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The Avocado Queen

July 31, 2019 Blind Gossip

[Blind Gossip] This TV actress is currently in a foreign country.

And she is not happy.

There are some things in America that are more challenging to procure here. She was quite upset that there was not an organic avocado readily available when she wanted one. She wanted to know if we could fly some in or if we could plant avocado trees on the property.

Long story short, she was disappointed that flying in a box of organic avocados in for her personal consumption was impractical. She was also disappointed that the climate where she currently resides is not compatible to avocado farming.

Perhaps she could have one of her famous friends engage a private jet for this important cause?

After all, our Avocado Queen should get what she wants… when she wants it!

Similar: Faster Baby

Actress:

[Optional] What is your favorite thing about her?

BG Note: Please use people’s real names in your guesses. Thanks.

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  1. High Steppa says

    August 3, 2019 at 12:32 pm

    I forgot to mention favorite things. Since I certainly don’t know her I will comment on her appearance. She has beautiful skin. Love the freckles. Unfavorite thing: she has a very weird body. Thick through the middle and skinny pencil legs. Now that she’s given birth her waistline will vanish. Look at future pics to see if there’s any waistline at all – I predict she’ll look like a spider – round body and spindly legs.

  2. Baileygirl says

    August 1, 2019 at 8:23 pm

    Sparkles. I like nothing about her and Harry. It would not surprise me if Harry wants to take down the monarchy . He is screwing his brother over big time. Harry IMO needs to be under the care of a psychiatrist. If he had been, I doubt whether he would have married the narcissist and endangered the future of the British monarchy. They can’t have her killed like Diana as it is way too suspicious. I expect both Harry and Meghan to be whacked together with Kate and William raising little…

  3. foraccts says

    August 1, 2019 at 6:06 pm

    The uber entitled Megan Markel. My favorite thing about her? Her body reminds me of Sponge Bob Square Pants. I like that show. Her? Not so much.

  4. StelioKontos says

    August 1, 2019 at 5:41 pm

    Megan Markel. I love her. She’s got so many jealous haters and all she does is sit and point and be beautiful. Would that could have her looks and her life.

  5. CanaryCry says

    August 1, 2019 at 5:19 pm

    Another vote for Meghan Markle. I liked her like I used to like Taylor Swift. By the time the Royal Wedding happened, I could no longer stand her.

  6. Palermo says

    August 1, 2019 at 2:40 pm

    For someone who considers herself the foremost authority on everything, she is quite dumb. “Duchess” Meg of course

  7. rebeccadewinter says

    August 1, 2019 at 1:42 pm

    But… we have avocados in the UK
    If this is Meghan Markle which the clues imply.

    I’m really confused that no one could pop to Waitrose and get her highness an avocado.

  8. Jthenurse says

    August 1, 2019 at 12:29 pm

    Well HKKnights, I’m American and she’s an embarassment to our country too, so we’re even.

  9. Doc Holiday says

    August 1, 2019 at 11:32 am

    MEGS-XIT

    Never liked anything about her – saw her coming from a mile away and as the majority of women on here can attest, we knew what she was all about – she’s a predator, plain and simple, and we all knew it – there are some who held out hope for her but have since thrown in the towel, as she’s just too obvious –
    I hope Harry stops being stubborn soon, and that’s all it is with him – he knows he made a huge mistake and the majority of the public and his entire family see her for what…

  10. geekgirl says

    August 1, 2019 at 10:06 am

    Can’t she get one of her staff to go to Harrods? If Aldi sell them then I’m sure Harrods can manage…

  11. Riley831 says

    August 1, 2019 at 10:06 am

    Meghan Markle

    I liked her in Suits but I didn’t know anything about her but her character. I was excited when she hooked up with Prince Harry. But the more I hear about her and see changes in Prince Harry. Not a fan anymore. The latest from Prince Harry is they will only have 2 children due to the environment. He has changed into a liberal loon now. Can’t imagine the turmoil behind close doors in the Royal Family.

