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The Second Baby

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[Blind Gossip] She said that she will not get pregnant again until she settles into her new home.

That is not true.

In fact, she is already pregnant!

There’s something important you need to know, though.

Her famous husband is not the father!

You see, her husband had an unfortunate accident a few years ago that rendered him infertile.

He knew that he wanted to be a father, but he wanted a baby that was part of his bloodline.

He had to seek out a sperm donor within his own family.

The most logical choice was his brother.

However, that presented some quirky issues.

While he initially wanted to keep this private, it was a significant lineage issue that necessitated involving senior members of the family. A family meeting took place, and they unanimously decided that [another family member] would be a better choice.

The chosen family member was handsome, fertile, and had no health issues.

Sounds perfect.

Who was it?

His uncle.

Yes, the very same uncle who would later wind up in hot water.

So, how was the baby conceived?

No, the actress did not sleep with the uncle! Don’t be foolish. This was all done in a lab. The actress’ eggs were harvested and fertilized with the uncles’ sperm.

Despite the conspiracy theories, there was no surrogate involved. The actress carried and give birth to the first baby.

Furthermore, despite the turmoil that surrounded the uncle, he will be the biological father of the second baby as well.

They really had no choice. They want their children to be full siblings. 

The second baby will be announced next month. You’ve already met the first baby.

So, in case you were wondering why the family keeps the uncle so tightly within the family fold… and why the couple chose to move away from the family right after the uncle was exposed… and why the couple still has a home to come back to that is close to the rest of the family… wonder no more!

They are all permanently bound by blood and secrets.

Similar: Isle Combover And Liar

Actress:

Husband:

Uncle:

[Optional] Do you think the couple will go back to live near his family?

SOLVED!

Actress: Meghan Markle

Husband: Prince Harry

Uncle: Prince Andrew

Yes, this is all very shocking!

There have been so many crazy conspiracy theories floating around for the past few years about Harry and Meghan’s baby, we felt it was time to set the record straight.

  • First of all, Baby Archie DOES exist. He is not a doll, nor was he borrowed from some other family.
  • Second, Meghan Markle DID give birth to Baby Archie Harrison. There was no surrogate mother.
  • Third, Meghan Markle DID give birth to Baby Archie on May 6, 2019. The baby was not born weeks earlier.
  • Fourth, Meghan Markle IS the biological mother of Baby Archie. The couple did not use an egg from another woman to create Baby Archie.

Now let’s talk about why Prince Andrew is actually the biological father of Harry and Meghan’s babies!

Several years ago, Prince Harry had a terrible accident.

This happened well after the infamous Las Vegas debacle – in which Harry was photographed running around a hotel room au natural.

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It was also after he had started dating Meghan Markle.

Harry was drinking with his friends one night. They were teasing him about the fact that they had seen very little of him since he had started dating Meghan. They joked about how she had him wrapped around her little finger and had effectively emasculated him.

The boys then pointed out that Harry was even wearing one of Meghan’s ponytail holders on his wrist!

Harry supposedly retorted that she had done no such thing and that his balls were still quite intact.

The lads started joking about challenges. You may have heard of the “Cinnamon Challenge” or the “Ice Bucket Challenge.”

Harry said that he would take “The Ponytail Challenge.”

This self-invented challenge involved him taking the ponytail holder off of his wrist and wrapping it around his “cobblers.” In case you don’t know what “cobblers” are, think of the berries part of “twig and berries” or the beans part “franks and beans.”

At first, Harry yelped in pain… but kept drinking. This was highly amusing to his friends.

After a while, though, Harry excused himself to go into the other room, where he promptly passed out on the bed.

His friends let him sleep, unaware that the ponytail holder was still tightly wound around his “boys.”

Hours later, Harry wound up at the hospital.

The lack of circulation for several hours had rendered him permanently infertile.

Meghan Markle was furious that Harry had ruined their chances to conceive a child naturally!

She was also angry with his friends and demanded that Harry cut them completely out of his life. He eventually did exactly that.

Not wanting to end the relationship, Meghan suggested that Harry ask William to donate his sperm so that they could have a child.

As we noted in the original blind item, that idea was soon being debated by the entire British Royal Family!

They thought it inappropriate that the future King of England serve as a sperm donor. They decided that Prince Andrew – The Queen’s favorite – would be chosen as the sperm donor instead.

Meghan was unhappy with the decision – as she really wanted William – but was determined to mother a royal baby. She accepted the family’s decision.

After Prince Andrew was publicly named in the Jeffrey Epstein scandal, Meghan and Harry both sought to distance themselves from Prince Andrew and the rest of the family.

However, as they want all of their children to be full siblings to each other, they will continue to use the banked eggs that were fertilized by Prince Andrew.

The Second Baby will be a full sibling to Baby Archie.

