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Baldy Starchy Rooster And Limelight

[Blind Gossip] If you are wondering how that cheating story leaked out to the mainstream media, we have a little insight on the chain of custody.

This involves two very famous married couples.

Baldy and his wife Starchy were arguing a lot over his cheating on her.

Some of Baldy and Starchy’s inner circle of friends know about this, but they also know the “family rules” about keeping such matters private. Thus, Baldy and Starchy’s families were generally able to keep the rumors tamped down in the press.

After one particularly brutal fight with Starchy, Baldy told his brother Rooster what was going on. He also specifically asked him not to discuss it with actress wife, Limelight.

Rooster told his wife Limelight anyway.

And that is when the rumor went mainstream!

Now, we do not know if Limelight accidentally spilled the gossip to people outside the family because she doesn’t understand the “family rules”…. or if she intentionally leaked it because she wants to hurt Baldy and Starchy.

It almost doesn’t matter, though, because the damage is done. And it was easy for the family to trace the leak directly back to Limelight.

So, now you know the chain of custody of the rumor. Neither Baldy nor Starchy shared anything directly with Limelight. It was all Rooster.

And that is why Baldy and Starchy don’t trust Rooster any more and are keeping their distance from him… and why Limelight is a persona non grata.

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[Optional] If you were Baldy and Starchy, what would you do?

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  2. Baldy and Starchy: Prince William and Kate Middleton

    Rooster and Limelight: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle

  4. Baldy and Starchy: Wills and Kate

    Rooster and Limelight: Harry and Meghan

    The DRAMA!! Wills should have kept it in his trousers! 😉

  5. The royal family. Thanks so much for finally telling us what’s been going on behind the scenes. I wonder how long this has been going on. Kate and Will always look very together and always smiling so it was a shock to find out he was cheating. And today Kate was shown all smiley with Harry. Must be hard to play nice and act like everything is all good

  6. William & Kate
    Harry & Meghan

    I think W&K kept the rumors of M going and our smart American Dutchess showed them who they were messing with! I don’t think H has much respect for W since he tried to end his relationship with M. I believe there is a lot of jealousy from W & K.

  7. Baldy and Starchy – Prince William and Kate Middleton
    Rooster and Limelight – Prince Harry and Megan Markle

  10. Sorry this is all Baldy’s fault. Don’t cheat on your wife and there would be no tabloid gossip to squash

  11. The Royals. Do exactly as they are. Freeze them out. After all l, Will and Kate will be the K and Q of England. The other two will quickly lose their relevance as they pay for their loose lips and disloyalty.

  12. Baldy is Prince William, Starchy is Princess Kate, Rooster is Prince Harry and Limelight is Meghan Markle. If I were Baldy and Stretchy, I would find myself a good marriage and family therapist who I could trust and get into counseling fast and try to figure out why Baldy had an affair in the first place, and do whatever it takes to make sure it is the first and last time it happens. Without Prince William’s initial error, no other damage would have been done. Don’t blame anyone else!

  14. Baldy and Starchy: William and Kate

    Rooster and Limelight: Harry and Meghan

    [Optional] What would I do? Exactly what William and Kate are doing.
    If bro has to blab everything to his wife it will only continue to hurt them. A shame the bros. relationship is so fractured at this point.. and that William is a cheat like his dad.

  16. Starchy : Princess Kate.
    Baldy : William.
    Rooster : Harry.
    Limelight : Meghan M.
    MM is messy *.

  18. William & Kate
    Harry & Thirsty Meghan

    Since she has revealed her hand, game on witch. I would blast my brother for opening his mouth after I said not to. The man is already “*” whipped.

  20. Baldy and Starchy: Prince William & his wife Kate Middleton

    Rooster and Limelight: Prince Harry and his wife Megan Markle

    Keep their heads up high and show a united front and that they are still solid in their marriage. William make amends with Harry to keep the core family together for the sake of Diana’s memory and her love for them.
    Keep Ms. Hollywood Markle at a very discreet distance and out of the inner loop. She is still craving the attention she got as an actress.

  21. Will & Kate, Harry & Meghan. I think Will & Kate have done what they had to do. I knew Meghan was bad news from the beginning. She is phony and manipulative.

  22. Wow! Drama with the Royals and *! I REFUSE to believe that Baldy would cheat on Starchy. They don’t have enough years under their belt for that. For someone with her own dirt, Limelight should shut her mouth.

  23. Wow.. Duke and Duchess of Cambridge and Duke and Duchess of Sussex? What I’d do is make sure “Limelight” is left somewhere in the dark for the next year or so.. Call it an extended maternity leave- no social media, no appearances..she could just bond with her baby..and mull over some of her questionable indiscretions.

  25. Baldy and Starchy: William and Katherine

    Rooster and Limelight: Dumb Harry and the detestable Megan

    [Optional] If you were Baldy and Starchy, what would you do? Katherine needs to kick Wills’ ass to hell and back. That marriage is sticking believe you me. Wills needs to knock it off.

    Harry and Megan will be divorced in 3-5 years. Without a doubt, she leaked it ‘accidentally on purpose’ to create drama. Except its backfired on her–off to Africa or wherever the Firm decides. End of…

  26. I think if you look back to the Christmas morning church photos, Katherine knew Megan leaked it. You can see the look of strain on her face. Megan looks like the cat that swallowed the canary. Not cool, but not unexpected behavior from Megan.

    I did expect much better from William after what his mother went through…not cool. Makes his stock go down for sure. Katherine comes out of this a winner…and Queen.

