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The Avocado Queen

[Blind Gossip] This TV actress is currently in a foreign country.

And she is not happy.

There are some things in America that are more challenging to procure here. She was quite upset that there was not an organic avocado readily available when she wanted one. She wanted to know if we could fly some in or if we could plant avocado trees on the property.

Long story short, she was disappointed that flying in a box of organic avocados in for her personal consumption was impractical. She was also disappointed that the climate where she currently resides is not compatible to avocado farming.

Perhaps she could have one of her famous friends engage a private jet for this important cause?

After all, our Avocado Queen should get what she wants… when she wants it!

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Actress:

[Optional] What is your favorite thing about her?

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  1. Markle, the current Royal Family irritant.

    Seriously, it’s taken her this long to realize avocados can’t grow in Britain? Hasn’t she been there about two years now? Hmm… maybe she’s not as smart as some people claim that she is.

  3. Meghan Markle. But didn’t she have this problem when she lived in Toronto?

  4. Meghan Markle Sussex
    Hmm…maybe if she invited her father to visit, he could bring a box of avocados from Mexico for her?

    Optional: I do not care for her. I will leave it at that.

    • Yes, there’s the irony. Her father has access to more avocados than MM could ever dream of yet since she refuses to talk to him or see him, he won’t be sending her any.

  8. Meghan Markle

    I like that she hustles. I think she is professionally a dream to work with. With personal relationships though, I suspect she is a nightmare.

  12. Meghan Markle, really, is she that ridiculous?

    My favorite thing about her is she looks like my daughter. Both very beautiful and soft-spoken. Both gorgeous brides. Thankfully my kid has ready access to avocados.

  13. I hate to say this but is it Meghan Markle? I really like her so I hope it’s not her.

  16. This sounds like Meghan markle.

    Nothing favorite about her, but it is entertaining to watch all her faux pas and watch the royal family have to deal with her.

  22. Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle
    Favourite thing was Suits. Now I think she is a thirsty social climber.

  25. Ha! Sounds like Duchess Meghan! LOL Throwing shade on her private jet trip for her baby shower in NYC.

    She is pretty and bagged a prince. She’s set for life!

  30. Meghan Markle – I am finding it harder and harder to find things to like about her.

  31. Meghan Markle.

    I don’t see any redeeming qualities, so I don’t like anything about her.

  34. I don’t know but it sounds like she is Australian. We would literally die if there was an avocado shortage.

  36. This smells of Meghan Markle. She must just be so full of herself.

    Come on Queen Elizabeth! Get this chick in line.

  38. That’s our insufferable Meghan Markle
    My favorite thing about her : she never fails to disappoint.
    Clues are the private jet she borrowed from Mrs Clooney for her outrageous baby shower, and avocado queen as she’s famous for cooking some stuff with avocado and she obviously consider herself the Queen. Another is the forever famous quote : what Meghan wants Meghan gets!

  40. Actress is Meghan Markle. Maybe George and Amal will get that private jet of theirs to fly a load of avocados over the pond?

  41. Her Royal Highness The Duchess of Sussex. My favorite thing about her – nothing, absolutely nothing.

  48. Meghan Markel

    Optional: I mean, shes definitely a hard worker; she really worked to climb that social ladder. And I think she means well/wants to do good things, but it just comes across as fake, unfortunately.

  52. Meggy Markle of course. My favorite thing about her? Absolutely nothing. And it’s irritating to read when she’s called an “A list” celebrity. Ugh. She is a horrible representative of our country. Entitled little snot is all she is. Sorry, done now.

  53. Actress: (Rachael) Meaghan Markle

    [Optional] What is your favorite thing about her? I appreciate that she is hard worker and wants to make a difference but the way she treats people is terrible.

  56. Oh Lord, here we go. It’s Meghan Markle. I don’t like or dislike the woman, but I can’t remember someone who inflamed people more than she does – Trump included.

  57. Someone should tell her that feeling avocado exists. I was skeptical, but I tried it and I couldn’t tell the difference between frozen and fresh. I keep a bag in my freezer at all times now!

  58. Meghan Markle.

    Does anyone else think it is hypocritical to campaign for environmental conservatism, yet ask for avocados to be sent on a private plane for her pleasure? Not a good example of a modern woman.

  63. Actress: The Detestable Megan Markle

    [Optional] What is your favorite thing about her? The door hitting her fanny when she finally gets the boot from the Royal Family.

  64. Britain doesn’t import avocados? How’s that possible? Poor Meghan. Got to be some in Spain though, right ?

  66. Is this Meghan Markle?

    I mean, they sell pretty decent avocados in Waitrose. I’m sure they can funnel some of that directly to Kensington Palace if need be.