And Harry will continue to fix Meghan’s ponytail.

Every time he does that, remember this: ‘Twas the ponytail that done him in!

Congratulations to Jessicafletcher for being first with the correct answer! That Jessica Fletcher sure is one fine detective!

UPDATE!

Blind Gossip has obtained EXCLUSIVE ultrasound images of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s second baby!

It’s a girl!

She will probably look like that gorgeous redhead baby in the original blind item.

Scroll down to see the ultrasound for yourself!

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Did you believe this crazy story?

If you did, you are an April Fool!

Every year, folks. Every year.

The idea for this year’s April Fool’s blind item combined the many conspiracy theories floating around about Baby Archie Harrison… Harry’s strained relationship with William… the scandalous downfall of Prince Andrew… and Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s controversial move away from the British Royal Family.

Throw in the photo of Harry fixing Meghan’s ponytail… and you’ve got one wacky blind item perfect for April Fool’s Day!

Thanks to everyone for playing along (and please do NOT try The Ponytail Challenge at home)!

Here are our previous April Fool’s Day blind items:

2019: Pregnancy Bombshell

2018: Baby Baby Baby: Part 3

2017: Hold On For This Wild Ride

2016: New Group

2016: Leaving Skinny Woman For Pretty Woman

2015: A Big Announcement In Two Weeks

2014: Aiming For A Big Announcement Next Week

2013: Grooming The Children

2012: He Was Not Born A Male

2011: Triple Gay Announcement

2010: World’s Most Famous Couple is Splitting Up

We hope you enjoyed this year’s joke blind item!

Reader Interactions

Comments

  2. Squirrelnutkin says

    Hahaha, good one BG!
    Markle and prince Andrew. Happy April fool’s!
    Honestly, something like this would not be so far-fetched. And I need some crazy stories to read about not related to coronavirus!!

  3. amagod121 says

    Hahaha, that is an AWESOME April Fool’s Day joke!!!!! And I love how you tied up all of those loose tidbits at the end of your blind, BG! Darn it, you should be a script writer!

    Obviously the prank blind is about MM (MeMe), Harried Harry and Uncle Fester, er, Andrew (although “fester” describes Andy and his situation perfectly.)

    Thank you SO MUCH for a much needed laugh!😜

  5. carriebradshaw says

    Actress:Meghan Markle

    Husband: Harry

    Uncle:Andrew

    April fools!!!

    And I don’t think she will ever come back to the UK out of her free will.

  6. jessicafletcher says

    Actress: Megan Markle
    Husband: Prince Harry
    Uncle: Creepy Prince Andrew

    [Optional] Do you think the couple will go back to live near his family? Honestly, it’s all for PR and he will never be King anyway

  7. grohloholic says

    Oh wow you got me again for April Fools! I was FLOORED reading that about Harry and Meghan and Andrew. Realised after my 2nd read of it. Nicely done 🙂

  9. mommagoosed says

    I do so look forward to the April Fool’s blind. Thank you!

    This is written to be MM, PH, and PA, of course, lol. What a fun one!

  11. omgimbackagain says

    Lmao this is perfect. Best one ever. I’m a long time BGer, so I’ll just sit here awaiting moderation and watching the guesses. Love you guys!

  12. IcePrincess says

    April Fools! You got me last year, not this year!! 🙂
    Harry, Megan and Uncle Andperv.

  18. blueeyedgal says

    These get better and better every year.

    Actress: Markle

    Husband: Prince Harry

    Uncle: Randy Andy

    April Fool’s

  20. gypsyjones says

    LOL Thanks for this yearly April Fools post. I always look forward to what clever story you’ll concoct that has just enough spice to make it sort of plausible, and juicy enough to cause gasps across the globe. Well done this year!

  22. TheSalmon says

    A really good one this year, BG, with so many people sooooo ready and willing to believe literally ANYTHING salacious about Meghan and Harry.
    Posting the day before was clever, too.

  25. sfgirl42 says

    Well, if this is true, it is pretty mind blowing. Archie = Meghan + Andrew? How then can Harry be so petulant and disrespectful of the family who literally supplied him with his child? That makes their behavior even worse.

  35. kavanah says

    Oh my……..🤯😱. M markle and Prince Andrews. If true and it comes out…. Talk about a royal flush !

  39. charlene2345 says

    Um… first off all, April Fools???? This just doesn’t sound real.

    Actress: Markle

    Husband: Just Call me Harry

    Uncle: Prince Andrew

  40. Jthenurse says

    And a happy April Fool’s Day to all!
    Actress: Sparkle Markle, Duchess Difficult
    Spouse: Just Harry
    Uncle: Prince Andrew, who should by now be subject to an investigation for his
    knowledge/involvement in Epstein’s systemic victimization of young women.
    Will they move back to the UK? Never if she has any say….that is, until money, sympathy, public curiosity, and interest in their very modest talents run out-shouldn’t take long.

