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Lasagna Richie And Doc

[Blind Gossip] This happened a few years ago, but it is very topical as all three people in this blind item are currently in the headlines for various reasons.

This blonde TV celebrity with a famous last name was dating a rich guy.

Since she has so many layers to her, let’s call her Lasagna.

Since he is just rich without any other redeeming qualities, let’s call him Richie.

Lasagna and Richie were traveling first class on a commercial airline from an Eastern U.S. city to Los Angeles.

The moment the seat belt sign went off, [Richie] put his seat back.

[Lasagna] got out of her seat, straddled him, and the two of them started making out and grinding against each other!

Again, this was not a private jet. This was a commercial airline. On a domestic route. In the middle of the day.

The other passengers were shocked – but definitely not amused – by Lasagna and Richie’s behavior.

It was especially awkward for the middle-aged man behind them as all this was happening just a few inches from his face!

This went on for about five or ten minutes. Finally, the first class flight attendant approached them and told [Lasagna] to sit back down in her own seat.

Was that the end of it? Of course not!

[Lasagna] sat in her own seat, but then they put a blanket across their laps and continued making out.

Unfortunately, the flight attendant did not seem to be able to get them under control.

Enter a very famous male movie star. He happened to be sitting in first class with his family and witnessing all of this. We’ll call him Doc.

That’s when [Doc] bolted up out of his seat. He had his son with him, and he was livid that this was happening right in front of him and his child. He stood right next to the flight attendant, pointed his finger at [Lasagna], rebuked her, and angrily told her to stop it.

Somewhere in the ensuing conversation, the words “trash” and “disgusting” got tossed around.

Lasagna and Richie were completely stunned that this major movie star was now involved in chastising them!

Fortunately, Doc was able to convince them to stop acting like animals on the plane.

So, where are these three people today?

Lasagna is busy trying to convince us that she is a nice, down-to-earth person.

Richie just got married.

Doc is the title character in a movie that just hit the theaters.

Similar: Pursuing The Mean Girl

Lasagna:

Richie:

Doc:

Clues:

[Optional] Did Doc do the right thing by intervening?

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  1. PatioPrincess says

    This is Paris Hilton and some creep she “dated.” Doc is Robert Downey Jr.

    I love RDJ, he takes no * from anyone and is a good guy. As for Paris, I can never look at a pineapple the same way again, thanks to Southpark skewering her. That was such an epic episode and so funny and true. It perfectly captures the * she is.

  4. stitcher734 says

    Paris Hilton and some rich dude.

    First class passenger: Robert Downy Jr. (Doc = Dr. Doolittle) and this makes me heart him even more.

  5. modpastry says

    Lasagna: Paris Hilton
    Richie: Stavros Niarchos
    Doc: Robert Downey Jr.
    Clues: ‘Doc’ and ‘animals’ referencing title of Dr. Dolittle, RDJ’s new movie. The many ‘layers’ of Paris Hilton.

  10. emmyk says

    Lasagna: Paris Hilton
    Richie: Stavros Niarchos
    Doc: Robert Downey Jr

    Clues: lasagna-layers recent blind about how PH is trying a comeback and that she is complex and not the spoiled, vapid rich girl
    Richie: Nicole Richie was The Simple Life costar. Stabby Nachos got married this weekend.
    Doc: RDJ is in the new Dolittle film

    Optional: yes. If people are going to act like this, they are begging for attention. They got it. And got schooled by someone higher on the fame ladder…

  14. charlene2345 says

    Lasagna: Paris Hilton

    Richie: Stavros Niarchos

    Doc: Robert Downey Jr.

    Clues: Paris Hilton is blond, and there’s a YouTube video of her from a few days ago making lasagna (“Cooking with Paris”). Stavros Niarchos is rich, just got married, and became infamous for who he dated. Robert Downey Jr. stars in “Dr. Doolittle.”

  16. GayleStorm says

    Lasagna: Paris Hilton
    Richie: Not sure about this one.
    Doc: Robert Downey Jr.

    Yes, Doc absolutely did the right thing by intervening!

  18. Kellikopter says

    Ugh my phone isn’t cooperating.

    Lasagna: Paris Hilton
    Rich: Stavros Niarchos
    Doc: Eddie Murphy

    A couple of Eddie’s sons would’ve been between 10 and 15 when Paris and Stavros were a thing, and played Dr. Dolittle hence the “like animals” line and nickname of Doc.

  20. aweeks062 says

    Paris Hilton
    Stavros Nichairos (sp)
    Robert Downey Jr.
    Yes, I think he did the right thing
    Get a room! Even the bathroom would have been better lol

  21. Kellikopter says

    A couple of Eddie’s sons would’ve been between 10 and 15 when she Paris and Stavros were a thing. Paris Hilton, who says she’s played

  23. Summers says

    This one is an amazing mental image! I’m going to guess Robert Downey Jnr giving Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos a right telling off

  26. blonde_bombshell says

    Lasagna: Paris Hilton

    Richie: Stavros Niarchos

    Doc: Robert Downey Jr

    Clues: Doc is the title character in a movie that just hit the theaters -> Dr. Dolittle

  33. LolaUK says

    This is Paris, the Greek billionaire Stavros Niarchos and I think, Robert Downey Jr. If my children were witnessing this behaviour on a plane I would say something too. Stay classy Paris!

  34. deepsigh says

    Paris Hilton
    Stavros Whatsits that just got married in St Moritz
    Robert Downey,Jr.

    Heck YES he did the right thing. No one wants to see that.

  35. kristy.mariko says

    Paris Hilton, Stavros Niarchos, and RDJ. Clues from RDJ’s new Dr. Dolittle movie were Doc and the references to doing it like animals.

