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[Blind Gossip] For a couple that claims to want privacy, they sure have a knack for drawing attention to themselves on a regular basis.

It is always amusing to watch this couple take any subject…  and make it all about them!

Something as simple as wishing someone a Happy Birthday actually becomes a device to to draw attention to themselves and show how important they are.

Not everyone is amused, though!

The family is gobsmacked that they would make this about them. Before the call was set up, it was explained to them quite clearly that the only appropriate public statement would be to wish [The Birthday Girl] well on her day. That they chose to completely violate that agreement is both stunning and infuriating. Every member of the family is appalled.

Yikes.

It seems that by attempting to prove how “in” they are… they managed to push themselves “out” even more!

We don’t know if our actress and her jobless husband thought they were being defiant or smart, but this is certainly not the first time that something like this has happened.

We recall a time last year when the wife was given very specific guidance on the dress code and behavior for a major event… chose to do exactly the opposite… was criticized for it… and then complained to her husband and friends about how no one in the family was helping her.

Does she think she is smarter than everyone?

Why did she lie about what happened?

Was she trying to play the victim?

Was she setting up the “us” versus “them” narrative to force her husband to choose sides?

Why does she chronically leak to the media and then claim she had nothing to do with it?

Whatever her motivations, her husband certainly seems to be on board with it.

They are definitely a team when it comes to pursuing publicity while simultaneously demanding privacy. 

It’s all quite puzzling. And outrageous. And endlessly amusing.

Similar: Whinging And Wailing

Birthday Girl:

Couple:

[Optional] Is she smarter than her husband? Is she smarter than his family? What will happen in the long run?

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  1. janerepaired says

    I don’t get why the family should have any say anymore. They’re not employees. Can you imagine an absurd reality where it wouldn’t be okay for you to tell people you called your grandma? They’re ALL a bunch of attention * and now, more than ever, their importance is truly nil. There are no tourists in London. They aren’t bringing in revenue. Can’t H and M can just be regular annoying celebs now so we can just read blinds ab how smelly their farts are or whatever?

  3. coey17 says

    The Queen
    Meghan and harry

    I dont know if shes smarter than them or not, but I dont lay the blame on just solely her. I think if everyone stopped reporting on them, they’d eventually fade away.

  6. SilentRen says

    Birthday Girl: Queen Elizabeth

    Couple: Harry and Meghan Markle

    Optional: She is smarter than her husband as she managed to manipulate him into believing her lies and cutting ties with his family. She’s not smarter than his family either. Harry and Meghan are Prince Edward and Wallis Simpson 2.0. It won’t end well for Harry but maybe Meghan as she’s forever part of the BRF.

  7. mary55geelong says

    The Queen

    Prince Harry and his wife

    She thinks so, she will be shunned by everyone she uses.

    Harry will be back in England hopefully with Archie.

  11. phandabox says

    Birthday Girl: Kate Middleton, but it’s Louis’s birthday. Common for European moms to give birthday greetings to the child’s mom instead

    Couple: Meghan Markle and Harry. They posted on their instagram and made sure to mention the photos of Louis were taken by Meghan both in the teaser and official post

  14. karenwtf says

    Birthday Girl: The Queen
    Couple: Harry & Meghan

    They had a private zoom call to wish her a happy 94th birthday from their new place in LA. Then they told their fave press outlets about it (apparently)

  15. ChattyCathie says

    Megan Markle is much smarter than her hapless husband, but not smarter than the Queen. I think that the Queen has had enough and there will be serious fallout/consequences for this latest stunt.
    The house will be taken away from them and possibly their titles
    What the Queen giveth, she can also take away. I had expected better of Harry. Not anymore.

