[Blind Gossip] In an attempt to fix some unfavorable publicity about their family… they just made it worse!
We previously told you about this family trying to downplay the creep factor and put themselves out there as moral people. So the son pretended to “break up” with his controversial paramour.
Only… right after he did that, he managed to land himself in another bad situation!
They thought that if he publicly matched up with another women, it would make it look more normal and like he had put [his girlfriend] in the rear view mirror.
It turns out that he wound up jumping out of the frying pan and right into the fire!
Let’s just say that someone is in trouble and they can all add another scandal to the list.
The entire family is trying to play it off casually, but the situation is anything but casual. He has to stay put and stay quiet, though, or else there will be even MORE scandal.
Guess he won’t be breaking up with her until after a certain big event in 2020.
It is almost comical how all this is playing out. The more they try to pretend to seem moral, the more trouble they create for themselves.
These are all unforced errors. If they would stop being creepy and greedy and druggy – and kept their zippers up – these things wouldn’t keep happening.
Daddy has got to be pulling his plugs out over this!
Similar: The Creepy Moral Breakup
[Optional] What do you think will happen?
Family: The Bidens
Hunter Biden is the messiest son ever!
The son of Vice President Joe Biden, Hunter Biden was expelled from the Navy for his cocaine addiction… received $1.5 billion from China for a questionable business deal… had an affair with his own sister-in-law… divorced his wife… and is now involved in another scandal!
We mentioned in the original blind item that someone was “in trouble.” That’s another way of saying “someone is pregnant.” We also told you that he had “trouble keeping his zipper up.”
Did you think that Hunter Biden’s new South African wife (whom he married a few days after meeting her) was pregnant?
Someone is pregnant all right.
But it’s not Hunter Biden’s ex wife, Kathleen.
Nor is it Hallie, his sister-in-law with whom he had an affair.
Nor is it Melissa, his new wife.
It’s a FOURTH woman!
Yes, Hunter Biden is now being sued by an Arkansas woman who says that Biden fathered her newborn child.
No, the woman from Arkansas is not Sarah Huckabee! Hunter Biden is not hitting that.
From Fox News:
Hunter Biden accused of fathering child with Arkansas woman
An Arkansas woman claims Hunter Biden is the father of her child — and she’s suing to prove it.
Lunden Alexis Roberts, 28, filed a petition for paternity and child support against Joe Biden’s lawyer son, saying she gave birth to his kid, “Baby Doe,” in August 2018, according to court papers.
The two-page suit was filed in Independence County, Arkansas on May 28 — nearly two weeks after Hunter tied the knot with a South African woman named Melissa Cohen.
Roberts wants a court to establish that the 49-year-old father of three is her baby’s biological dad. She is also seeking child support and for him to provide health insurance for the now-10-month-old infant. All out-of-pocket expenses would be split between the two parents, the filing said.
The petition does not say how Roberts and Hunter met or how long they were together.
So the quickie marriage that was supposed to distance Hunter Biden from his affair with his sister-in-law and make him look stable… was actually just a distraction from his impregnating a fourth woman.
Congratulations to Angelangela for being first with the correct response!
The Bidens are everything the Liberals accuse the Trumps of being…times 100.
Has to be the Bidens and I haven’t a clue how they’ll weasel their way out of this one except to say given who they are it won’t improve optics.
“creepy and greedy and druggy” If we add Sniffy, Gropey, Gaffy and Horny we’ll have a new take on the seven dwarfs.
Hunter Biden….every bit as phony as dear old Dad.
Creepy Joe must be grinding his Chiclet teeth and pulling out his hair plugs over his son’s latest scandal.
The Biden clan.
I hope creepy Uncle Joe gets the democratic nomination Bring it on!
Creepy Joe Biden and his creepy son.
Biden Family, & I really don’t think 2020 will be a problem. Pete Buttigieg 2020!!
With hints of creepy, greedy, druggy, zippers and plugs, this is the Biden family, specifically Hunter Biden.
I don’t see Ol’ Joe Biden becoming the DNC’s candidate. But if he is, he’ll lose the 2020 election.
Hunter Biden surprised by marring the girl he was matched with – sounds like someone got pregnant and Beau’s widow Hallie can’t be happy about this development
This has to be about “Les Biden Famille”, specifically “Hairplugs” Joe and his reprobate son. Like any politician, they do their best to squash any hint of this being made public.
Biden and his sons new bride.
