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Speaking Freckles

[Blind Gossip] This actress is only in her 30s, but she has been in the business a long time.

She started out in movies, her TV series just ended, and she has been booked for another TV gig.

The new gig is in a foreign country, which is interesting, because our girl is known for her affinity for foreign accents.

That doesn’t mean that she is good at them. What it means is that she is travels a lot and is somewhat of a mimic and likes using foreign accents and foreign words, even when it’s not for work.

Strange… but it gets even stranger!

She is not just using that bizarre accent. She is also making up her own words! She says that she likes languages so much that she is inventing one of her own that borrows from a lot of different languages. I can’t even explain what it sounds like because it just sounds like complete gibberish to me.

Vay! Cette devushka ist pazza!

That doesn’t mean anything in any one language. It’s just what we imagine her new language – which we are going to call Freckles – will sound like.

Don’t laugh. Someday your child may come home from school and ask, Habla nin Freckles?

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Actress:

[Optional] Why do you think she does this?

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  14. sleepyjaffa says

    Lindsay Lohan, easily.

    Just lost her Beach Club gig, about to be a judge on another TV show. She’s just… odd. Very odd.

  22. Pinkieswear says

    Lindsay Lohan

    She doesn’t know how to be authentic, and she’s really not very interesting because of it. She’s constantly trying to make herself seem interesting to others to prove to everyone (and to herself) how authentic
    and interesting she is.

  28. Catseyezzzz says

    Gotta be Lindsay Lohan. What a disaster. Kinda feel sorry for her….considering the parent she has.

  35. VickyLou says

    Lindsay Lohan…
    Because she’s addled. Manifestation of her mind. Somewhere between drugs, attention, thinking she’s cool & deep insecurity.

  37. OhIthinknot says

    Poor, pathetic has been Lindsey Lohan. She needs to get a job like the rest of the world.

  39. TeacherKat says

    Lindsay Lohan

    Optional: too many drugs. I think shes done some damage to that brain of hers, especially since she was doing drugs when she was a teen/young adult.

  40. KCeagle says

    Lindsay Lohan ?
    The freckles clue made me think of her.. and I hadnt thought of her in years…

    *Probably to appear intellectual and wiser. Being a formed child star, her education was probably stunted and limited, so if you can’t make the grade.. fake the grade, ask Felicity and Lori… lol

  41. luvprue1 says

    Actress: Megan Marlowe

    Option: To cover up a wording mistake , or to get attention.

  46. The Big D says

    This sounds like Lindsay Lohan.

    Why does she do it? She does it because her brain is pickled from too much alcohol and massive amounts of other drugs. Basically she is bat * crazy.

  47. ImBored says

    Actress: Zoe Kravitz (she has freckles and just finished BLL)
    Optional: Maybe she is…just bored. I guess it’s easier to create your own language than to actually learn another.

  48. Monysmom says

    Actress: Lindsay Lohan

    [Optional] Why do you think she does this? She is both crazy AND desperate for attention

  49. velmasboytoy says

    Lindsey Lohan. I think she’s bipolar — my mom was bipolar, and she often did weird stuff like that when she did not take her meds.

  50. amagod121 says

    Helllloooo, Lindsay Lohan!

    Hey, as a young teen I made up some words that sounded Vulcanish so I could talk to my sister privately. Maybe Lindsay needs to talk to her “twin,” you know, the British one who looks just like her and swapped places with her as a child?? 😀

  57. DrDeezer says

    Lindsay Lohan

    I think she does this because she has no sense of her core self. Pretty sad really

  59. Billie says

    Lindsay Lohan.

    I think she does this for attention and to appear more intellectual than is possible.

  61. traherne says

    Lindsay Lohan

    She’s obviously not right in the head. I genuinely feel sorry for her.

  63. Jeanesgenes says

    Lindsay Lohan….
    Trying to make more of herself. A fake language is ridiculous.

  68. ItsBouquet says

    Lindsay Lohan. I think years spent in her crazy family home, and drug use have made her a little cuckoo.

  73. Kellikopter says

    Lindsay Lohan. I don’t think she has ever had anything she could call hers without fear of losing, so she’s trying to create something that she can’t lose or have taken from her.

  75. Mrsdrduffy says

    Lindsay Lohan, of course! She does it because shes delusional and so desperate to regain the “coolness” of her youth.

  81. SilverLining says

    Lindsay Lohan

    Masked Singer judge/Australia

    (Have no idea; she seems to have a lot of issues that still need to be sorted out.)

  90. aaaDacia says

    Always entertaining Lindsay Lohan. Makes me always wonder if she’s 100% sober.

  96. emmasyd says

    Lindsay Lohan
    Currently filming in Australia
    Because she puts the cray in cray cray

  99. Rowsdower says

    I think you hit the nail right on the head. Nice to see a thoughtful response amongst the “crazy” and “druggie” accusations.