  17. purplefluffybunny says

    The Queen

    Harry and Meghan

    She’s smarter than he is but not smarter then the Royals and all their staff

    They’ll end up divorced, Harry will come crawling back and there’ll be an almighty custody row over Archie

  19. ginger cakes says

    Urgh!!! Its Meghan and Harry. No shes not smarter than Harry. Hes completely under her spell and my guess is she has convinced him the family had somethingvto do eith his mums accident orr….. He has blabbedcabout the family snd now if he doesnt toe the line she will go to the press. The family are wayyyyy smarter except for Charles. Wills is ahead of the game, so is Cami. Divorce with a £25m packet and equal custody of Arch .

  20. kuhdis says

    Birthday girl: HRH Queen Elizabeth

    Couple: Megan and Harry

    She’s definitely smarter (able to manipulate) him and she thinks she’s smarter than the Royal Family but they’re definitely smarter than her

  24. hkmummy says

    The ginger prince and his d~list wife not wishing the Queen happy birthday. Both stupid fools who are becoming more irrelevent as time goes on. They will not last a year but the question is, will they be welcomed back by the Brits?

  29. citijax says

    Birthday girl is HRM Queen Elizabeth and the couple is JustPlainHarry and Meghan. Meghan will write a “tell all” book that will portray the royal family as fools and will forever taint the Monarchy.

  30. Piwakawaka says

    Birthday Girl: QE11

    Couple: Megain Markle & Hapless Harry

    Is she smarter than her husband? Oh yes, but admittedly, that’s not hard.
    Is she smarter than his family? Some of them; but no one beats The Firm.
    What will happen in the long run? Who cares, they’re both toast already.

  31. angel55 says

    Bday girl is the Queen. The couple is none other than Harry and Meghan. She may be smarter than him, but she is not smarter than them! As for the long run, I had honestly forgotten all about those two til you brought it up…they and their shenanigans will continue to fade into obscurity…

  33. CountessChristine says

    Birthday Girl : HRM Queen Elizabeth
    Couple: Megxit and Harry
    Optional: No, Possibly, but ending in Divorce.

  34. Furfur says

    Birthday Girl: Queen Elizabeth

    Couple: Prince Harry and Meghan ‘Magic’ Markle

    Is she smarter than her husband? Even Guy is. Is she smarter than his family? LOL, no. What will happen in the long run? There’s a court case coming up which will put the screws on her. Many bad things about her will leak, accidentally of course. She’ll only stay with Harry for as long as it suits her and not a second more. Word has it Harkles may only have months left…

  35. mybellyistoofulltothink says

    At this point, I’m inclined to believe Markle will do ANYTHING to stay in the gossip columns no matter if it receives positive or negative publicity. That’s the only explanation for all the crazy contradictory stupid stunts they pull. I can imagine it now: post-divorce to him, she will claim outrageous things like “I needed to constantly be in the spotlight for protection against the shady Royals to prevent another Diana situation!” hahahaha

  37. MademoiselleRose says

    Queen Elizabeth
    Harry and Meghan

    Sick of them. They’ll end up being the Kardashians of the Royal Family. I was always behind Harry, but never again, he’s a total tool. Luckily the Royal Family has William and Catherine. I wasn’t sure about her when she married William because her family seemed to want to be hangers on which made me have reservations about her, but over time she’s proven to be perfect for her current and future role. I think the family should cut him off now.

  39. magnoliamama says

    Meghan and Harry…..again.

    She’s sneaky not smarter. She’ll also be his future first ex wife if she doesn’t stop her shenanigans.

  41. Monysmom says

    Queen Elizabeth is the 94th birthday girl
    Couple is Prince Harry and Meghan Markle

    I believe she THINKS she is smarter than everyone else, and he is just whipped and not using his brain. I think bad things are going to happen to her (not like murder or anything, I just think she will find a lot of avenues are becoming blocked )

  43. toronto says

    Meghan Markle and Harry.

    Lol, the only thing I’m confused about is how he hasn’t realized what a witch she is. But we can’t feel sorry for him anymore. He’s complicit.

