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Trading Hoochie For Monica

[Blind Gossip] One of our spies recently spotted a very rich guy in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

He was on a date with a woman at one of those clubby restaurants in London favored by the rich and famous.

She did not look like she was there for a business meeting. Much younger than him. Heavy makeup. Dark hair done up like a pageant girl. White, sleeveless, clingy top. Short dark skirt.

They were sitting in one of those circular booths. Just the two of them, side by side, just a few inches apart. She was very, very attentive to him. While he was talking and gesturing, she was watching him with her mouth open.

She looks a little like Monica Lewinsky.

How do we know all this? We’ve got pictures!

Hey, what happened to his mistress? You know, the hoochie mama he left his wife for? Is “Monica” her replacement?

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Rich Guy:

[Optional] “Monica” is probably a __________ .

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  6. IcePrincess says

    No way this can be Bevos already!!!!? Did the brother kill the deal!? Monica deserves to find someone who will treat her like a queen—she’s been through enough already. Hopefully it worked out, cuz there’s no way his wife should taking his lyin, cheatin butt back!

  7. amagod121 says

    Is it Winky, better known as Jeff “Buzzoff” Bezos? Did Bezos tell his hoochie mama to buzz off? Did he find a link between her brother leaking their affair to the hoochie mama herself?

    Optional: Quicky.

  33. nycmadam says

    Jeff Bezos!?!

    Personally, I hope it’s true. That Lauren person deserves to be dumped after her greedy self pulled all those stunts to make sure his marriage went south.

  44. GingerNaps says

    Yeah, so Senor Bezos was seen at an Oscar party with some other chick. She was dressed like a flamenco dancer. The first chica blew it when she emailed her brother with the dic pix.

  46. dawnray says

    Bezos. He was spotted at Beyonce and Jay Z’s Oscars party with a new young brunette – and no sign of Lauren Sanchez

  47. missex says

    Guy Richie (clue- rich guy)

    Monica is probably an escort and/or fresh out of drama school

  64. 8outof11 says

    Rich Guy: Jeff Bezos

    Monica is an INTERN learning what she needs to “work” at the next meeting later. Gross if she is 30 years + younger.
    I want to seee those pictures anyway!

  77. zappy2050 says

    Monica could have recovered from the bill clinton scandal and gone on to a career and a family – children if she wanted – but not absolutely needed for happiness. However I don’t think that is what she wanted. She wanted to continue to do wht she did with bill – famous powerful old men who only want her for 1 thing. Sad.

  79. SilverLining says

    Jeff Bezos
    (This was probably at Soho where Meghan & Prince Harry originally met; JB probably wasn’t happy when he found out that Lauren Sanchez released those photos of the two of them to the media; speaking of Meghan, could she be passing for a Monica Lewinsky lookalike because she her otherwise skinny figure + “pregnancy” could equate to the more normal weight of ML…as I heard there was trouble in paradise between PH & MM and Bezos would seem like MM’s ultimate catch.)

    • Mumumumu says

      I’d dump Prince Harry and that horrible backstabbing family of his in a heartbeat for Jeff Bezos. If I was Meghan I’d gone faster than a toupee in a hurricane.

      Poor Meghan, imagine having to live in one of those old musty smelly old falling apart castles with dead people buried in the backyard. Yikes.

  84. marykatez says

    Jeff Bozo. I’m happy about this though. That Lauren Sanchez chick might be more horrible than MM and I didn’t think that was possible!

  87. spoofbyrd says

    Holy Tang of Poon ! Amazon Man ! I am so glad you dumped Dirty Sanchez for a better class of queef queen !