  12. lealoo says

    August 1, 2019 at 7:35 am

    Meghan?

  13. marykatez says

    August 1, 2019 at 7:26 am

    Vile Meghan Markle.

    Fave thing about her? Absolutely NOTHING. She’s awful. Maybe she should go visit her dad and get some avocados while she’s there.

  14. mss03166 says

    August 1, 2019 at 7:11 am

    Duh Meghan sparkle and I like 0 about her

  15. jbj2016 says

    August 1, 2019 at 7:09 am

    Why would importing the avocados be so impractical? It can’t be THAT expensive to have 7-10 avocados shipped international express once a week, then store them so that they ripen at different rates.

  16. emzywhemzy says

    August 1, 2019 at 7:02 am

    Meghan Markle

  17. Doc Holiday says

    August 1, 2019 at 6:43 am

    Meghan, natch….

  18. MinnieMe says

    August 1, 2019 at 6:23 am

    OMG, Markle once again. Also known as Meghan, Duchess of Sussex.
    Favorite thing about her? Seriously?

  19. Haydes says

    August 1, 2019 at 6:01 am

    Megan Markle?

  20. The Big D says

    August 1, 2019 at 6:00 am

    Is this Megain? Not sure if it is difficult to get avocados in Great Britain but the clues point to her.

    If this is Megain there is nothing about her that I like.

  21. OhYeah says

    August 1, 2019 at 5:56 am

    Meghan Markle
    For someone who has her PR people constantly say she is “the smartest person in the room,” this is really stupid. Does she not understand the role climate plays on growing food? And why can’t she get it through her head that the British Royal Family are not Hollywood celebrities? They are supported in part by taxpayer money & expected to behave as public servants, not like Marie Antoinette. She’s a social climbing D-list actor who’s in way over her head.

  22. SouthJerseyGirl says

    August 1, 2019 at 5:48 am

    Princess Meghan Markle.

    Don’t have a favorite thing but really, she doesn’t bother me one bit. I’m sure her life isn’t all it’s cracked up to be – neither was Diana’s and I’m sure, neither is Kate’s. They are held to such high standards and rules and regulations. Would never want to be a Royal in such a public eye.

  23. freckles23 says

    August 1, 2019 at 5:41 am

    On boy, Meghan Markle

  24. High Steppa says

    August 1, 2019 at 5:37 am

    Duchess Meghan? I’m not sure because you referred to her as a TV actress, which is what she was but no longer. My favorite thing? Not sure. I find her mildly annoying. I’m sure Prince Harry is more enamored with her than I am.

  25. Debidoo says

    August 1, 2019 at 5:30 am

    Duchess of Sussex Meghan Markle

  26. HKKnights says

    August 1, 2019 at 5:26 am

    Megan Markle, I’m English and she’s an embarrassment to our country’s royal family.

  27. rhiannon14 says

    August 1, 2019 at 5:18 am

    Meghan Markle

    So much for a low carbon footprint.

    She and Harry’s environmental crusade is laughable. All talk and no action. When they stop flying in private jets and wearing designer clothing only once, maybe I’ll believe them.

  28. amagod121 says

    August 1, 2019 at 5:17 am

    Jaysus, Meghan Markle AGAIN. But she’s not a bit entitled, is she? Because she preaches against entitled attitudes. Completely. LOL LOL! But maybe she could get Harry to fly some in for her???

    And my favorite thing about her? Her hair, when she’s got it under control.

    • amagod121 says

      August 1, 2019 at 5:19 am

      PS: Maybe she should stick with bananas.

  29. DrDeezer says

    August 1, 2019 at 4:49 am

    Meghan Markle

    Her hypocrisy is astounding

  30. SleuthingForFun says

    August 1, 2019 at 4:26 am

    Actress: Megan Markle

    [Optional] What is your favorite thing about her? Nothing, she’s very annoying and hypocritical.

