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TV Host Is A Liar

[Pop Bitch] Which TV host and comedian insists that he doesn’t use writers, but quietly encourages any member of staff who comes up with a good joke to write it on a scrap of paper and then slip it into his bag while he’s out of his dressing room?

(It’s a fruitful way of working. He can sometimes get whole scripts out of what he finds in that bag.)

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  2. Sarah Connor says

    Graham Norton?

    A hunchback walks into a bar. After a few drinks…
    [Barman] – Hey, is it true what they say about hunchbacks, that they are packing?
    Indeed. The guy proceeds to show him his gigantic dong, the biggest thing he’s ever seen.
    [Barman] – Oh my god it is HUGE 😮 Wow you could literally blow yourself!
    [Guy] – How do you think I got hunchbacked?

    😉

  11. dearwinner83 says

    Keith Lemon – clue bring ‘fruitful’.
    Even with all those jokes written for him, he’s still not funny.

  19. jonty30 says

    I hope he pays for the jokes he uses on tv.

    It could be any of them, but I’m betting on Kimmel or Fallon.

  27. LC1216 says

    I was on the Jimmy Fallon show, and I can tell you…he repeats his jokes. I heard it the day I was there…and 3 months later, repeated the same joke.

    BTW…he reads off the teleprompter.

  31. Itsmaryk says

    Did you hear about the toothless termite that walked into the bar and asked: is the bar tender here?

  32. jrgius says

    In fairness, they ALL do that, Carson, Letterman, Leno…that’s just “live” TV with an audience.