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Like Christmas To Her

[Blind Gossip] You might think that this TV personality must be overwhelmed by the amount of publicity she is getting about her new relationship.

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She is loving every single freaking minute of it!!! This is like Christmas to her. She is not trying to keep a low profile. In fact, she is shopping for a publicist who can handle all the press inquiries. The only problem is that she is probably going to get dropped by [Her Talent Agency] and no publicist in L.A. wants to piss off her husband by taking her on as a client.

Poor thing.

Oh, wait.

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[Optional] How long do you think her new relationship will last? Why?

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  3. Lauren Sanchez
    Didn’t realize she was married.
    Hard to say, but money can be a huge motivator on both ends to keep relationship going

  8. Ewww…

    Lauren “look at me, look at me” Sanchez.

    The “happy” couple will get married and it will last for maybe 5 – 6 years.
    Bezos will wake up one day and realize that he has been one stupid fool. Thinking with the wrong head will get you every time…

  11. Lauren Sanchez who hitched her wagon to Bezos. anyone with half a brain can see it is orchestrated on her part and he fell hook line and sinker. She is making a fool of him.

  13. Lauren Sanchez

    Joker faced ridiculous cans mistresses are fun while it’s illect. To quote Justin Timberlake, “What goes around comes back around.” 4 years only 2 happy.

  22. Obviously this is Lauren Sanchez. That shameless ‘hobag looks happier than a pig in poop at bagging Bezos. Wife, kids? Just another pile of collateral damage to step over to a home-wrecking tramp…

  30. That Sanchez woman who cheated with Bezos. He definitely traded down!

    If Jeff has any sense he will drop this woman who reportedly set out to get him because she is a climber and smelled his billions. Surely he is going to question her telling friends that he was the kind of guy she needed back when she & her hubby met the Bezos, sending friends copies of his texts and his penis pics, still courting media attention, etc. Bezos got played by a pro. Her friends say she’s a climber.

  31. The insufferable Lauren Sanchez. Run, Bezos, run!

    Optional: two days.

    No, one day.

    Same day?? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!

  33. Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos are both from Albuquerque so that’s got to count for something, right? Right?

  37. Lauren Sanches.

    Not long especially since she did the mistake of forwarding Jeff’s naughty photos and text to a “friend.”

    Now that he will soon be divorced many women will throw themselves as Bezos. Younger and prettier women who aren’t dumb enough to forward photos and text to others. And why would Jeff stay with Lauren once he is single?

  41. Lauren Sanchez

    The relationship will last as long as her beautiful looks. Even in the #Me Too movement men are still as misogynistic as ever, just no so in your face about their longing to return to the 50’s.

  43. I know! I know! It’s that lady married to super agent Patrick Whitsell: she became Jeff Bezos’ love obsession. “We were meant to be together,” he says. Oh brother. Penis brain! Anyway her husband is a super agent so I’m sure he has tons of pull.

  45. She went after the big fish and hooked him…She has a big mouth and can not be trusted…Bezo is having a middle age crisis..It will never last….

    • I think so too. Once he is single and after the illicit thrill wears off, he is either going to regret not being married to a woman he can trust, convince himself itthat he made his bed and has to lie in or he will look like a fool, or enjoy the single life and all the women willing to do a “deal” with him. Personally, I hope he regrets his affair, AFTER his wife finds a man who makes her happier than Jeff ever did. Although, with the money she is going to get, she has to be careful as…

    • Shelf life of this relationship will be short. Now that he’s “on the market”, he’ll have women throwing themselves at him at every opportunity. And Lauren Sanchez is not even that attractive, imho.

    • Yup, she is quite horrid looking (my assessment before reading this blind) and 1 plastic surgery away from looking like the Cat Lady.

  48. Jeff Bozo ‘s new sidepiece, Lauren Sanchez (hisssss!)

    I give it maybe five years at best, because now that Daddy Warbucks has discovered the mistress path, he will be busy finding a new one once he gets bored with the present one. And I do not think that she will go quietly into that cold, dark night!

  49. Hope she milks her 15 min. for every drop… I’m sorry for his wife and kids to go through this, but Bezos made his bed, and now he’s got to lie in it. Choices have consequences.