  31. JohnCarson says

    August 1, 2019 at 4:16 am

    Megan Markel

  32. SilverLining says

    August 1, 2019 at 4:05 am

    Meghan Markle

  33. surfsunsand05 says

    August 1, 2019 at 3:58 am

    Actress: The always pleasant and easy-going Meghan Markle *eye roll*

    [Optional] What is your favorite thing about her? Nothing. Did she really not realize where England is located geographically? She’s honestly shocked and annoyed she can’t fly a shipment of avocados in? Give me a break. She is ridiculous.

  34. Nchaniago says

    August 1, 2019 at 1:49 am

    Meghan markle. I dont like her because she’s fake and hypocritical. M&h wont last long

  35. Cerise94 says

    August 1, 2019 at 1:39 am

    The line reminds me of HRH the duke of Sussex’ line ‘what Meghan wants, Meghan gets’. But I’m fairly certain that London sells plenty of avocados, though I don’t think a plant would bode well in the climate. Unless her assistants are sick and tired of going to the store for one item?
    Avocados are grown in Cali, HRH the duchess of Sussex is a ‘proud Cali-girl’, so avocado queen kind of makes sense?

    I’m going to guess HRH the duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle.
    Her skin is flawless.

  36. Scarlet Peaches says

    August 1, 2019 at 1:18 am

    Markle. It’s right there in the last sentence: What Meghan wants, Meghan gets. Disgusting human being.

  37. GeorgiaR says

    August 1, 2019 at 12:03 am

    My first thought was Oprah Winfrey, who bought an avocado farm because of her love for them. But due to the clues and links, I think it is Meghan Markle. What’s my favorite thing about her? From what I know, I can’t think of a thing, other than perhaps her sense of entitlement. I admire her for being able to think so highly of herself. Not sure if this is a desirable trait though.

  38. Jthenurse says

    July 31, 2019 at 11:54 pm

    Clearly Duchess Difficult, Meghan Markle. What do I like best about her? Probably the prospect of her eventually being shown up as her entitled, arrogant self for all to see. Other than that I can’t think of anything. She’s a proper little nightmare. Harry is so dense. Baby Archie is cute, poor lamb with those fools for parents. I’m sure Serena will be sendng in the avocado airlift soon via private jet….’tis nothing compared to the 200K BABY SHOWER.

  39. Parade says

    July 31, 2019 at 11:44 pm

    Halle Berry.

  40. loopylou600 says

    July 31, 2019 at 11:43 pm

    Meghan Markle, Duchess of Sussex

    There’s nothing that I favour about her, nothing at all. We can buy avocados over here, I live in the rural countryside and I can buy them. If she wants a tree, then she can go back from where she came from. What a totally self-entitled, spoilt nobody she is.

  41. radishreindeer says

    July 31, 2019 at 11:33 pm

    Ha! I just saw some blatant PR spin about Meghan Markle (something involving Salma Hayek but I couldn’t take the drivel), then I clicked over to this. Tell it like it is, BG!
    Favorite thing? Well, these blinds are certainly entertaining.

  42. PatioPrincess says

    July 31, 2019 at 11:29 pm

    Megan Markle. Avacados are so good!

  43. droopyorchid says

    July 31, 2019 at 11:25 pm

    Meghan Markle Windsor

    Someone should have gone to ANY SUPERMARKET IN BRITAIN and bought her some.

    My favourite thing remains her wedding, loved its flair and joy. That and her freckles. Other than that…

  44. judylouise says

    July 31, 2019 at 10:57 pm

    Meghan Markle. I like her laugh

  45. RubyRichmond says

    July 31, 2019 at 10:35 pm

    It seems like Megan Markel thought she was going to be a princess like in the movies, not realizing it’s a responsibility.

  46. cassadaga says

    July 31, 2019 at 10:22 pm

    Is this Meghan Markle?

    I mean, they sell pretty decent avocados in Waitrose. I’m sure they can funnel some of that directly to Kensington Palace if need be.

  47. Princesspc says

    July 31, 2019 at 9:45 pm

    Oh this has to be Princess Meghan.

