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The Biden Buddy

[Blind Gossip] We told you before that this man chose a very specific prop to help him land the job he wanted.

That didn’t work out as planned.

Not that his girlfriend was a liability. It was more about him just not having the right stuff to make make it to the top of the Democrat’s presidential ticket.

For a while, he considered some alternatives. Like coming out. Or saying that he was bi. That could have been plausible. After all, his girlfriend had eased the path for him by coming out first.

He didn’t, though, and stayed the course until the money ran out. That seat in the Oval Office and that white wedding in the White House wasn’t going to happen.

He held on to the girlfriend, though.

Wait. Why?

It turns out that her role is not over!

For a hot minute there, he thought he would get picked as Vice President. He became Biden’s buddy. That is not going to happen. Now he’s hoping for a Cabinet position.

That is why she is still around. Not physically, of course. She’s living elsewhere. She wasn’t going to hole up with him for months just to keep the charade going.

So now an occasional social media post is all that is necessary to keep this relationship alive while our politician continues his rise through the ranks.

It’s easy to fake a relationship when you don’t have to see each other at all!

Sounds like this pair is going to continue for at least another six months. More if Joe Biden wins.

Similar: White House And White Dress

Couple:

[Optional]  Who should/will Joe Biden pick for his Vice President? Will they win? Please keep your comments civil.

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  1. ItsBouquet says

    Nobody cares if he’s gay. Pete Buttigieg (spelling?) was my favourite in the primaries and isn’t he married to a man?

    I don’t know who Biden will pick, I’ll be happy with anyone as long as the democrats are in the White House again.

  2. aaasuzyq says

    Cory Booker and Rosario Dawson

    I think it will be a brokered convention. Michelle Obama will either be the top of the ticket or the VP nomination.

    If Biden had the sense to pick Tulsi Gabbard he might pull undecided and even some conservative votes but he doesn’t. I pray he does not pick that schoolmarm shrew Elizabeth Warren. Staci Abrams is an under-experienced lightweight and Kamala Harris has some interesting baggage from her past. Amy Klobluchar might generate interest.

  9. RonaBarrett says

    Corey Booker & Rosario Dawson.

    He should pick Bernie Sanders instead of dissing the entire progressive wing of the party.

  10. letinstar says

    Corey Booker/ Rosario Dawson

    Biden should pick a woman. I’m Ok with Elizabeth Warren, Stacey Abrams or Kamala Harris.

    They better win!

  19. Monysmom says

    Corey Booker and Rosario Dawson

    I think Biden will pick Gretchen Whitmer or Amy Klobuchar but personally I am impressed with Val Demings, after watching her during the impeachment hearings

  21. angelbratt says

    Corey booker and Rosario Dawson

    If he wins, America is screwed! He sold us out to the Ukraine, he’s a little girl hair smelling Pervy piece of manure!

  22. Searlait says

    It’s way too early to be saying Biden will be President and picking a VP or cabinet members. A running mate, yes.

  23. badgerette85 says

    Cory Booker/Rosario Dawson
    Op- he will pick a woman possibly Kamala or Abrams. HClinton wishes so
    Op2- I certainly hope not- he is not well enough or capable to lead. His family needs to convince him to pull out due to cognitive ailments and/or onset of dementia. Sad.

  24. amagod121 says

    Corey Booker and Rosario Dawson.

    Optnl: the most middle of the road and honorable person available. Can’t really think of anyone at the moment but NOT, NOT Hillary “I am NOT a crook!” ( yes, you are! ) Clinton.
    (Can we get a hologram of Abe Lincoln for the VP role??)

  25. MinnieMe says

    Cory Booker and Rosario Dawson
    He won’t need to pick; he won’t be the nominee. They’ll pick someone else before they waste their money on Creepy Joe.

  26. stickaforkinit says

    Corey Booker and Rosario Dawson. They both are jokes now. She pretended he was in the green room when she was on Jimmy Fallon. Puh-Leez

  32. charlene2345 says

    Cory Booker.

    OMG, who cares what gender the person is he chooses to date??? Just be honest about it, and people would respect you more! Mayor Pete never hid who he was married to, and no one seemed to mind- he certainly got farther in the race than Booker did. This is 2020, not 1920.

  37. rosarybjork says

    Bookers beard Rosario Dawson

    Who should/will Joe Biden pick for his Vice President? Will they win? He needs to balance the ticket, so someone from a big state. I don’t do politics.

  38. omgimbackagain says

    Cory Cory Cory … getting nowhere and fooling no one. And Rosario … why Rosario why?

    Who should Biden choose for VP? Hard question to answer because I don’t want Biden to be the nominee to begin with…

  41. luddite2 says

    Corey Booker of the Newark docks boys and Rosario Dawson. Likely a woman vp running mate from a large at play state, but don’t discount Kamala Harris or Duval Patrick.

  46. spunkfunker says

    Cory Booker

    I don’t care who it is as long as it is someone who can crush Pence in the debates, and help lead to a landslide in the fall!

  48. WhatNowDems says

    Optional: I don’t know who Joe can pick who would be an asset. The Dems have kind of fallen apart over hating Trump, and pushing Russia for 3 long years. I just don’t see any rehabilitation at this point.
    If they want to win again in the future, they need to redefine themselves, listen to ‘real Democrats’, and back away from the fringe element. Pelosi, Schumer, and Schiff have done them no favors.

  49. WhatNowDems says

    It’s Cory Booker and Rosario Dawson, and he’s not rising through the ranks. He sank like a lead balloon, even before he started pretend-dating her.

    Cory seems like a nice fella, but he just doesn’t have an identifiable character. He swings this way and that, whichever way the prevailing winds blow.

    Choosing a beard over just saying “I’m Cory Booker, and I’m gay” proves my point. No identity, too easily led, and no strength.

  50. beachchick218 says

    Booker.

    Dementia Joe should not even be running. If he wins…it will be a shadow goverment. Very scary indeed. Americans need to be aware of this and what it means for the future of our great country.

    IMHO, there isn’t a democrat worthy of being the president.

    Maga!

  52. VegasMike says

    This is pretty obvious to anyone who has been on BG for very long…

    Cory/Rosario

    He should pick a woman. I think Biden/Warren would be the best ticket.

    Will they win? God, I hope so!!

  56. YooooJessica says

    Rosario Dawson & Cory Booker

    Bidens going to pick Michelle Obama. I hope they don’t win. He doesn’t even know where he is most of the time!

  58. pancakeonastick says

    Couple: Cory Booker and Rosario Dawson

    [Optional] Who should/will Joe Biden pick for his Vice President? Will they win? Elizabeth Warren – he’s already stated that he’ll pick a woman VP, which I think is great. Warren is the strongest candidate, IMO. I hope they win! Trump needs to get gone.

  59. Gerseychick says

    Cory Booker the Worst Mayor of Newark New Jersey……
    Rosario Dawson is very Shady…Both fakes…

  60. Pinkieswear says

    Cory Booker and his beard, Rosario Dawson.

    Biden said he will pick a woman, so Cory could always go THAT route…just saying.

    Biden is a sinking ship. I watched him on a morning show today, and every time he was asked a question, he evaded answering the question by turning it back to Trump…all the while saying that Trump never answers the questions.

  62. jerseymom says

    Couple: Corey Booker & Rosario Dawson

    It’s a shame, really. Booker, in his early days, seemed to be a stand up guy. He really sold his soul to the devil to advance his career.

    I honestly don’t think Biden will end up being the Democratic candidate. Watch for shenanigans galore at the convention. This will be an election based on Hollywood appeal, not real political acumen. Watch “Wag the Dog,” if you haven’t already for a primer.