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The Second Baby

SOLVED!

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[Blind Gossip] She said that she will not get pregnant again until she settles into her new home.

That is not true.

In fact, she is already pregnant!

There’s something important you need to know, though.

Her famous husband is not the father!

You see, her husband had an unfortunate accident a few years ago that rendered him infertile.

He knew that he wanted to be a father, but he wanted a baby that was part of his bloodline.

He had to seek out a sperm donor within his own family.

The most logical choice was his brother.

However, that presented some quirky issues.

While he initially wanted to keep this private, it was a significant lineage issue that necessitated involving senior members of the family. A family meeting took place, and they unanimously decided that [another family member] would be a better choice.

The chosen family member was handsome, fertile, and had no health issues.

Sounds perfect.

Who was it?

His uncle.

Yes, the very same uncle who would later wind up in hot water.

So, how was the baby conceived?

No, the actress did not sleep with the uncle! Don’t be foolish. This was all done in a lab. The actress’ eggs were harvested and fertilized with the uncles’ sperm.

Despite the conspiracy theories, there was no surrogate involved. The actress carried and give birth to the first baby.

Furthermore, despite the turmoil that surrounded the uncle, he will be the biological father of the second baby as well.

They really had no choice. They want their children to be full siblings. 

The second baby will be announced next month. You’ve already met the first baby.

So, in case you were wondering why the family keeps the uncle so tightly within the family fold… and why the couple chose to move away from the family right after the uncle was exposed… and why the couple still has a home to come back to that is close to the rest of the family… wonder no more!

They are all permanently bound by blood and secrets.

Similar: Isle Combover And Liar

Actress:

Husband:

Uncle:

[Optional] Do you think the couple will go back to live near his family?

SOLVED!

Actress: Meghan Markle

Husband: Prince Harry

Uncle: Prince Andrew

Yes, this is all very shocking!

There have been so many crazy conspiracy theories floating around for the past few years about Harry and Meghan’s baby, we felt it was time to set the record straight.

  • First of all, Baby Archie DOES exist. He is not a doll, nor was he borrowed from some other family.
  • Second, Meghan Markle DID give birth to Baby Archie Harrison. There was no surrogate mother.
  • Third, Meghan Markle DID give birth to Baby Archie on May 6, 2019. The baby was not born weeks earlier.
  • Fourth, Meghan Markle IS the biological mother of Baby Archie. The couple did not use an egg from another woman to create Baby Archie.

Now let’s talk about why Prince Andrew is actually the biological father of Harry and Meghan’s babies!

Several years ago, Prince Harry had a terrible accident.

This happened well after the infamous Las Vegas debacle – in which Harry was photographed running around a hotel room au natural.

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It was also after he had started dating Meghan Markle.

Harry was drinking with his friends one night. They were teasing him about the fact that they had seen very little of him since he had started dating Meghan. They joked about how she had him wrapped around her little finger and had effectively emasculated him.

The boys then pointed out that Harry was even wearing one of Meghan’s ponytail holders on his wrist!

Harry supposedly retorted that she had done no such thing and that his balls were still quite intact.

The lads started joking about challenges. You may have heard of the “Cinnamon Challenge” or the “Ice Bucket Challenge.”

Harry said that he would take “The Ponytail Challenge.”

This self-invented challenge involved him taking the ponytail holder off of his wrist and wrapping it around his “cobblers.” In case you don’t know what “cobblers” are, think of the berries part of “twig and berries” or the beans part “franks and beans.”

At first, Harry yelped in pain… but kept drinking. This was highly amusing to his friends.

After a while, though, Harry excused himself to go into the other room, where he promptly passed out on the bed.

His friends let him sleep, unaware that the ponytail holder was still tightly wound around his “boys.”

Hours later, Harry wound up at the hospital.

The lack of circulation for several hours had rendered him permanently infertile.

Meghan Markle was furious that Harry had ruined their chances to conceive a child naturally!

She was also angry with his friends and demanded that Harry cut them completely out of his life. He eventually did exactly that.

Not wanting to end the relationship, Meghan suggested that Harry ask William to donate his sperm so that they could have a child.

As we noted in the original blind item, that idea was soon being debated by the entire British Royal Family!

They thought it inappropriate that the future King of England serve as a sperm donor. They decided that Prince Andrew – The Queen’s favorite – would be chosen as the sperm donor instead.

Meghan was unhappy with the decision – as she really wanted William – but was determined to mother a royal baby. She accepted the family’s decision.

After Prince Andrew was publicly named in the Jeffrey Epstein scandal, Meghan and Harry both sought to distance themselves from Prince Andrew and the rest of the family.

However, as they want all of their children to be full siblings to each other, they will continue to use the banked eggs that were fertilized by Prince Andrew.

The Second Baby will be a full sibling to Baby Archie.

And Harry will continue to fix Meghan’s ponytail.

Every time he does that, remember this: ‘Twas the ponytail that done him in!

Congratulations to Jessicafletcher for being first with the correct answer! That Jessica Fletcher sure is one fine detective!

UPDATE!

Blind Gossip has obtained EXCLUSIVE ultrasound images of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s second baby!

It’s a girl!

She will probably look like that gorgeous redhead baby in the original blind item.

Scroll down to see the ultrasound for yourself!

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Did you believe this crazy story?

If you did, you are an April Fool!

Every year, folks. Every year.

The idea for this year’s April Fool’s blind item combined the many conspiracy theories floating around about Baby Archie Harrison… Harry’s strained relationship with William… the scandalous downfall of Prince Andrew… and Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s controversial move away from the British Royal Family.

Throw in the photo of Harry fixing Meghan’s ponytail… and you’ve got one wacky blind item perfect for April Fool’s Day!

Thanks to everyone for playing along (and please do NOT try The Ponytail Challenge at home)!