  43. ILoveRArmitage says

    Meghan Markle and FKA Prince Harry
    Uncle Andrew is the bio Daddy
    Harry will be back in England to live but not Meghan

  44. NoFool says

    I never even got past the third line. Happy April Fools Day!
    This site is my distraction while working at home, Thanks!

  45. michellev27 says

    Ha!! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!!

    The marbles .. whoops I meant the Markles. And uncle Andrew

  48. SilentRen says

    Actress: Meghan Markle

    Husband: “Just call me Harry”, Prince Harry

    Uncle: Prince Andrew

  50. VegasMike says

    I’m really starting to know far too much about the British royal family, and losing more and more respect for them daily.

    Meghan, Harry, and Prince Albert (in a can).

  53. GeorgiaR says

    Happy April Fool’s Day! This story, assuming to be about Harry, Meghan and Andrew, cannot possibly be true! Good try though! Ha ha ha!

  54. annabelle77 says

    Meghan the Bi*ch, Prince Harry, and Prince Andrew. And, if I didn’t know this was April Fools, I would totally buy this. Great job on this post!!!

  55. michelex23 says

    April Fool’s Day!

    Fake Meghan
    Fake Harry
    Fake Andrew

    Not real!!!! April Fool’s!!!!

  58. Ralphie says

    Oh BG. On the early April Fools this year, huh?
    Actress: the insufferable Markle
    Husband: blind Prince Harry
    Uncle: Pervy Andrew

    I hope the second pregnancy is part of the joke—but I fear it’s not and we’ll be subjected to 8+ months of obnoxious photos.

    Hope you’re well, BG.

  60. Weazle says

    I refuse to believe this is Markle and Prince Andrew. Uncle Andy ain’t handsome. And Harry’s baby looks just like him, not Randy Andy.

  62. ProfessorPep11 says

    Meghan Markle
    Prince Harry
    Uncle – Prince Andrew

    But…why? Have they not seen how homely his daughters are? It would have been better to find a Spencer to be the sperm donor.

  65. Riley831 says

    Oh my this is getting good! As fast as she rose to fame by dating Harry, she will quick and fast fall.
    Meghan
    Harry
    Prince Andrew

  66. gubaseball says

    Ok, so this is obviously referencing Megan and Harry, but I’m not sure I believe this one at all, and most the Megan and Harry blind items seem to be plausibly believable.

    I would want to know something more about this one and him being infertile and then using donor sperm from Prince Andrew? This just seems too far fetched to me.

  67. calleighparson says

    Actress: Meghan Markle
    Husband: Prince Harry
    Uncle: Prince Andrew

    They’ll be back. Unbelievably gross as all their ties are, particularly here, they’re too greedy for attention and already aren’t adjusting well to being non royals. They need the prestige. They’ll come back.

  72. Sleepyandconfused says

    Lol
    Happy April Fools’ Day!

    I’ll answer the blind though

    Markle
    Harry
    Andrew

  79. varco950 says

    What happens every April 1? Nice April Fool’s “item”. Had me wondering for a second until I recall prior year’s outrageous Blinds. Thanks for a good laugh!

  84. Someone6251 says

    Meghan
    Harry
    Prince Andrew

    If this gets out and people realize she agreed to get impregnated by pedo Andrew, they may as well pack their bags and fly home to granny and daddy.

  86. angelbratt says

    Meghan sparkle

    Harry Sussex

    Uncle randy Andy! Gross, too gross! Not sure why it had to be bloodline, Harry’s father is not prince charles

  91. Melvin says

    Actress: Megan Markle

    Husband: Henry Charles Albert David Mountbatten-Windsor

    Uncle: Andrew Albert Christian Edward Mountbatten-Windsor

  92. AmateurGossipHour says

    Actress: Meghan Markle

    Husband: Prince Harry

    Uncle: Andrew

    Wow! As far as conspiracy theories go this one is out there. What’s makes BG believe this tipster? I hope you have proof, anything involving children should really be held to more stringent research. Look at what happened to poor Harry, he grew up with everyone saying his father was someone else! I’m sure Harry doesn’t want that for his own child.

  96. DaniJo says

    Meghan Markle
    Prince Harry
    Prince Andrew

    This HAS to be an April Fool’s Day joke. Archie looks exactly like Harry. LOL

  99. Organica05 says

    Megan Markle
    Prince Harry
    Dirty Uncle Andy

    [optional] She’ll never permit Harry to return to England. She changed plans for Christmas 2019 – his Nan is 94, how many more Christmases will she see? His dad is positive with corona at 71…
    She’ll let him return, alone, for death, if it moves him higher up the line.

    Except…
    Happy April Fool’s Day