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Nutbag And Douchebag

October 27, 2016 Blind Gossip

tall-man-short-man[Blind Gossip] This blind item involves two huge male stars. They don’t like each other… and we’re going to tell you the reason why!

We’ll call them Tall and Short.

Short is a very charismatic and religious guy. He has been nominated for an Oscar multiple times, but has never won. His shoes help him look taller than he is.

Tall is a handsome actor who frequently teams up with one of his childhood friends on projects. He has had great career success and has more than one Academy Award to his name.

A few years ago, Short was cast as the lead in a movie with a political bent. He dropped out of the project to do something else, and his role was offered to Tall.

For some reason, Short was offended by this, and said something like, “I can’t believe they offered that douchebag my role!”

Well, somehow that comment got back to Tall.

Tall’s response? “I can’t believe that nutbag has the nerve to call ME a douchebag! Hey, does he have an Oscar yet?”

And, of course, that comment eventually got back to Short. The two men have disliked each other ever since.

As a side note, Tall eventually dropped the role, too, and it went to a third famous actor who doesn’t have any kind of baggy nickname. Yet.

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Tall “Douchebag”:

Short “Nutbag”:

[Optional] Do you think they came up with accurate nicknames for each other?

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  1. monica says

    November 2, 2016 at 2:40 pm

    Tall is Ben Affleck (childhood friend is obviously Matt Damon), Short is Tom Cruise.

    lol watch it Tom, calling Ben a douchebag may come back to bite you later (and it did).

  2. KCeagle says

    October 29, 2016 at 2:20 am

    Tall actor: Ben Affleck

    Shorty short: Tom Cruise.

    Maybe Tom was trying to “cruise” Affleck and was rejected. $cientology appears to have Tom Cruise firmly in their grasp, something about that billion year contract they purportedly have members sign.

  3. chatteryteeth says

    October 28, 2016 at 2:06 pm

    Tall: Ben Affleck-oscars for argo and goodwill hunting
    Short:Tom Cruise-nominated but never won
    the movie was Focus
    Will Smith got the role-clue being baggy for The Legend of Bagger Vance

  4. MikeInSanJose says

    October 28, 2016 at 12:32 am

    Tom Cruise – Short
    George Clooney – Tall
    Man from U.N.C.L.E. role eventually went to Henry Cavill

  5. lolachristina says

    October 27, 2016 at 6:55 pm

    Tall: george clooney

    Short:tom cruise

  6. KMSL says

    October 27, 2016 at 6:20 pm

    Tall: Matt Damon
    Short: Tom Cruise

    I think Matt’s name for Tom was accurate!

  7. brieb83 says

    October 27, 2016 at 6:19 pm

    Tall: Ben Affleck
    Short: Tom Cruise

  8. calumsmom says

    October 27, 2016 at 6:17 pm

    Tall: Ben Affleck
    Short: Tom Cruise

  9. MommyPalooza says

    October 27, 2016 at 6:15 pm

    Affleck and Tom Cruise

  10. amagod121 says

    October 27, 2016 at 6:09 pm

    Tall: Ben Affleck
    Short: Tommy Boy Cruise and his Religion Impossible, of course.
    Yeah, great nicknames for both! But I especially love Affleck’s response to Cruise. Well played, sir, well played!

  11. brendles says

    October 27, 2016 at 6:07 pm

    Tall: Ben Afleck
    Short: Tom Cruise
    Yeah, I think the nicknames are pretty spot on!

  12. jrgius says

    October 27, 2016 at 6:07 pm

    The two men are Affleck and Cruise.

  13. keeley123 says

    October 27, 2016 at 6:06 pm

    Affleck and Cruise?

  14. beckywiththegoodhair says

    October 27, 2016 at 5:59 pm

    Short obviously is Tom Cruise.

    Tall is hmmmmm Ben Affleck?

  15. HaNeull says

    October 27, 2016 at 5:54 pm

    Tall: George Clooney (5’11”)
    Short: Tom Cruise (5’7”)

    Both were, at various points, set to star in “The Man from U.N.C.LE” but ultimately had to drop. Henry Cavill eventually took the role.

    Optional: At the very least, “nutbag” is an accurate assessment for Cruise.

