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Pregnancy Bombshell

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[Blind Gossip] We’ve been telling you for several months now about the problems this actress is experiencing with the family into which she married.

We received some shocking information which may explain a lot of this… and it’s a bombshell!

The marriage of Actress and Fiery did not automatically form a tight foursome between them and Fiery’s brother and his wife, who we’ll call BIL and SIL.

Actress and SIL did not warm up to each other. SIL thinks that Actress is a very manipulative social climber. Fiery and BIL used to be extremely close, but the tension between their two wives created a rift between the brothers.

Let’s throw a couple more stressors onto the pile. Actress and Fiery are expecting a baby. And SIL recently learned that BIL couldn’t keep his zipper up around one of her friends.

Now, SIL is nobody’s fool. She did not like the way Actress tried to ingratiate herself into the family. And she did not wait around for years to marry BIL only to have him cheat on her.

So, Actress and SIL are having problems. Fiery and BIL are having problems. And BIL and SIL are having problems.

Everybody is completely stressed out. The two married couples – who should be close – are now drifting apart. Actually, they are more than drifting apart. Couple 1 and Couple 2 have basically broken up with each other. They are divvying up staff and duties and physically moving apart.

Now, you might think that getting some distance from each other will resolve the situation. Not really.

There is one significant piece of this story that is missing that explains all of the stress and all of the conflict.

It has to do with something that happened on one of the rare occasions that Couple 1 and Couple 2 were together.

All four of them were drinking, and a couple of them were smoking weed.

SIL retired early. Fiery passed out drunk.

That left Actress and her brother-in-law, BIL, alone together.

Actress and BIL hooked up.

It only happened once. But a few weeks later, Actress realized she was pregnant. Then came the tests. And the shocking truth: BIL is the biological father of Actress’ baby!

There is going to be an announcement about the situation on Monday. We don’t know if it’s an announcement about the baby or an announcement that one of the couples is divorcing. Either way, it’s going to come as a surprise to a lot of people.

Similar: Dust Ups Might Not Be Her Fault

Couple 1 (Actress and Fiery):

Coupler 2 (BIL and SIL):

[Optional] What do you think will happen?

SOLVED!

Couple 1 (Actress and Fiery): Prince Harry and Meghan Markle

Coupler 2 (BIL and SIL): Prince William and Kate Middleton

Meghan Markle has certainly created her share of controversy since joining the British Royal Family.

Well, things just got even more controversial.

We hope you are sitting down, because The British Royal Family issued several shocking announcements this morning!

Meghan Markle had her baby… Prince William is the biological father… they named the baby after Princess Diana… and Meghan and Prince Harry are separating!

Wow!

Any one of those items on their own would be a big news story, but the combination of all four of them makes this an absolute bombshell!

OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENTS FROM

HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS THE PRINCE OF WALES

His Royal Highness The Prince of Wales is pleased to announce that The Duchess of Sussex was safely delivered of a daughter today.

Diana Isabella Victoria April was born at 12:01 a.m. on 1st April, 2019 and was named in honour of Diana Princess of Wales.

The child is the niece and filius nullius daughter of His Royal Highness Prince William Duke of Cambridge, the niece of Catherine Duchess of Cambridge, and the cousin of Prince George of Cambridge, Princess Charlotte of Cambridge, and Prince Louis of Cambridge.

His Royal Highness The Prince of Wales also regrets to announce the separation of His Royal Highness Prince Harry Duke of Sussex from Meghan Duchess of Sussex.

Prince Harry has informed Her Majesty The Queen of his intentions to divorce.

Their Royal Highnesses appreciate all of the support they have received from people around the world and will issue a more detailed statement in the near future.

This is a real-life Game of Thrones scenario, where the relationships are complex and all the players are engaged in a power struggle.

We don’t speak Latin, but that filius nullius issue sounds important.

We have a feeling that Meghan Markle’s daughter – who will be known as “Diva” due to her initials – will be the Gendry of The House of Windsor. You can bet that when she is old enough, someone is going to stick Diva on a rowboat and make sure she is kept out of sight for a few seasons.

Congratulations to Hannahhkate for being FIRST with the correct response!

UPDATE!

We have an exclusive first look at the new royal baby, Diana Isabella Victoria April, a.k.a. Baby Diva!

Scroll down to see the photo!

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Did you believe this crazy story?

If you did, you are an April Fool!

Every year, people. Every year.

The idea for this year’s April Fool’s blind item about Baby Diva came from the latest round of royal rumors that have Prince William possibly cheating on Kate Middleton.

Throw in Meghan and Harry’s partying past, Meghan’s pregnancy, her relationship with Kate, speculation over the royal baby’s name, and a Game of Thrones-like plot…  and you’ve got a wild intersection of stories perfect for an April Fool’s Day joke.

