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[Blind Gossip] Your friends at Blind Gossip told you that this scion was “in trouble” before it was disclosed in the media.

Now we are going to continue to keep you one step ahead!

You already know the story: Political family. Messy son. Pregnant girl.

The son is claiming that he is not the baby’s father.

Frankly, given his alcohol intake, his drug use, and the other women in his life, we’re not surprised that his first impulse is to always deny deny deny.

Then there’s the other reason for the denial.

He is refusing to take a DNA test. Yes, he knows he is probably the baby’s father, but there are bigger issues at play. He doesn’t want to distract people from his father’s message.

His family thinks that they can legally stall for at least another year on this.

How… political!

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Political Family:

[Optional] Will his father win? Please keep your comments civil and on topic.

SOLVED!

Political Family: The Bidens

Hunter Biden, son of Joe Biden, is just full of mischief!

Some chick in Arkansas claimed he got her pregnant.

No, not his deceased brother’s wife… with whom he did have an affair.

No, not Hunter’s old wife… who divorced him after he humiliated her by having an affair with their sister-in-law.

Not, not Hunter’s new wife… whom he married after knowing for only a couple of weeks.  

A fourth woman!

He thought he could deny and stall on that DNA test until the 2020 Presidential election.

He was wrong.

The DNA results are in!

As Maury Povich would say – and, just as your friends at Blind Gossip told you months ago – Hunter Biden, you ARE the father!

From The Arkansas Democrat Gazette:

DNA test shows Hunter Biden is father of Arkansas woman’s baby

DNA testing has established, “with scientific certainty,” that Hunter Biden is the father of an Arkansas baby, according to a motion filed Wednesday in Independence County on behalf of the child’s mother, Lunden Alexis Roberts.

Biden, son of former vice president Joe Biden, “is not expected to challenge the results of the DNA test or the testing process,” the filing states.

An attorney for Hunter Biden, former Arkansas Attorney General Dustin McDaniel, did not immediately respond to a request for comment.

A hearing in the case was previously scheduled for Dec. 2 in Batesville.

The baby’s “paternal grandfather, Joe Biden, is seeking the nomination of the Democratic Party for President of the United States of America,” the mother notes. “He is considered by some to be the person most likely to win his party’s nomination and challenge President Trump on the ballot in 2020.”

The Arkansas Democrat-Gazette posted a story early this afternoon about the DNA test-related court filing. Soon after, the Trump campaign tweeted out a link to the article, adding three words of its own: “Congratulations, Joe Biden!”

Hunter Biden, who initially denied having sexual relations with Roberts, eventually agreed to take a DNA test, according to documents filed by Roberts’ attorney, Clint Lancaster.

Read Thursday’s Arkansas Democrat-Gazette for full details.

Y’all go out and get yourself a copy of the D-G tomorrow!

And here’s a pic of the fourth woman, Lunden Alexis:

Lunden? L-u-n-d-e-n? Whatever.

Hunter Biden knew he was the father all along.

At least Lunden can now count on child support. And possible Secret Service protection!

This was just the latest in in the series of Hunter Biden’s foibles.

The New Yorker asked a simple question a few months ago.

Will Hunter Biden Jeopardize His Father’s Campaign?

He has struggled for decades with alcohol addiction and drug abuse; he went through an acrimonious divorce from his first wife, Kathleen Buhle Biden; and he had a subsequent relationship with Beau’s widow, Hallie.

He was recently sued for child support by an Arkansas woman, Lunden Alexis Roberts, who claims that he is the father of her child. (Hunter has denied having sexual relations with Roberts.)

On May 17th, the day before Hunter planned to appear at one of his father’s rallies, at Eakins Oval, in Philadelphia, Breitbart News published a story based on a Prescott, Arizona, police report from 2016 that named Hunter as the suspect in a possible narcotics offense.

That’s just the beginning.

While in the Navy Reserve, Hunter Biden tested positive for cocaine and was dishonorably discharged.

… Hunter had a urine sample taken for testing.

A few months later, Hunter received a letter saying that his urinalysis had

detected cocaine in his system. Under Navy rules, a positive drug test typically triggers a discharge. Hunter wrote a letter to the Navy Reserve, saying that he didn’t know how the drug had got into his system and suggesting that the cigarettes he’d smoked outside the bar might have been laced with cocaine.

Hunter… contacted Tom Gallagher, a former Navy lawyer who had worked with Beau at the U.S. Attorney’s office in Philadelphia. Gallagher agreed to represent Hunter pro bono, but it became clear that, given Hunter’s history with drugs, an appeals panel was unlikely to believe the story that he had ingested cocaine involuntarily, and that appealing the decision would require closed-door hearings and the testimony of witnesses, increasing the likelihood of leaks to the press. Hunter decided not to appeal.

When he divorced his wife, Kathleen – so he could be with his sister-in-law, Hallie – the divorce charges included infidelity, alcohol, drugs, and prostitution.

Yikes.

But wait! There’s more!

