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[Blind Gossip] What do you get when you mix religion with celebrity?

Money!

And this celebrity matriarch sees lots of money to be made with that combination!

It was originally just supposed to be a tax shelter, but now she realizes it could be a revenue generator. She is fascinated by [Competitor Church], which she sees as a model for what she wants to do. That’s why [her daughter] goes to [Competitor Church], to get the inside scoop on how everything works.

The long-term plan is to rebrand their own church to something catchy, expand the reach, and get attention by doing something outrageous or news-worthy at the service every week.

Each stunt will be publicized via photo ops and video clips. It doesn’t matter if you love it or hate it, as long as it gets attention.

Then they can grow the number of members, maybe even do a weekly broadcast so they can grow the church worldwide, and watch the “donations” roll in.

What? You mean the family’s religious machinations aren’t actually about religion or about keeping a strong moral core? They’re about money and publicity and a possible TV show? Shocking!

We’ve been telling you all along: Everything they do is a calculated business move. Everything.

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Family:

Competitor Church:

[Optional] Contest: Suggest a new name for their church! _______________

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Family: Kardashians

Competitor Church: Hillsong Church

Kanye West And Kris Jenner are working on a plan to televise and capitalize on Kanye’s Sunday services.

From RadarOnline:

Praise Yeezus! Kanye West Developing Reality Show About His Sunday Church Services

The 42-year-old rapper wants to cash in on Christ!

Kanye West is so eager to spread the word of God to all of his fans that he is in the process of creating a reality show based on his celebrity-filled Sunday services, RadarOnline.com can exclusively reveal.

“Kanye is legit trying to sell a show that is based on his Sunday sermons and he is trying to get Kim’s mother Kris on board to help launch it,” a source close to Kanye, 42, said.

“He wants the show to air on Sunday’s right before Keeping Up With the Kardashians and he’s been telling people that this has been his goal ever since he came up with the idea for Sunday services.”

And although wife Kim Kardashian is clearly on board  with her husband’s desire to cash in on Christ, the insider told Radar exclusively that momager Kris Jenner is “skeptical!”

“Kris is having a hard time buying this and she knows that she is going to have a hard time selling it too,” the insider said.

Kris was weary about mixing religion with business. “Because Kanye’s show is religion-based, Kris does not know if she even wants to go there and she has told him this.”

As fans know, however, Kanye has been promoting his Sunday services on social media, as well as on recent episodes of KUWTK.

In addition, the rapper even started an overpriced clothing line, Church Merch, that was a huge hit at the 2019 Coachella Music Festival.

“He is determined to turn this into profit. He is producing a documentary and also is in the process of working on an album on the gospel sung at his services,” the insider added.

You can completely ignore that part about how Kris is hesitant about mixing religion with business.

Ha!

The Kardashians have been using their own “church” as a tax shelter for years. After Hillsong started booming in popularity, Kris Jenner started seeing lots of profit potential in a music-based church. She planted that idea in Kanye and encouraged him to make it happen. Kris Jenner is no dummy. She is the one negotiating the deal. There is no hesitancy there.

A music-based, televised Sunday service starring Kanye and the rest of the Kardashian clan that airs right before Keeping Up With The Kardashians is just one more line of business for the Kardashian family.

Money, money, money!

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  1. headyeuphoria says

    I’m an atheist but lol talk about false prophets. More like huge profits herding their sheep.

  4. LuLu1977 says

    Kris Kardashian/Kardashians
    Sunday Service/Kanye
    So OBVIOUS it is for attention and money because everything else he does and they do is failing! They know that show is hanging by a thread. I seen a pic on SM where Kim’s stylist was sewing an outfit for North so they’re getting custom made clothes made for this so called Sunday Service!! Oh and North and her little friend are the house dancers! That little girl was dancing like a grown up and it was very disturbing. They are ALL so GROSS

  5. MCMoose says

    If it is the Ks and Kris, if you’re reading this, I want in on it. I’ve always dreamed of being my own Elmer Gantry.

  6. kevinthegerbil says

    No brainer, it’s the K, but what on Earth is the IRS doing in allowing this blatant tax-evasion scam to be classed as a church? What pitiful test does such a scheme need to pass muster? The sooner this family of scum is brought down the better.

  7. rebeccadewinter says

    This is a weird story – partly it’s the logical conclusion, a Kardashian church is no different to Hillsong or Scientology as it’s all for profit and not for faith. However, like all of it this is utterly crass, cynical, exploitative and evil to create a church for making money. How dare all of them. Blessed are the poor indeed, just not by them.

  10. Jelly Drop says

    OMG this is hilarious. I just saw Kim’s post. Hillsong is its own parasite but anything the Kardashians touch turns tacky.

    I suggest they call it Keeping up with the Kristians, or Keeping up with GOD, or Kocktails with Kristians (if they want to have a bar there).