  48. kurlykolly says

    July 31, 2019 at 9:39 pm

    Britain doesn’t import avocados? How’s that possible? Poor Meghan. Got to be some in Spain though, right ?

    • aaronxp says

      August 1, 2019 at 12:03 pm

      Spain grows avocados since they brought them to europe from their old colony Mexico…

  49. ILUVCA4evr says

    July 31, 2019 at 9:34 pm

    Actress: The Detestable Megan Markle

    [Optional] What is your favorite thing about her? The door hitting her fanny when she finally gets the boot from the Royal Family.

  50. Brunettetalk says

    July 31, 2019 at 9:23 pm

    OMG I think this is the fabulous Mrs. Markelite —Ms. Megan Markel.

  51. Mydecember says

    July 31, 2019 at 9:22 pm

    Meghan Markle

  52. oyevey says

    July 31, 2019 at 9:06 pm

    Olivia Munn… No that would be Japanese cucumbers

  53. Shameless says

    July 31, 2019 at 8:59 pm

    Meghan Markle

  54. pitbull says

    July 31, 2019 at 8:58 pm

    Meghan Markle.

    Does anyone else think it is hypocritical to campaign for environmental conservatism, yet ask for avocados to be sent on a private plane for her pleasure? Not a good example of a modern woman.

  55. Kellikopter says

    July 31, 2019 at 8:55 pm

    Someone should tell her that feeling avocado exists. I was skeptical, but I tried it and I couldn’t tell the difference between frozen and fresh. I keep a bag in my freezer at all times now!

    • Kellikopter says

      July 31, 2019 at 8:55 pm

      *Frozen avocado, not “feeling avocado” 🤦

    • ConfusedHarpy says

      August 1, 2019 at 1:04 pm

      It’s a very sensitive avocado.

  56. Kellikopter says

    July 31, 2019 at 8:53 pm

    Oh Lord, here we go. It’s Meghan Markle. I don’t like or dislike the woman, but I can’t remember someone who inflamed people more than she does – Trump included.

  57. Letitsnow says

    July 31, 2019 at 8:52 pm

    Meghan Markle

  58. nadezhda says

    July 31, 2019 at 8:47 pm

    priyanka?

  59. AmateurGossipHour says

    July 31, 2019 at 8:43 pm

    Actress: (Rachael) Meaghan Markle

    [Optional] What is your favorite thing about her? I appreciate that she is hard worker and wants to make a difference but the way she treats people is terrible.

  60. theotherwoman says

    July 31, 2019 at 8:24 pm

    Meggy Markle of course. My favorite thing about her? Absolutely nothing. And it’s irritating to read when she’s called an “A list” celebrity. Ugh. She is a horrible representative of our country. Entitled little snot is all she is. Sorry, done now.

  61. Montyclift says

    July 31, 2019 at 8:21 pm

    The clues make me think Meghan Markle but you can def get avocados in the UK

    • OhYeah says

      August 2, 2019 at 6:06 am

      I think only organic avocados are good enough for her

  62. lgindahouse says

    July 31, 2019 at 8:17 pm

    Megan Markle

  63. ladycaro says

    July 31, 2019 at 8:15 pm

    Meghan Markle

  64. TeacherKat says

    July 31, 2019 at 8:07 pm

    Meghan Markel

    Optional: I mean, shes definitely a hard worker; she really worked to climb that social ladder. And I think she means well/wants to do good things, but it just comes across as fake, unfortunately.

  65. 8oclock says

    July 31, 2019 at 8:06 pm

    Megan Markel?

  66. hotwingz555 says

    July 31, 2019 at 7:48 pm

    Megan Markle?

  67. kvetro60 says

    July 31, 2019 at 7:45 pm

    Megan Markle? My favorite about her is that she no longer lives here.

  68. shannonleew says

    July 31, 2019 at 7:37 pm

    Meghan Markle

  69. cityanddog says

    July 31, 2019 at 7:31 pm

    Meghan Markle

  70. flower says

    July 31, 2019 at 7:23 pm

    Actress: Meghan Markle

    [Optional] What is your favorite thing about her? Nothing.

