Bigger Issues Than A Baby

SOLVED!

[Blind Gossip] Your friends at Blind Gossip told you that this scion was “in trouble” before it was disclosed in the media.

Now we are going to continue to keep you one step ahead!

You already know the story: Political family. Messy son. Pregnant girl.

The son is claiming that he is not the baby’s father.

Frankly, given his alcohol intake, his drug use, and the other women in his life, we’re not surprised that his first impulse is to always deny deny deny.

Then there’s the other reason for the denial.

He is refusing to take a DNA test. Yes, he knows he is probably the baby’s father, but there are bigger issues at play. He doesn’t want to distract people from his father’s message. His family thinks that they can legally stall for at least another year on this.

How… political!

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Political Family:

[Optional] Will his father win? Please keep your comments civil and on topic.

SOLVED!

Political Family: The Bidens

Hunter Biden, son of Joe Biden, is just full of mischief!

Some chick in Arkansas claimed he got her pregnant.

No, not his deceased brother’s wife, with whom he did have an affair.

No, not his old wife, who divorced him after he humiliated her by having an affair with their sister-in-law.

Not, not his new wife, whom he married after knowing for only a couple of weeks.  

A fourth woman!

He thought he could deny and stall on that DNA test until the 2020 Presidential election.

He was wrong.

The DNA results are in!

And, just as your friends at Blind Gossip told you months ago, Hunter Biden IS the father!

From The Arkansas Democrat Gazette:

DNA test shows Hunter Biden is father of Arkansas woman’s baby

DNA testing has established, “with scientific certainty,” that Hun

ter Biden is the father of an Arkansas baby, according to a motion filed Wednesday in Independence County on behalf of the child’s mother, Lunden Alexis Roberts.

Biden, son of former vice president Joe Biden, “is not expected to challenge the results of the DNA test or the testing process,” the filing states.

An attorney for Hunter Biden, former Arkansas Attorney General Dustin McDaniel, did not immediately respond to a request for comment.

A hearing in the case was previously scheduled for Dec. 2 in Batesville.

The baby’s “paternal grandfather, Joe Biden, is seeking the nomination of the Democratic Party for President of the United States of America,” the mother notes. “He is considered by some to be the person most likely to win his party’s nomination and challenge President Trump on the ballot in 2020.”

The Arkansas Democrat-Gazette posted a story early this afternoon about the DNA test-related court filing. Soon after, the Trump campaign tweeted out a link to the article, adding three words of its own: “Congratulations, Joe Biden!”

Hunter Biden, who initially denied having sexual relations with Roberts, eventually agreed to take a DNA test, according to documents filed by Roberts’ attorney, Clint Lancaster.

Read Thursday’s Arkansas Democrat-Gazette for full details.

Y’all go out and get yourself a copy of the D-G tomorrow!

And here’s a pic of the fourth woman, Lunden Alexis:

Lunden? L-u-n-d-e-n? Whatever.

Hunter Biden knew he was the father all along.

At least Lunden can now count on child support. And possibly Secret Service protection!

This was just the latest in in the series of Hunter Biden’s foibles.

The New Yorker asked a simple question a few months ago.

Will Hunter Biden Jeopardize His Father’s Campaign?

He has struggled for decades with alcohol addiction and drug abuse; he went through an acrimonious divorce from his first wife, Kathleen Buhle Biden; and he had a subsequent relationship with Beau’s widow, Hallie. He

was recently sued for child support by an Arkansas woman, Lunden Alexis Roberts, who claims that he is the father of her child. (Hunter has denied having sexual relations with Roberts.)

On May 17th, the day before Hunter planned to appear at one of his father’s rallies, at Eakins Oval, in Philadelphia, Breitbart News published a story based on a Prescott, Arizona, police report from 2016 that named Hunter as the suspect in a possible narcotics offense.

That’s just the beginning.

While in the Navy Reserve, Hunter Biden tested positive for cocaine and was dishonorably discharged.

… Hunter had a urine sample taken for testing.

A few months later, Hunter received a letter saying that his urinalysis had

detected cocaine in his system. Under Navy rules, a positive drug test typically triggers a discharge. Hunter wrote a letter to the Navy Reserve, saying that he didn’t know how the drug had got into his system and suggesting that the cigarettes he’d smoked outside the bar might have been laced with cocaine.

Hunter… contacted Tom Gallagher, a former Navy lawyer who had worked with Beau at the U.S. Attorney’s office in Philadelphia. Gallagher agreed to represent Hunter pro bono, but it became clear that, given Hunter’s history with drugs, an appeals panel was unlikely to believe the story that he had ingested cocaine involuntarily, and that appealing the decision would require closed-door hearings and the testimony of witnesses, increasing the likelihood of leaks to the press. Hunter decided not to appeal.

When he divorced his wife, Kathleen… so he could be with his sister-in-law, Hallie… the divorce charges included infidelity, alcohol, drugs, and prostitution.

But wait! There’s more!

Hunter Biden is currently all wrapped up in The Ukraine Scandal.

Hunter Biden got $83G per month for Ukraine ‘ceremonial’ gig: report

Hunter Biden was reportedly paid $83,333 per month after being hired in 2014 by Burisma Holdings, one of Ukraine’s largest natural gas companies, while serving as a non-executive “ceremonial figure” with a “powerful name,” a report said Friday.

All told, the Ukraine company paid $3.4 million to Rosemont Seneca Bohai LLC, a company headed by Hunter Biden business partner Devon Archer, The National Review reported.

Between April 2014 and November 2015, Biden and Archer each received monthly payments of $83,333 for “consulting services.”

Wow! Eighty three thousand dollars a month for doing nothing is one sweet gig!

But then a prosecutor in The Ukraine started looking into this arrangement and then Joe Biden tried to have the prosecutor fired and then that led to an investigation as to whether President Donald Trump tried to have the investigation investigated …. on and on.

So, if you are wondering why there is an impeachment inquiry going on right now… it all leads back to Hunter Biden!

What a mess.

Hunter Biden is a mess.

Oye vey.

But, hey! He’s got a new baby!

Congratulations, Hunter!

And congratulations to Oyevey for being first with the correct response!

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