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The Beach Walker

September 4, 2019 Blind Gossip

[Blind Gossip] When you think of the words “celebrity” and “lift”, you probably think about facial plastic surgery.

In the case of this very rich (net worth over $100M) entertainment industry star, you would be right. He has indeed had a face lift.

However, we would like to talk about our celebrity’s other kind of lift!

He likes to say that he is 5’9″, but that’s not even close. He is actually just under 5’7″. He wears custom lifts in every shoe and every boot. That’s why he favors pants with wide bottoms.

Does he ever not wear lifts?

He knows he is always being photographed, so the only time he doesn’t wear lifts when he is barefoot, like at the beach.

Fun fact: If he is walks along the beach with another person, he always makes sure that the other person is closer to the water.

That way, they sink into the sand more and he can walk on the drier and more elevated side and look taller!

While we don’t judge people for their height, we do think it’s funny that he is so self-conscious about his height that he actually calculates how he is going to walk along the beach!

Similar: Nutbag And Douchebag

Man:

[Optional] Are you more likely to lie about your height or your weight?

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  1. jrgius says

    September 5, 2019 at 9:01 pm

    Cowell 100%, everytime you see he’s wearing those hideous big bell/boot cut pants and it looks SO out of style!

  2. mominmo says

    September 5, 2019 at 7:09 pm

    Cowell claims to be 5’9″. Seacrest and Cruise both claim to be 5’7″ (and are probably shorter than that, at least Cruise).

    RDJ claims to be 5’9″ also but this sounds more like Cowell.

  3. DavyRogers says

    September 5, 2019 at 12:02 pm

    I had no idea Cowell was short. Many short men are hot AF. If there is any real discrimination in the world that’s not bogus BS it’s discrimination on short men. Everybody hates on them and jokes about it.

  4. sophiet1001 says

    September 5, 2019 at 10:57 am

    Definitely Simon Cowell. Hes regularly at the beach and if you look at photos online hes usually furthest away from the water!!!! Hes had some work done recently too. Plus the blind refers to someone in the entertainment industry rather than a film star or singer!

  5. Didgemummy says

    September 5, 2019 at 9:54 am

    Simon Cowell, those long boot cut jeans he wears hide his heeled boots, there is also something a bit off about his face lately.

  6. lealeablue2 says

    September 5, 2019 at 9:38 am

    Simon Cowell

    Ridiculous vanity. Those long trousers fool no one

  7. Swells says

    September 5, 2019 at 7:08 am

    Tom Cruise

  8. HotTeacher88 says

    September 5, 2019 at 7:04 am

    Tom Cruise. I will never tell my weight. Never. Nobody guesses because I carry it well. So not bothering.

  9. yashenny says

    September 5, 2019 at 7:00 am

    I get Tom Cruise vibes but Leo DiCaprio is ALWAYS photographed on a beach so maybe him instead?

  10. eddie29 says

    September 5, 2019 at 6:42 am

    Tom Cruise

  11. SureFineWhatever says

    September 5, 2019 at 5:51 am

    Simon Cowell always wears baggy pants, I guess to cover up his lifts. It explains now why he always stands like he is clenching his butt cheeks. Simon, didnt anyone tell you that wearing heels accentuates your boobs?

  12. MinnieMe says

    September 5, 2019 at 5:37 am

    Tom Cruise
    Not really.

  13. DetLaToya says

    September 5, 2019 at 5:11 am

    Ryan Seacrest. Of course.

  14. zzzlisac says

    September 5, 2019 at 5:02 am

    Tom Cruise

  15. Blairxoxo says

    September 5, 2019 at 4:23 am

    Simon Cowell

  16. Bheasa2 says

    September 5, 2019 at 3:33 am

    Simon Cowell. His ridiculously long trousers are there to hide the high instep/heels on his shoes. People like RDJ seem to go the other way and wear very tapered trousers, but have shoes with a flat sole which clearly have a lift on the inside. Cowell looks like he has very small feet, too, so tries to hide behind those massive flares, which are made to hide his shoes even when sitting down (which is why they are so long). You can always tell by the unnatural rise of the shoe in the laced area.

  17. juuube says

    September 5, 2019 at 2:52 am

    Simon cowell

  18. droopyorchid says

    September 5, 2019 at 2:51 am

    Simon Cowell

  19. kelliewellie says

    September 5, 2019 at 1:52 am

    Simon Cowell.

  20. Gossipgirl89 says

    September 5, 2019 at 1:09 am

    Simon Cowell

  21. cakeboy says

    September 4, 2019 at 11:45 pm

    Tom Thumb Cruise?

