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The Rebound Girl

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[Blind Gossip] This blind item has nothing to do with basketball and everything to do with relationships.

Rebound Girl is a pretty, foreign-born actress.

She specializes in American movies.

And foreign TV series.

And dating famous male actors.

If you are a handsome young actor about to split with your volatile pop star wife… Rebound Girl is on vacation with you practically before you even announce your split!

If you are a middle-age actor about to divorce your singing wife… Rebound Girl is there on your arm five minutes later, supporting you throughout your difficult separation!

If you are an pensive young actor coming off of a yearlong relationship with the daughter of another famous actor… Rebound Girl is there with her bikini and her tongue to assure you and the world that you are still desirable!

You might think that this must simply be an incredible coincidence.

No.

She knows that actors are closely followed by the media right after a breakup. She keeps track of which relationships are in trouble and gets in there before the split is announced and when the guys are most vulnerable. She is very smart and strategic about it.

So she’s not a rebound girl by accident. She’s actually prowling around on the sidelines, waiting for your relationship to go amiss!

There’s only one glitch, though.

The actors figure out pretty quick that she is the one calling the paparazzi to let them know where they are and to get those “exclusive” photos. That’s why the relationships never last for more than a few months.

If she wants to permanently hook one of these men, it sounds like Rebound Girl is going to have to do a little more work on her strategy!

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Rebound Girl:

The Actors:

[Optional] Do you think she will eventually marry a famous actor?

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  4. BooStrawberry says

    Eiza Gonzalez
    Liam Hemsworth, Josh Dummell, Timothee Chalamet

    Do you think she will eventually marry a famous actor? Only if he’s the male jlo – thirsty, fame hungry & needs it for the career boosting/saving publicity.

    She lacks talent & that ‘it’ factor.

  12. Amandavt70 says

    Eiza Gonzalez
    Liam Hemsworth ex Miley Cyrus
    Josh Duhamel ex Fergie
    Timothy Chalamet ex Lily Rose Depp.
    I think she will bag an actor if thats what she wants , i think she is a gorgeous looking woman, Good Luck to her.

  13. JoshuaTree says

    Eiza Gonzalez.

    Liam Hemsworth during his first breakup with Miley.

    Josh Duhamel after Fergie Split

    Timothee Chalamet after his breakup with Lily Rose Depp.

  17. amagod121 says

    Maddison Brown? She literally seemed to date Liam Hemsworth for one day. Or a half of one.

    Actors: Liam Hemsworth. And that’s the only one I know of.

    Optnl: Naaaaaw.

  20. gailpow says

    Rebound Girl is Eiza Gonzalez, famous for rebounding with Liam Hemsworth, after Miley break, Josh Duhamel, after Fergie break and Timothee Chalamet, after the Rose Depp contract ended. She might be able to catch a famous actor eventually, Keep trying, Eiza.

  46. OochieWoochie says

    Rebound Girl: Eiza González

    The Actors: Liam Hemsworth, Josh Duhamel and Timothée Chalamet.

    [Optional] Do you think she will eventually marry a famous actor? I’ll eat my pet budgie if she does.

  50. Monkey says

    Eiza Gonzales.
    Actors: Liam Hemsworth, Timothy Chalamet, Josh Duhamel.

    Will she marry a famous actor? Maybe an older actor past his peak – even though she’s desperately trying to hook someone younger before they realise what she’s doing. I did find it fishy that her and Liam were ‘caught’ smooching by his car in an empty parking lot. Next guy should be careful she doesn’t ‘accidentally’ fall pregnant.

  51. cocobeans says

    Rebound Girl: Eiza González

    The Actors: Liam Hemsworth, Josh Duhamel and Timothee Chalamet

    [Optional] Do you think she will eventually marry a famous actor? perhaps if she meets someone famous enough and fame hungry enough to put up the other her fame seeking be

  54. tinygiraffe says

    Rebound Girl: Eiza Gonzalez

    The Actors: Liam Hemsworth, Josh Duhamel and Timothée Chalamet

    [Optional] Do you think she will eventually marry a famous actor? Yes, eventually. Or she’ll pull a Miranda Kerr and find some rich tech bro

  55. jintylil says

    Rebound girl – Eliza Gonzalez
    Handsome actor – Liam Hemsworth
    Middle aged actor – Josh Duhamel
    Young actor – Timothee Chalamet
    Young actor’s ex – Lily Rose Depp

    Answer to question – Probably someone mega rich

  58. Vampira says

    LOL…She may be pretty in the “after” photos, anyway. They call her the Mexican Michael Jackson from all of the plastic surgery she had at a young age.

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