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Three Troubled Singers

[Blind Gossip] These three female singers are all having the same problem at the same time!

All three are currently solo artists, all three have experienced enormous success in their careers… and all three are having trouble filling performance venues.

We’re talking about hundred or thousands of empty seats at some performances where you can buy a ticket for as little as $20-50! If they are depending on their tours to make money, they need to reevaluate what they are doing.

We’ve talked before about options for filling the venues: discounted tickets, free tickets, closing off some sections, etc.

Now let’s talk about options for actually cancelling the performances: venue problems, production problems, illness, injury, family crisis, pregnancy (or “pregnancy”).

Lots of options there!

Or maybe they could team up and form a mini version of the Spice Girls? Now that would be interesting…

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Three Singers:

[Optional] What will each of the singers do?

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  6. Janet Jackson
    Beyonce
    maybe Maria Carey?

    I think we’re all sick of the high priced tickets to go and see “Divas” who are always late. They should all retire.

  9. Taylor Swift
    Beyoncé
    Katy Perry(? I forgot she had even put out an album to tour)

  10. Mariah, Janet Jackson, Madonna

    Mariah’s ego is going to have a stroke. Janet is just going to go back into obscurity, where she’s been for the last 15 years. Madonna will reinvent herself again and give it another go…

    These three will never be on the same stage at the same time…

  13. Three Singers: Rihanna, Taylor Swift, Katy Perry

    [Optional] What will each of the singers do?
    Rihanna will announce pregnancy
    Katy will fake a pregnancy
    Taylor will blame everything on an “injury”

  15. Janet Jackson and Taylor Swift, and Gaga.
    Local radio announcer said “Second Taylor Swift date added due to demand…” followed by “Prime seats still available for [first date]” LOL. Swift has put music out/toured 6 of the last 9 years… it’s impossible to be equally creative across that span and at that pace. Flip side, Jackson & Gaga are mercurial with releases. Joanne was a big departure and likely put off early fans, like early-2000’s U2, while Jackson released just 2 albums in 10…

  16. Beyonce
    Mel B.
    I was thinking Madonna, but a tour this year is not certain, so I’ll go with Britney.

  19. Beyoncé, Mariah Carey, and Gwen Estefani

    Beyoncé will be “pregnant”, Mariah Carey will “say she isn’t sick”, Gwen Estefani will be “pregnant”.

  24. I know Beyoncé and Kate Perry are struggling. Not sure about #3. I want to say Taylor Swift, but she seems to be the popular one right now.