  22. Parade says

    September 4, 2019 at 11:27 pm

    I’d say Tom Cruise because of his obvious issues but there’s many others too.

  23. jogale says

    September 4, 2019 at 11:07 pm

    Simon Cowell.

  24. LilibetP says

    September 4, 2019 at 11:00 pm

    Simon Cowell

  25. vblake says

    September 4, 2019 at 10:55 pm

    Simon Cowell

  26. aaaMimiL says

    September 4, 2019 at 10:44 pm

    Mark Walhberg. Optional: Neither. I like being short and I’m happy with my weight.

  27. mrw222 says

    September 4, 2019 at 9:53 pm

    Tom Cruise

  28. Virolution says

    September 4, 2019 at 8:48 pm

    Ryan Seacrest

  29. snobby says

    September 4, 2019 at 8:34 pm

    Tom Cruise

  30. Miami PoLo41 says

    September 4, 2019 at 8:26 pm

    Chris Pratt

  31. GooglyMoogly says

    September 4, 2019 at 8:10 pm

    Thomas Cruise Mapother

    I lie about my weight. I’m 5” 8” And happy to be taller than Maverick… but I could lose 10lbs and be happier… 🙂

  32. sumoma86 says

    September 4, 2019 at 7:49 pm

    Simon Cowell???

  33. 8oclock says

    September 4, 2019 at 7:32 pm

    Tom Cruise

  34. Monysmom says

    September 4, 2019 at 7:18 pm

    Johnny Depp

    Definitely my weight!

  35. spookie says

    September 4, 2019 at 6:34 pm

    Simon Cowell

    Optional: probably weight, but I don’t lie. I’m okay with others knowing I’m overweight.

  36. XcusemyEnglish says

    September 4, 2019 at 5:54 pm

    The first one to spring to mind is Tom Cruise of course, but I think that would be too obvious. Plus, I don’t think I’ve ever seen him walk along the beach with someone.

    Simon Cowell maybe? He’s had a lot of work done, is often papped at the beach, and I think he’s very rich. The word ‘judge’ could also be a clue.

  37. stickaforkinit says

    September 4, 2019 at 5:52 pm

    Simon Cowell

  38. omgimbackagain says

    September 4, 2019 at 5:51 pm

    Simon Cowell?

    I think RDJ is also self-conscious but this seems very Simon-like.

    I don’t lie about my weight, I just don’t ever get too specific about it.

  39. truebritt8 says

    September 4, 2019 at 5:41 pm

    Simon Cowell

  40. Palermo says

    September 4, 2019 at 5:40 pm

    Simon Cowell

  41. GayleStorm says

    September 4, 2019 at 5:39 pm

    At first, I was thinking this is Tom Cruise (I believe he wears lifts, as well). But the more I thought about it, I believe it’s Simon Cowell.

    Optional: Lying about either is pointless. However, if I could change either my height or weight with the wave of a magic wand, it would definitely be my weight!!

  42. Jeanesgenes says

    September 4, 2019 at 5:21 pm

    Tom Cruise…..
    Kind of hard to lie about the height…been short and now shorter. Weight, unless I have to be weighed for a copter flight… no one other than my doctor’s know.

  43. Sharper_Teeth says

    September 4, 2019 at 5:15 pm

    Simon Cowell?

  44. Sharper_Teeth says

    September 4, 2019 at 5:14 pm

    Seacrest, has to be Ryan Seacrest

  45. Sleepyandconfused says

    September 4, 2019 at 4:46 pm

    Tom Cruise
    Neither

  46. nudibee says

    September 4, 2019 at 4:37 pm

    Little Tommy Cruise?

  47. judylouise says

    September 4, 2019 at 4:37 pm

    I mean, who doesn’t this apply to? Tom Cruise? Brad Pitt? Rhys Meyers, except he doesn’t have 100 mil

  48. prinny says

    September 4, 2019 at 4:34 pm

    Got to be Tom Cruise. I heard some behind the scenes stuff about him years ago, other than the very obvious “yes he’s gay”, is that he’s extremely sensitive about his height, and does not want any men around him who are taller if he can help it. Always thought it was curious that his wives were all taller!

  49. BDBoop says

    September 4, 2019 at 4:28 pm

    Tom Cruise.

  50. theotherwoman says

    September 4, 2019 at 4:21 pm

    Simon Cowell. And no. It is what it is

  51. Dak1928 says

    September 4, 2019 at 4:20 pm

    Simon Cowell.

  52. gailpow says

    September 4, 2019 at 4:19 pm

    Man is Simon Cowell.
    I lie about my weight because I am obviously very tall.

  53. wfreshie says

    September 4, 2019 at 4:07 pm

    simon cowell he wears those special boots with the hidden lifts and always the jeans with the wide bottoms!

