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Baby Baby Baby: Part 3

SOLVED!

[Blind Gossip] So now you know that Actor is expecting two babies: One with a young female singer and one with his current girlfriend.

Dealing with them comes first. After those fireworks – and a possible cat fight – he has to tell his ex-wife.

That’s where this story gets even better.

Ex-Wife is a celebrity, too. Their marriage was short and unhappy because he used to drink a lot and fool around on the side.

They get along much better now. They live close to each other and share custody of their child/ren. Sometimes she’ll even invite him in for a little chat and a cup of coffee. She is in a relationship with a new man. They are planning a family of their own, so the new man is not especially threatened by Actor.

Actor and Ex-Wife are actually going to see each other on Easter. You should mark that on your calendar, because everything is going to go down on that date. That is the date that Actor is planning to tell Ex-Wife about the two babies he is expecting.

That is also the date that Ex-Wife is planning to share something with him, too.

She is pregnant. Her new man thinks he is the father. He is not. Our Actor is the father!!!

Guess that some of those cups of coffee were served in the bedroom.

Oh, snap!

Oh, baby baby baby!

Similar: Baby Baby Baby: Part 2

Actor:

Three Women:

Clues:

[Optional] If the three women got into a cat fight, which one would win?

SOLVED!

Actor: Orlando Bloom

Three Women: Selena Gomez, Katy Perry, and Miranda Kerr

In what is sure to be one of the biggest gossip stories of the year, there are currently THREE women who are pregnant by actor Orlando Bloom!

Singer Selena Gomez, singer Katy Perry, and model Miranda Kerr are all expecting babies fathered by the handsome movie star!

Orlando Bloom is best known for starring in two very successful franchises, Lord of the Rings and Pirates of the Caribbean.

Singer Selena Gomez – who sees Orlando Bloom as a father figure – discovered last month that she is carrying Bloom’s child. Justin Bieber was devastated by the news and immediately broke up with Gomez. Gomez has only gained a few pounds but has been carefully covering her stomach in photos to avoid detection. This will be Selena Gomez’s first child.

Singer Katy Perry – who has dated Orlando Bloom off and on since 2016 – is also pregnant by Bloom. She is ecstatic about her pregnancy, but Bloom has not yet told her that Gomez and Kerr are also carrying his babies. This is Katy Perry’s first child.

Model Miranda Kerr is also pregnant by Orlando Bloom. Kerr and Bloom – who were married from 2010-2013 – already have a son from their marriage and live in close proximity to each other in Los Angeles. Kerr’s new husband, Snapchat billionaire Evan Spiegel, does not yet know that Bloom is the father of the child that Kerr is carrying. Kerr and Bloom are going to reveal the news to Spiegel on Easter, which falls on Sunday, April 1 this year.

Did you catch all the clues? “Baby Baby Baby” = lyrics of Justin Bieber’s song “Baby”; “Fireworks” = Katy Perry song; cat references = Katy Perry’s nickname of Kitty Purry; “snap” and “chat” = Snapchat.

Congratulations to Liliburns for being first with the correct response!

Two final notes:

We think that if the three women in this story got into a cat fight, Katy Perry would definitely win!

We have obtained EXCLUSIVE photos of Selena Gomez’s and Katy Perry’s ultrasound images! Scroll down to view them for yourself!

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Did you believe this crazy story?

If you did, you are an April Fool!

Every year, folks. Every year.

The idea for this year’s April Fool’s blind item came from the latest breakup of Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber.

Remember that time back in 2014 when Orlando Bloom punched Justin Bieber in the face because Bloom thought that Bieber was sleeping with Miranda Kerr?

Throw in Bloom’s subsequent friendship with Selena Gomez, Bloom’s recent reconciliation with Katy Perry, Gomez and Bieber’s sudden breakup, Gomez’s covering her stomach in photos, and Miranda Kerr’s pregnancy… and you’ve got a wild intersection of celebrities perfect for an April Fool’s Day joke.