  71. Marina says

    July 31, 2019 at 7:20 pm

    Her Royal Highness The Duchess of Sussex. My favorite thing about her – nothing, absolutely nothing.

  72. gailpow says

    July 31, 2019 at 7:13 pm

    Actress is Meghan Markle. Maybe George and Amal will get that private jet of theirs to fly a load of avocados over the pond?

  73. WhatNowDems says

    July 31, 2019 at 7:07 pm

    Meghan Markle
    Favorite thing about her: I’ll get back to you on that.

  74. Maryam23 says

    July 31, 2019 at 6:42 pm

    That’s our insufferable Meghan Markle
    My favorite thing about her : she never fails to disappoint.
    Clues are the private jet she borrowed from Mrs Clooney for her outrageous baby shower, and avocado queen as she’s famous for cooking some stuff with avocado and she obviously consider herself the Queen. Another is the forever famous quote : what Meghan wants Meghan gets!

  75. Ms_LaRue says

    July 31, 2019 at 6:40 pm

    Meghan Markle.

  76. beachchick218 says

    July 31, 2019 at 6:23 pm

    This smells of Meghan Markle. She must just be so full of herself.

    Come on Queen Elizabeth! Get this chick in line.

  77. beachlovernj says

    July 31, 2019 at 6:13 pm

    Megan Markle

    What is your favorite thing about her? Absolutely nothing.

  78. urgh...gross says

    July 31, 2019 at 5:54 pm

    I don’t know but it sounds like she is Australian. We would literally die if there was an avocado shortage.

    • JHntr113 says

      August 1, 2019 at 2:00 pm

      I’d hate to think what would happen if Australia had a Vegemite shortage…

  79. cheekymonkey69 says

    July 31, 2019 at 5:46 pm

    Meaghan Markle?

  80. ItsBouquet says

    July 31, 2019 at 5:42 pm

    Meghan Markle.

    I don’t see any redeeming qualities, so I don’t like anything about her.

  81. Monysmom says

    July 31, 2019 at 5:42 pm

    Meghan Markle – I am finding it harder and harder to find things to like about her.

  82. kimmukwest says

    July 31, 2019 at 5:37 pm

    Meghan Markle

  83. lmhilly1971 says

    July 31, 2019 at 5:28 pm

    Megan markle

  84. calumsmom says

    July 31, 2019 at 5:28 pm

    Megan Markle

  85. JHntr113 says

    July 31, 2019 at 5:26 pm

    Meghan Markle

    Optional: that the marriage won’t last long

  86. dadiegirl says

    July 31, 2019 at 5:16 pm

    Ha! Sounds like Duchess Meghan! LOL Throwing shade on her private jet trip for her baby shower in NYC.

    She is pretty and bagged a prince. She’s set for life!

    • Alexis_Rose says

      August 1, 2019 at 11:54 am

      Private jets to and fro. Meanwhile we get lectured about saving the environment.

  87. EmilyLou says

    July 31, 2019 at 5:16 pm

    Sparkles

  88. Gerseychick says

    July 31, 2019 at 5:11 pm

    Harry’s Wife….The Ruthless Narcissist…..

  89. gc02ef says

    July 31, 2019 at 5:11 pm

    Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle
    Favourite thing was Suits. Now I think she is a thirsty social climber.

  90. calibg says

    July 31, 2019 at 5:11 pm

    Meghan Markle

  91. TeaDrinker says

    July 31, 2019 at 5:03 pm

    Meghan Markle

  92. torrey says

    July 31, 2019 at 5:01 pm

    Meghan, Duchess of Sussex

  93. Anastasia Beaverhausen says

    July 31, 2019 at 5:00 pm

    The Disappointment Duchess of Sussex

  94. hkmummy says

    July 31, 2019 at 4:59 pm

    Nightmare Sparkles at it again

  95. Squirrelnutkin says

    July 31, 2019 at 4:55 pm

    This sounds like Meghan markle.

