Drunk and Junk Housewife

[Blind Gossip] You probably know by now that “Real Housewife” does not refer to a woman who is married and stays home to take care of the husband and kids and house. It refers to a woman looking for attention and creating drama for a reality TV show.

Sometimes that behavior backfires.

Let’s talk about a Real Housewife who embarrassed herself during a night out!

Here’s what happened. She was out filming an episode of her Real Housewives of Whatever series. She hit up a couple of bars in a major city. She drank a lot. Then she started hitting up the bartenders…

The bartender in the first bar looked like he was young enough to be her son. That didn’t stop her. She was getting drunk and started hitting on him. He wasn’t playing along and kept turning away from her.

Did she take the hint and give up? No, she did not!

Instead of taking the hint, she got even more aggressive with him. She started sliding $100 bills across the counter at him and telling him she would make it worth his while to go home with her.

Ewww.

Did that work?

No, and she was NOT happy that he was ignoring her! He kept saying, “Leave me alone. I’m not interested!”

She was not hearing it, so she started making comments about his junk.

Maybe she thought it was funny but it was flat-out harassment. She was making everyone uncomfortable. The bartender just shook his head and walked away.

Our salty Housewife is not a quitter! Having failed in that pick up, she suggested to the crew that they try a different bar.

Can you guess what happened at the next bar?

She tried doing the exact same thing. She got more drunk. She picked out a cute young male bartender. She tried flirting and bribing and making vulgar comments to him.

Did that work this time?

None of it worked. She got exactly the same reaction. It was so bad that even the crew was laughing about how lame she was!

She eventually gave up. She went home very drunk and very alone.

It was such a failure and such an embarrassment – twice! – that the footage didn’t even make it to air.

Perhaps the franchise thought it would just be too much of a black eye on the series to show one of their stars as a crude, drunk, harassing loser?

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