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Speaking Freckles

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[Blind Gossip] This actress is only in her 30s, but she has been in the business a long time.

She started out in movies, her TV series just ended, and she has been booked for another TV gig.

The new gig is in a foreign country, which is interesting, because our girl is known for her affinity for foreign accents.

That doesn’t mean that she is good at them. What it means is that she is travels a lot and is somewhat of a mimic and likes using foreign accents and foreign words, even when it’s not for work.

Strange… but it gets even stranger!

She is not just using that bizarre accent. She is also making up her own words! She says that she likes languages so much that she is inventing one of her own that borrows from a lot of different languages. I can’t even explain what it sounds like because it just sounds like complete gibberish to me.

Vay! Cette devushka ist pazza!

That doesn’t mean anything in any one language. It’s just what we imagine her new language – which we are going to call Freckles – will sound like.

Don’t laugh. Someday your child may come home from school and ask, Habla nin Freckles?

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Actress:

[Optional] Why do you think she does this?

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  23. Pinkieswear says

    Lindsay Lohan

    She doesn’t know how to be authentic, and she’s really not very interesting because of it. She’s constantly trying to make herself seem interesting to others to prove to everyone (and to herself) how authentic
    and interesting she is.

  35. VickyLou says

    Lindsay Lohan…
    Because she’s addled. Manifestation of her mind. Somewhere between drugs, attention, thinking she’s cool & deep insecurity.

  39. TeacherKat says

    Lindsay Lohan

    Optional: too many drugs. I think shes done some damage to that brain of hers, especially since she was doing drugs when she was a teen/young adult.

  40. KCeagle says

    Lindsay Lohan ?
    The freckles clue made me think of her.. and I hadnt thought of her in years…

    *Probably to appear intellectual and wiser. Being a formed child star, her education was probably stunted and limited, so if you can’t make the grade.. fake the grade, ask Felicity and Lori… lol

  46. The Big D says

    This sounds like Lindsay Lohan.

    Why does she do it? She does it because her brain is pickled from too much alcohol and massive amounts of other drugs. Basically she is bat * crazy.

  47. ImBored says

    Actress: Zoe Kravitz (she has freckles and just finished BLL)
    Optional: Maybe she is…just bored. I guess it’s easier to create your own language than to actually learn another.

  50. amagod121 says

    Helllloooo, Lindsay Lohan!

    Hey, as a young teen I made up some words that sounded Vulcanish so I could talk to my sister privately. Maybe Lindsay needs to talk to her “twin,” you know, the British one who looks just like her and swapped places with her as a child?? 😀

    • ChattyCat says

      I used to talk in a made up language too. But that was when I was younger. I grew out of it…but still have a fascination with language and accents.

  73. Kellikopter says

    Lindsay Lohan. I don’t think she has ever had anything she could call hers without fear of losing, so she’s trying to create something that she can’t lose or have taken from her.

    • Rowsdower says

      I think you hit the nail right on the head. Nice to see a thoughtful response amongst the “crazy” and “druggie” accusations.

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