Here are our previous April Fool’s Day blind items:

2019: Pregnancy Bombshell

2018: Baby Baby Baby: Part 3

2017: Hold On For This Wild Ride

2016: New Group

2016: Leaving Skinny Woman For Pretty Woman

2015: A Big Announcement In Two Weeks

2014: Aiming For A Big Announcement Next Week

2013: Grooming The Children

2012: He Was Not Born A Male

2011: Triple Gay Announcement

2010: World’s Most Famous Couple is Splitting Up

We hope you enjoyed this year’s joke blind item!

Reader Interactions

Comments

  3. JoshuaTree says

    HAH, that’s why you didn’t publish my reply with the rest. It started with congratulating you on another classic April Fools.

  5. lilspinchick says

    Suckaaaahhhhhs!! EVERY YEAR Blind Gossip gets me. NOT TODAY, Blind Gossip. Not today. 😉

  8. JulesMs says

    I amaze at how people will believe anything about Megan Markle.
    That is definitely an April Fool’s.

  9. countrygal says

    This is my first time commenting but, this has to be an April fools joke. That baby looks just like Harry!

  13. bec215d says

    …and if you believe this one, I’ve got a bridge over the Thames I’d love to sell you!
    C’mon folks… April Fools.

  14. Gintastic says

    I know April fools day has been ‘cancelled’ but surely this is an April Fools blind. I can’t even believe this is true, and I’m pretty broad minded.

  17. sim1fun says

    At first I believed this story, because of the royal bloodline…but now I hear the ponytail story…is this an april fools blind? It can’t be true!!

  19. pscheck2 says

    I know that I will get the title of a troll when I suggest that Harry might have an issue other than his infertility! My ‘vibes’ started when he was serving in the Royal Marines? in Afghanistan. And his romp in Las Vegas (nude!) seem to reinforce my ‘vibes!’ I will say no more. lol

  22. Darski says

    sorry this makes no sense as Andrew is not really of the royal blood himself. search Lord Porchester/ Prince Andrew.

  23. Cotton Kandi says

    Is this Megan “messy” Markle , Harry and Prince Andrew?

    Say it ain’t so. Or is this an early April fools prank?

  30. Emerald00 says

    Guys. Check the dates

    It’s totally an April Fool’s Day joke! No way this is true!

  36. catsheldon says

    Has nobody connected that this was posted on 31st March and solved on 1st April? Happy April Fools everyone x

  47. dbf87 says

    I was like OMG OMG this can’t be true as i read the story. That would be too fucked up even for the Royal Family but then i remembered it’s April’s fool. So good one yet again.xD

  48. aussiebird says

    Surely this is your April Fools blind for 2020. The royals are batsh*t and have had their share of sordid affairs but this is a bit much.

  50. chillenout says

    Happy April Fools everyone! I cannot believe anyone could believe such an outlandishly bizarre story

  51. Parade says

    This is total bs. Omg. Their child is too red to be Andrew’s child. RF BS. Toxic family, just trash.

  60. ladymay says

    It’s interesting you don’t approve any April Fools’ comments on the actual day 🤔🤔🤔

  61. babyritzy says

    an April Fool’s joke?
    Megan Markle, Prince Harry and baby daddy Prince Andrew.

    This surely CAN NOT be true, can it???????

  62. Sugarandspice1020 says

    If this isn’t April Fools, there is no way I believe it, no way, how ridiculous.

  71. Hampton_Mama says

    I almost forgot what day it was today 😜!!! This one was a good one……..happy April Fool’s 🤭

  78. JToma16 says

    All of you sillies have once again fallen for one of BlindGossip’s patented April Fools Blinds. 🥰

  80. Sophia99 says

    Also….”the ponytail challenge?!?” Hahaha no way! This one is April Fool’s, has to be!

  82. Sophia99 says

    Guys…I think we’re being had. In the blind item they said, “Don’t be foolish,” and I think it was a hint to us all — Happy April Fool’s! This one doesn’t add up — several videos out there of MM’s “baby bump” changing size and shape, swinging when she walked, falling down her dress at one point — no way was this a real pregnancy — at least in the timing they claimed. The baby we were shown in South Africa is the spitting image of Harry, looks nothing like Andrew. Not buying…

  87. Fireandice01 says

    Wow… good job BG. Seems everyone forgot that it’s April Fools Day. That was really entertaining.

  94. CascadeQueen says

    As much as I would LOVE for this to be true, come on folks. Look at the calendar. Had me going for a minute there……

  96. Hermione says

    Please let this be an April Fools joke……it’s too awful to contemplate if it’s true!

  99. ginger cakes says

    This is definitely a joke. I almost thought it was true. The date is April1…. april fools day. Well done Blind Gossip!! Its not true is it.?

  101. calumsmom says

    Ha, April Fools!!! Glad to see BG hasn’t yet lost its sense of humor, even in these bleak times! 🙂

  103. ChristineNYC says

    April Fools!!!

    Although, Meghan Markle could play the role of said ponytail holder because she does have Harry’s boys tightly squeezed in the palm of her hand!

  105. lexicross says

    This is the April fool’s story, right?? Please tell me yes as I can’t stomach it if this is true

  109. johnchas1 says

    This is obviously Blind Gossip’s annual April’s fool post…. calm down folks!

  117. munkeemunkee says

    Haha, this is an April Fool’s joke! A good one, you almost had me there!!!!

  124. BeaNandSprouT says

    Um, how is this ANYTHING but an April Fool’s Day joke?!? They do this every year.

  127. blancheED88 says

    Ok I fell for this last year when you said William was the Dad…. April Fools

  135. justindc says

    April Fools!! I love your posts each April 1st!

    If only it was true that Markle was impregnated by Uncle Andrew!