  16. djbrink says

    October 27, 2016 at 5:46 pm

    Tall: Ben Affleck
    Short: Tom Cruise

  17. Baileygirl says

    October 27, 2016 at 5:42 pm

    Tall =Ben Affleck
    Short=Tom Cruise

  18. stanton says

    October 27, 2016 at 5:33 pm

    Toby & Leo

  19. augustmom says

    October 27, 2016 at 5:32 pm

    B Affleck and Cruise

  20. themomica says

    October 27, 2016 at 5:21 pm

    Short is Tom Cruise
    Tall is Clooney maybe?

  21. chicagogirl says

    October 27, 2016 at 5:10 pm

    Tall – Ben Affleck
    Short – Tom Cruise

    • chicagogirl says

      October 27, 2016 at 5:11 pm

      Ben has Oscars for writing and directing. Cruise has been nominated for acting 3 times.

  22. sawyer319 says

    October 27, 2016 at 4:53 pm

    Tall – Ben Affeck
    Short – Tom cruise

  23. Laughing1 says

    October 27, 2016 at 4:44 pm

    Well, “Short” is Tom Cruise, we know THAT!

    Not sure who “Tall” is, however.

    • Laughing1 says

      October 27, 2016 at 5:03 pm

      “Tall” is Tom Hanks. Movie with a religious bent would probably be Inferno. Childhood friend of Tom Hanks would be Bruce Springsteen?

    • Laughing1 says

      October 27, 2016 at 5:07 pm

      Whoops. Movie would not be “Inferno.”

  24. dudette says

    October 27, 2016 at 4:39 pm

    Tall – Ben affleck
    Short – Tom cruise

  25. NoseyNana2008 says

    October 27, 2016 at 4:33 pm

    Ben Affleck
    Tom Cruise
    Yep!

    • chatteryteeth says

      October 28, 2016 at 2:06 pm

      Tall: Ben Affleck-oscars for argo and goodwill hunting
      Short:Tom Cruise-nominated but never won
      the movie was Focus
      Will Smith got the role-clue being baggy for The Legend of Bagger Vance

  26. TheBeans says

    October 27, 2016 at 4:30 pm

    Tall: Ben Affleck
    Short: Tom Cruise

  27. Jewelsster says

    October 27, 2016 at 4:30 pm

    It seems that alledgedly Tall is Ben Affleck and Short would be Mr Tom Cruise.

    I have no idea if the names suit either of them as I don’t know either of them personally.

  28. ccattwood says

    October 27, 2016 at 4:27 pm

    Hmmm, complete guesses but tall=Ben Affleck
    Short = Tom Cruise
    And yes, those names are quite apt and could be interchangeable for those two!

  29. BoatGirl says

    October 27, 2016 at 4:27 pm

    Affleck vs Cruise

  30. boyjack4 says

    October 27, 2016 at 4:25 pm

    Short is without Tom Cruise,religious, short,needs lifts nutbar etc
    Tall is not Tom Hanks as he’s hardly a douchebag?
    Could be Sean Penn,though he’s not handsome, but he is a douchebag
    I’m thinking Christian Bale?

    • delray74 says

      October 28, 2016 at 4:47 am

      Sean Penn is practically a midget. Although I suppose he’s tall by movie star standards.

  31. carriebradshaw says

    October 27, 2016 at 4:20 pm

    Tall; Ben Afflc
    Short: Tom Cruise

    • carriebradshaw says

      October 27, 2016 at 4:21 pm

      Afflec

  32. mousegirl says

    October 27, 2016 at 4:20 pm

    I would guess that Tall is Ben Affleck and Short is Tom Cruise. Not sure about the movie.

  33. Tallie says

    October 27, 2016 at 4:14 pm

    Tall: Ben Affleck

    Short: Tommy Boy Cruise

  34. Arianna1 says

    October 27, 2016 at 4:10 pm

    Tall: Ben Affleck
    Short: Tom Cruise.

    Yes absolutely brilliant nicknames.

  35. YellowButterfly says

    October 27, 2016 at 4:08 pm

    Tall: Ben Affleck
    Short: Tom Cruise

    Yes, their nicknames for each other seem appropriate.

  36. quickchick says

    October 27, 2016 at 4:05 pm

    Ben Affleck

    Tom Cruise

  37. 4girls4 says

    October 27, 2016 at 4:04 pm

    Tall- Ben
    Short- Tom

  38. Vidalia Q Intrigue says

    October 27, 2016 at 4:02 pm

    Tall: Ben Affleck

    Short: Tom Cruise

    Political movie was Warner Brothers’ “Nathan Decker.”