    Is she smarter than her husband? YES. Is she smarter than his family? No. What will happen in the long run? Divorce within 5 years, so I’d say they’ll be kaput in three. Harry will return and they will welcome him. She will do some kind of bombshell interview and end up totally washed out. Her goodwill is running out…

  44. grumpy says

    Birthday Girl: Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth

    Couple: Meg and Harry

    [Optional] Is she smarter than her husband? Clearly she is but not in a good way

    Is she smarter than his family? Not at all they have her number

    What will happen in the long run? At some point I think he will wise up

  45. LittleMissMuffin says

    Birthday Girl: HM The Queen

    Couple: Meghan and handbag

    [Optional] Is she smarter than her husband? Is she smarter than his family? What will happen in the long run? They are both as dumb as a box of rocks. I don’t understand what is going on in their heads. I am convinced she thinks she has major dirt on the RF and think she can get away with this behavior. At this point, hairy handbag deserves all the backlash he’s getting. I hope his family never forgives him.

  46. sunshine702 says

    The Queen

    Hasbeen Harry and Ain’t sayin she a Goldigger 🎶 Markle.

    No they are equally stupid.
    An unfortunate “accident”?

  47. pablos_princess says

    The detestable, disgusting, mentally imbalanced M Markle. I have literally never “hated” or even strongly disliked a celebrity in my whole life (bc we don’t know them personally). Until now. For some reason, there is simply something about her that is so, so hate-able.

  52. danniteresa says

    Birthday girl: The Queen

    Couple: Harry and Meghan

    Yes she is smarter than her husband but definitely not his family the monarchy have already started to distance themselves from this farce of a marriage, In 4 years they will be divorced.

  53. TeaDrinker says

    Queen Elizabeth II
    Meghan Markle and Prince Harry

    Optional: I have a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich that is smarter than Meghan. She’s not smarter than anyone other than Harry who seems to have lost the plot! I think he’ll tire of the constant battle with money and the world and will wake up one day to see that everyone was right; then he’ll put tail between legs and crawl back to the UK with freshly signed divorce papers.

  54. aaadenim says

    Birthday Girl:. Queen Elizabeth
    Couple:. Meghan and Harry
    Extra questions… Meghan definitely THINKS she’s smarter than his family but she will find ( and Harry too) that she is NOT!

  55. trivialtime says

    The Queen
    Those commoners, Harry and the grifter
    She’s more greedy than smart. She’s not authentically mentally handicapped but she lacks sense. Long run will be they stay in America and grift from party to party and Archie will grow up to be insufferable like his parents.

  59. lindseyne says

    Queen Elizabeth’s birthday
    Harry and Meghan
    Meghan is more intelligent than Harry and THINKS she is more intelligent than the royals. That’s the funny part because as a couple they keep following Meghan’s bad advice and continue to screw up and show how greedy, narcissistic, publicity hungry and foolish they are.
    The current royals are far brighter and more experienced than a D list actress.

  60. Loulou1 says

    The insufferable Harry and Meghan again. Yes she probably is smarter than him, but that’s not hard my cat is probably smarter than him. No she isn’t smarter than his family. In the future it will most likely end in tears (H&M’s). If she thinks she will come out the winner in all this she is sadly mistaken. I think the RF are just giving her all the rope she needs as she is going to hang herself.

  61. FiyahHotFlashy says

    Birthday Girl: Queen Elizabeth

    Couple: Harry and Meghan

    [Optional] Is she smarter than her husband? Is she smarter than his family? What will happen in the long run? Meghan is playing herself. Harry and the baby will be back at the castle by years end….DIVORCE

    • deepsigh says

      Please God. Poor Harry seems a fish out of water right now. No job, no life punctuated by annual events,no staff making his life smoothly.
      Little Archie needs to grow up around his cousins. He needs to learn that life. He might not have been given a title at birth, but he will someday inherit the title Duke of Sussex. Right now they are not giving him roots or or sibling. He will feel alone and alienated if he isn’t raised around Harry’s family. Remember,Megs has ZERO family according to her.