  136. bonou2 says

    April fools as if ! Prince Andrew has been a part of the Epstein narrative for ages I really can’t believe for one second this is true and it’s more then gross!

  139. truth_sayer says

    Actress: Meghan Markle

    Husband: Prince Harry

    Uncle: Prince Andrew

    What’s the date again? 😜

  148. mackeownis says

    OMG! This has got to be an April Fools! This site gets me good every year! 🙂

  149. Lisa Marue says

    Has to be ..
    APRIL FOOL’S !!!!!!!

    Meghan and Harry have been skating by on thin ice for way too long. I feel within the next few months the ice will finally crack and they will see they had it pretty damn good in the firm!!

  152. theejillz says

    Meghan, Prince Harry, & Prince Andree

    I feel like this is your yearly April Fool’s blind 😂

  153. willworkforchocolate says

    hahahah. Well played, Blind Gossip. These get better every year. Check the date, people!

  160. Classybird says

    Today is April 1! This is an April Fool and so many have fallen for it. Apart from the fact that Meghan Markle was obviously never pregnant (still no valid birth certificate and dozens of pictures of her deflating bump), who would use the sperm of a man in his late fifties. But thanks for the laugh.

  168. MrsCleaver says

    WHAT?!!
    Meghan Markle & Prince Harry obvs.
    Creepy Uncle Andrew
    This is almost on “Tiger King” crazy level. Usually you guys are right on, but not sure with this one. No way she carried that baby & I can’t believe as a grown a$$ sane woman I think that, but I do. But even worse, fathered by Andrew? He was a looker in the day, but he isn’t the brightest bulb in the box. Not to mention the pedo leanings. Wow tho if true.

  172. hairsofthedog says

    This is early April Fools’, right? If not, as everyone else has said, EWWWW. Why not Edward, who at least seems like a decent human being and a good husband and father (I probably answered my own question there)?

  176. porsche says

    Meghan
    Harry
    Andrew
    Happy April Fools Day!
    The best one yet that you have done BG!

  179. cowboy2981 says

    Actress: Megan Markle
    Husband: Prince Harry
    Uncle: Creepy Prince Andrew

    April fools blind people

  180. truth24 says

    Oh behave, this is an April Fool’s joke- it’s supposed to be Megan Markle, Prince Harry and Prince Andrew. All that’s missing is that President Trump is going to be the godfather 😂

  184. Carnac The Magnificent says

    This is a great April Fools’ Day post. Not as good as last year, but wonderful nonetheless!

  185. Squirrelet says

    Obviously Harry, Meaghan and Andrew but also April Fools. Wasn’t last year’s April Fools that William was the father? LOL

  187. aaamons says

    Blind gossip people must be pissing their pants from laughter at these comments. April fools indeed. This is a good one. 😉

  199. haha_fools says

    Guys, I know everyone has a lot on their minds, but… think about what day it is. BG chooses MM for April fools jokes because even the most outrageous things about her COULD be true!!

  202. badgerette85 says

    Okay… just realized the day- this is so far fetched it must be an April Fools prank! Am I right???

  204. dcteacher says

    I think this is one of their April fools day jokes. Last year the site had one thatvdaud Meghan slept with William and he is Archie’s father.

  206. holycow says

    The Duke and Duchess of Sussex! I called it- the pregnancy! , but not buying the Uncle’s little swimmers. And if it is true, so what? These are the Royals after all…I’m sure theres so much worst in this bloodline.

  207. Bizkit says

    I’m thinking this is Blind Gossip’s April Fools posting. They did something similar last year with them that included Wills and Kate.

  208. Annaliese says

    I have a different take on this: I agree this refers to Harry and Meghan, but do not think the uncle is Andrew. My thought is the father is Diana’s brother Earl Spencer??

  209. LAmariposa says

    Actress: Meghan Markle
    Husband: P.Harry
    Uncle: P.Andrew

    Let me guess? APRIL’S FOOLS?! Hahaha

  211. pedidentalasst says

    Gotta be April Fools because why the heck would they pick Andrew??? I don’t think Meghan would be that crazy!!!

  217. cinder1989 says

    It’s certainly referencing Meghan Markle and Prince Harry and Prince Andrew. I do believe this is the BG’s April Fools this year. Which is brilliant. Can’t wait for the reveal!

  223. imlopez458 says

    and this was great until I realized that today is April 1st.

    Good Job BG – you almost got everyone with this. 🙂

  229. jenden says

    I think this item si actually a fools’ day prank:

    Actress: Meghan Markle

    Husband: Prince Harry

    Uncle: Prince Andrew

    [Optional] Do you think the couple will go back to live near his family? No, I don’t. I think they are selfish, spoiled and entitled brats who think they deserve everything they imagine

  237. Whisper says

    I thought this was published on April 1st, was the first time I saw it & didn’t check date). I assumed it was an April Fools blind. Guess not, altho “don’t be foolish” could be a hint. Anyway its too yucky to think of the outcome.

  238. radishreindeer says

    I sincerely hope this is an April Fool’s blind. LOL!
    Love the idea that BG is even floating the idea that Prince Andrew is the father of Meghan Markle’s kid. Turnabout is fair play, especially after the rumors she herself has allegedly started.

  239. FairyMay9 says

    How you know its the yearly April fools post: 1) the comments appear muuuuch quicker than usual. 2) the “regulars” appear not to have commented (this is cuz we k ow how to spot ’em) and are bring held back till the reveal) . 3) it’s even more outrageous than normal.

    Good one this year, BG.

  248. shimmer says

    APRIL FOOL! As much as nothing surprises me about Harry & Meghan, this is obviously an April Fools joke.

  249. Another Time says

    Lolol Megan & Harry
    Happy April Fools! 🙃
    I’m glad the day wasn’t “canceled” on this site.