  39. Pierre Latin says

    October 27, 2016 at 4:02 pm

    BEN AFFLECK is TALL.

    ROBERT DOWNEY JR. is SHORT.

    Optional: Yes. Ben Affleck is really tall and RDJr. is really short.

    I think the THIRD FAMOUS ACTOR is Brad Pitt.

  40. CyndiTx123 says

    October 27, 2016 at 3:59 pm

    Ben Affleck and Tom Cruise….

    Silly guys….acting ….childish 🙂

  41. Dancing with Mr D says

    October 27, 2016 at 3:48 pm

    Ben Affleck
    Tom Cruise

    I think they were a little too nice with the nicknames.

  42. ASBO5ive says

    October 27, 2016 at 3:47 pm

    Tall: Ben Affleck

    Short: Tom Cruise

  43. pants says

    October 27, 2016 at 3:45 pm

    Tall: Ben Affleck
    Short: Tom Cruise

    And yes, the nicknames are accurate!

  44. goaskalice says

    October 27, 2016 at 3:44 pm

    Shortbag sounds like Tommy Cruise, and Tallbag sounds like Ben Affleck.

  45. Cloza280 says

    October 27, 2016 at 3:44 pm

    I wanna say Tom Hanks and Tom Cruise!

  46. Lindasu says

    October 27, 2016 at 3:43 pm

    Short is Tom Cruise
    Tall is Brad Pitt

  47. Parade says

    October 27, 2016 at 3:39 pm

    Short: Mel Gibson.
    Tall: Unknown.

  48. Sadhbh says

    October 27, 2016 at 3:27 pm

    Tall: Ben Affleck (childhood friend Matt Damon, 2 academy awards – producer and director)

    Short: Tom Cruise (Scientologist, nominated for best actor a few times)

  49. Natsfan says

    October 27, 2016 at 3:23 pm

    Tall: Ben Affleck

    Short: Tom Cruise

  50. Peps66 says

    October 27, 2016 at 3:21 pm

    George Clooney and Tom Cruise?

  51. KarmaFlower says

    October 27, 2016 at 3:19 pm

    Why do I think Ben Affleck – tall
    Tom Cruise – short and wears lifts

    Funny.

  52. Goodgrief says

    October 27, 2016 at 3:10 pm

    Tall: Ben Affleck
    Short: Tom Cruise

    Haha, yes the names fit

  53. bhakti says

    October 27, 2016 at 3:04 pm

    Ben Affleck
    Tom Cruise
    This is funny.

  54. tangoNcash says

    October 27, 2016 at 3:02 pm

    Ben Affleck
    Tom Cruise…

  55. secretspy says

    October 27, 2016 at 3:00 pm

    Ben Affleck and Tom Cruise

  56. JenninCo says

    October 27, 2016 at 2:59 pm

    Ben Affleck and Tom Cruise

  57. Shamrox says

    October 27, 2016 at 2:58 pm

    Tall: Ben Affleck
    Short: Tommy Girl

    Optional: Yes.

    From THR 4 years ago: “Tom Cruise is out as the lead ion the political comedy Nathan Decker, but Warner already has found his replacement in Ben Affleck…”

  58. boston says

    October 27, 2016 at 2:55 pm

    Ben Affleck
    Tom Cruise

  59. Jester says

    October 27, 2016 at 2:54 pm

    Tall is Daniel Day-Lewis
    Short is Tom Cruise

    I could think of better names, but Tom’s is hilarious.

  60. TerryP says

    October 27, 2016 at 2:53 pm

    Tall: Leo DiCaprio
    Short Religious Guy: Tom Cruise

  61. Ramalama says

    October 27, 2016 at 2:47 pm

    Ben Affleck

    Tom Cruise

    Yep pretty accurate nicknames lol

  62. little leigh says

    October 27, 2016 at 2:45 pm

    Ben Affleck and Tom Cruise?

  63. Quasar1022 says

    October 27, 2016 at 2:45 pm

    Tall douchebag is Ben Afflec. Short nutbag is Tom Cruise

  64. CatInTheHat says

    October 27, 2016 at 2:42 pm

    Ben Affleck
    Tom Cruise

    Yep, pretty much sums them up.

  65. Visha85 says

    October 27, 2016 at 2:41 pm

    Tall – Ben Affleck although to be honest I do not find him handsome but each to their own. He has two Oscars (Good Will Hunting, Argo)

    Short – Tom Cruise

    Do you think they came up with accurate nicknames for each other? Yep nutbag and douchebag fit them terribly.