    Nothing favorite about her, but it is entertaining to watch all her faux pas and watch the royal family have to deal with her.

  96. phoenix8209 says

    July 31, 2019 at 4:48 pm

    **Meghan Markle.

  97. cup of butter says

    July 31, 2019 at 4:45 pm

    Whack Meagan Markle

  98. thisgirl1 says

    July 31, 2019 at 4:45 pm

    I hate to say this but is it Meghan Markle? I really like her so I hope it’s not her.

  99. omgimbackagain says

    July 31, 2019 at 4:45 pm

    Meghan Markle, really, is she that ridiculous?

    My favorite thing about her is she looks like my daughter. Both very beautiful and soft-spoken. Both gorgeous brides. Thankfully my kid has ready access to avocados.

  100. Tashia says

    July 31, 2019 at 4:37 pm

    Meghan Markle

  101. thomk065 says

    July 31, 2019 at 4:31 pm

    Lindsey? But probably not.

    • bland131 says

      August 1, 2019 at 5:26 pm

      Priyanka Chopra

  102. redstilettos says

    July 31, 2019 at 4:29 pm

    Meghan Markle.

  103. jlynhope says

    July 31, 2019 at 4:29 pm

    Meghan Markle

    I like that she hustles. I think she is professionally a dream to work with. With personal relationships though, I suspect she is a nightmare.

    • LizardQueen says

      August 1, 2019 at 5:51 pm

      I’d agree with you on this entire sentiment!!!!

    • LizardQueen says

      August 1, 2019 at 5:51 pm

      I mean… I DO agree with you…

  104. Booboogirl says

    July 31, 2019 at 4:29 pm

    Prianka

  105. 4sixx2 says

    July 31, 2019 at 4:13 pm

    The Insufferable Megan Markle.

  106. aaronxp says

    July 31, 2019 at 4:06 pm

    She is going to destroy the British Royal Family

    • flower says

      August 1, 2019 at 10:45 am

      I think that’s been her plan from the beginning.

    • bertwheeler says

      August 1, 2019 at 2:08 pm

      Fingers crossed!

    • BobNYC says

      August 1, 2019 at 2:25 pm

      To aaronxp – I think the real worry is not that Megan Markle will destroy the Royal Family, but the other way around. She’ll get Diana’d.

  107. GayleStorm says

    July 31, 2019 at 4:05 pm

    Meghan Markle Sussex
    Hmm…maybe if she invited her father to visit, he could bring a box of avocados from Mexico for her?

    Optional: I do not care for her. I will leave it at that.

    • amagod121 says

      August 1, 2019 at 4:32 pm

      Yes, there’s the irony. Her father has access to more avocados than MM could ever dream of yet since she refuses to talk to him or see him, he won’t be sending her any.

    • kurlykolly says

      August 1, 2019 at 7:54 pm

      He’s awful. No way.

  108. truthseeker007 says

    July 31, 2019 at 4:04 pm

    Meghan Markle. But didn’t she have this problem when she lived in Toronto?

    • devoncarruthers says

      August 1, 2019 at 9:08 am

      We do have avocados in Canada.

    • smrrtcookie says

      August 1, 2019 at 6:55 pm

      As has been said yes we do have avocados in Canada but they sometimes freeze in our igloo

    • rhiannon14 says

      August 3, 2019 at 11:38 am

      Our dog sled delivery service is better than Britain’s.

  109. modelle18 says

    July 31, 2019 at 4:02 pm

    The wanna be queen herself, Meghan markle

  110. charlene2345 says

    July 31, 2019 at 4:00 pm

    Markle, the current Royal Family irritant.

    Seriously, it’s taken her this long to realize avocados can’t grow in Britain? Hasn’t she been there about two years now? Hmm… maybe she’s not as smart as some people claim that she is.

    • Alexis_Rose says

      August 1, 2019 at 12:00 pm

      She could task her staff to raise an indoor plant and stfu.

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