  261. angela says

    This sure reads like Meghan, Harry, and William, but I know for a fact it’s not them, and can’t think of who else it might be.

  264. CuriousOne says

    Taking a stab in the dark here but ginger hair, lineage issues, Uncle in hot water. Plus not wanring a baby until settled into nee home – article about this came out this week in relation to my guess. (At the Comonwealth Ceremony MM did look pregnant so no surprise ‘re pregnancy only father.)

    Meghan ‘All About Me’ Markle

    Prince Harry

    Prince Andrew

    No they will stay far away. MM will likely be secretly hoping that the family catch Corona virus to improve her chances of being…

  265. bubbasbbq says

    April fools!
    But wouldn’t it be funny if it were true?
    Of would be the shiftless Grifter Sparkles and her dimwit Hubby Harry.

  266. loopylou600 says

    Who was it? Ole Meggy Markle

    His uncle: Prince Harry’s uncle Prince Andrew!

    It’s an April Fool’s joke though, I’m not fooled!

  268. sneakykitten says

    Ugh SO SAD this is the April Fool’s Blind. 🙁

    Meghan Markle, Harry, Prince Andrew.

    Would have been so good.

  277. Ristol56 says

    Meghan Markle
    Poor Harry
    the Pedo Prince

    This is insane. I wonder if they’ll be exposed?

  279. zappy2050 says

    Will the couple go back?

    Eventually, yes. Harry is a very fragile person mentally, so I cannot see him being able to pull this off. Somehow those around him know this that’s why his grandma and father are footing their bills.

    Meghan might also leave – her style is to cut and run – so that is also an option. She is not really good at dealing with her problems, just leaving them by the wayside.

    The rest of the family will not be speaking to Meghan going forward – so we will see.

  287. soccermom79 says

    Markel
    Harry
    Andrew. But that’s bs she carried the child! Waaaaaaay to many videos proving that to be a complete lie.

  289. sierrashred says

    Happy April Fool’s Day! I have to admit, you had me going for a second…..

  290. bugaboo22 says

    Actress: Meghan Markle
    Husband: Prince Harry
    Uncle: Prince Andrew
    [Optional] No. Why does no one-not even BG-talk about Mark Dyer being Prince Harry’s real father (just look at photos of them when Harry was younger!)? Can you imagine what Prince Harry must’ve felt like, growing up in a family where bloodlines are everything when they all knew that Prince Charles was not Harry’s father? I think Meghan accepts Prince Harry for who he is. JMO!

  292. KrazyCatLady says

    Early April Fools BG? Nice. Now Megan Markle will know what it’s like when untrue rumors spread like wildfire. My props to Blind Gossip for giving her a taste of her own medicine. Redemption for the future King and Queen someday and all the unnecessary drama created by the temporary sister in law.

  294. kcphilly says

    Harry, Megan, Prince Andrew.

    I knew I could count on BG to give me a laugh on April 1st 🙂 Thanks!

  295. kellyp says

    Holy [email protected]!?

    Is this Markle, Prince Harry and Prince Andrew?

    I think they will have to go back because they will find it impossible to support themselves in royal style.
    Not being a royal always seems charming until you aren’t one….as the Duke of Windsor painfully found out.

  297. Gerseychick says

    Rachel Grifter Markle
    Harry Dimwit Windsor
    Randy Andy
    After 6 months of residency in California she will file for divorce from Dimwit…No Fault State ..Would she get half?? April Fool’s…..

  298. Ladieu says

    Actress: Meghan

    Husband: Harry

    Uncle: Andrew

    [Optional] Do you think the couple will go back to live near his family? No

  301. mayer2816 says

    Meghan Markle
    Harry Markle
    Prince Andrew

    PS: I won’t fall for your april fool’s trap! Lol

  303. jm1879 says

    Must be April fools! !!

    Good one!!!

    Actress…MM

    Husband …justcallmeHarry

    Uncle…sleepy Andy

  306. memommamo says

    Actress: Megan Markle

    Husband: Prince Harry

    Uncle: Prince Andrew

    I wasn’t fooled. Haha. Happy April Fools BG

  307. ginger cakes says

    This has got to be
    Meghan
    Harry the husband
    Andrew the uncle.
    But Archie has red hair like Harry!!

  310. YogaGirl says

    you ALMOST got me but went too far with the “uncle”…thanks for a needed laugh

  311. cawatt says

    It’s got to be Meghan and Harry / Prince Andrew. As much as I don’t care for any of them, I’m struggling to believe this! It all seems a bit far fetched!

  313. Dacia says

    Wasn’t this already done on multiple soap operas?! lol I find this one hard to believe. Guess it’s supposed to be meghan, Harry and scuzzy duke of york. They will never move back

  316. Kdiddlediddle says

    Meghan and Harry and the Royal Family.

    Hahaha. April Fool’s! Good one, BG.

  321. doris13 says

    Actress: Meghan Markle

    Husband: Prince Harry

    Uncle: Prince Andrew.

    Haha, nice one! April Fool!

  322. zappy2050 says

    This is possible and might explain why Meghan and Harry are acting so arrogant – Prince Andrew being the father also makes sense and would explain why they are still protecting him.

    There are a few things that don’t make sense though:
    – when would she have gotten pregnant? she is about 3 months along and was only in the London
    briefly in January.
    – the first baby also LOOKS like Harry and Harry is definitely not Charles’ biological son, so not
    related to Andrew

  323. Queenie says

    Happy April Fool’s Day! I was looking forward to your annual April Fool’s Day post and you didn’t disappoint!
    Stay healthy and safe!

  324. Gambetta40 says

    April’s fools day!! Noooooo, Prince Andrew is not the donor for Meghan and Harry…

  330. jerseylicious says

    Happy April Fools Day!!
    We needed a little laughter with COVID-19 ravaging our people!
    The sordid triangle of Harry, Greedy Markel and Prince William
    LOVED IT BG!!