  64. hazura jane says

    Birthday Girl: HRH Queen Elizabeth II

    Couple: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle

    Neither Prince Harry nor Meghan Markke is particularly smart or self-aware. The BRF may not be super geniuses, but they play the very long game. Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have successfully undermined any future earnings potential they once had. By repeatedly showing their avarice and clumsy attention-grabbing behaviors, they make themselves undesirable as friends of the rich and famous by stinking up the…

  66. soccermom79 says

    Queen Elizabeth

    Couple is the two nut jobs, Harry and Markel. Absolutely pathetic these two.

  68. ADM1780 says

    Birthday Girl:MEG MARKLE

    Couple: Harry & Meghan

    [Optional] UGH, they are ridiculous.

  69. Soprettytome says

    Birthday girl: the Queen

    Couple: Markle and her puppet

    Optional: I don’t think she’s smarter than Harry, “just” more devious.
    In the long run, I wish that people could see through her game and stop reporting her every move.

  70. Skillaty says

    Queen Elizabeth

    Dumb H and in a manic episode, Narc Meghan

    Is she smarter than her husband? Is she smarter than his family? What will happen in the long run?

    She is smarter than him. It’s not hard to do, H barely passed school and is room temp IQ. She’s not smarter than his family. They’ve out played every move she’s done. Everyone remember her billion dollar brand that never came to be? Lol. She and H will lose titles next. Post pandemic, I bet they’re stripped

  72. Doogy Howzer says

    So obviously Mr and Mrs Markle

    Please Britain take them back! Or make them move out of the US! We don’t want them!

  73. Christina X says

    Meghan and Harry.

    As far as being smarter than Harry, she may be better “educated” than him. His academic career was lackluster at best. She’s manipulative & a narcissist, and I think that she BELIEVES she is smarter than she is. However she will not outwit or outlast the Firm.

    I think they will divorce. She was savvy to move to LA. The CA divorce laws will probably be to her advantage.

    If Charles is smart, he will pay for their houses so she won’t be entitled to them in divorce

  74. beachchick218 says

    The always obnoxious and attention craved couple from “It’s always about us” ville.

    I cant bring myself to type her name….I’d have to go shower. And her pet, the man formerly known as Prince.

    I don’t think you’d call her smart….just scheming. My poor Harry, along for the ride.

    The Firm is light years beyond this feckless duo. Just wait…..it’s coming.

  77. hannahhkate says

    Birthday Girl: Her Majesty The Queen

    Couple: Meghan and Harry

    Optional: I don’t think she’s smart at all, unless her long term goal is to be divorced, alienated from the Royal Family, and to have a terrible reputation with the general public. If that’s the case, she’s right on target.

  80. chica1984 says

    Queen Elizabeth
    Duchess and her Prince

    They disgust me. How did she get an N95 mask when doctors can’t????

  81. Steffy44 says

    Markle and Harry. It’s the Queens birthday. Nasty creatures just need to go away like they wanted but are constantly trying to stay in the limelight because they want to make bank when the pandemic is over.

  82. badgerette85 says

    Markle & Co
    Bday gal- QE
    Op- she seems to think so… can’t wait and watch this all implode.

  83. JoshuaTree says

    Queen Elizabeth

    Meghan and Prince Harry.

    She’s smarter than that dumb log Harry, but she’s a conniving narcissist who has to make everyone else’s day about her (see Mexit on the eve of Catherine’s birthday, announcing her pregnancy at Eugenie’s wedding, overshadowing Camilla’s important domestic violence speech with some dumb PR move that got more attention. Not to mention the leaked texts and ghosting the British tabloids letter ahead of the Queen’s b-day 24 hours later)

  84. mommykakes says

    Birthday Girl: Queen Elizabeth

    Couple: Harry and Megan, Douches of Sussex

    I wish they’d both go away entirely!

