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[Blind Gossip] This male celebrity has had a controversial history with women and is very aware that his reputation is not the best. That is why he is trying to control the narrative on an interesting new event!

He became a new father in the past few months.

Congratulations to him!

He has been very supportive of the woman in the media and expressed his pride at having a new baby on which to dote.

Except… things aren’t exactly what they seem!

He is not sure that he is the father. He is trying to get a DNA test done but he has to be subtle about it because he can’t have her mouthing off to the media about what a assh*le he is for not believing her and how this is another example of how he treats women really bad.

His fear that he is not the father of the baby may not be totally unfounded.

She always talks a lot about money so he thinks it’s a money grab for her.

This puts him in an awkward position.

How does he get her to voluntarily submit the baby for a DNA test without her blowing up in the media? Is there a way to get a DNA sample and run it without her consent?

If he does not get a DNA test done, he will have to say goodbye to some serious cash for the next eighteen years.

Right now he is undecided about what he is going to do.

He has not yet called Maury Povitch.

Similar: Bigger Issues Than A Baby

Man:

Clues:

[Optional] What should he do?

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  3. spoofbyrd says

    Okay Chris Brown. As far as that wild guess of Harry & Meghan , I do believe Archie is the couple’s baby. What I am surprised at is that Meghan could conceive . She is older and has probably used every kind of egg killing birth control out there in her past and grifters like Meghan who wanted that Windsor prize know better than to pull the other Lover stunt at that level.

  5. ItsBouquet says

    You can buy a DNA test kit from a regular grocery store, otc. Is this man really this stupid? He doesn’t even need to tell the mother.

  7. aemish says

    I’ve seen those DNA kits just on a regular old aisle at Walgreens. Maybe he should go there. :p

  8. yo1774 says

    Very easy. Made the test (it’s quite easy to have a hair of the baby to do it). If the results are negative ask the mother you want to do the test, if she refuses sue her (knowing the baby is not yours).

    If the results are positive, perfect, the baby is yours, but if not the celebrity doesn’t have any obligation with the mother or the child (she could ask for help to the real father)

  9. charlene2345 says

    The only one who comes to mind is Hunter Biden, but can he really be considered a “celebrity”?????

  10. ILoveNutella says

    chris brown.

    his baby looks caucasian. the woman is asian. chris is 1/2 black with black features but that baby looks caucasian as hell. doesn’t make sense.

  11. kvetro60 says

    Vanilla Ice? Ex-wife is dragging him through the mud (woman needs to get a JOB) and now he suddenly has a kid with someone else. I don’t see what’s wrong with doing a DNA test on your child to be sure – especially when $$$ are involved.

  12. Zafona says

    I don’t know who this is but he can do the DNA test privately, not telling her, just to be sure. There are plenty of firms that do it without another parent’s consent.

  14. welshjess85 says

    Man – Chris Brown

    Clues – Undecided, Say Goodbye and Run It are all titles of his songs.

  17. omgimbackagain says

    Well, it doesn’t say they’re married so this can’t be Harry and Meghan.

    Babies drool all the time. He could have the baby drool into the little 23andme test tube and see if the kid’s DNA matches his own.

  18. ZedsDead says

    This sounds like Michael Sheen and his fetus girlfriend.

    He should get the test. Better to know for sure than be stuck with a child and a child bride.

  24. Ms_LaRue says

    The only person I can think of would be Chris Brown and his new son, Aeko Catori. But if he is doubtful, then he is doing a good job of hiding it.

    • zappy2050 says

      This was already proven to be his son. The woman is a former stripper at a club he used to frequent. The courts already decided this.

      It is probably Chris Brown – I feel bad for him because the kid looks nothing like him (not that you could go by that).

      Good luck. He should try and find out.

  28. amagod121 says

    Haaaarry! If it’s not you, it should be!

    Prince Harry aaaaaaand Meghan Markle.

    Just get tge kid tested. All you need is a swab grom inside baby’s cheek or some spittle from Archie.

    • amagod121 says

      Corrections: the kid; swab from.

      Clues: male celeb (Harry has no skills, so no real way to describe him other than male celeb.,) she (MM)always talks a lot about money, he hasn’t called Maury Povich yet (clue that the female is American.)

    • Silverdun says

      I don’t think he looks like anyone other than Thomas Markle and Meghan. But she wouldn’t be so silly. It will be someone like Elon Musk, although he hasn’t uttered a word about the baby or even her so don’t think it’s them. It will likely be some random like Chris Brown.

    • zappy2050 says

      No, the baby looks EXACTLY like Harry.

      Look at baby pictures of Harry – that’s his son.

  35. zappy2050 says

    He could quietly send a sample of both DNAs to a lab and if it is his child – at least he knows.

    If it is not his child – it gets tricky – how does he tell her. She will probably be pissed – but at that point who cares.

    I have no idea who this is BTW. I would definitely want to know if a child is mine.

  36. aaahika says

    Man: Chris Brown
    Clues: Run It and Undecided

    What he should do? I think he should work his PR team to build him a doting father image and look at law’s loophole where he can do a DNA test without consent.

  38. mrs_right says

    Have no idea who the guy is. If more people lived by a decent moral code, this wouldn’t be an issue.

    You can do a simple non-invasive cheek swab and run the DNA testing. Absolutely he should get this done.