[Pop Bitch] This Member of Parliament told a hugely graphic story about a drunken night of shagging they once had.
The encounter resulted in them having to conduct a full sniff-inspection of their bed sheets shortly afterwards.
Why?
Because they couldn’t readily account for the unusually large wet patch they’d created!
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MP:
[Optional] How often do you change the sheets on your bed?
kittymyers says
Euuwwww
The Big D says
No idea but this is funny as heck.
I change my sheets and blankets every 2 to 3 days because my two dogs spend most of their free time on my bed and they really get it grimy.
omgimbackagain says
Johnson
Weekly
RockstarLovechild says
I’d love this to be Esther McVey. She’s dreadful
letinstar says
GROSS!!!!
munkeemunkee says
Is this about Boris’s Johnson? Ewwww.
Fried Gold says
I’m gonna say Liz Truss. She’s got form.