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Trading Up Comes Crashing Down

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[Blind Gossip] Once upon a time, many years ago, a couple got married.

They were the complete package.

They were physically attractive, had high-flying careers and plenty of money, and were surrounded by powerful friends.

They were practically royalty!

Princess even thought her Prince would be President of The United States someday!

Prince turned out to be a cheater.

Oh, and he had a nasty substance abuse problem, too.

They divorced.

That should have been the end… but Princess never quite gave up on the fairy tale.

Fast forward several years later. Princess met someone who she believed had the same potential that Prince once did.

He was very ambitious and came from a rich and famous and powerful family. We’ll call him Junior.

He told her that he wanted to be President of the United States someday.

Well, that’s all Princess needed to hear!

The fact that Junior was married and had a fidelity problem of his own did not concern her.

Long story short, Junior ditched that pesky wife and is now with Princess.

Princess and Junior have spent the past couple of years together, happily planning their future as POTUS and FLOTUS.

Princess even likes comparing Junior to her first husband, Prince.

She tells everyone that she has really traded up. She says it is ironic that she will probably live in The White House before [Prince] does!

She really wants to have [Junior’s] family name.

However, this fairy tale might not have a happy ending.

Everything has come crashing down. Junior’s future prospects are now dimmed.

What will Princess do?

She is a little shocked. She didn’t sign up for this. She doesn’t know if she should stay or go. She doesn’t want to be part of a hated family. She doesn’t know if they can bounce back from this or if it’s over.

Poor Princess.

Maybe some more Botox would make her feel better?

Similar: The Replacement Plan

Prince:

Princess:

Junior:

[Optional] Will Junior’s family bounce back from this? Will Princess ever be FLOTUS?  Please use people’s real names and keep your comments civil.

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  5. mommagoosed says

    Don, Jr. (I see what you did there!) is better off without Kim G. if she was only interested in him to get to the WH, a la Hillary Clinton. Hard to take Kim G. seriously when DJTJ is so politically opposite from Gavin Newsom!

  6. nycgirl2014 says

    Kimberly G and Gavin Newsom

    Don Jr

    she must have rocks in her head to think he could be president one day. she’s a user and only cares about power…..way too much plastic surgery too. saw a pic of her with gavin and she was genuinely pretty. now she looks like she is wearing a mask.

  7. surfsunsand05 says

    Prince and Princess: Gavin Newsom and Kimberly Guilfoyle – he was mayor of San Francisco after they got married, they were dubbed the “New Kennedys,” etc.

    Junior: Don Jr.

  8. amagod121 says

    Kimberly Guilfoyle and Gavin Newsom
    Donald Trump Jr.

    Optnl: Yes, I think the family will bounce back, especially if Biden botches up in office. I also think that most of Trump’s supporters still support him as they #1. felt the election was rigged, #2. think the media ignored the violence of the summertime riots while condemning the violence of Trump’s protest and, #3. hate the idea of socialism/communism. We shall see. Anything can happen in four years.

  11. lahteb says

    Leona Helmsley… I mean, Kimberly Guilfoyle (Seriously, she looked like Anne Hathaway and surgically altered herself into a young Leona.)

    Gavin Newsom

    DJT Jr

    I think the Trump family will remain popular with the base but not the GOP in general. Jr. actually could emerge as a populist if he gets over his daddy issues, but I suspect that’s a massive if.

  13. 4sixx2 says

    Kimberly Guilfoyle and Don Trump Jr.
    Kim was First Lady of San Francisco when she was married to Gavin Newsome. The Trumps will bounce back but Ivanka has a better chance to be elected President than DJTJR.

  16. BooStrawberry says

    Prince and Princess: Gavin newsom and Kimberly Guilfoy

    Junior: don jr

    Will Junior’s family bounce back from this? Will Princess ever be FLOTUS? The trumps will bounce back because in their circle, all that matters is fame, money, clout.

    Hmm.. don jr will never be president. He seems to have issues that will probably worsen w age.
    If she finds another partner then maybe. I could see her w Bezos if he and Lauren break up.

  17. aaaPanda says

    That’s got to be one of Trumps ugly sons and the older plastic TV lady he married after unceremoniously dumping the mother of his children. Take out the trash and the sooner the better

  20. carriebradshaw says

    Kkmberly Guilfoyle& Don Jr.

    Optional- I hope not. Everything what happend in the USA, good and bad, sooner or later comes to Europe and nobody here want to have Putins puppets being in charge here. There is a place where they all should go to, it is called Rublovka.

    • august2019 says

      Putin’s puppet? It has come to light in the US that the Russia probe was a hoax created and paid for by Hillary Clinton. She brought the idea to Obama, Biden and the FBI and they joined forces to setup Trump. We are still awaiting the Durham report here in the US that will provide all details from the investigation on the Democrats, but will probably never see it now that the Dems are back in power.