  66. FlameTrees says

    October 27, 2016 at 2:36 pm

    Tall: Ben Affleck, has two Oscars, the childhood friend he works with is Matt Damon

    Short: Tom Cruise, nutbag’s “religion” being Scientology

    Not sure if I’d call Ben a douchebag, though I’ve always much preferred his brother’s work. Tommy on the other hand is most definitely a nutbag

  67. MinnieMe says

    October 27, 2016 at 2:35 pm

    Nicolas Cage
    Tom Cruise
    Yepadoodle.

  68. spunkie brewster says

    October 27, 2016 at 2:35 pm

    Ben Affleck
    Tom Cruise

  69. sexxyliquorice says

    October 27, 2016 at 2:35 pm

    Tall: Ben Affleck

    Short: Tom Cruise

  70. kcloud says

    October 27, 2016 at 2:31 pm

    Short- Tom Cruise
    Tall- Nick Cage

  71. plumplum says

    October 27, 2016 at 2:28 pm

    Tall : Ben Affleck
    Short : Tom cruise

  72. dynamodavid says

    October 27, 2016 at 2:26 pm

    Tall: Ben Affleck

    Short: Tom Cruise

    Do you think they came up with accurate nicknames for each other? Yes.

  73. Cat Grant says

    October 27, 2016 at 2:25 pm

    Tall Actor: Ben Affleck
    Short Actor: Tom Cruise

  74. TeacherKat says

    October 27, 2016 at 2:23 pm

    Ben Affleck and Tom Cruise?

    Optional: Yes.

  75. PinkCrayon says

    October 27, 2016 at 2:21 pm

    Hmm….

    Tall: Ben Affleck
    Short: Tom Cruise

    Optional: Yep.

  76. PriveNom says

    October 27, 2016 at 2:16 pm

    Tall: Ben Affleck
    Short Tom Cruise

    I think Tom Cruise’s nickname is this century’s understatement~there are just so many more accurate

  77. tamjam8 says

    October 27, 2016 at 2:14 pm

    Ben Affleck
    Tom Cruise

  78. eff says

    October 27, 2016 at 2:14 pm

    Tall actor: Ben Affleck
    Short actor: Mark Wahlberg

  79. unprod05 says

    October 27, 2016 at 2:11 pm

    Tall: Ben Affleck
    Short: Tom Cruise

  80. hrhfedup says

    October 27, 2016 at 2:04 pm

    Tall: Ben Affleck?
    Short: Tom Cruise
    Movie: Enemy of the state?
    3rd actor: Will Smith (baggy – Bagger Vance)

  81. prinny says

    October 27, 2016 at 2:02 pm

    Going to say Ben Affleck for Tall, and Tommy Boy for short. Yes, those nicknames are accurate.

  82. Realistic says

    October 27, 2016 at 2:02 pm

    Ben Affleck
    Tom Cruise

  83. Itsmaryk says

    October 27, 2016 at 1:55 pm

    Tall – Ben Affleck
    Short – Tom cruise

    Yes

  84. mocala says

    October 27, 2016 at 1:50 pm

    Jamie Foxx (not that tall)
    Tom Cruise

  85. rf3743 says

    October 27, 2016 at 1:49 pm

    Ben Affleck and Tom Cruise?

  86. pajuxy says

    October 27, 2016 at 1:48 pm

    Tall: Ben Affleck

    Short: Tom Cruise

    Nicknames: Quite on the nose.

  87. TeaDrinker says

    October 27, 2016 at 1:48 pm

    Ben Affleck

    Tom Cruise

  88. sabrina325 says

    October 27, 2016 at 1:48 pm

    Short: Tom Cruise, Tall: George Clooney?

  89. mavetherave says

    October 27, 2016 at 1:44 pm

    Short: Tom Cruise

    Tall: Ben Affleck….(If not, Denzel Washington or Daniel Day Lewis)

  90. Pinkieswear says

    October 27, 2016 at 1:36 pm

    Short – Tom Cruise
    Tall – Ben Affleck

    These nicknames are interchangeable, and work well for both.

  91. bbcgirl says

    October 27, 2016 at 1:33 pm

    Tall: Ben Affleck
    Short: Tom Cruise

  92. ruthielouwho says

    October 27, 2016 at 1:32 pm

    Tall: Ben Affleck

    Short: Tom Cruise

  93. fotosbysal says

    October 27, 2016 at 1:29 pm

    I can only think it’s Ben Affleck and Tom Cruise. The ‘Baggy’ clue might refer to the Bagger Vance movie with Matt Damon. Can’t think of the movie though.