  332. jeep623 says

    Way too obvious but never the less a good one this year. April Fools to you too!

  336. SeeK says

    LMAO Happy April Fools to you too, BG.

    Oh, BTW, this is *supposed* to be:
    Meg Markle
    Just Harry
    Andrew

    She won’t, but Harry will inevitably go home during the divorce.

  337. PGTips says

    Duh! I’ve just realised it’s an April Fool. I feel like a right idiot now.

    Well done, BG. Nice one.

  340. jerseymom says

    This sounds like our lovely Duchess, Sparkle Markle and her Duke Harry – with a funny side of April Fools. I remember last year’s BG April Fools. It was so awesome.

    What I don’t get with the whole situation is why they’d move to an area with such a high coronavirus rate rather than staying safe with the baby in Canada? Makes no sense when you have the means to keep yourself isolated with a young child. He’ll move back after the divorce in +- 5 years.

    Hope everyone is well!…

  349. JHntr113 says

    Actress: Meghan Markle

    Husband: Prince Harry

    Uncle: Prince Andrew

    Haha, April Fool’s!

  352. claireuk says

    🙄april fool – Harry, Meghan and Randy Andy.
    Even if there was a glimmer of truth re infertility, that bafoon would never get a look in as a donor, no way no how!

  354. Florida5555 says

    This would be a great one for the Royal Family but Happy April Fool’s day!

  355. surreygirl says

    Actress: Meghan Markle
    Husband: Prince Harry
    Uncle: Prince Andrew
    [Optional] Do you think the couple will go back to live near his family? Yes because the work / money will run out in LA….

  357. brobdingnagian says

    These April Fools blinds are always so fun. Thanks for the laughs!! We need some fun to distract from everything going on right now!

  359. hypeduponbucks says

    Actress: Meghan Markle

    Husband: Prince Harry

    Uncle: Prince Andrew

    [Optional] Do you think the couple will go back to live near his family? Yes, once he divorces her for making him move across the pond

  360. letinstar says

    Gah!!! Please tell me this isn’t Meghan and Harry with the handsome (rolls eyes) perv uncle being the predator Andrew. I can’t even…

  361. PGTips says

    OH. MY. GOD.

    You’ve never failed yet, BG, but this cannot possibly be true about the Markles. Andrew being the father???? It’s mind-blowing.

    I can’t think of any other celebs this would apply to, and also the ginger baby in the pic makes me think this can only be them. But OH. MY. GOD!

  363. prinny says

    Ha ha I have been reading BG for too long! Happy April Fools and thanks for the laugh BG!

    Even Sparkles wouldn’t go this far lol…

  365. Lurky Lou says

    SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!! Well this is an interesting turn of events!

    Meghan Markle
    Prince Harry
    Prince Andrew

    I suspect Harry will be ordered back to work when Charles takes the throne. Unless they decide the grass is not greener on the other side and go back when it is “reviewed” in 12 months… “we took a gap year”

  368. aaasok says

    Meghan, Andrew, yuk
    Harry will end up home, she will latch on to some one richer.

  376. grumpy says

    Actress: Megan Markle

    Husband: Harry

    Uncle: Andrew

    I’m going out on a limb and saying since this is posted on April 1 it’s an April Fools joke . They can’t be that bad lol

  378. aquacat23 says

    Markle
    Harry
    Prince Andrew

    Yikes! Could explain her I’ll-fitting green dress she recently wore. And of course her move to LA from Canada in the middle of a global health crisis. They are now settling in to a new home in California, and can give birth to their daughter (calling it now if indeed an IVF baby – she’s not ruining her body for another son) who will automatically be born a US citizen w/o having to register for citizenship later, if desired. Can skirt tricky royal rules now.

  381. grozer says

    Actress: Meghan Markle

    Husband: Prince Harry

    Uncle: Andrew

    Do you think the couple will go back to live near his family?

    I think that… I’m so happy coronavirus hasn’t stopped the April Fools’ fun! THANK YOU BG for another great one, perfectly timed with these two grifters leaving their royal duties behind. Happy April Fool’s everyone!

  384. emmasyd says

    Come on now! This is ridiculous.the baby is the spitting image of Harry as a baby.

    This is going too far.

  387. heathermh13 says

    Actress: Megan Markle

    Husband: Prince Harry

    Uncle: Prince Andrew

    [Optional] Do you think the couple will go back to live near his family? First I say…. Ewwwwwwwww.

    Secondly, no. Not until Harry leaves Megan

  389. badgerette85 says

    Noooo…. this can’t be the Royals!!

    Harry, MM and Randy Andy.
    Why not Edward??

    Op- not in this decade if they stay married.

  390. cakeboy says

    Actress – Meghan Markle
    Husband – Harry
    Uncle – Prince Andrew

    Live near the family – probably not till the 1st of April next year

  395. Maryg says

    The Harkles, with pervy uncle Andy as the bio dad.
    But this is a April’s fool day item for sure.

  397. trivialtime says

    Haha! We need some humor and Markle is a great joke! Harry is another great joke. Uncle Andrew sharing his seed 🤣

    She’s not leaving LA, she wants to remain a bee in the royal bonnet but from far far away.

  398. laura1083 says

    April Fools!!!!

    The Royal Family, that kid is Harry’s image! No way is he anyone else’s.

  402. VilaEnes says

    I really hope this blind is true, but something smells fishy. Happy April Fools Day aka April Mop BG..

  403. purplefluffybunny says

    Meghan
    Harry
    Andrew

    No they won’t (unless all the money dries up) and I don’t believe this one. If Harry were infertile Meghan would be shouting about it – imagine the books/interviews/patronising other infertile couples opportunities!!!

