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The Bed Sheet Sniffer

January 23, 2020 Blind Gossip

[Pop Bitch] This Member of Parliament told a hugely graphic story about a drunken night of shagging they once had.

The encounter resulted in them having to conduct a full sniff-inspection of their bed sheets shortly afterwards. 

Why?

Because they couldn’t readily account for the unusually large wet patch they’d created!

Similar: Not Wrapping It Up Yet

MP:

[Optional] How often do you change the sheets on your bed?

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  1. Fried Gold says

    January 26, 2020 at 11:53 am

    I’m gonna say Liz Truss. She’s got form.

  2. munkeemunkee says

    January 25, 2020 at 4:04 pm

    Is this about Boris’s Johnson? Ewwww.

  3. letinstar says

    January 24, 2020 at 10:25 am

    GROSS!!!!

  4. RockstarLovechild says

    January 24, 2020 at 8:58 am

    I’d love this to be Esther McVey. She’s dreadful

  5. omgimbackagain says

    January 23, 2020 at 3:07 pm

    Johnson
    Weekly

  6. The Big D says

    January 23, 2020 at 1:26 pm

    No idea but this is funny as heck.

    I change my sheets and blankets every 2 to 3 days because my two dogs spend most of their free time on my bed and they really get it grimy.

  7. kittymyers says

    January 23, 2020 at 11:48 am

    Euuwwww

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