Thanks to everyone for playing along!

Here are our previous April Fool’s Day blind items:

2018: Baby Baby Baby: Part 3

2017: Hold On For This Wild Ride

2016: New Group

2016: Leaving Skinny Woman For Pretty Woman

2015: A Big Announcement In Two Weeks

2014: Aiming For A Big Announcement Next Week

2013: Grooming The Children

2012: He Was Not Born A Male

2011: Triple Gay Announcement

2010: World’s Most Famous Couple is Splitting Up

We hope you enjoyed this year’s joke blind item!

Reader Interactions

Comments

  1. flowerbunny8 says

    Couple 1: Prince Harry and Meghan
    Couple 2: Prince William and Kate

    April fools!!!!
    My favorite joke was a few years ago when Brad and Angelina’s kids were going to marry each other. Lol. These are too much, I dont know how you come up with this stuff

  5. calumsmom says

    Your April Fools story gets me every year… I read through the entire blind in complete shock then it dawns on me a minute later what you’ve pulled! 🙂

  9. drcarly says

    Monday is April Fool’s Day….
    I highly doubt William is actually Meghan’s baby daddy.

  12. eyeindigo says

    Actress and fiery: Meghan Markle and Harry
    Sil and bil: Kate and William
    What do you think will happen? A lot of people will fall for your April Fools joke XD

  15. hannahhkate says

    Dear holy god. This CANNOT be happening!!!

    Couple 1: Meghan & Harry
    Couple 2: William & Kate

    No no noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. Beautiful_Stranger says

    April’s Fools.
    It’s a fantastic story. I really enjoyed it despite knowing that April 1st is coming.

  17. MinnieMe says

    Markle and Harry
    Katherine and Will
    * will hit the fan if anyone finds out. Good grief. I thought Will was smarter than that (and his brother). Markle is bad news for the royal family. Worse than Sarah Ferguson.

  19. toniclovesdenver says

    Meghan Markle and Prince Harry
    Prince William and Kate Middleton

    What will happen? No idea but holy $hit!

  22. ilovepenguins7 says

    Obviously actress = Meghan Markle, fiery = Prince Harry, BIL= Price William, SIL=Duchess Kate

    However, I think this is an APRIL FOOLS blind, no way this is true.

  23. superbity says

    You had me until I realized what day Monday is. I wish this were true – would be so juicy

  24. montebell says

    Monday is April 1. Nice try BG, but I’m sure some of your fans will choke on their coffee thinking this is really about the royals. Clutch the pearls!

  29. OoLaLana says

    This had me completely confused till I was able to put names on them… and then it all made sense.

    Markle and Harry

    Will and Kate .

  31. Mrs Polkadot says

    No! I find it hard to believe that William is the father of Meghan’s baby, but then Kate has been looking very thin and stressed lately…poor Harry, that didn’t take long for the axe to fall there (if it’s true – William’s kids tend to look a lot like him, so I guess we’ll have to wait for it to come out to see what it looks like…). Bombshell indeed!

  32. weaselimp says

    This is tabloid level scraping the barrel bs.
    I get that Meghan is a ‘civilian’, but really? And defame the future Kind whilst you’re at it? Please.

  33. 4sixx2 says

    I’ve been around long enough to know Ace’s Awesome April Fools post. But I LOVE it just as much now as the first time. GREAT one, Ace! Happy Fool’s Day! ❤️

  35. keilobyte says

    Actress: Meghan Markle
    Fiery: Prince Harry
    BIL: Prince William
    SIL: Kate Middleton

    It will be buried by something bigger when/if it’s announced. Probably the Brexit stuff.

  36. BluntSavage says

    Couple 1 (Actress and Fiery): Meghan Markle, Prince Harry

    Coupler 2 (BIL and SIL): Prince William, Dutchess Kate
    OMG Williams is the father of Meghan’s baby???!!! WTFFFFF!!!!! I don’t believe this hahahahhahahaha now all is left is for Harry and Kate to get together to complete the swapping

  38. psychicdeath says

    Couple 1: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle
    Couple 2: Prince William and Kate Middleton

    What will happen: Nothing

  43. sunshinestar says

    WoW!!! Meghan Markle is pregnant with Prince William’s baby? April Fools a few days early?! LOL!

  44. ghostrider44 says

    Ace you are the best at April Fools day!
    The funny part of this blind about the “Fab Four” and the royal family is it could turn out to be true. You may be on to something 🧐

  47. DaniJo says

    Meghan Markle and Prince Harry

    Prince William and Kate Middleton

    This is definitely an April Fools joke. LOL

  52. xmas_girl says

    You almost had me for a moment BlindGossip!! Happy April Fool’s lol.