  405. ChattyCathie says

    I’m still trying to wrap my head around it because Archie looks just like Harry and even has the Spencer red hair. But then again one of Edwards kids looks a lot like Harry, so…

  414. Mrs Polkadot says

    Actress: Meghan
    Husband: Harry
    Uncle: Andrew
    I’m confused, how does this tie in with the previous blinds about them having lots of sex to try to get pregnant straight v fast before Archie turns one / wanting to ruin some other family function (presumably Andrew’s other daughter’s wedding, so classy and also v ungrateful if this one is true) with the announcement like last time….

  415. willowtree says

    How do I reply to my original post? I just noticed what the date was! I’ve been locked down for too long. How can it be April already? Good April Fools though!

  417. willowtree says

    Really? This can’t be true. But MM, Prince Harry and Prince Andrew.

    If it were true, what accident did Harry have?

  418. Londonmum says

    Oh no. Just realised I’ve been April fooled. Please delete my previous comment. Really had me for a moment!!

  420. jinxed says

    Brilliant April Fools! Would be hilarious if it was true though Markle, Harry and Uncle Andy. 🤣

  421. butwhatever says

    Actress: Meghan Markle
    Husband: Prince Harry
    Uncle: Prince Andrew
    Optional: APRIL FOOL! 😉

  424. pinkmarie says

    Actress: Meghan Markle
    Husband: Prince Harry
    Uncle: Prince Andrew

    Truth IS stranger than fiction! Oh well, the cat’s outta the bag….

  428. Mimoo says

    Nice April‘s fool, but not again Prince Weakling and Princess MeMeMe, they are so boring…

  430. Sephene says

    Ahhhhh! See, a few years ago you would’ve got me with this one – whaaaat daaaaay iiis iiiit?? 🤪 you imaginative sausages x

  432. Babs806 says

    Oh please. It’s not technically April Fools Day on the West Coast! I’m sure Archie is Harry’s son. 😂

  433. DDCASK says

    Debacle Markle
    Harry and Andrew
    Nearly fell for this but then looked at today’s date.

    Good one! Although would put nothing past her.

  436. bunnypenny9 says

    Oh come on, this is absolutely ridiculous. What’s next, that Meghan Markle created and spread Coronavirus!

  438. pablos_princess says

    April Fools! Supposed to be about The Insufferable Meghan Markle & Harry & Uncle Andrew. Clearly a joke.

  441. MikeyJoeChicago says

    Is this Andrew and Markle?
    That’s some genetic stew. However Archie might be the most adorable kid ever.
    What do I know?

  444. HappyShinyPeople says

    Actress: Markle

    Husband: Harry

    Uncle: Prince Andrew (eeuww)

    [Optional] Do you think the couple will go back to live near his family?
    I don’t think they’ll return to the UK. I’m hoping Harry will get treatment for his Stockholm Syndrome and will eventually move back to the UK, with Archie, and his family.

    PS: Happy April Fools Day. (This reminds me of your last year’s April Fools Day – when William was ‘the father’).

  445. travio says

    Boy, this is an interesting scoop, especially given the questions about Harry’s biological father. He looks so much like Princess Di’s former bodyguard. By skipping William they cut Di out completely.

  446. mangolala says

    April Fools (I hope!!) Nice try this year!! If solved, that would be Megan, Harry and Uncle gross gross (sweaty Andrew)

  449. AHHAof3 says

    APRIL FOOLS!!! Every year, people. EVERY. YEAR!!i must admit, however, that being stuck in my house for weeks now, I almost forgot the date!

  451. Londonmum says

    Wow! The most explosive blind ever! Absolutely *, Harry and Andrew. She looks pregnant already but. just. wow! What a can of worms that one is!! Puts an entirely different spin on things.

  454. shannonleew says

    Meghan Markle
    Prince Harry
    Prince Andrew

    I still refuse to believe she was pregnant. That bump changed size and shape every time she was in public and completely fell down to her knees in Liverpool.

  456. RaspberryBeret76 says

    APRIL FOOL’S JOKE, but I’ll play along …

    Actress: Meghan Markle

    Husband: Prince Harry

    Uncle: Prince Andrew

    [Optional] Do you think the couple will go back to live near his family? Yes, in about 5 years because life in the real world probably won’t go the way they expect.

  457. oyevey says

    Love it! Meghan is pregnant with Prince Andrew’s baby! At least the father is still a prince.

    Juicier than last year. 😉

  459. sunshine702 says

    You get me every year Blind Gossip 😉

    To think of Andrew being Markle’s sperm donor.
    Oh my 😲

  463. fiddlesticks says

    Just thought, poor Beatrice and Eugenie, not only are they dealing with a terrible father but Meghan announced her pregnancy at Eugenie’s wedding, her half brother! That’s a special type of nasty

  465. fitzergald says

    This has got to be an April Fools ‘joke’s.
    No way is Andrew Archie’s father.

  466. fiddlesticks says

    Wow! What a tangled mess!
    Markle, Harry and Andrew.
    So Meghan snared a Prince but has 2 kids to his paedophile uncle??! Ha ha ha ha ha!

  474. Erical19 says

    April Fools. This little fairytale is none other than Meghan markle and Prince Harry, with uncle Prince Andrew

  476. nudibee says

    Megan Markle

    Prince Harry

    Skeevy Uncle Andrew

    He will. She won’t. He won’t go until after the divorce.

  479. momofBallers says

    Haha! This is a good April Fool’s blind about the insufferable MeGain Sparkles & Just Call Me Harry Windsor

  481. Christina X says

    Meghan and Andrew.
    Andrew has never seemed to like her…especially after that stunt she pulled at Eugenie’s wedding.