  22. BeaNandSprouT says

    Prince: Gavin Newsom

    Princess/Jr: Kimberly Guilfoyle (Dwight Schrute’s wannabe protegee) and Don Trump Jr
    Optional: 74 million people voted for Trump

  26. maualei says

    Prince: Gavin Newsom

    Princess: Kimberly Guilfoyle

    Junior: Donald Trump Jr.

    They can bounce all they want from prison. She’ll never be FLOTUS except in her own imagination.

  27. Midwestgurl says

    Gavin Newsom
    Kimberly Guilfoyle
    Don Trump Jr

    The Trump family is still very popular regardless of what the mainstream media likes to say. Don Jr has a chance. Maybe 2028? I don’t know if she’ll ever get to the WH.

  28. AmateurGossipHour says

    Gavin Newsom

    Kimberly Guilfoyle

    Donald Trump Jr

    I don’t think there’s any coming back from this, he has gone to far and should’ve just accepted defeat after the legal challenges failed.

  32. Weazle says

    Kimberly Guilfoyle was so very pretty when she and Gavin Newsome were married. Her current real-sex doll look certainly fulfills Donny’s desperate need for self-validation from plastic women, much like his Daddy. The Trumps are cooked outside the *. Kim as FLOTUS? I’d laugh but then again Melania made it.

  38. Britneys Scrunchie says

    Gavin Newsom
    Kimberly Guilfoyle
    Donald Trump Jr

    Yes, the Trumps can come back from anything. Don Sr will write a book and work on a new project, Melania will divorce him, Don Jr will land on his feet, Ivanka will go back to her business, and Eric will do whatever it is that Eric does. Of all of them, Melania will be the happiest.

  41. GirlPlease says

    Mega LOL at Don Jr thinking he’d ever be President. This is definitely Kimberly Guilfoyle with her first husband having been Gavin Newsom.

    (Why do I even know this hahaha I live in Canada)

  43. MikeInSanJose says

    Newsom, Guilfoyle, Junior Trump

    If POTUS doesn’t go to prison, I think the current situation won’t change most of his supporter’s opinions of the family, but I don’t think they will ever be back where they were over the past 4 years. Then again, who knows what else will happen, or what else we will learn about them, after he leaves office and loses his presidential immunity and protection? Republicans in DC are already throwing him under the bus.

  50. KittyKat says

    Kimberly Guilfoyle- formerly married to Gavin Newsome (“Prince”) and now with DT Jr. (“Junior”). Trump will still have his cult followers afterwards and will likely go on to continue having rallies to feed his ego. Princess will never be FLOTUS, God willing. I don’t think Trump Jr. has any career prospects in politics and am a bit doubtful about the family having solid business prospects after this.

  52. varco950 says

    Clearly Guilfoyle and Trump, Jr. I’m afraid the Trump name has been tarnished by The Donald’s recent rhetoric and will take a LONG time to rehabilitate, if ever. The only thing which could bring it back is a massive fail by the new administration. BTW, her first “prince” was Gavin Newsome. Some poor choices…maybe she should have picked a Windsor.

  53. loldollll says

    Prince: Gavin Newsom
    Princess: Kimberly Guilfoyle
    Junior: Donnie

    Donnie Jr. and Eric are doomed because nobody respects them, not even Trump fans. Ivanka could change her message more easily and might be able to recover but that’s because she is slippery. I feel really bad for Barron and would eventually give him a chance to prove he’s not a jerk. Melania just wants to disappear. Trump may bounce back on some small airwaves with cult following but will get quieter over the years.

  54. MrsCleaver says

    Prince – Gavin Newsome
    Princess – Kim Somebody who dates Donny Trump JR.

    Gonna be tough to bounce back from Sedition. They’ll try but I doubt it, they burned their bridges pretty good. And God Help Us NO for her being FLOTUS.

  59. dontpanik says

    Prince: Gavin Newsome

    Princess: Kimberly Guilfoyle

    Junior: Don Trump Jr.

    [Optional] Will Junior’s family bounce back from this? Will Princess ever be FLOTUS? No and No

  60. beachchick218 says

    Kimberly Guilfoyle and Don Trump Jr. The only people trying to destroy Trump is the corrupt and commie left. They can’t ruin the Trump supporters. Civil war will happen before another election is stolen from the people. I love President Trump!!!

  66. darnda says

    Prince: Gavin Newsom
    Princess: Kimberly Guilfoyle
    Junior: Donald Trump Jr.

    Will Junior’s family bounce back from this? Nope.

    Will Princess ever be FLOTUS? Nope

  67. gingerbread says

    Poor plastic Kimberley Gullyifoyle, once married to Gavin Newsome and now saddled with the albatross that is Don Jr. Oh well, couldn’t happen to a nicer couple.