  54. RubyRichmond says

    September 4, 2019 at 4:02 pm

    Tom Cruise is the only one who is arrogant, vain insecure enough to do this.

  55. Anastasia Beaverhausen says

    September 4, 2019 at 3:45 pm

    Simon Cowell
    The man looks like a British joker.

  56. spunkfunker says

    September 4, 2019 at 3:31 pm

    Tom Cruise, heard this decades ago haha!

    • spunkfunker says

      September 4, 2019 at 3:32 pm

      I’m 6’3″ so I can’t hide anywhere

  57. Poppycorn144 says

    September 4, 2019 at 3:28 pm

    Simon Cowell, he’s the only guy I can think of who is clinging to the bootleg cut like it’s 2001, where everyone else and their bleeding dog are sporting skinny jeans.

  58. JBDinCA says

    September 4, 2019 at 3:24 pm

    Simon Cowell

    Clues: Judge = AGT & AI, wears bell bottom pants a lot

  59. fozzie says

    September 4, 2019 at 2:59 pm

    Simon Cowell

  60. miss_tj says

    September 4, 2019 at 2:55 pm

    TV Guy: Simon Cowell

  61. aaaLirpa says

    September 4, 2019 at 2:54 pm

    Simon Cowell

  62. Apple380 says

    September 4, 2019 at 2:49 pm

    Tom Cruise. I thought that was common knowledge?!

  63. Vampira says

    September 4, 2019 at 2:38 pm

    Tom Cruise

  64. christine75 says

    September 4, 2019 at 2:38 pm

    Simon Cowell.

    He looks horrendous.

  65. torbrewster says

    September 4, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    Simon cowell

  66. Annaliese says

    September 4, 2019 at 2:36 pm

    Tom Cruise

  67. polina says

    September 4, 2019 at 2:25 pm

    Simon

  68. QubbuQ says

    September 4, 2019 at 2:23 pm

    Simon Cowell. Every pic I see of him, the cuffs of his pants go right to the ground, with room to spare.
    More likely to lie about my weight than my height as I don’t really know what I weigh. Last I checked was 15 yrs ago or so, so I approximate when asked on a form (drivers license or such)

  69. Daisy and Pearls says

    September 4, 2019 at 2:20 pm

    Cruise

  70. Bookworm says

    September 4, 2019 at 2:15 pm

    The only one I know of who wears lifts is Tommy Boy but this doesn’t sounds like him.

  71. brksideduo says

    September 4, 2019 at 2:11 pm

    I thought Seacrest, then searched for Seacrest beach pics, and sure enough..: almost always on the high side of the beach.

  72. Gerseychick says

    September 4, 2019 at 2:10 pm

    Simon is short but has new Big Teeth…Who cares that he is short…He most be very insecure …

  73. Babycham says

    September 4, 2019 at 2:00 pm

    Simon Cowell?

  74. andyo115 says

    September 4, 2019 at 1:53 pm

    Simon Cowell

  75. wabisabi7s says

    September 4, 2019 at 1:52 pm

    RDJ

  76. whatisleft says

    September 4, 2019 at 1:51 pm

    Tom Cruise Scientology nutcase

  77. I Am PunkA says

    September 4, 2019 at 1:44 pm

    Tom Cruise. Mr. Lifts
    Weight

  78. SeijnSei says

    September 4, 2019 at 1:43 pm

    Ryan Seacrest

  79. kvetro60 says

    September 4, 2019 at 1:24 pm

    Simon Cowell

  80. aaabm93 says

    September 4, 2019 at 1:21 pm

    Simon Cowell

  81. JoshuaTree says

    September 4, 2019 at 1:18 pm

    Everything points to Tom Cruise but he never goes to the beach.

  82. claireuk says

    September 4, 2019 at 1:16 pm

    Absolutely 100% Simon Cowell!

  83. HKKnights says

    September 4, 2019 at 1:01 pm

    Hahaha!!! This has to be Simon Cowell. What has he done to his face, his head has tripled in size!

  84. WhatNowDems says

    September 4, 2019 at 1:00 pm

    Simon Cowell

    Optional: Probably my weight, when I’m in one of those ‘live in the fridge’ moments.

  85. dawnray says

    September 4, 2019 at 1:00 pm

    Simon Cowell. Suffers from Short Man Syndrome!

  86. willowtree says

    September 4, 2019 at 12:59 pm

    Ha ha, probably Tom Cruise as he has definitely done something to his face recently.

    And I’m not going to lie about my weight or height, it’s my age I’d most likely lie about! Or at least not mention it unless directly asked!