The “unforced errors” bit makes this seem like tennis, but can’t think of a famous tennis family that would fit this blind
Biden family (Hunter’s quickie marriage)
The Bidens. LOL I thought about BG’s tip when I heard about the son’s marriage and thought to myself on what planet is marrying a girl you have known for 2 weeks after breaking up with your brother’s widow a good idea! That and Creepy Joe Biden is his nickname for goodness sakes and their are videos of him acting creepy all over YouTube. LOL truth really is stranger than fiction.
Got to be the Trumps!
This is the Biden family. Hunter broke up with his brother’s widow and married an activist from South Africa who seems like just another instagram model. He used something called an instant marriage company. He met this woman in May. Lots of comments online about his alleged coke problem. There are also comments that allegedly he started his affair with his brother Beau’s wife when Beau was in Afghanistan.
What will happen? Daddy Joe will do his sniff & fondle test? Strange family! 😝
It sounds like the Biden clan, but I thought the remaining son did just marry his sister-in-law?
OMG! He married someone ELSE? What a mess.
Joe Biden’s family
The Biden family.
Hunter Biden. Pretty surprised to hear he’s married again so soon…and so weird.
K* in particular Khloe
Family: The Bidens. Hunter marrying new girlfriend after ditching his brother’s widow.
Optional: Divorce after the election
Well the 2020 & the hair plugs make me think of Trump but the Trumps as far as i know don’t have that druggie reputation . The clan has some misbehavior issues that can befit oligarchs but that appears to be it.
Well this may be Biden & that son former sister in law hookup. Such a thing isn’t the worse of scandals but it has the ick factor which is not good if somebody in family ia running for Office. Let’s see if Pres can keep his piehole shut for once & let the Pros Machavelli it…
Joe Biden & family
Left-wing media will cover up for Biden if he ends up with the nomination and people who only get their news from places like CNN, MSNBC, NPR, NYT, won’t even know Hunter Biden’s name (while they tell the rest of us how dumb we are and how “educated” they are).
Joe Biden’s family
This family can’t be any worse then Trumps’ family. I wish everyone involved the best…I got nothing else. Lol
The Biden family. Creepy Hunter Biden broke up with his brothers widow to try to avoid criticism during his father Joe Biden’s presidential campaign. Now he’s married a young blonde “activist” he’s known for less than 4 weeks. Who DOES this crap? Seriously? He’s beyond sleazy. How Democrats turn a blind eye to all of this is beyond me.
Broke up with his ex SIL (barf) and married some woman from a South Africa 10 days after meeting her
Joe Biden, of course!
The Biden family.
Definitely the Bidens
reality check says
. Caligula on perverted Biden’s.
Force female FBI see naked “Joes naked swim
Have an affair with your dying brothers wife
Leave own wife
Try to clean the mess for dads campaign by callously throwing off widow for the campaign wif
Disregard emotional destruction ,pain within the family. The children were last- the damage will live on
Then, the Ukraine Biden China Hunter Biden deals. Kerry and BidensThere will be at least one journalist who can see the emperor has no new clothes-…
Family: Biden Family.
[Optional] What do you think will happen? They’ll stick that idiot son of theirs in a corner and tell him to keep his mouth shut and his pants zipped. I think behind the scenes, they are a hot mess!!!
The Bidens. Daddy running for prez and hunter broke up with his deceased brothers wife and I think just got married. Uber creepy.
The Biden family. This is Hunter Biden. What a sleeze.
The Biden family. Hunter Biden was dating his brothers widow. He broke up with her after complaints about the creep factor, and has now married a woman from South Africa who now lives in Los Angeles. He met her a month ago. When he divorced his first wife, she accused him of spending their money on prostitutes.
It’s a creepy family
Biden’s son Hunter I think his name is.
Good lord, I am sooooooooo tired of all politics, both parties!
The Bidens. This is one strange family with absolutely zero self awareness. Hunter Biden divorces his wife and 3 kids while having an affair with the wife of his brother (now deceased). Dad announces. Hunter, sketchy deals, drug abuser, breaks up with the widow. Gets a new gf that looks 12yo from South Africa and suddenly marries her. What bugs me is Joe and Hunter do all this stuff in public. They have no shame, like the rules don’t apply to them.
I’m not really sure what’s going on right now, but Joe and his weirdo creepy son can’t seem to get out of their own way.
More craziness no one will notice.