  67. It seems like Megan Markel thought she was going to be a princess like in the movies, not realizing it’s a responsibility.

  69. Meghan Markle Windsor

    Someone should have gone to ANY SUPERMARKET IN BRITAIN and bought her some.

    My favourite thing remains her wedding, loved its flair and joy. That and her freckles. Other than that…

  71. Ha! I just saw some blatant PR spin about Meghan Markle (something involving Salma Hayek but I couldn’t take the drivel), then I clicked over to this. Tell it like it is, BG!
    Favorite thing? Well, these blinds are certainly entertaining.

  72. Meghan Markle, Duchess of Sussex

    There’s nothing that I favour about her, nothing at all. We can buy avocados over here, I live in the rural countryside and I can buy them. If she wants a tree, then she can go back from where she came from. What a totally self-entitled, spoilt nobody she is.

  74. Clearly Duchess Difficult, Meghan Markle. What do I like best about her? Probably the prospect of her eventually being shown up as her entitled, arrogant self for all to see. Other than that I can’t think of anything. She’s a proper little nightmare. Harry is so dense. Baby Archie is cute, poor lamb with those fools for parents. I’m sure Serena will be sendng in the avocado airlift soon via private jet….’tis nothing compared to the 200K BABY SHOWER.

  75. My first thought was Oprah Winfrey, who bought an avocado farm because of her love for them. But due to the clues and links, I think it is Meghan Markle. What’s my favorite thing about her? From what I know, I can’t think of a thing, other than perhaps her sense of entitlement. I admire her for being able to think so highly of herself. Not sure if this is a desirable trait though.

  76. Markle. It’s right there in the last sentence: What Meghan wants, Meghan gets. Disgusting human being.

  77. The line reminds me of HRH the duke of Sussex’ line ‘what Meghan wants, Meghan gets’. But I’m fairly certain that London sells plenty of avocados, though I don’t think a plant would bode well in the climate. Unless her assistants are sick and tired of going to the store for one item?
    Avocados are grown in Cali, HRH the duchess of Sussex is a ‘proud Cali-girl’, so avocado queen kind of makes sense?

    I’m going to guess HRH the duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle.
    Her skin is flawless.

  78. Meghan markle. I dont like her because she’s fake and hypocritical. M&h wont last long

  80. Actress: The always pleasant and easy-going Meghan Markle *eye roll*

    [Optional] What is your favorite thing about her? Nothing. Did she really not realize where England is located geographically? She’s honestly shocked and annoyed she can’t fly a shipment of avocados in? Give me a break. She is ridiculous.

  83. Actress: Megan Markle

    [Optional] What is your favorite thing about her? Nothing, she’s very annoying and hypocritical.

  85. Jaysus, Meghan Markle AGAIN. But she’s not a bit entitled, is she? Because she preaches against entitled attitudes. Completely. LOL LOL! But maybe she could get Harry to fly some in for her???

    And my favorite thing about her? Her hair, when she’s got it under control.

  86. Meghan Markle

    So much for a low carbon footprint.

    She and Harry’s environmental crusade is laughable. All talk and no action. When they stop flying in private jets and wearing designer clothing only once, maybe I’ll believe them.

  87. Megan Markle, I’m English and she’s an embarrassment to our country’s royal family.

  89. Duchess Meghan? I’m not sure because you referred to her as a TV actress, which is what she was but no longer. My favorite thing? Not sure. I find her mildly annoying. I’m sure Prince Harry is more enamored with her than I am.

  91. Princess Meghan Markle.

    Don’t have a favorite thing but really, she doesn’t bother me one bit. I’m sure her life isn’t all it’s cracked up to be – neither was Diana’s and I’m sure, neither is Kate’s. They are held to such high standards and rules and regulations. Would never want to be a Royal in such a public eye.

  92. Meghan Markle
    For someone who has her PR people constantly say she is “the smartest person in the room,” this is really stupid. Does she not understand the role climate plays on growing food? And why can’t she get it through her head that the British Royal Family are not Hollywood celebrities? They are supported in part by taxpayer money & expected to behave as public servants, not like Marie Antoinette. She’s a social climbing D-list actor who’s in way over her head.

  93. Is this Megain? Not sure if it is difficult to get avocados in Great Britain but the clues point to her.

    If this is Megain there is nothing about her that I like.

  95. OMG, Markle once again. Also known as Meghan, Duchess of Sussex.
    Favorite thing about her? Seriously?

  98. Why would importing the avocados be so impractical? It can’t be THAT expensive to have 7-10 avocados shipped international express once a week, then store them so that they ripen at different rates.

  100. Vile Meghan Markle.

    Fave thing about her? Absolutely NOTHING. She’s awful. Maybe she should go visit her dad and get some avocados while she’s there.