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Thirst Trap After Unfunny

[Blind Gossip] When this gorgeous actress started dating that much younger actor earlier this year, we let you know that it wasn’t a genuine relationship.

It worked, though!

Did you notice that our actress was suddenly getting covered in the media every single day?

Yes, she was getting even more publicity than she had during that ugly breakup with her cheating husband!

No, it didn’t matter that her new man was an unfunny mess. No, it didn’t make her look like the smartest tool in the shed for hooking up with Unfunny Actor.

It was all about the attention and the publicity and she got what she wanted. Her social media numbers skyrocketed.

After the “relationship” with Unfunny Actor ran its course, she immediately started looking for a replacement.

Given her newly-raised profile, it should have been easy.

The criteria for a new beau?

Another attention-getter. Someone the press wants to report on every day.

Brains and sobriety and age-appropriateness? Completely optional.

Unfortunately, despite those low standards, it’s been six months without so much as a nibble.

The irony is that her relationship with [Unfunny Actor], despite all the publicity, has actually caused other men in the industry to avoid her.

Going out with [Unfunny] was a serious downgrade for her. She isn’t some twenty year old making a dumb mistake or working her way up the dating ladder. She’s a forty-something actress coming off an ugly divorce who looks attention-crazed.

But she is still beautiful and famous. Doesn’t that count for absolutely anything anymore?

Frankly, some of our male actors look at her and think she is hot but a bit long in the tooth and a bit loony.

She is having trouble getting a new boyfriend. That’s why she is now going full thirst trap with her photos and social media.

Isn’t there an Instagram influencer or a second-rate professional athlete out there who would be interested in Thirst Trap?

Similar: Licker And Cheater

Thirst Trap Actress:

Unfunny Actor:

[Optional] On a scale of 1-10, how attractive is she?

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  1. craisins86 says

    As others have said, it’s Kate. Physically she is maybe an 8.5 (scoring harshly), & she is v. intelligent, but she is self-obsessed and not a very nice person, which makes her much less attractive. In spite of her beauty if I were a man I would not date her for these reasons.

  2. brksideduo says

    Kate/Pete.
    The guys who drop her score just because she’s with been with Pete probably can’t comPete… down there…

  4. 4sixx2 says

    Unfunny disaster Pete Davidson’s ex, crazy Kate Beckinsale. Physically, she’s a 10. Brains and decision making (the parts that matter), she appears to be a 1.

  6. SouthJerseyGirl says

    Thirst Trap Actress: Kate Beckinsale

    Unfunny Actor: Pete Davidson

    [Optional] On a scale of 1-10, how attractive is she? – She is a 10! Absolutely gorgeous, but obviously incredibly insecure. That alone makes her a turn off. She now seems desparate,

  9. Tulippe says

    Definitely Kate Beckingsale, dumb move to date Pete Davidson. It just makes her look desperate for attention.

  17. Mumpus says

    Thirst Trap: Kate Beckinsale
    Unfunny Actor: Pete Davidson

    [Optional] – she’s definitely got hotter since her Shooting Fish days, so I’ll say she is an 8.5. However, the desperation is fairly cringe, which drops her down to about a …. 6.5

  24. ceflan says

    Kate Beckinsale. Really messed things up when she did whatever she did with Pete Davidson. Looked like she was the crazy one.

  26. Jthenurse says

    Thirst trap: Kate Beckinsale
    Unfunny: Pete Davidson
    How attractive? As a woman, my assessment may be different but I’d say very pretty but trying too hard to be twenty instead of a beautiful forty-six…which in turn makes even the most beautiful women look old and desperate. Look how glam and gorgeous Helen Mirren is looking her best authentic self.

    • craisins86 says

      Or look at Amy Adams, she’s 50 I think but she doesn’t try to act like a teenager wearing miniskirts & crop tops for shock value. AA looks very beautiful and youthful, but has a sense of dignity and doesn’t need to put it all out there.

  33. radmom says

    Kate Beckinsale and Pete Davidson. I find her attractive, but, yeah that wasn’t a good choice for her.

  38. hotwingz555 says

    Thirst Trap Actress: Kate beckinsale

    Unfunny Actor: Pete Davidson

    10! She is absolutely beautiful, especially for her age. She’s hotter than most 20 year olds.

  39. LizardQueen says

    Kate Beckinsale
    Pete Davidson (sp?)

    Funny… I sent a photo of hers to my cousin saying and saying how Thirsty she is being on her social media. Ew.
    I’m not going to scale her, but she is beautiful (imo)! Which is why doing all that is just EW!

  40. Gerseychick says

    Pete Davidson
    Kate Beckinsale
    Pete is a good guy…He lost his Dad in New York on 9/11..When he made his first million he bought his Mom a Beautiful House in Staten Island….Beckinsale should be so lucky…..Team Pete….

  43. maresley says

    Kate Beckinsale for the Thirsty Actress
    Unfunny Actor: Pete Davidson

    She’s still a beautiful woman – an 8.