Thanks to everyone for playing along!

Here are our previous April Fool’s Day blind items:

2017: Hold On For This Wild Ride

2016: New Group

2016: Leaving Skinny Woman For Pretty Woman

2015: A Big Announcement In Two Weeks

2014: Aiming For A Big Announcement Next Week

2013: Grooming The Children

2012: He Was Not Born A Male

2011: Triple Gay Announcement

2010: World’s Most Famous Couple is Splitting Up

We hope you enjoyed this year’s joke blind item!

Reader Interactions

Comments

    • I don’t think Brad Pitt is involved. That man can’t even put on his clothes straight since Angie left him. No way he could be coherent enough to make a baby. Definitely not him.

    • You get me every year, Ace! This is the first time I was the first poster, too. 😉

    • I just have to say, that this was definitely your best April fools yet! I believed it until the THIRD baby lol then .I was like ok wait a second.. this is turning into some Kardashian nonsense now

  2. Orlando bloom
    Selena Gomez, Katy Perry and Miranda Kerr
    Clues: fireworks and cat fight totally relate to Katy

  5. Oh no, oh no, it couldn’t be Ben Affleck, could it???? It’s not a perfect match but I can’t think of anyone else. OMG, what a nightmare that would be! That Snookums person would go wild with ra. ge!

    Actor: Ben Affleck
    Ex: Jen Garner
    GF: Lindsay Snookums
    Singer: Selena Gomez

    Catfight winner: I think Snookums would win, sad to say.

    • It thought of Ben Affleck but he & Jen were married for 10 years which isn’t exactly a short marriage.

  6. HOLY SHIIIIT WHAT A NOVEL

    Young female singer: Selena Gomez
    First male singer: The Weeknd
    Second male singer: Justin Bieber
    Older male actor: Brad Pitt
    His ex-wife: Angelina Jolie
    His current gf: Idk

    There is a theory that Selena and Brad had something LOL. But this week she was photographed in a bikini and i don’t think they’re so close. idk. PLEAAAASE TELL ME. (I’m sorry if I wrote something wrong, I’m Brazilian and I’m still learning English).

  7. This is the best April Fools yet Ace! You kind of had me with the first two but this one is for sure proving you took us for a ride. Nice one.

  8. Easter is a key date — APRIL FOOL’S! Well done, BG! You had me fooled on post 1 and 2, but this one makes me believe this is your annual April Fool’s Post! 😀

  9. Orlando Bloom
    Selena Gomez, Katy Perry, Miranda Kerr
    Clues: Fireworks (Katy Perry song), cat fight (Katy Perry loves cats and gives her fragrances cat names), Oh, snap (Kerr is married to SnapChat CEO Evan Spiegel)

  12. I may be way off on this, but I think it’s…
    Ben Affleck
    Jennifer Garner
    Lindsay Shookus
    and
    Selena Gomez

    I’m really bad at finding the clues. So, I have no idea what the clues are!

  13. Orlando Bloom
    Ex wife-Miranda Kerr
    Serious Girlfriend- Katy Perry
    Younger singer Selma gomez

  14. Actor: Orland Bloom

    Three Women: Selena Gomez, Katy Perry, Miranda Kerr

    Clues: Wild Guess ?

    [Optional] If the three women got into a cat fight, which one would win? Hmm my guess would be (for some strange reason) katy perry ??

  16. Orlando bloom
    Miranda kerr, selena gomez and Katy Perry!
    Fireworks is a Katy Perry song and cat fight refers to her ongoing issues with Taylor swift.
    Miranda kerr also flirted with Justin beiber whilst married to Orlando and it caused issues!
    This is just so messy and tangled up.
    It will be crazy if all this comes out omg!

    • Omg, true!! Totally forgot that Miranda boffed the Biebs(it was way more than flirting:)..