  69. KrazyCatLady says

    Kimberly Guilfoyle as the Princess, Gavin Newsom as her first Prince, Don Jr as her next. Don Jr fits, but that would mean my handsome Governor Batman has a drug problem( would explain his voice), as well as infidelity. I think I’m wrong. And he went from being great on the pandemic to our current mess, so no White House for him either.
    Seems like Trump is the current family. Idk the history of Eric, he’s just his SNL character to me.

  71. Vampira says

    OMG…Kimberly Guilfoyle and Junior Trump
    Her ex: Gavin Newsom
    Hopefully, no more Trumps will be in the White House. Junior isn’t even qualified and /Kimberly was fired by Fox News for bad behavior. GO AWAY

  76. calibg says

    Prince: Gavin Newsom
    Princess: Kimberly Guilfoyle
    Junior: Donald Trump Jr.
    [Optional]: God I hope they can’t bounce back! And NO, she’ll never be FLOTUS lmao

  78. aaaduni says

    This is Kimberly Guilfoyle *, previously married to CA governor Gavin Newsom, and now hanging off Donald Trump Jr. HA HA HA, it’s over, Kimberly. That family isn’t bouncing back so get out before you’re arrested for inciting the Capitol riot too.

  79. pharmchick says

    Prince- Gavin whatever the governer of california
    Princess- kimberly G something
    Junior- don jr

    Juniors family will bounce back bc thats what happens with rich folk. May not be the level of praise as before but they will be fine. But I doubt jr will run for president and if he does he wont win.

  82. MsGossip says

    Prince: Gavin Newsome
    Princess: Kimberly Guilfoyle
    Junior: Don Trump, Jr.

    She’ll never be FLOTUS. That family’s political brand is done with everyone, but DJT’s base.

  83. gailpow says

    Prince is (current) California Governor Gavin Newsom.
    Princess is Donald Jr.’s girlfriend: Kimberly Guilfoyle and Junior is Donald Trump Jr.,,
    known as the “prom king and king of MAGA-land.” I think the Trump name is dead in the water now.

  86. teadown says

    Prince: Gavin Newsome
    Princess: Kimberly Guilfoyle
    Junior: Donald Trump Jr.
    I would be surprised that she is that shaken. She seems a bit delusional and bit ‘extra’ most days. However, I sincerely hope there will be no bounce back, because the major $$$ donors no longer want any association with the Trump name.
    It seems his sister will be gunning for a Florida senate seat in two years, so we shall see. I find her repugnant, but chuckle bc Rubio sold his soul to the Trumps, and may…

  87. kbeveryday says

    Prince: Gavin Newsom
    Princess: Kimberly Guilfoyle
    Junior: Donald Trump, Jr.

    Will Junior’s family bounce back? It all depends on how they act and operate from this point forward.

    Will Princess ever be FLOTUS? Highly doubt it.

  88. sandhill22 says

    Prince: Gavin Newsom

    Princess: Kimberly Guilfoyle

    Junior: Donald Trump, Jr. of course.

    The family will not bounce back from this. They will not have a political future and minimal business prospects. If Guilfoyle stays with Trump there is no way she will be FLOTUS. What happened on Wednesday was devastating, and I hope that all people and families affected by this tragedy are supported and that justice is served for them.

  89. Jenn123 says

    Kimberly Guilfoyle. Used to be married to Gavin Newsom. Trump Jr left his wife for her.

    And she’s insane if she thought he was ever going to be President 😆

  91. annabelle77 says

    Prince: Gavin Newsom. Princess: Kimberly Guilfoyle. Junior: Donald Trump Jr. i don’t think any of Donald Trumps kids will have a real political future. I never count him out because he always finds a way back, and he very well could depending on how things go the next four years. Kimberly will never be First Lady with Don Jr.

  93. obsidianeyes says

    Prince: Gavin Newsome
    Princess: Kimberley Guilfoyle
    Junior: Don Trump Jr.

    Optional: Nope and helllllll noooo, her screaming Evita impersonation can be dragged back out to show folks why she’s not FLOTUS material

  97. Theaterfan says

    Prince: Gavin Newsom
    Princess: Kimberly Guilfoyle
    Junior: Don Jr.

    Except for their supporters, the Trump name will forever be tarnished by how Trump incited a mob to commit insurrection against our government. Guilfoyle won’t become First Lady if she marries Don Jr, because he’s never going to be president.

  98. TeacherKat says

    Kimberly Guilfoyle, Gavin Newsome, and Don Jr.

    Optional: I hope the Trumps come out of this okay. Anyone with half a brain can see the election was fraudulent. The worst of all of this is the hypocrisy in how this “sedition” is being reported on by the main stream media. America is looking to become more third world by the minute. It’s a shame. The movement to suppress traditional liberal ideals is scary. Also? Recall Newsome!

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