  46. millergal says

    Kate Beckinsale
    Pete Davidson
    I think she is an 8… can swing to either a 7 or 9, depending on her look.

  49. nadezhda says

    Kate Beckinsale
    Pete Davidson
    She’s very attractive. For any age! I would say a 10. The men doth protest too much. A bit long in the tooth? George Clooney is a dinosaur & a lot of women would!

  53. gunther85 says

    Kate Beckingsale
    Pete Davidson
    She was pretty before (8-9) she messed up her face with all of that botox.

  66. PracticalMan says

    Kate Beckinsale and Pete Davidson.
    She’s a 10 for me.
    That “relationship” was a bad idea though.

  67. 3PtRange says

    Thirst Trap Actress: Kate Beckinsale

    Unfunny Actor: Pete Davidson

    [Optional] On a scale of 1-10, how attractive is she? Easily a 9.75.

  68. TeacherKat says

    Kate Beckinsale
    Pete Davidson
    Optional: 10. Shes gorgeous. Not the brightest, apparently, but gorgeous.

  71. traherne says

    Kate Beckinsale
    Pete Davidson

    Optional – 7? I mean, of course she’s attractive, but by Hollywood standards she’s far from the top of the heap.

  73. Tootles says

    Kate Beckinsale is the thirst trap. Unfunny Actor is Pete the mess, was engaged to Ari. A 3/10 (and thats for her lovely hair) She left the gorgeous Michael Sheen for Len Wizeman who was only ever into his own reflection then got replaced for a younger model. Famous brilliant daddy but Kate is decidedly mediocre. Pete was a huge downgrade and a career endng wrong move

  76. Balone says

    Actress: Kate Beckinsale (?)
    Unfunny Actor : Pete Davidson

    She is about a 5. They all are – photoshopped and nipped/tucked to death

  77. DenverJayhawk says

    Kate Beckinsdale and Pete Davidson

    she’s gorgeous and talented. Suspect she’s a hot mess regardless of male company.

  80. menageafoie says

    Kate Beckinsale and Pete Davidson.

    Pete is definitely a minus 10 in my book! I cannot even see why anyone would hook up with him; real or fake! It’s a desperate move for anyone.

  83. KCeagle says

    Kate Beckinsale
    Pete “train wreck” Davidson

    Kate is still a stunning beauty. Why she’s lowering her standards and dating shrek wrecks like Petey is astonishing. Kate is a regal Leo and needs a consort.. aka arm candy worthy of her mettle. Kick the frog faces to the curb and find a down on his luck Prince Charming.

  84. Zafona says

    Thirst Trap Actress: Kate B.
    Unfunny Actor: Pete D.
    [Optional] On a scale of 1-10, how attractive is she?
    10 IMO. I would date her at once. Why people say she’s loony? Staged relationships are normal in Hollywood, most celebrieties do them sometimes.

  87. CanaryCry says

    Kate Beckinsale & Pete Davidson? I knew better than to believe her coyness whenever the paps captured the two. She seemed so thirsty to be a hot property in her middle age.

    Never was a fan of hers, since she always was prone to unleashing TMI in words & pics.

  89. theotherwoman says

    Kate Beckinsale
    Pete Davidson
    She looks good for her age but there’s more to being attractive than just looks

  91. Midsomerfan says

    Kate Beckinsale
    Pete Davidson
    I think she is absolutely gorgeous, easily an 8 though I don’t like to think in those terms.
    An unintended consequence of her relationship with PD is that everyone looks at her and thinks „she looks fantastic but ugh, she dated him!“

  92. VickyLou says

    Thirst Trap Actress: Kate Beckinsale
    Unfunny Actor: Pete Davidson

    [Optional] Attractiveness: 9/10
    + Beautiful, smart, great figure & career
    – Not great actress, absolutely desperate.
    She comes across as highly insecure. Actually, I feel for her. She lost her father young (him 31, her 5). Shame she didn’t stay with Martin Sheen. Not the looker, but solid for her.

  93. nymphette says

    Kate Beckensale

    Pete Davidson.

    I love her and it did boost her name recognition. I just hope she can translate it into work.

  100. trivialtime says

    Kate beckinsale Pete Davidson (eww)
    She’s annoying so I’ll give her a very generous 4.

  110. melrose71 says

    Kate Beckinsale and Pete Davidson. I don’t think it’s right to give anyone a number, but I do think she’s pretty and looks a little different than when she was in her twenties.

  114. GooglyMoogly says

    Kate Beckinsale
    Pete Davidson
    I think she’s beautiful, but sounds like she’s desperate. Hollywood is fickle. Maybe she’d have better luck back in the UK?

    Points to BG for the blue cat! I recognize it and own lots of their work…!!

  121. brooney says

    Kate Beckinsale
    Pete Davidson
    She is gorgeous. I always used to say if I could look like anyone in Hollywood it would be her.
    Not anymore, desperation is not attractive.

  122. JohnCarson says

    Actress – Kate Beckinsale
    Actor – Pete Davidson
    She scores a 10 for me but I can see how others would not find her to be as attractive as I do