  87. drumsticksignal says

    September 4, 2019 at 12:57 pm

    Absolutely screams Tom Cruise.

    I’m likely to lie about neither, since I’m not insecure.

  88. britpop says

    September 4, 2019 at 12:49 pm

    Simon cowell.

  89. yesyesyall says

    September 4, 2019 at 12:45 pm

    This is either Tom Cruise…or Drake.

  90. harperleigh says

    September 4, 2019 at 12:44 pm

    Ryan Seacrest

  91. proloz says

    September 4, 2019 at 12:39 pm

    Gotta be old Simon Cowell. I even looked at beach pictures of him. He’s always on the high side.

    Weight, I’m 5’10” so height is ok. You can eat more and it spreads itself out better.

  92. bestguesstester says

    September 4, 2019 at 12:37 pm

    100 Marky Mark Wahlberg

  93. AhlenaDilaurentis says

    September 4, 2019 at 12:34 pm

    Simon Cowell

  94. heartcouture says

    September 4, 2019 at 12:31 pm

    Simon Cowell

  95. Montyclift says

    September 4, 2019 at 12:31 pm

    Defo Simon Cowell

  96. 00112984 says

    September 4, 2019 at 12:31 pm

    Simon Cowell.

    He’s ridiculously insecure.

  97. rorythedragon says

    September 4, 2019 at 12:28 pm

    I get a Tommy Boy vibe on this but I understand a lot of actors are on the short side.

    Weight, please, of course!

    • amagod121 says

      September 5, 2019 at 9:22 am

      Tommy Boy Cruise. Can’t imagine him EVER taking his shoes off to walk along the beach, though.
      My weight. 🙁

  98. surfsunsand05 says

    September 4, 2019 at 12:26 pm

    TV Guy: Simon Cowell

  99. crystal75 says

    September 4, 2019 at 12:23 pm

    This is Simon Cowell.

    I’m short, but it doesn’t bother me enough to lie. It definitely seems to bother men a lot more.

  100. oyevey says

    September 4, 2019 at 12:21 pm

    Tom Cruise. You mean Xenu doesn’t carry him?

  101. lealoo says

    September 4, 2019 at 12:20 pm

    Simon Cowell

  102. jeanmarieok says

    September 4, 2019 at 12:19 pm

    Tom Cruise

  103. KCeagle says

    September 4, 2019 at 12:19 pm

    Ryan Seacrest … (lol)

    I was trapped in the closet until I was 27, engaged to a gorgeous female, 70 lbs overweight and miserable. I met an extraordinary Arkansas farmer guy, dropped the chick and weight and never looked back.
    Now I’m a happy, healthy 6’2″ 170 lb and tell it like it is.

    • Silverdun says

      September 5, 2019 at 10:06 am

      I feel bad for the girl you were engaged too, hope she found someone awesome who doesn’t lie to her 🙂

    • KCeagle says

      September 5, 2019 at 11:07 am

      Puhlease Silverdun…
      I broke it off when I quit living for everyone else’s opinions and approval. She kinda felt trapped and obligated to. After sharing our TRUE feelings, she moved to LA and is now a successful fitness model and personal trainer. We’re still close and remain in contact. Honesty is the best policy. At least we didn’t enter into a hollow and empty marriage to please others, rather than pursuing our own self interests. 😜

  104. angelbratt says

    September 4, 2019 at 12:16 pm

    Simon cowell

  105. angelbratt says

    September 4, 2019 at 12:16 pm

    Ryan seacrest

  106. Marybel says

    September 4, 2019 at 12:10 pm

    The go-to answer is Tiny Tom. Who else?

  107. redstilettos says

    September 4, 2019 at 12:09 pm

    Tom Cruise

  108. Natsfan says

    September 4, 2019 at 12:05 pm

    Ryan Seacrest

  109. shannonleew says

    September 4, 2019 at 11:59 am

    Simon Cowell

  110. calumsmom says

    September 4, 2019 at 11:59 am

    Tom Cruise. Why does he bother? Everyone knows how short he is.
    Optional: definitely my weight. Not even my husband knows the exact number.

  111. sabrina325 says

    September 4, 2019 at 11:55 am

    Ryan Seacrest

  112. GoldenLynx7 says

    September 4, 2019 at 11:54 am

    Simon Cowell comes to mind with his wide and a little old fashioned looking jeans…

  113. knight says

    September 4, 2019 at 11:51 am

    Simon Cowell

  114. haley1020 says

    September 4, 2019 at 11:46 am

    Ryan Seacrest

  115. michellev27 says

    September 4, 2019 at 11:40 am

    Ryan seacrest

  116. Booboogirl says

    September 4, 2019 at 11:36 am

    Simon Cowell

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