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[Pop Bitch] Which Hollywood superstar needs a little bit more than coffee to help get him up?

Word around LA parties is that he requires the insertion of three digits in order to get things pumping.

Similar: Flavored Coffee

Actor:

[Optional] The grossest Hollywood celebrity is __________ .

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  2. livewyre says

    This is Ben Affleck.

    Related blind is about Kate Beckinsale and the movie being referred to on that blind is “Pearl Harbor.” Beckinsale’s costar in that movie was Affleck. So this is about him.

  3. Bheasa2 says

    I always try to think outside the box, LOL, and the clue of “three digits” seems to be a bit specific, so just to be different, I’m going to guess at Daniel Craig, being 007 – three digits (and, yes, I know what the alternate meaning is suggesting!).

  4. TNSunny says

    Affleck. He’s always doing a pap stroll with his coffee drink. Also considering alcohol causes “drooping” issues I’m sure he does need some extra help in that department.

    • anarchistlibrarian says

      yeah – as spunkfunker says, the prostate can be stimulated digitally either by yourself or others, or via toys and other body parts. enjoying it doesn’t make you “gay”, either. 🤷🏻

  7. Borzoi B says

    Oh this is easy ….. I think !
    George Clooney
    Nespresso Man

    Not sure about grossest but I will go with either Depp, Clooney , sex pest Franco and then creepy Henry Cavil !

    • Hardball71 says

      how do we guess gay men/closet cases? If they are having sex with another man isn’t the insertion part spoken for with more than three digits? I feel like this is a straight cheater or dude who needs help.

    • XcusemyEnglish says

      I thought it meant that he can only ‘perform’ in the bedroom with 3 fingers up his backside

  12. amagod121 says

    George “The best part of waking up is 3 fingers in your butt!” Clooney.

    Worst celeb: has got to be scuzzy Weinstein, although I hate to exclude Charlie Sheen or Bill Cosby from that “honor.”

  19. ItsBouquet says

    I really have no idea so I’m going to take a stab in the dark:

    Patrick Dempsey used to own a coffee chain. I’m assuming coffee is a strong reference.

    Eddie Murphy is usually on a staged paparazzi coffee run with his latest incubator, so he’s my second guess.

    I don’t think that’s gross, it’s harmless. Grossest Hollywood celeb is Lena Dunham. She doesn’t understand that nobody finds her attractive. She should leave her clothes on.

  23. aaawam20 says

    What the…..?

    Who the grossest? I think a lot of them are pretty crusty who either let themselves go, stopped bathing, or sleep around with woman who could be their daughter or even granddaughters age.

  24. omgimbackagain says

    Grossest is Harvey Weinstein

    No idea about the answer to the blind but I’ll guess Leo because he and Brad Pitt are the only true superstars nowadays I think.

  33. XcusemyEnglish says

    Leonardo DiCaprio? Bradley Cooper? A lot of men enjoy a bit of ‘backdoor loving’ and not all of them are gay … but if it’s the only thing that gets you going, you might want to reconsider your sexual orientation.

    [Optional] Harvey Weinstein. James Franco is pretty gross too.

    • bec215d says

      This….
      Clooney pitches Nespresso.
      And if Depp without his bandanas and necklaces and eyeliner is just as gross as Charlie Sheen, with a nastier temper.

  43. BooStrawberry says

    Affleck. The related blind ‘flavored coffee’ reminded me of south park’s ‘taco flavored kisses’ from episode Fat Butt and Pancake Head.

    So many celebrities & reality participants considered Hollywood celebrities share that title.

    So I’ll name 2 of the seemingly sweetest instead: Keanu Reeves & Liv Tyler. 🙂

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