  94. Delightful says

    October 27, 2016 at 1:29 pm

    Ben Affleck and Tom Cruise. Can’t think of what the movie is though.

  95. blossipguesser says

    October 27, 2016 at 1:27 pm

    Tom Cruise and Ben Affleck.

  96. CzarNick says

    October 27, 2016 at 1:27 pm

    Tall: Ben Affleck

    Sorry: Tom Cruise

  97. Xara says

    October 27, 2016 at 1:27 pm

    Tall: Ben Afflek

    Short: Tom Cruise

  98. delray74 says

    October 27, 2016 at 1:26 pm

    Daniel Day Lewis and Tom Cruise? Although I’m not sure about DDL.

  99. Estrogen says

    October 27, 2016 at 1:22 pm

    Ben Affleck
    Tom Cruise

  100. vickyf89 says

    October 27, 2016 at 1:19 pm

    Tall: Ben Affleck

    Short: Tom Cruise

    [Optional] Do you think they came up with accurate nicknames for each other? They are both d-bags and dangerous.

  101. craicmehappy says

    October 27, 2016 at 1:18 pm

    Tall: Ben Affleck
    Short: Tom Cruise

    Very accurate nicknames!

  102. SouthJerseyGirl says

    October 27, 2016 at 1:18 pm

    Ben Affleck and Tom Cruise. Nicknames are right on.

  103. juliebr says

    October 27, 2016 at 1:17 pm

    Tall: Ben Affleck (Oscars for Argo and Good Will Hunting). Friend being Matt Damon

    Short: Tom Cruise (religious: Scientology), never won an Oscar but nominated for Magnolia, Jessy Mcguire, etc). And we all know how short he is…

  104. melly123 says

    October 27, 2016 at 1:15 pm

    Ben Affleck and Tom Cruise

  105. boyzmom says

    October 27, 2016 at 1:14 pm

    Tall: Ben Affleck
    Short: Tom Cruise

    Perfect nicknames

  106. carnivoro says

    October 27, 2016 at 1:12 pm

    Ben Affleck
    Tom Cruise

  107. diz925 says

    October 27, 2016 at 1:10 pm

    Total guess but:
    Tall=Ben Affleck
    Short=Tom Cruise
    Movie Ides of march
    Part went to Clooney

    • hvp5ss says

      October 28, 2016 at 7:30 am

      That’s what I was thinking at first, but Clooney co wrote Ides of March.
      So possibly Fair Game, which was Sean Penn. Who’s definitely a d-bag and a nutbag.

  108. LeelooDallas1 says

    October 27, 2016 at 1:08 pm

    Tall = Ben Affleck
    Short = Little Tommy Cruise

  109. Kricket1 says

    October 27, 2016 at 1:07 pm

    Short is Tom Cruise – no idea who tall is

  110. Gemzan says

    October 27, 2016 at 1:06 pm

    Ben Affleck

    Little Tommy Cruise

    Yes, Ben is a d-bag and Tom is a loon. At least Ben sees his children and didn’t abandon them for a sci-fi cult.

  111. stolidog says

    October 27, 2016 at 1:05 pm

    Ben Affleck and Tom Cruise. I could certainly come up with worse nicknames for one of them, cough-Tom Cruise-cough, but then I wouldn’t be able to post here.

  112. angelbratt says

    October 27, 2016 at 1:02 pm

    Ben affleck
    Tom cruise

  113. pretzel says

    October 27, 2016 at 1:01 pm

    Ben Affleck, Tom Cruise

  114. Camila says

    October 27, 2016 at 1:00 pm

    I’m gonna go with Ben Affleck and Tom Cruise.

  115. happiedazie says

    October 27, 2016 at 12:59 pm

    Tall: Ben Affleck

    Short: Tom Cruise

    Do you think they came up with accurate nicknames for each other? Yup, pretty much.

  116. 1Bellebottomblues says

    October 27, 2016 at 12:57 pm

    tall guy is Ben Affleck…one oscar for good will and one for argo.
    Also works with Matt Damon sometimes.
    short guy is Cruise of course lol

    • mostlylurker says

      October 28, 2016 at 9:32 am

      you got it in one.
      sorta amazing tall has any oscars when you think about it. Short doesnt deserve one either. pedestrian actor.

