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Delicate and Disgusting Delivery

June 13, 2019 Blind Gossip

[Pop Bitch] Staffers for which Member of Parliament in the South East are being tasked with some very delicate assignments?

One of them was recently asked to deliver their boss’s stool sample to their GP.

BG Notes: GP = General Practitioner, also known as a family doctor.

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MP:

[Optional] If my boss asked me to do this, I would ______ .

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  1. prinny says

    June 14, 2019 at 5:13 pm

    Yeah I don’t get the big “stink” about this either. I am sure it was all wrapped up nicely and discreet like. Lol about the turd in the clear jar comment!

  2. ChattyCat says

    June 14, 2019 at 10:15 am

    A ‘Personal assistant’ is NOT a personal slave. At least not in my country. Handling a bosses excrement is well an truelly beyond the bounds of ANY *professional* work role. Anyone who’d ask a work colleague to do such a thing clearly has no respect for others. I’d politely decline and start looking for another job.

  3. 4sixx2 says

    June 14, 2019 at 8:05 am

    I just don’t see this as a big deal. If staffers normally run personal errands then they should just do their job.

  4. MzDBDB says

    June 14, 2019 at 12:32 am

    Isn’t it usually just a pill bottle with the miniscule sample of the “goods?” Much like what I have to take to the vet for my dog? Not a big deal if it’s in a bag, etc. Besides, I doubt they even told the person what they were delivering.

  5. Heathersmist says

    June 13, 2019 at 7:12 pm

    Don’t know who it is but really?!

    It’s a normal bodily function that we ALL have…and it’s important to check especially around mid-century mark…50 for you youngsters…for colorectal cancer and other abnormalities. It’s not pretty…but (pardon the pun) very necessary! Also, beats colonoscopy any day!

    Optional; of course, no big deal.

  6. pennymoniker says

    June 13, 2019 at 4:43 pm

    If my boss asked me to do this, I’d be turning my shoe in to his GP cause that’s how far up his a* I would kick him. 👠

    • Alexis_Rose says

      June 14, 2019 at 7:40 am

      It depends on what the job duties are of the person tasked to do this. Is s/he a personal assistant? If so, that’s part of the job. If this is someone who has assigned duties in an office setting, then this is over the line and the staffer would have every right to decline the opportunity to deliver feces.

  7. YoGo8c says

    June 13, 2019 at 11:43 am

    All I know is it has to be someone who isn’t bothered about ‘leaks’, haha. As most people take medical samples themselves.

    Optional, would I take my boss’ sample? Of course, if they were in a fix. It’s no big deal. It’s all sealed up in a vial and usually in an envelope. It’s not as if you’re running around with it smeared on your hands.

    • Midwestgurl says

      June 14, 2019 at 11:09 am

      This answer cracks me up. “Smeared on your hands”

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