  18. You guys are so clever!! I believe this 3-part entry is an April Fool’s joke. Well done!!

  19. OMFG!!!

    Orlando Bloom has been a bad, bad, boy!

    Selena Gomez, Miranda Kerr, Katy Perry

    Clues: Katy Perry and her cat type perfumes, Oh Snap! (snapchat)

    Catfight winner? I think Katy Perry. She’s always struck me as someone who can kick azz.

    Evan Speigal is going to kick Miranda Kerr to the curb…you know it!!!

  20. Orlando Bloom
    Selena Gomez, Katy Perry and Miranda Kerr. No way he knocked up all 3 of them! Ewww
    Oy vey

  21. Holy shit, ok. It’s Orlando Bloom, Selena Gomez, Katy Perry and Miranda Kerr. Clues: fireworks, baby baby baby… idk what else.

  24. Orlando bloom
    Selena Gomez Katy Perry Miranda Kerr
    Fireworks – Katy Perry song called firework
    Cat fight – kitty purry
    Chat – Evan speigel snapchat

  25. So selgo, katy & miranda are ALL preggo by orlando rn?! Is this an early april fools blind???

    I think miranda would win in a fair fight cause she is the fittest/healthiest. But something tells me the other 2 would fight dirty so i’ll give it to Katy since she has reason to be PISSSEEDDD

  30. This has to be an April Fools joke!
    It’s too much gossip!
    “You should mark that on your calendar, because everything is going to go down on that date.”

    Orlando Bloom getting THREE girls pregnant!
    1. Coke head Selena Gomez cheating with Orlando and getting pregnant. She’d probably love the publicity.
    2. Gold digger Miranda Kerr having to lie to her new husband.
    THE SCANDAL
    3. Orlando’s new gf (Katy Perry?) pregnant too! I’d feel so bad for her. Stuck with a cheating jerk.

  32. Actor and ex share custody of their child/ren? Guess that nullifies my guess on the last part of this question. Theroux and Aniston don’t have kids…

  34. Orlando Bloom, katy perry, miranda kerr, selena gomez

    This will be an april fool’s joke, if not then orlando is an idiot

  38. Actor…Brad Pitt
    Singer….Selena Gomez
    Ex Wife…Angelina Jolie…( she will be pissed)
    Current girlfriend….(not sure)

  44. Actor: Orlando Bloom

    Three Women: Katy Perry, Miranda Kerr and I don’t know who else

    clues: firework (song by Katy Perry), chat (snapchat)

    • I just realised this is going to be eu 100% an April fools blind item and I am gutted

  45. Ben Affleck
    Jennifer Garner, Selena Gomez, and Lindsay Shookus. (I even googled her name?)
    Clues: Dealing – well know gambling issues; cat fight – movie Nine Lives with Jenn and lots of fights on Alias; and Ben used to drink a lot and fool around on the side.

  47. This is the most incredible Blind ever!
    Thought this was Jude Law – he is charming and has a track record of children with different partners, but one of the clues doesn’t fit. Sadie Frost is not likely to be preggers at 52.
    Next best candidate is Liev Schreiber, some clues fit, but his marriage to Naomi Watts was not exactly brief (11 years). Stumped.
    The kittens are definitely clues. Thinking the dark one is Selena, the blonde and redhead must be current girlfriend and ex wife.

  48. Actor: Orlando Bloom

    Three Women: Selena Gomez
    Katy Perry
    Miranda Kerr

    God I hope this is it. This will be way more interesting than the Kardashian/Jenner pregnancies haha

  49. April Fool ?
    I hope so. If not, this guy will have more than his eyes clawed out during the “cat fight ” !

  50. Annual April Fools blind alert! All three of these! What gave it away was the “mark this date on your calendar“ (Sunday, April 1) line in this one!

    Poor Orlando Bloom, Selena Gomez, Katy Perry, and Miranda Kerr. But good that Selena is actually not having a baby ?.