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Trading Hoochie For Monica

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[Blind Gossip] One of our spies recently spotted a very rich guy in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

He was on a date with a woman at one of those clubby restaurants in London favored by the rich and famous.

She did not look like she was there for a business meeting. Much younger than him. Heavy makeup. Dark hair done up like a pageant girl. White, sleeveless, clingy top. Short dark skirt.

They were sitting in one of those circular booths. Just the two of them, side by side, just a few inches apart. She was very, very attentive to him. While he was talking and gesturing, she was watching him with her mouth open.

She looks a little like Monica Lewinsky.

How do we know all this? We’ve got pictures!

Hey, what happened to his mistress? You know, the hoochie mama he left his wife for? Is “Monica” her replacement?

Similar: Black Widow Real Estate

Rich Guy:

[Optional] “Monica” is probably a __________ .

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  7. No way this can be Bevos already!!!!? Did the brother kill the deal!? Monica deserves to find someone who will treat her like a queen—she’s been through enough already. Hopefully it worked out, cuz there’s no way his wife should taking his lyin, cheatin butt back!

  8. Is it Winky, better known as Jeff “Buzzoff” Bezos? Did Bezos tell his hoochie mama to buzz off? Did he find a link between her brother leaking their affair to the hoochie mama herself?

    Optional: Quicky.

  35. Jeff Bezos!?!

    Personally, I hope it’s true. That Lauren person deserves to be dumped after her greedy self pulled all those stunts to make sure his marriage went south.

  46. Yeah, so Senor Bezos was seen at an Oscar party with some other chick. She was dressed like a flamenco dancer. The first chica blew it when she emailed her brother with the dic pix.

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