    • LuLu1977 says

      You’d have to be a complete moron to think Hillsong is a Christ like church, no they are a money like church!!! I think they modeled their church after Scientology but w/o all the auditing B.S. and are seen as hip and modern to younger people. They want as many celebrities as they can get like Scientology for the MONEY! DUH

  12. spoofbyrd says

    I was going to say the Kardadashians as a joke when when I first read this. I guess it isn’t. As a Secular person this almost makes me root for Mike Pence!

  13. montebell says

    They are never going away. They are like Styrofoam in a landfill. Here for eternity. And as they age and there aren’t anymore plastic surgery options, the next generation will rise up to take their place. How’s that for a scary look at the future?

    • spaceship says

      But, those of us that know, the word of God (the Bible)…knows that one day, this world will come to an end, and so will the Kardashians and everything in it. Your only hope for eternity is getting into Heaven, and the only way to do that, is to accept Jesus Christ into your heart and life, as your Savior.

    • LuLu1977 says

      Not going to work though. Look at the Jackson Five their offspring do nothing and we don’t even know who most of them are. They will all fade away into oblivion very soon. There will probably be paps pics here and there of the grown kids when they’re out and about but that’s about it. I also predict most of them will lose their wealth and they’re no where near as wealthy as they like to project. They buy fake followers, 90% of their numbers on SM are FAKE.

  15. noodlesbitch says

    Kanye – aside from the delusions of grandeur, or his narcissistic personality disorder he needs to turn into a church as he is POOR & a religion is tax exempt. Sick of people using GOD when it suits.

  17. yashenny says

    Kris Jenner, who co-owns a church in California with a monthly membership fee.
    Competitor Church: the one Kim and Kanye have been hosting.

  18. Alllie says

    those Kardashian sisters again. Maybe “The Church That BJ’s Built” and some nifty stained glass windows of Kim and Kanye naked on a motorcycle. Klassy!

  19. shayjay says

    this has got to be the *. There was just some uproar about the directional daughter wearing goth lipstick and dancing like crazy at some church gathering…..
    this whole family is so disgusting. the church could be called The church for silicone filled sinners? Or The church of the Botox blessings? Or Plastic Surgery Sacrament?

  20. aaaDacia says

    Could only be *. Could be Kardashian kult church ,church of the loving money, so many

  21. TpotSquidge says

    Kardashians have been going to church a lot recently – knew it couldn’t be for religious reasons!

  23. iamastar1963 says

    * Church/Facade:
    • “Church of *”
    • “Mo Money Mo Money Mo Money!”
    • “Harlot Hub”
    • “Satan’s Lair”
    • “Church of Fakery”

  24. Mills007 says

    I saw this coming,… Yeezus church, filled with kardashian witches…

    This is gonna end bad! Mark my words…..

  26. luvprue1 says

    Family: The Kardashian

    I just saw a picture posted on the internet of the Kardashian in a church. North West had on a face full of makeup.

  28. lostinabsentia says

    The kardashians just scrape the bottom of the barrel in everything they do; why would religion be off limits.
    And I’m sure Hillsong United is either their church or the competing church. Either way that church has echoes of cultish behavior. Not something I’d want to point impressionable young people towards.

    And as an agnostic who believes in respecting religious beliefs as long as they don’t cause harm, aren’t cults, or create bigotry, I am horrified by this. Nothing is sacred anymore.

  30. HollyG says

    The Kardashians with Khloe attending Hillsong.

    The can start the Church of Yeezus Khrist of Jenner-Day Saint!

  32. Parade says

    Kardashian
    Hillsong
    Why not, what with the sexual abuse, pits filled with the bodies of abused children it seems like a perfect fit to me. Anyone taking note that the media, Et al., are strangely silent on the recent Southern Baptist scandal; 280 ministers and deacons are accused of sexual abuse. Zzzzzzzz. Kanye and Khurch.

  33. GayleStorm says

    Oh, nooo! Do the Kardashians have some sort of “church” up their sleeve??

    Hillsong Church

    The Koven of the Konniving K

  35. spicyone says

    Kardashians
    Hillsong Church (Spy is Kourtney)
    New name for their church: Legs wide open

  36. One Love says

    For all that is holy if this is that Kardashian family again I swear they have no souls and this would be proof.

  44. slix96 says

    Kris Jenner aka Satans spawn. These people are just morally corrupt. I have never wished anyones downfall;but in this circumstance I change my stance and hope they and their cult crumble. She has Kanye dancing around and now they have North made up like a 30 year old going to the club. Just disgusting

  47. LizardQueen says

    Family… the Kardassians

    Competitor church… the one that Justin Beiber and Chris Pratt go to (name escapes me)

    Name suggestion… Satan’s Succubus’ Lair. Because they are Satan’s concubines just sucking all the light on Earth away.
    As you can see… I have ZERO love for those people 😀

  50. Raveon says

    *, church of ‘Ye. They want to be the hip hop Hillsong. It’s frightening in a dystopic novel way.