Hunter Biden, Joe Biden’s son, recently divorced, was dating late brother’s wife, then just got married in a secret ceremony to a young South African woman. I’m sure he thought that would make him look more stable but he just seems like an impulsive nut.
The Bidens, for the win!!! (Although after reading the first sentence, I thought we were heading down the Duggar family pathway, about Grandma Duggar’s passing.)
I wonder if Joe’s judgment is as bad as his son’s?
Optional: Joe will try to hide his son in any available empty closet and slam the door shut on that bag of skivvy skeletons! 😀
Joe Biden – his son that dated his other son’s widow, broke up with her, and married someone else almost immediately.
The Bidens. Ew.
Family: The Bidens. Hunter Biden previously dated his deceased brother’s widow, but now has moved on to secretly marrying Melissa Cohen. I guess she’s got a shady past too?
[Optional] What do you think will happen? Joe Biden will try to keep Hunter out of the spotlight as much as possible while he runs for President in 2020.
Gotta be the loathsome Trumps and Trump junior causing the trouble.
Retracting this,sadly, it’s Joe Biden’s awful son, the bad seed. I’m so sorry for Jill and Joe.
Yep, it’s the loathsome Biden family. The wandering hotdog strikes again! And I suspect that Daddy Joe may have the same issue but manages to “hide” it better thru “friendly” groping of every woman he meets.
I think because the kids are grown it means a lot less. Every family has a black sheep and a philandering drug addict is not that bad among the WASPS.
From the clues I’d say Biden’s weirdo son. Not sure what the new scandal is though.
The funny thing is they are so worried about how he family looks, but look at what’s going on currently in politics. Everyone is trash.
Biden’s and creepy son Hunter
I think this will come to light before the 20 elections and will hurt his presidential efforts. Let’s hope so.
You’re definitely talking about the Bidens and their creepy son.
I predict this will be enough for Biden to lose. He can’t get his own house in shape.
The Bidens? Yikes.
Uhh…Joe might win the nomination, lol
Family: Biden’s 🤦🏻♀️
The Biden son. Just married some chick from another country……after he broke it off with his dead brother’s wife. That boy is a loose cannon. And Creepy Joe is nothing to write home about.
The Biden Family, son Hunter
I think ‘ole Joe is has a problem & digging a deeper hole is not the way to handle this issue.
Joe Biden’s son Hunter broke up with his brother’s widow and married someone named Melissa Cohen. Apparently some scandal there as well.
with a twist says
Hunter Biden has secretly married someone just two months after breaking up with his late brother’s widow.
That felt gross to write.
I’m assuming the scandal is that this is actually a shotgun wedding, but they’ll probably try to be cagey about her due date when it’s finally revealed.
No idea what will happen; not sure that it matters. That reputation is well and truly tarnished.
Hunter and Joe Biden
The Biden family and his one son who was dating the wife of his deceased son. Hopefully it will make a moderate like Biden pull out of the presidential race so that a truly progressive candidate can run and beat Trump!
Question: if a “moderate” Hillary Clinton couldn’t win votes in enough red states, why would you think a MORE left/liberal candidate is going to turn those red states blue? Because the person who wins the election must win the electoral college – which means even if 2x as many people in California vote for a progressive candidate, it doesn’t change the electoral college outcome.
Joe Biden’s family. Not sure what they will do….the Dems and MSM are really gunning for him. Frankly, I think their son is uncontrollable, and he’ll probably be divorced before the 2020 election. But what grossed me out today even more than his creepy son’s new marriage is the fact that today Joe said that if he’s elected, he’s going to cure cancer. Arrogant. It’s as if he’s saying, “If you don’t vote for me, you’re voting for cancer.”
I predict he’ll be as successful as Jerry Lewis curing MD.
beau biden- biden family even more creepy
Joe needs to drop out.
Whatever is needed to sweep it under the rug.
Not Trump. Pay closer attention to the non-MSM news.
Thank you, AHHA3. +1!!!!!!!
High Steppa says
AHHA3 – +++++ 1
Family: The Biden family
Hunter Biden’s new relationship will probably end after the election, should Joe Biden become the Democratic Presidential candidate.
Certainly hope he doesn’t win-he is creepy around little girls
Joe BIden’s creep of a son just got married in a quickie Vegas ceremony
This is Hunter Biden. He’s a creep but he’s an adult, responsible for his own behavior. Just because his family is not openly criticizing him doesn’t mean they approve of his erratic actions.
Joe Biden, Hunter Biden