  37. spellsnhoney says

    Lasagna: Paris Hilton
    -Famous last name
    -Don’t think she has many layers though

    Richie: Doug Reinhardt
    -Boyfriend of hers that seems pretty vapid

    Doc: Robert Downey Jr.
    -New title movie Dr. Dotitle
    -Doc clue for character name Dr.

  42. miss_tj says

    Lasagna: Paris Hilton

    Richie: Stavros (the billionaire oil guy who just married the ex of another billionaire oil guy)

    Doc: Robert Downey Jr

    Clues: Blonde/Famous Last name. She just made a lasagna (layers) (side note, it apparently tastes like shoe). Rich guy, Stavros just got married. Robert Downey Jr is playing Dr Dolittle.

    [Optional] Did Doc do the right thing by intervening? 100%. The sense of entitlement is off the charts. They can afford a private jet/flying bedroom – pay for…

  43. littlelimaful says

    Lasagna: Paris Hilton

    Richie: Stavros Niarchos

    Doc: Robert Downey Jr

    Lasagna because Paris is doing a cooking show on YouTube and her first video was about making lasagne. Richie as in Nicole Richie. Doc for Doctor Dolittle, the movie RDJ is starring in.

  44. moneypenny says

    Lasagna: Paris Hilton

    Richie: Stavros Niarchos

    Doc: Robert Downey Jr.

    Clues: Doc – Downey is Dr. Dolittle
    Trash frequently = Paris Hilton

  45. SilverLining says

    I’m not feeling the best as I’m still recovering from a major operation, so I’ll just guess Doc – Robert Downey Jr due to the film, Doctor Doolittle
    (Though I don’t know if it has hit theatres yet, or Ewan McGregor for Doctor Sleep but that’s probably out of theatres now; also, I feel like Lasagna is Paris Hilton but don’t know why she’s associated with that nickname beyond having a few layers, though I think she’s pretty superficial except her DJing was a surprise so I’ll give her…

  49. DonnaStarla says

    Lasagna: Paris Hilton

    Richie: Paris Latsis

    Doc: Robert Downey Jr.

    Clues: “Doc”tor Doolittle. Also, “acting like animals”…Doolittle talks to the animals.

  50. AliCur says

    Paris Hilton -trying to be taken seriously
    Stavros Niarchos – just got married
    RDJ – Doctor Doolittle

  51. melrose71 says

    Lasagna: Paris Hilton
    Richie: Stavros Niarchos
    Doc: Robert Downey, Jr.
    Clues: Blonde TV celebrity with famous last name and trying to convince us she’s nice and down to earth for Paris. Stavros just got married. (Dr) Dolittle movie just came out with RDJ.

  54. ana2805 says

    Lasagna: paris hilton

    Richie: i dont know which one…niarchos or latsis
    Doc: Robert downey

    Clues: new movie hit theaters, dolittle (doctor)
    [Optional] Did Doc do the right thing by intervening?

  56. lizbette says

    Lasagna: Paris Hilton

    Richie: Stavros Niarchos

    Doc: Robert Downey Jr.

    Clues: Dr. Dolittle (Doc), just married (Stavros), Richie (Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie)

  60. Whisper says

    Don’t know movie but yeah he did the right thing. I have no patience for people who can’t distinguish between what’s public and what’s private.

  61. CuriousGeorgette says

    Doc has to be Robert Downey Jr., he just starred in the new Dr. Dolittle movie.

    Lasagna has to be Paris Hilton, and unsure about the identity of the bf, Richie. Initially thought Chris Zylka, but there is no indication that he has recently gotten married. So maybe I’m entirely wrong about my guess of it being Paris Hilton. I dunno.

  62. OhYeah says

    Clues: “lasagne” – Paris Hilton recently posted a video/recipe for making lasagne as she tries to make herself relevant and likeable; “doc” – RDJ is currently playing Dr. Doolittle and he’s a megastar, and Stavros just recently got married

  66. djbrink says

    lasagna= Paris Hilton
    She just did that RIDICULOUS lasagna video it was horrible. I watched I couldn’t help it but it’s not funny or cute to act that stupid. How is this convincing people she is smart and down to earth. Am I missing something?

    Doc= Robert Downey Junior just released Dr Doolittle

    Rich- not sure?

  67. artvandelay says

    Lasagna: Paris Hilton
    Richie: No idea out of all the useless rich guys she dates
    Doc: I’m guessing RDJ because of Dolittle

  68. kikififi says

    Paris Hilton (cooking show)
    Stavros Niarchos (just got married)
    Robert Downey Jr. (Doctor Dolittle just opened)

  71. eilsk1983 says

    Lasagna: Paris Hilton
    Richie: Stavros Niarchos
    Doc: Robert Downey Jr.

    Clues: Doc and animals (Dr. Dolittle)

  72. blink1210 says

    Doc is Robert Downey Jr since he’s playing Doctor Dolittle (also explains the part at the end that hes a title character in a movie).

    Don’t know who the actress and actor are though

  73. dadiegirl says

    Doc is Robert Downey Jr. Hint: Doc, Dr. Doolittle. Movie just came out.

    Cant guess the other two.

  79. joheinous says

    Lasagna: Paris Hilton
    Richie: Stavros Niarcros (son of a Greek shipping tycoon)
    Doc: Robert Downey Jr.
    Clues: Doc and Animals–RDJ is starring in the remake of “Doctor Doolittle.” Nice down-to-earth person, PH, trying to sell the public that her TV persona is not the real Paris.

    YES, RDJ was correct in confronting these two. Some people are so entitled.