  52. kevinthegerbil says

    Definitely the * with their sudden weekly attendances at ‘church’ that not only just happen to have been held outside, but also have passing photographers and videographers present. They truly are repulsive.

  55. amesr09 says

    The Kardashians and the competitor church is Hillsong United. Whoever decides to go to their church yikes.

  61. rexczarina says

    I’m baffled as to what religion the Kardashian-Jenner women would be. Doesn’t the devil worship Kris Jenner?

  70. surfsunsand05 says

    Family: The Kardashians/Kanye’s “church”

    Competitor Church: Hillsong (Kourtney has been seen going there)

  71. lovetheblazer says

    Family: Kardashians

    Competitor Church: Hillsong

    [Optional] Contest: Suggest a new name for their church! * for Jesus? * House of Money?

  72. FILMGAL says

    Kardashians
    Hill Song Church (Los Angeles)
    Optional: Cash for Christ Congrgational Church

  73. reen57 says

    Is this * and her Life Changes Church that got caught up in a tax fraud scandal a few years ago?Should get renamed Church of the Almighty Dollar

  78. amagod121 says

    The Kardashians started the Life Change Community Church.

    Competitor: Hillsong

    Optional: Church of the Mindless Greed

  81. ILUVCA4evr says

    Family: Kardashian..who else?

    Competitor Church: Hillsong Church (Justin Beiber)

    New name…You heard of Church of the Open Door? Well, there’s is Church of the Open Wallet…in this case, its YOURS!
    With the Right Reverend, ‘Lord’ Scott Disick. ..Let the Lord guide your hands..and hand over that credit card..TODAY!!!

  85. knight says

    The * and the daughter that goes to the church in Miami related to the weird Hillsong church.

    Church Name? Saint Useless of the Greedy

  86. noseyabby says

    It is Mama Kardashian. No one in that family has a core, let alone morals.
    Daughter: no clue
    Competitor: no clue.

  87. Beakerange says

    Kardashian.
    Hillsong or whatever it’s called. The one that Chris Pratt and Beiber attend

  92. Sharper_Teeth says

    Kardashian/Wests
    NO SCRUPLES!

    Optional: SunYe (Like) Services (or Whatever)
    Or
    No Scruples Sundays with Kim and Kanye
    Or
    GoldSouls

  96. aaadbf87 says

    Do we need any other sign that the world is ending than the Kardashians having their own “church”? The other cult is Hillsong.

  99. BettyBoopaDoop says

    This sounds like the Kardashians

    Church: Hillsong Church?

    Optional: Church of Grifting. At least it’s transparent.

    • spaceship says

      No, satan will see them in hell! Who but the Kardashians would even consider using God for fortune and fame……that family is truly disgusting!

    • popculturenut says

      Who but the Kardashians? How about the Catholic “Church” — or, when you get right down to it, most organized religions. I have no love for the K family, but it’s disingenuous to suggest that most (I won’t say any) don’t exploit their God for money and power.

  101. Catseyezzz says

    This just screams Kardashian to me. Just when you think they can’t get any lower…. Kris Kardashian is just unbelievable vile, even if this blind isn’t about her.

  105. Ferris Bueller says

    You ever wonder if any of those family members got a soul left. I bet you Rob is the most down to earth relative, all shut-in with his socks..lol

  106. GallwayGirl says

    The Kardashians – Kanye’s Sunday Services

    Hillsong

    I’m assuming they are calling it the Church of Yezus Christ.

  110. Sleepyandconfused says

    Jenner/Kardashian obviously
    Hillsong

    I can’t suggest anything polite so I won’t do that

  116. spaceship says

    How about “Don’t play with God heathen, or you’ll burn for eternity in hell” as a name for their church!

    • Samra1116 says

      Know this all the Mega Church are the same.. I don’t care what’s their religion..
      It’s all about the mighty dollar.. If they were doing God’s work with all the million they rake in.. All the Pastor living like RockStars and living in a Huge Mansion, private Jets etc.., It’s a disgrace to most of us, but we know what they are doing to children and their mega donors…Jesus help the low down dirty so called Preachers

    • Gooney says

      Kris Jenner isn’t going to hell fast enough with this antic. Kanye “ Rev” West educating the masses boggles the mind! And last but not least, Kim attending church in her plastic pants looking like she fell off the stripper pole and and got mercy tip money. These people are soulless oxygen thieves!

  117. umakompton says

    Family: The Kardashians
    Competitor Church: Hillsong

    They really out here tryna compete with a Church?!

    • NoseyNana2008 says

      I about fell out when Kimye posted her ‘morning psoriasis’ pictures before going to “her family’s Sunday Service”. What? Her family’s Sunday Service? They have their own services? The Church of the Almighty Dollar?
      Oh, and Kortney is the spy.
      How sad. How very, very sad.

    • Schrodingers Catcall says

      I’m assuming that “weary” is a portmanteau of wary+leery? But in this instance, I think it’s appropriate as I’m weary of Kanye and the whole Kardashian Klan myself.