  87. ZedsDead says

    Birthday Girl: QE2
    Couple: Meghan and Harry

    They’re both idiots, and if they thought the British tabs were bad (which they are) I don’t think they’re at ALL prepared for the worldwide press. Idiots.

  90. Baileygirl says

    Queen Elizaeth II
    Meghan and Harry
    She is smarter than her husband. She is NOT smarter than the RF. In the long run she will be divorced with restricted access to Archie and no access to Harry. She will be poison in the Hollywood community and will be seen as yesterday’s news. She was something with Harry. Without him she is just and old, divorced actress with little talent and fading looks.

  95. Jodone says

    Obviously Betty Windsor B’day and the nasty couple are H&M why don’t they just disappear once and for all? I know it is all about money grabbing by her, he is too stupid to know what is going on. So yeah she is smarter than him, but she is not smarter than the world who will pick up on what a hoax she is and just ignore her, Heaven knows what will happen with him, probably a career as a bartender in a gay pub in Majorca.

  96. MrsCleaver says

    The ever clueless Cash & Carry – Meghan Markle & hubby formerly known as Prince Harry.
    She is WAY smarter than Harry & she THINKS she is WAY smarter than everyone who tries to advise her. Sadly she isn’t.
    Thinks she is going to have a BIG Hollywood career, which will NOT happen and she will send Prince packing once she gets her claws into another dumb rich guy. “Paging Elon Musk…”

  97. truth_sayer says

    Birthday Girl: HM The Queen

    Couple: Meghan Markle and her idiot companion Prince Harry

    Princess Diana tried her best to ensure Harry wouldn’t be left adrift and kept him and William close so that he’d always be a key member of the BRF. He’s just undone all her good work in that respect. He’s a total disappointment. William will hang him up to dry, I’m sure.

    • caela94 says

      The same way his Great grand father George Vl had to cut off his brother Duke of Windsor. (Aka David or King Edward)
      It’s amazing how their lives are similar
      Both married American divorcees
      Both wanted a more private life. David loved life in America. Bought a ranch in the West. Wallis Simpson wasn’t his first American GF.
      Wanted a royal allowance and a HRH title for wife. The latter never happened. His allowance remained but it wasn’t as much as he wanted.
      Queen Liz might be 94 but…

  98. Vampira says

    The Queen
    MM & Harry, obviously
    She is smarter and more conniving than hubby, but not the Firm, they’ve seen & done it all. She should be careful or she’ll end up like Diana

  100. TruePatriot says

    HRH Queen Elizabeth
    MeGain & Harried
    She’s the stupidest person on the planet imo. They will get her out of the way if she’s not careful.

  101. Tinytoon76 says

    Birthday Girl: Queen Elizabeth

    Couple: Harry & Meghan

    She’s the least smart one in the bunch.

  102. kellyp says

    Queen Elizabeth II 94th birthday
    Of course, Mr. and Mrs. Harry Mountbatten-Windsor with their announcement that they wouldn’t “cooperate” with leading British newspapers they don’t like.

    We all know that they can’t stand not being the center of attention and they’d walk down the middle of the road pantless if they couldn’t get attention otherwise.

    Is she smarter than her husband? Yes, but that’s not saying very much is it?
    Is she smarter than his family? No. They are going to…

  103. charlene2345 says

    Queen Elizabeth

    * Markle, and Just call me Harry.

    I think they’re both mentally ill- he has PTSD from his mother’s death (which she brought out, big-time, to suit her own agenda). She is a narcissist who really does believe she is smarter, prettier, and better than everyone else (which of course she isn’t.)

  104. Tuanie says

    The Queen is the birthday girl

    Of course Harry and his controlling wife are the obvious suspects

    • kellyp says

      They made an announcement to the press that they won’t be cooperating with the press (or the parts unsympathetic) on the Queen’s 94th birthday.