  117. SugarCookie says

    October 27, 2016 at 12:57 pm

    Short: Tom Cruise
    Tall: Val Kilmer

    Director Oliver Stone originally wanted Tom Cruise in the lead role of Alexander.
    Before being cast as King Philip, Oliver Stone was considering Val Kilmer for the lead.

    Colin Farrell got the part.
    Tom Cruise has not yet won an Oscar.

    • shelaur22 says

      October 28, 2016 at 7:00 am

      Val Kilmer doesn’t have more than one Oscar

  118. inopickme says

    October 27, 2016 at 12:56 pm

    Thinking that Tall is Ben Affleck and Short is Tom Cruise. I don’t know what movie they both dropped though.

  119. sunshine702 says

    October 27, 2016 at 12:54 pm

    George Clooney
    Tom Cruise
    Pretty funny accurate.

  120. Elmerblues says

    October 27, 2016 at 12:53 pm

    nutbag -Mr. L Ron Cruise
    tall – Affleck ?

  121. CevansLeftpec2 says

    October 27, 2016 at 12:51 pm

    Leo D. as ‘tall’ and RDJ as ‘short’ (probably wrong, but that’s who came to mind with the shoe comment and the charisma one). If this is them, this blind is made even more hilarious by the fact that I can’t think of two more self-centered, insufferably smug, egotistic A-list actors in Hollywood rn than these two guys.

    • Raoul Duke says

      October 27, 2016 at 11:47 pm

      Leo is what I would consider as one of the height disabled actors in the biz.

    • PollyMetropolitan says

      October 29, 2016 at 6:15 pm

      Isn’t Leo at least 6′ tall? I don’t think he is a short guy.

  122. CelebrityGirl says

    October 27, 2016 at 12:50 pm

    Tall: Ben Affleck

    Short: Tom Cruise

    [Optional] Do you think they came up with accurate nicknames for each other? LOLOLOL yes, although Tom really deserves both nicknames.

  123. Sabs says

    October 27, 2016 at 12:48 pm

    Tall: Ben Affleck

    Short: Tom Cruise

  124. Molly7111 says

    October 27, 2016 at 12:48 pm

    Tall: Robert Downey Jr. at 5′ 9″
    Short: Tom Cruise at 5′ 7″

    • sadlyobsidian says

      October 27, 2016 at 6:44 pm

      Can’t be, RDJ doesn’t have an oscar.

    • pricey524 says

      October 28, 2016 at 7:48 am

      the difference between tall and short is a 2 inch spread?

    • itstarapagain says

      October 28, 2016 at 12:01 pm

      Cruise is 5’7″ in his dreams and his well crafted lifts.

      On a different note, doubt he will ever win an Oscar or even see another nomination. He’s made himself a joke and ticked off people like Spielberg with his religious zeal

    • Epitome says

      October 29, 2016 at 8:14 pm

      I saw Cruise once in Westwood … he is not even close to 5’7. Maybe 5’4 if he was trying. He was still married to Kidman. The female I was with was 5’6 and when he walked by her, he was shorter.

    • northofyou says

      October 30, 2016 at 8:14 pm

      Just fyi, RDJ is nowhere near 5’9″. I’ve met him, and he’s shorter than me. I’m 5’7″.

  125. Amityvillain says

    October 27, 2016 at 12:46 pm

    Tall: Ben Affleck

    Short: Tom Cruise

    Optional: Absolutely.

    • flymetothemoo says

      October 28, 2016 at 3:54 am

      Tall can’t be Affleck as it says that Tall did not end up with the role and that it went to another person. I think tall is Robert Downey Jr. because he is well known for wearing heels and lifts in his shoes.

    • OleWyzOne says

      October 28, 2016 at 8:28 am

      Short is the one that has shoes that helps his height not tall.

    • Amityvillain says

      October 28, 2016 at 1:24 pm

      Tall can’t be RDJ, he’s never won an AA, only nominated. Nor has Val Kilmer won an AA. But guess who has won a few and works with a childhood friend? Ben Affleck the douche.

    • Pambala says

      October 28, 2016 at 6:25 am

      this right here. short is really the douchebag tho.

    • totallytopanga says

      October 28, 2016 at 8:37 am

      I agree! what do you think the movie was? The revenant?

    • LAJuice says

      October 31, 2016 at 4:01 pm

      I was thinking Clooney for Tall Cruise for Short.

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