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Thirst Trap After Unfunny

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[Blind Gossip] When this gorgeous actress started dating that much younger actor earlier this year, we let you know that it wasn’t a genuine relationship.

It worked, though!

Did you notice that our actress was suddenly getting covered in the media every single day?

Yes, she was getting even more publicity than she had during that ugly breakup with her cheating husband!

No, it didn’t matter that her new man was an unfunny mess. No, it didn’t make her look like the smartest tool in the shed for hooking up with Unfunny Actor.

It was all about the attention and the publicity and she got what she wanted. Her social media numbers skyrocketed.

After the “relationship” with Unfunny Actor ran its course, she immediately started looking for a replacement.

Given her newly-raised profile, it should have been easy.

The criteria for a new beau?

Another attention-getter. Someone the press wants to report on every day.

Brains and sobriety and age-appropriateness? Completely optional.

Unfortunately, despite those low standards, it’s been six months without so much as a nibble.

The irony is that her relationship with [Unfunny Actor], despite all the publicity, has actually caused other men in the industry to avoid her.

Going out with [Unfunny] was a serious downgrade for her. She isn’t some twenty year old making a dumb mistake or working her way up the dating ladder. She’s a forty-something actress coming off an ugly divorce who looks attention-crazed.

But she is still beautiful and famous. Doesn’t that count for absolutely anything anymore?

Frankly, some of our male actors look at her and think she is hot but a bit long in the tooth and a bit loony.

She is having trouble getting a new boyfriend. That’s why she is now going full thirst trap with her photos and social media.

Isn’t there an Instagram influencer or a second-rate professional athlete out there who would be interested in Thirst Trap?

Similar: Licker And Cheater

Thirst Trap Actress:

Unfunny Actor:

[Optional] On a scale of 1-10, how attractive is she?

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  5. brooney says

    Kate Beckinsale
    Pete Davidson
    She is gorgeous. I always used to say if I could look like anyone in Hollywood it would be her.
    Not anymore, desperation is not attractive.

  12. GooglyMoogly says

    Kate Beckinsale
    Pete Davidson
    I think she’s beautiful, but sounds like she’s desperate. Hollywood is fickle. Maybe she’d have better luck back in the UK?

    Points to BG for the blue cat! I recognize it and own lots of their work…!!

  16. melrose71 says

    Kate Beckinsale and Pete Davidson. I don’t think it’s right to give anyone a number, but I do think she’s pretty and looks a little different than when she was in her twenties.

  34. VickyLou says

    Thirst Trap Actress: Kate Beckinsale
    Unfunny Actor: Pete Davidson

    [Optional] Attractiveness: 9/10
    + Beautiful, smart, great figure & career
    – Not great actress, absolutely desperate.
    She comes across as highly insecure. Actually, I feel for her. She lost her father young (him 31, her 5). Shame she didn’t stay with Martin Sheen. Not the looker, but solid for her.

  36. Midsomerfan says

    Kate Beckinsale
    Pete Davidson
    I think she is absolutely gorgeous, easily an 8 though I don’t like to think in those terms.
    An unintended consequence of her relationship with PD is that everyone looks at her and thinks „she looks fantastic but ugh, she dated him!“

  40. CanaryCry says

    Kate Beckinsale & Pete Davidson? I knew better than to believe her coyness whenever the paps captured the two. She seemed so thirsty to be a hot property in her middle age.

    Never was a fan of hers, since she always was prone to unleashing TMI in words & pics.

  43. Zafona says

    Thirst Trap Actress: Kate B.
    Unfunny Actor: Pete D.
    [Optional] On a scale of 1-10, how attractive is she?
    10 IMO. I would date her at once. Why people say she’s loony? Staged relationships are normal in Hollywood, most celebrieties do them sometimes.

  44. KCeagle says

    Kate Beckinsale
    Pete “train wreck” Davidson

    Kate is still a stunning beauty. Why she’s lowering her standards and dating shrek wrecks like Petey is astonishing. Kate is a regal Leo and needs a consort.. aka arm candy worthy of her mettle. Kick the frog faces to the curb and find a down on his luck Prince Charming.

  47. menageafoie says

    Kate Beckinsale and Pete Davidson.

    Pete is definitely a minus 10 in my book! I cannot even see why anyone would hook up with him; real or fake! It’s a desperate move for anyone.

  54. Tootles says

    Kate Beckinsale is the thirst trap. Unfunny Actor is Pete the mess, was engaged to Ari. A 3/10 (and thats for her lovely hair) She left the gorgeous Michael Sheen for Len Wizeman who was only ever into his own reflection then got replaced for a younger model. Famous brilliant daddy but Kate is decidedly mediocre. Pete was a huge downgrade and a career endng wrong move

  78. nadezhda says

    Kate Beckinsale
    Pete Davidson
    She’s very attractive. For any age! I would say a 10. The men doth protest too much. A bit long in the tooth? George Clooney is a dinosaur & a lot of women would!

  88. Gerseychick says

    Pete Davidson
    Kate Beckinsale
    Pete is a good guy…He lost his Dad in New York on 9/11..When he made his first million he bought his Mom a Beautiful House in Staten Island….Beckinsale should be so lucky…..Team Pete….

  89. LizardQueen says

    Kate Beckinsale
    Pete Davidson (sp?)

    Funny… I sent a photo of hers to my cousin saying and saying how Thirsty she is being on her social media. Ew.
    I’m not going to scale her, but she is beautiful (imo)! Which is why doing all that is just EW!

  90. hotwingz555 says

    Thirst Trap Actress: Kate beckinsale

    Unfunny Actor: Pete Davidson

    10! She is absolutely beautiful, especially for her age. She’s hotter than most 20 year olds.

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