[Blind Gossip] We told you a couple of years ago that this mother’s dream publicity scenario was to have three pregnancies at once in her family. She just could not get three of her kids to do this at the same time! The fact that not a single member of the family is happily married does not matter to her. She NEVER gave up on this story line, and has been pushing for it ever since.
She’s now got two. We’re waiting for that third shoe to drop!
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[Optional] Happy for them or disgusted by them?
Family: The Kardashians
Three Shoes: Kim, Khloe, Kylie
The third shoe just dropped!
Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, and Kylie Jenner are all expecting.
Congratulations to Kris Jenner!
Why are we congratulating Kris?
Well, if you think that three of her five daughters are “coincidentally” pregnant all at once, you haven’t been paying attention to the Kardashian Business Model your friends at Blind Gossip have been telling you about for the past few years!
You think that the Kardashians are a family.
The Kardashians are actually a completely manufactured business enterprise.
It’s not just their faces and their bodies that are manufactured. It’s their stories. Their fortunes – both individually and collectively – are completely dependent on creating dramatic story lines as a family.
The drama drives viewers to their TV show/s… which in turn drives social media popularity… which in turn drives product sales. Whether it’s Kardashian-branded products (e.g. Kylie’s lip kit) or the endorsement of other products (e.g. a weight-loss tea endorsement on Twitter), that’s where the Kardashians REALLY make their money.
You have to have all three components, though. If you lose the TV show, social media numbers will decline, and product sales and endorsements will fall.
That’s why their core TV show MUST succeed. And in order for it to succeed, they need to create DRAMA.
Kris Jenner knows that the weddings and babies are the ultimate drama. They create multiple story lines, photo ops, and product ties that can be stretched out over many months.
Blind Gossip told you TWO YEARS AGO that Kris Jenner was pursuing a story line where three members of her family would become pregnant all at once (See Pregnant Pregnant Pregnant).
She finally succeeded!
- Kim Kardashian is pregnant by rapper Kanye West via surrogate.
- Khloe Kardashian is pregnant by athlete Tristan Thompson.
- Kylie Jenner is pregnant by rapper Travis Scott.
The men are actually irrelevant here. The ONLY thing that matters is the complete exploitation of all of the marketing opportunities created by the three concurrent pregnancies.
All three women are due within a month of each other. Expect a relentless marketing onslaught over the next few months.
Cha ching! Kris Jenner has finally hit the jackpot!
Congratulations to everyone who got this one right! Gemini1993 was first!