Hunter Biden is currently all wrapped up in The Ukraine Scandal.

Hunter Biden got $83G per month for Ukraine ‘ceremonial’ gig: report

Hunter Biden was reportedly paid $83,333 per month after being hired in 2014 by Burisma Holdings, one of Ukraine’s largest natural gas companies, while serving as a non-executive “ceremonial figure” with a “powerful name,” a report said Friday.

All told, the Ukraine company paid $3.4 million to Rosemont Seneca Bohai LLC, a company headed by Hunter Biden business partner Devon Archer, The National Review reported.

Between April 2014 and November 2015, Biden and Archer each received monthly payments of $83,333 for “consulting services.”

Wow!

Eighty three thousand dollars a month for doing nothing is one sweet gig!

But then a prosecutor in The Ukraine started looking into this arrangement and then Joe Biden tried to have the prosecutor fired and then that led to an investigation as to whether President Donald Trump tried to have the investigation investigated …. on and on.

So, if you are wondering why there is an impeachment inquiry going on right now… it all leads back to Hunter Biden!

What a mess.

Hunter Biden is a mess.

But, hey! He’s got a new baby!

Congratulations, Hunter!

And congratulations to Oyevey for being first with the correct response!

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Comments

  2. DavyRogers says

    Hunter Biden.
    No Biden will not be the nominee. Hopefully Old Joe’s campaign will implode soon and the entire family can retire out of the public eye forever.

  13. TheFallenK says

    The Bidens.

    Optional: No he won’t win. He’s just not a strong enough candidate. And political backings don’t really mean that much. I mean Hillary had backings from almost every elite in the world, and she still didn’t win! The little people are the majority in this country. Always remember that.

  19. simmiah says

    The Bidens

    I feel sorry for this child. To have your father deny you for the sake of an election…. nothing else I can say. I hope the mother has a wonderful family to help step in and care for this child.

  20. Searlait says

    Political Family:
    The Biden family
    [Optional] Will his father win? Please keep your comments civil and on topic.
    I suppose anything could happen but I seriously doubt Biden will win.

  21. Spyci Paprika says

    Joe Biden and his messy son Hunter. Doesn’t matter, Joe is not getting the nomination anyway

  30. GretaGuesses says

    The Biden Family.

    I don’t really think that Joe can win the Presidency. I really don’t see any Dems who could beat Trump.right now. People gripe about him and claim to hate him, but I think inside the privacy of the voting booth, people will vote on how the economy feels to them at that time.

  34. luddite2 says

    Hunter Biden. His father will not win. Creepy Joe is already showing he is mentally impaired and Hunter’s mommy Jill is propping him up.

    • Baileygirl says

      Is Jill Biden his mother? I thought his mother and another child were killed in a car accident. I think Jill is the second wife and she and Biden have a daughter-I think.

  38. bluthbananas says

    The Bidens

    Optional: LORD I hope not! Wish he and Bernie would get out of the way to make way for the next generation of Dems

  49. AHHAof3 says

    Joe Biden’s family. Hunter is a mess AND a jerk.

    Joe Biden will NOT be the next President. He won’t even be the Presidential nominee of the Dem. Party. He’s toast and it has nothing to do with Hunter, though Joe’s continued support of him doesn’t help his campaign. Joe already ruined his chances ALL by himself, and the poor kids/white kids gaffe was the final nail in his political coffin. I’m a Republican, and Kamala Harris is the Dem’s best hope to beat Trump. Doubt Trump will loose though.

  52. LizardQueen says

    The Biden’s

    ALL of “government” can implode within itself and I wouldn’t cry a tear. I think that’s a civil comment 🙂 LOL!!!

    Also… that baby in the stock photo is so freaking ADORABLE!!!!!

  57. Riley831 says

    Biden Family

    Father – Joe running for President
    Son – Hunter who is a mess

    They will probably pay her off until the election. Joe will not win bc he is making too many gaffe’s on his own. Trump will win again.

  60. gailpow says

    Political family is the dysfunctional Biden’s and that up-to-no-good black sheep son, Hunter, who knocked up that sweet southern blond. No, old Joe won’t win.

  61. Pinkieswear says

    Joe Biden and his son.

    Biden seems like he’s losing it mentally. I don’t think he’s going to be victorious.

  68. michelex23 says

    The Bidens with Hunter Biden as “not the father”.

    I love Joe Biden as our VP and his bromance with Barack Obama, however I think there are more qualified people (at this stage) to be president than him.

  77. amagod121 says

    Hunter Biden.

    How VERY nice of him to deprive the baby of funds that the mother could use for nutritious foods to eat while pregnant, rent, etc. What a SLEAZY move from a guy from a SLEAZY family!

    Optional: I hope not. Old Joe seems to be slipping the gears, losing his memory in his old age. Plus he doesn’t understand today’s world at all. I think his mindset is still in the 1980s.

  78. surfsunsand05 says

    Political Family: The Biden Family (Hunter Biden is the son the blind is referring to).