  108. Midwestgurl says

    Queen Elizabeth II

    Harry and Meghan Markle

    Optional: No, definitely not smarter than her husband or his family, unless you count smarter in a manipulative way. Not smarter in a common sense, decent human being way. I hope he’s going to wake up and smell the conniving woman he’s married.

  109. Gerseychick says

    Birthday Gal….Her Majesty the Queen….
    Arrogant Grifter and Pathological Liar Rachel Markle….Prince Heartless Harry….
    The Queen and Prince Charles needs to ban this Bombastic Couple from Everything Royal….

  112. omgimbackagain says

    Queen Elizabeth turns 95

    The Duke and Duchess of Sussex

    Her husband is not that bright. I always thought Charles was pretty bright, and I think the queen is great. What will happen? They will divorce. He will get Archie. They will fall into relative obscurity while William becomes king. Meghan will have a talk show or something in the US. She is no Diana. She’s not even a Fergie.

    • charlene2345 says

      Totally agree about her not even being a Fergie. Fergie never had much sense and did some embarrassing things, but she never treated the RF with so much disrespect.

      MM keeps determined to keep slapping the RF in the face with her antics, making me think there is something seriously wrong with her.

  115. jerseymom says

    Birthday Girl: HRM Queen Elizabeth
    Couple: The Duke & Duchess/Meghan & Harry

    Well, it’s * Markle at it again! I really don’t understand why they have to continue to make these dramatic announcements vilifying press outlets when all they both want is PR. And their obviously staged “work” in LA is kind of laughable. The world is upside down and all they want to do is whine about “me, me, me.”

  116. loopylou600 says

    The Queen

    The odious and unremarkable Sussex’s!

    Megsy is more intelligent than Harry, though that isn’t hard as he’s as thick as two planks. She is not however more intelligent than her in-laws, just a conniving z-list actress whose a downright liar. Please let them crawl under a rock and never be seen or heard of again!

    • carriebradshaw says

      She’s smarter then him, not a hard thing. At the end she will divorce him, he will end living in private, because he burns all bridges, as if what he does were some game, without real consequences. She will end as Real Houswife of… Or ither reality tv person. RF will still be there, and at some point Duchess of Sussex will became Meghan Markle again.

  119. 4sixx2 says

    Queen Elizabeth
    The Insufferable Meg and Harry. Meg is not smarter, she’s a ruthless manipulator. They’ll divorce in the end and Harry will crumble.

  121. NativeAtlantaGirl says

    Queen Elizabeth on her 94th
    MeGain Sparkle & Cuckled Harry

    My dryer lint is smarter than Harry. The divorce will be spectacular. I bet she realizes filing for divorce in California more profitable than Canada or England.

    • Cerise94 says

      Want to know the best part? After 90 days of living in California, she’s entitled to 50% of money. But that doesn’t apply to trust funds and all his money is safely guarded by trust funds. Hahaha

    • lilmisscanada says

      Um, Cerise? That is completely inaccurate. First, you can’t file for divorce in California unless one or both of you has lived in the state for 6 months and the county for 3 months immediately prior to filing. Second, that’s not how community property works. She would only be entitled to 50% of any assets/income acquired during marriage–provided that income is not from a passive, separate property source.

  122. The Big D says

    The Queen on her 94th birthday.
    Megain and Harry-again!
    She is not smarter than anyone except maybe Harry-she is actually just outsmarting herself-she is alienating EVERYONE. She is destroying any public sympathy or support she maybe would have if she would just go away.

    • carmentaylor says

      Definitely Markle, But what happened? They are also doing something shady, I missed what they did to on the Queen’s Bday.

    • summerbreeze says

      @carmentaylor, they leaked to the press how not only Meghan and Harry did a zoom chat with the Queen for her birthday but supposedly Archie joined them, when they were to do nothing more than wish HMTQ a Happy Birthday, but of course, Meghan was unable/unwilling to comply, because, of course, AGAIN, Meghan knows best/gets whatever she wants. lolz