    I watch WAY too much ID TV….If this is true, Meghan needs to homeschool Archie until he’s 18 to ensure that no one ever takes a DNA sample from him.

  483. Mia444 says

    Happy April Fools, BG. I wouldn’t put *anything* past the despicable Meghan, but Archie is obviously Harry’s son, he looks just like him with a healthy dose of Thomas Markle mixed in.

  484. sinamin says

    The obvious answer would be Meghan and Prince Andrew being the sperm donor. But all I can say is April fools. Nice one BG.

  486. mrw222 says

    This sounds like Harry and Megan, and the Uncle being Prince Andrew. I find it a little hard to believe though.

  488. iowagirl says

    April Fools one day early, BG? Although I would almost believe it!
    Meghan
    Harry
    Prince Andrew

  493. Whalesnark says

    I’m nobody’s (April) fool. AS IF M would carry the perv’s baby. He’s in the fold because Betty Windsor has exceedingly poor judgment when it comes to him, and because she thinks that if she does it then it’s the right thing to do. Different rules for plebs and palace-dwellers.

  497. 4sixx2 says

    Happy April Fool’s Day! We’ve had a lot of good years together, and looking for many more!

  499. RedShoesOnAThursday says

    Actress: Meghan Markle

    Husband: Prince Harry

    Uncle: Prince Andrew

    I don’t think Meghan will go back. Harry probably if they divorce. Not that she would be amused but it would make for a good April Fools’ prank on the Queen though. 😉

  500. irisvoneverec says

    Actress: Meghan Markle

    Husband: Prince Harry

    Uncle: Prince Andrew

    [Optional] Do you think the couple will go back to live near his family? Not a chance I believe that all the bridges have been burned.

    Also, April’s fool ! My jaw started to drop while reading the item before remembering what day it was.

  503. Skillaty says

    Actress: Meghan markle

    Husband: The former prince Harry, now called H

    Uncle: prince Andrew

    [Optional] Do you think the couple will go back to live near his family?

    I have no idea, if they do it’s when they run out of money and Meghan finds a way to now blame calinfornia for making her feel unwanted.

    This whole thing is disgusting. Technically it means Archie isn’t 7th in line for the throne now. He’s Andrews son, which means he’s behind his two bio sisters.

  511. ItsBouquet says

    Not this year! I fell for it hard last year. I love the story none-the-less 🙂

    Happy April Fools

  512. stellavill says

    This has to be an April Fool’s joke. Baby Archie looks just like Harry as a baby. Also, Baby Archie has RED hair. ❤❤

  513. TeacherKat says

    This post just made me realize we’re in April! Crazy. Happy April Fools, everyone!

  514. LaursAngel says

    Wow another Markle and Harry blind.

    This seems like one of those out there April Fools blind items. This is insane!

  516. babyritzy says

    Actress: MeGain Markle ( or me me me minion reject)

    Husband: Heir No Can Do Harry.

    Uncle: Jeez Louis – the Old Man Perve – Prince Randy Andy of Windsor and co

    [Optional] Do you think the couple will go back to live near his family? So that’s what they have over the family and god knows what else. Is it really bc harry had an accident or is it because he is truly not the son of Charles and therefore needed “true full royal” blood to make sure the commoner marriage produced kids…

  517. boyjack4 says

    I think this is an April Fools as there is no way that this would be sanctioned by the RF.
    I don’t like or admire the Sussex’s but this is way too out there and very salacious

  521. TootyFrooty says

    Once again, it is Prince JustCallMeHarry Harry & MeAgain Markle.

    And SHE won’t go back to live with them, but he will.

  523. Organica05 says

    Megan Markle
    Prince Harry
    Dirty Uncle Andy

    [optional] She’ll never permit Harry to return to England. She changed plans for Christmas 2019 – his Nan is 94, how many more Christmases will she see? His dad is positive with corona at 71…
    She’ll let him return, alone, for death, if it moves him higher up the line.

    Except…
    Happy April Fool’s Day

  526. DaniJo says

    Meghan Markle
    Prince Harry
    Prince Andrew

    This HAS to be an April Fool’s Day joke. Archie looks exactly like Harry. LOL

  530. AmateurGossipHour says

    Actress: Meghan Markle

    Husband: Prince Harry

    Uncle: Andrew

    Wow! As far as conspiracy theories go this one is out there. What’s makes BG believe this tipster? I hope you have proof, anything involving children should really be held to more stringent research. Look at what happened to poor Harry, he grew up with everyone saying his father was someone else! I’m sure Harry doesn’t want that for his own child.

  531. Melvin says

    Actress: Megan Markle

    Husband: Henry Charles Albert David Mountbatten-Windsor

    Uncle: Andrew Albert Christian Edward Mountbatten-Windsor

  536. angelbratt says

    Meghan sparkle

    Harry Sussex

    Uncle randy Andy! Gross, too gross! Not sure why it had to be bloodline, Harry’s father is not prince charles

  538. Someone6251 says

    Meghan
    Harry
    Prince Andrew

    If this gets out and people realize she agreed to get impregnated by pedo Andrew, they may as well pack their bags and fly home to granny and daddy.

  543. varco950 says

    What happens every April 1? Nice April Fool’s “item”. Had me wondering for a second until I recall prior year’s outrageous Blinds. Thanks for a good laugh!

  550. Sleepyandconfused says

    Lol
    Happy April Fools’ Day!

    I’ll answer the blind though

    Markle
    Harry
    Andrew

  555. calleighparson says

    Actress: Meghan Markle
    Husband: Prince Harry
    Uncle: Prince Andrew

    They’ll be back. Unbelievably gross as all their ties are, particularly here, they’re too greedy for attention and already aren’t adjusting well to being non royals. They need the prestige. They’ll come back.

