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The Gimmick Guy

[Blind Gossip] Many people would love to receive fitness-related gifts for Christmas or Hanukkah.

They want gifts that will help them actively improve their health, like a FitBit activity tracker, some wireless headphones for the gym, a ClassPass gift card, a great pair or running shoes, a gym membership, or a Peloton bike.

Ha. Just kidding about that last one.

You can’t blame The Peloton Girl for being scared when her spin class is led by Dwight Schrute.

Anyway, the items listed above are gifts for people who are looking to be more physically active.

Hey, if it takes a piece of equipment or a structured class to get you moving, go for it.

Not this singer!

His health has been shaky, so he went to the doctor several months ago.

The doctor told him to do stuff like go to the gym several time a week and go for hikes and eat more protein and vegetables and get plenty of sleep.

He’s also supposed to be taking his meds and going for talk therapy.

That sounds like sensible, standard health advice.

So of course he’s not doing that.

Instead of taking an active approach to health, he appears to be taking a passive approach that involve a lot of gimmicks.

For the past couple of months, he decided he wanted to try other things instead. He’s doing cupping and acupuncture and vitamin drips. He’s also doing these Chinese herbs. I don’t know what kind.

Actually, some of these things sound like Traditional Chinese Medicine remedies. Perhaps he’s given up on Western medicine?

In that case, no Peloton bike for you, Singer!

Whatever is happening, we hope that he gets his qi in order soon.

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  1. ILoveNutella says

    jayden smith? he looks sick and he is the type of person who would believe natural medicine is better, i don’t consider him a singer though.

  7. spookie says

    Tempted to say Bieber, but he looks fit although he’s lost weight. Obviously unhealthy, but not “go to the gym to fix this” unhealthy.

    Ed Sheeran maybe?

  13. aaaDacia says

    Bieber. An article today said he was getting his monthly iv. Whatever the hell is in that, who knows. He has been pictured quite a bit with cupping marks on his back. He’s entitled and lazy, why actually do the work when you don’t have to. It’ll get him in the end. Hee looks bad. Bad weight, bad color, bad hair. Just bad

  23. High Steppa says

    Poor Biebs. Some people will do everything except for the work. I used to be a personal trainer for people looking to get back into fitness, and I’ve had to drop clients before – they just refuse to do what needs to be done, but they’ll use essential oils, cupping, trendy diets….anything but cutting calories and breaking a sweat.

  29. NativeAtlantaGirl says

    I am guessing Bieber. He looks better than Aaron Carter… but everyone looks better than him

    Nothing wrong with trying natural and alternative therapies – BUT they don’t replace eating healthy, moving your body, and sleep. And doing multiple alternative therapies at once makes it difficult to assess if things are working.

  30. christined says

    Justin Bieber

    There were photos of him walking around with an IV tube.

    He doesn’t look well at all.