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The Beach Walker

[Blind Gossip] When you think of the words “celebrity” and “lift”, you probably think about facial plastic surgery.

In the case of this very rich (net worth over $100M) entertainment industry star, you would be right. He has indeed had a face lift.

However, we would like to talk about our celebrity’s other kind of lift!

He likes to say that he is 5’9″, but that’s not even close. He is actually just under 5’7″. He wears custom lifts in every shoe and every boot. That’s why he favors pants with wide bottoms.

Does he ever not wear lifts?

He knows he is always being photographed, so the only time he doesn’t wear lifts when he is barefoot, like at the beach.

Fun fact: If he is walks along the beach with another person, he always makes sure that the other person is closer to the water.

That way, they sink into the sand more and he can walk on the drier and more elevated side and look taller!

While we don’t judge people for their height, we do think it’s funny that he is so self-conscious about his height that he actually calculates how he is going to walk along the beach!

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Man:

[Optional] Are you more likely to lie about your height or your weight?

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  1. jrgius says

    Cowell 100%, everytime you see he’s wearing those hideous big bell/boot cut pants and it looks SO out of style!

  2. mominmo says

    Cowell claims to be 5’9″. Seacrest and Cruise both claim to be 5’7″ (and are probably shorter than that, at least Cruise).

    RDJ claims to be 5’9″ also but this sounds more like Cowell.

  3. DavyRogers says

    I had no idea Cowell was short. Many short men are hot AF. If there is any real discrimination in the world that’s not bogus BS it’s discrimination on short men. Everybody hates on them and jokes about it.

  4. sophiet1001 says

    Definitely Simon Cowell. Hes regularly at the beach and if you look at photos online hes usually furthest away from the water!!!! Hes had some work done recently too. Plus the blind refers to someone in the entertainment industry rather than a film star or singer!

  5. Didgemummy says

    Simon Cowell, those long boot cut jeans he wears hide his heeled boots, there is also something a bit off about his face lately.

  8. HotTeacher88 says

    Tom Cruise. I will never tell my weight. Never. Nobody guesses because I carry it well. So not bothering.

  9. yashenny says

    I get Tom Cruise vibes but Leo DiCaprio is ALWAYS photographed on a beach so maybe him instead?

  11. SureFineWhatever says

    Simon Cowell always wears baggy pants, I guess to cover up his lifts. It explains now why he always stands like he is clenching his butt cheeks. Simon, didnt anyone tell you that wearing heels accentuates your boobs?

  16. Bheasa2 says

    Simon Cowell. His ridiculously long trousers are there to hide the high instep/heels on his shoes. People like RDJ seem to go the other way and wear very tapered trousers, but have shoes with a flat sole which clearly have a lift on the inside. Cowell looks like he has very small feet, too, so tries to hide behind those massive flares, which are made to hide his shoes even when sitting down (which is why they are so long). You can always tell by the unnatural rise of the shoe in the laced area.

  31. GooglyMoogly says

    Thomas Cruise Mapother

    I lie about my weight. I’m 5” 8” And happy to be taller than Maverick… but I could lose 10lbs and be happier… 🙂

  35. spookie says

    Simon Cowell

    Optional: probably weight, but I don’t lie. I’m okay with others knowing I’m overweight.

  36. XcusemyEnglish says

    The first one to spring to mind is Tom Cruise of course, but I think that would be too obvious. Plus, I don’t think I’ve ever seen him walk along the beach with someone.

    Simon Cowell maybe? He’s had a lot of work done, is often papped at the beach, and I think he’s very rich. The word ‘judge’ could also be a clue.

  38. omgimbackagain says

    Simon Cowell?

    I think RDJ is also self-conscious but this seems very Simon-like.

    I don’t lie about my weight, I just don’t ever get too specific about it.

  41. GayleStorm says

    At first, I was thinking this is Tom Cruise (I believe he wears lifts, as well). But the more I thought about it, I believe it’s Simon Cowell.

    Optional: Lying about either is pointless. However, if I could change either my height or weight with the wave of a magic wand, it would definitely be my weight!!

  42. Jeanesgenes says

    Tom Cruise…..
    Kind of hard to lie about the height…been short and now shorter. Weight, unless I have to be weighed for a copter flight… no one other than my doctor’s know.

  47. judylouise says

    I mean, who doesn’t this apply to? Tom Cruise? Brad Pitt? Rhys Meyers, except he doesn’t have 100 mil

  48. prinny says

    Got to be Tom Cruise. I heard some behind the scenes stuff about him years ago, other than the very obvious “yes he’s gay”, is that he’s extremely sensitive about his height, and does not want any men around him who are taller if he can help it. Always thought it was curious that his wives were all taller!

  53. wfreshie says

    simon cowell he wears those special boots with the hidden lifts and always the jeans with the wide bottoms!

  57. Poppycorn144 says

    Simon Cowell, he’s the only guy I can think of who is clinging to the bootleg cut like it’s 2001, where everyone else and their bleeding dog are sporting skinny jeans.

  68. QubbuQ says

    Simon Cowell. Every pic I see of him, the cuffs of his pants go right to the ground, with room to spare.
    More likely to lie about my weight than my height as I don’t really know what I weigh. Last I checked was 15 yrs ago or so, so I approximate when asked on a form (drivers license or such)

  71. brksideduo says

    I thought Seacrest, then searched for Seacrest beach pics, and sure enough..: almost always on the high side of the beach.

  72. Gerseychick says

    Simon is short but has new Big Teeth…Who cares that he is short…He most be very insecure …

  83. HKKnights says

    Hahaha!!! This has to be Simon Cowell. What has he done to his face, his head has tripled in size!

  84. WhatNowDems says

    Simon Cowell

    Optional: Probably my weight, when I’m in one of those ‘live in the fridge’ moments.

  86. willowtree says

    Ha ha, probably Tom Cruise as he has definitely done something to his face recently.

    And I’m not going to lie about my weight or height, it’s my age I’d most likely lie about! Or at least not mention it unless directly asked!

  91. proloz says

    Gotta be old Simon Cowell. I even looked at beach pictures of him. He’s always on the high side.

    Weight, I’m 5’10” so height is ok. You can eat more and it spreads itself out better.

  97. rorythedragon says

    I get a Tommy Boy vibe on this but I understand a lot of actors are on the short side.

    Weight, please, of course!

    • amagod121 says

      Tommy Boy Cruise. Can’t imagine him EVER taking his shoes off to walk along the beach, though.
      My weight. 🙁

  99. crystal75 says

    This is Simon Cowell.

    I’m short, but it doesn’t bother me enough to lie. It definitely seems to bother men a lot more.

  103. KCeagle says

    Ryan Seacrest … (lol)

    I was trapped in the closet until I was 27, engaged to a gorgeous female, 70 lbs overweight and miserable. I met an extraordinary Arkansas farmer guy, dropped the chick and weight and never looked back.
    Now I’m a happy, healthy 6’2″ 170 lb and tell it like it is.

    • Silverdun says

      I feel bad for the girl you were engaged too, hope she found someone awesome who doesn’t lie to her 🙂

    • KCeagle says

      Puhlease Silverdun…
      I broke it off when I quit living for everyone else’s opinions and approval. She kinda felt trapped and obligated to. After sharing our TRUE feelings, she moved to LA and is now a successful fitness model and personal trainer. We’re still close and remain in contact. Honesty is the best policy. At least we didn’t enter into a hollow and empty marriage to please others, rather than pursuing our own self interests. 😜

  110. calumsmom says

    Tom Cruise. Why does he bother? Everyone knows how short he is.
    Optional: definitely my weight. Not even my husband knows the exact number.