  556. gubaseball says

    Ok, so this is obviously referencing Megan and Harry, but I’m not sure I believe this one at all, and most the Megan and Harry blind items seem to be plausibly believable.

    I would want to know something more about this one and him being infertile and then using donor sperm from Prince Andrew? This just seems too far fetched to me.

  557. Riley831 says

    Oh my this is getting good! As fast as she rose to fame by dating Harry, she will quick and fast fall.
    Meghan
    Harry
    Prince Andrew

  560. ProfessorPep11 says

    Meghan Markle
    Prince Harry
    Uncle – Prince Andrew

    But…why? Have they not seen how homely his daughters are? It would have been better to find a Spencer to be the sperm donor.

  562. Weazle says

    I refuse to believe this is Markle and Prince Andrew. Uncle Andy ain’t handsome. And Harry’s baby looks just like him, not Randy Andy.

  564. Ralphie says

    Oh BG. On the early April Fools this year, huh?
    Actress: the insufferable Markle
    Husband: blind Prince Harry
    Uncle: Pervy Andrew

    I hope the second pregnancy is part of the joke—but I fear it’s not and we’ll be subjected to 8+ months of obnoxious photos.

    Hope you’re well, BG.

  567. michelex23 says

    April Fool’s Day!

    Fake Meghan
    Fake Harry
    Fake Andrew

    Not real!!!! April Fool’s!!!!

  568. annabelle77 says

    Meghan the Bi*ch, Prince Harry, and Prince Andrew. And, if I didn’t know this was April Fools, I would totally buy this. Great job on this post!!!

  569. GeorgiaR says

    Happy April Fool’s Day! This story, assuming to be about Harry, Meghan and Andrew, cannot possibly be true! Good try though! Ha ha ha!

  572. VegasMike says

    I’m really starting to know far too much about the British royal family, and losing more and more respect for them daily.

    Meghan, Harry, and Prince Albert (in a can).

  574. SilentRen says

    Actress: Meghan Markle

    Husband: “Just call me Harry”, Prince Harry

    Uncle: Prince Andrew

  577. michellev27 says

    Ha!! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!!

    The marbles .. whoops I meant the Markles. And uncle Andrew

  578. NoFool says

    I never even got past the third line. Happy April Fools Day!
    This site is my distraction while working at home, Thanks!

  579. ILoveRArmitage says

    Meghan Markle and FKA Prince Harry
    Uncle Andrew is the bio Daddy
    Harry will be back in England to live but not Meghan

  582. Jthenurse says

    And a happy April Fool’s Day to all!
    Actress: Sparkle Markle, Duchess Difficult
    Spouse: Just Harry
    Uncle: Prince Andrew, who should by now be subject to an investigation for his
    knowledge/involvement in Epstein’s systemic victimization of young women.
    Will they move back to the UK? Never if she has any say….that is, until money, sympathy, public curiosity, and interest in their very modest talents run out-shouldn’t take long.

  583. charlene2345 says

    Um… first off all, April Fools???? This just doesn’t sound real.

    Actress: Markle

    Husband: Just Call me Harry

    Uncle: Prince Andrew

  587. kavanah says

    Oh my……..🤯😱. M markle and Prince Andrews. If true and it comes out…. Talk about a royal flush !

  590. elisemh says

    You got me for a split second there! April Fools!!!
    These are my fave blinds all year!

  597. sfgirl42 says

    Well, if this is true, it is pretty mind blowing. Archie = Meghan + Andrew? How then can Harry be so petulant and disrespectful of the family who literally supplied him with his child? That makes their behavior even worse.

  600. TheSalmon says

    A really good one this year, BG, with so many people sooooo ready and willing to believe literally ANYTHING salacious about Meghan and Harry.
    Posting the day before was clever, too.

  602. gypsyjones says

    LOL Thanks for this yearly April Fools post. I always look forward to what clever story you’ll concoct that has just enough spice to make it sort of plausible, and juicy enough to cause gasps across the globe. Well done this year!

  604. blueeyedgal says

    These get better and better every year.

    Actress: Markle

    Husband: Prince Harry

    Uncle: Randy Andy

    April Fool’s

  610. IcePrincess says

    April Fools! You got me last year, not this year!! 🙂
    Harry, Megan and Uncle Andperv.

  611. omgimbackagain says

    Lmao this is perfect. Best one ever. I’m a long time BGer, so I’ll just sit here awaiting moderation and watching the guesses. Love you guys!

  613. mommagoosed says

    I do so look forward to the April Fool’s blind. Thank you!

    This is written to be MM, PH, and PA, of course, lol. What a fun one!

  615. grohloholic says

    Oh wow you got me again for April Fools! I was FLOORED reading that about Harry and Meghan and Andrew. Realised after my 2nd read of it. Nicely done 🙂

  616. jessicafletcher says

    Actress: Megan Markle
    Husband: Prince Harry
    Uncle: Creepy Prince Andrew

    [Optional] Do you think the couple will go back to live near his family? Honestly, it’s all for PR and he will never be King anyway

  617. carriebradshaw says

    Actress:Meghan Markle

    Husband: Harry

    Uncle:Andrew

    April fools!!!

    And I don’t think she will ever come back to the UK out of her free will.

  619. amagod121 says

    Hahaha, that is an AWESOME April Fool’s Day joke!!!!! And I love how you tied up all of those loose tidbits at the end of your blind, BG! Darn it, you should be a script writer!

    Obviously the prank blind is about MM (MeMe), Harried Harry and Uncle Fester, er, Andrew (although “fester” describes Andy and his situation perfectly.)

    Thank you SO MUCH for a much needed laugh!😜

  620. Squirrelnutkin says

    Hahaha, good one BG!
    Markle and prince Andrew. Happy April fool’s!
    Honestly, something like this would not be so far-fetched. And I need some crazy stories to read about not related to coronavirus!!