    Couple 1: Meghan Markle and Prince Harry
    Couple 2: Prince William and Princess Kate
    Optional: They will live happily ever after since this story is fake

  53. JoshuaTree says

    Haha April Fools! Which BTW just so happens to be Monday.

    No way William would ever hook up with Markle. He hasn’t been able to stand her from day one.

  54. exhwgf says

    Couple 1: Megan Markle and Prince Harry
    Couple 2: Catherine and Princess William
    Optional: Harry should kick her to the curb. She’s already been married twice…apparently someone should have revoked her marriage card before she preyed on Harry. Lol
    This is hilarious, though sad for Harry and Catherine.

  58. mrs_right says

    Meghan Markle & Prince Harry
    Prince William and Duchess Kate
    Optional: April Fools!!!

  60. tmartex says

    This might be believable if she was actually carrying a baby. Her bump is obviously a prosthetic. But I’m guessing the purpose of this blind is to dispel that rumor.

  61. Laughing1 says

    Meghan (actress)
    Harry (fiery – reference to his hair)
    William (“BIL”)
    Kate? (SIL)

    Ye gawd……..

  62. whatisagigawatt2016 says

    Meghan and Harry
    Wills and Kate

    Either the firm will deny it all and silence it with legal action or there will be divorces all around. Either way it will be a welcome break from brexit.

  65. sunshine702 says

    At first I though OH MY GOD! My mouth dropped open.

    Then I figured out April Fools. 😉

  69. jdubble07 says

    Will, Kate, Harry and Megan??? Will knocked up Megan?
    Oh wait, Monday is April Fools lol
    Nice try!

  72. Flanky says

    Well, this is the royals.
    If true, prince billy has been very busy. I couldn’t imagine how the humiliation for both billy’s wife and his brother could ever be mended.
    That being said, monday IS April 1st so it could be a prank. Yet, a previous blind relating to their troubles did mention billy’s screwing around with his wife’s friend. If this is true, this could end up destroying the future of the royals as folks might tire of these embarrassing shenanigans.

  74. oyevey says

    Great April Fools! Best one so far!

    Obviously, both Royal couples are Meghan & Firey Harry and Kate and Bil William

  75. mermaidh2 says

    I’m going to venture a guess and say Actress and Fiery are Meghan Markle and the very ginger Prince Harry? And BIL and SIL are Will and Kate? If this turns out to be the case, then HOT D***. The royals thought they had a scandal when Harry married Megan, but this will definitely be the royal scandal of the century.

  79. prinny says

    Early April Fools BI!

    I can get behind all of this except for Wills and Markle hooking up. There is no way she would jeopardize things so early on in her marriage. She “worked” too hard to land Harry to be so careless. Ha ha ha, just imagine if this were true. Good one!

  81. JHntr113 says

    Hooooooooooolllllyyyyyy IIIISSSSSHHHHTTTT

    Don’t bother. You know we all know who this blind is talking about….I’m dead. I’ve met my maker. Im bereft of life. I’m an ex-parrot. All the Monty Python.
    X_x

  84. StellaK says

    April fools! Haaa! Didn’t get me this year and you always have!
    Prince harry and Meghan

  87. CeleBored says

    Monday is April fools day and this is a farce. Kate Middleton smoking weed? Meghan Markel and Boring Bill Cambridge? Please. Even last year’s joke about Miranda Kerr and Orlando bloom was slightly more believable than this.

  89. zappy2050 says

    This must be an April Fools. No way Meghan would get pregnant by Wills. Meghan is VERY CUNNING – in order for her payday to come in – it has to be Harry’s kid – PERIOD. Everything else in the story is probably true.

  90. Flanky says

    Oh, and the pic of the woman holding her belly…. Good grief, meg has taken that pose to a previously unseen new level and it’s both annoying & embarrassing to see her do it all the damn time. Throw in the strong possibility it might not even be her husbands… Yikes!

  91. iriseyes says

    Couple 1 (Actress and Fiery): Meghan Markle and Harry

    Coupler 2 (BIL and SIL): Will and Kate

    HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! I finally remembered!

  94. msbump says

    Megan & Harry
    Kate & Wills

    This seems like tabloid fodder, I doubt the veracity of the story

  96. rockstar says

    So Sparkles went for the “Crown”! I’m not even shocked. Her kid is now, what, 7th in line for the throne? Wouldn’t it have been, anyway?
    LOLOLOL!

  99. jennifer says

    couple 1: meghan markle & prince harry
    couple 2: kate middleton & prince william

    april fools. and if you don’t approve this comment, i want full credit come monday.