  28. Baldy is Prince William
    Starchy is his wife Catherine
    Rooster is Prince Harry
    Limelight is Meghan Markel
    I hope this isn’t true but if it is then I think Africa would be suitable

  29. Maybe if Baldy had kept his rooster inside his pants he wouldn’t have to worry about any of this. Don’t worry Baldy. As you know, your father cheated on your mother and it turned out right. But Starchy better watch out. She can be replaced.

  30. Baldy:Joel Madden
    Starchy: Nicole Ritchie
    Rooster: benji madden
    Limelight: Cameron diaz

  31. William and Kate
    Harried and Limelight, err, MeGain.

    Get counseling, keep those things very private, and no longer trust Harried or MeGain.

    I hate knowing that the cheating rumors are supposedly true. William knows how deeply hurt his own mother was due to Charles’ cheating yet he does the same thing to Kate??

    Oh and LOVE your fictionalized names for everyone!

  32. Baldy and Starchy: Prince William and Duchess Catherine

    Rooster and Limelight: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle

    [Optional] If you were Baldy and Starchy, what would you do? Not share really sensitive info with them!

  34. Baldy and Starchy: Prince William and Kate Middleton
    Rooster and Limelight: Prince Harry and Megan Markle

  36. Meghan is having a hard time. Hopefully it eventually works out. They have already kicked her out of kensington Palace. Now, she and Harry are banishes to Africa

  39. Wills and Kate
    Harry and Megan

    Such Ridiculous drama. H & M Are worse than my teenagers.

  40. William and Kate
    Harry and Meaghan
    Big disappointment on so many levels
    William for straying but especially Harry and Meghan for destroying all trust
    They’re toxic and quite rightly

  41. Prince William and Katherine
    Prince Harry and Meghan Markle
    Ask the Queen to dissolve Harry’s marriage. Markle is a total mess and Harry was a fool to marry her.

  42. Prince William and Kate Middleton
    Prince Harry and Meaghan Markle

    It is not her fault for ffs. If William cheated then be mad at him. The fact it got out isn’t a miracle. Plenty of ways it could have happened besides this. William and Kate should pull their respective heads out of the backsides and stop being so furiously against Meaghan being part of the family. She is not Heather Mills.

  44. Baldy= prince billy
    Starchy= kate
    Rooster= harry
    Limelight= meg
    If it weren’t for this site, I’d have almost no news on these people as they are irrelevant. However, facts are harry is more than an imbecile, he’s spineless as well. Marrying and having a kid with that vulture meg will be his greatest folly. Harry & meg are now going to be forever ostracized. He deserves all his troubles.

  45. Will & kate
    Harry & Meghan

    So the rumors are true!! Huh. Meghan will never be welcomed in the family after leaking that. Why is William cheating???? Is it really worth it.

  48. This makes me sad. I guess I am romantic enough to think William loved Kate and would be faithful to her. My bubble has been popped.

  49. It doesn’t matter who did the revealing- there would be nothing to talk about if Prince William kept it in his pants. Sounds like a lot of re-directing the blame. Kate should be re-directing her anger towards her cheating husband

  51. Prince William – Baldy
    Kate – Starchy
    Prince Harry – Rooster
    The insufferable Meghan Markle – Limelight

  52. Baldy and Starchy: Prince William and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge

    Rooster and Limelight: Prince Harry and Meghan

  53. If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime. Interesting how the family’s punishing a woman for telling the truth, and not the man who betrayed his wife and children. I mean, if she leaked it on purpose that’s still crappy of her and she’s a trash person for doing that, but apparently speaking truth deserves a harsher punishment than breaking your marriage vows.

  54. William and Kate
    Harry and Meghan
    I don’t feel bad for them. Don’t cheat on your wife and you won’t have this problem. Have you learned NOTHING from your parents’ relationship??? I’m disgusted Kate stays and even more disgusted William cheats. Don’t blame Meghan.

  55. Meghan markle being all Wallis Simpson and turning Harry into an Edward VIII level of loser. And their poor baby isn’t even here yet *facepalm*

  56. Baldy is Prince William, Starchy is Kate, Rooster is Prince Harry, and Limelight is Meghan Markle. And if I were Kate and William, I wouldn’t trust Harry or Meghan to keep anything private. Unfortunately, Harry is too naive to realize that Meghan operates by Hollywood rules, and everything is all about whatever benefits HER. What a nightmare. Every family has in-laws like this, but it’s 1000 times worse when you’re on the world stage.

  58. Baldy and Starchy: Prince William and Kate

    Rooster and Limelight: Prince Harry and Me-gain Markles

    [Optional] If you were Baldy and Starchy, what would you do? Send them away. They are done.

  59. OMG! LOLOLOL!!!! “Baldy and Starchy”… BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Baldy and Starchy: William and Catherine

    Rooster and Limelight: Harry and Meghan

    There’s nothing to be done besides clean up this mess QUIETLY within their own household. Then continue to the path of King and Queen. What else can they do?!?!

  61. The Dukes of Cambridge
    The Dukes of Sussex

    If Meghan Markle leaked the rumor, they should publish the exact chain of custody so everyone else can trace it to her too.

  64. Never speak to Rooster & Limelight again. You can pick your friends but not your relatives. IDK who any of these people are.

  65. Baldy and Starchy: Prince William & Duchess Kate

    Rooster and Limelight: Prince Harry & Meghan Markle (doesn’t deserve a title!)

  66. Baldy and Starchy Prince William and Kate

    Rooster and Limelight; Prince Harry and Megan
    If you were Baldy and Starchy, what would you do? Keep quiet and decide in private what they want to do about their marriage and what is best for their children. We’re British and do not play out private matters like this in public. It’s unnecessary and quite frankly no one else’s business although I am upset this could have happened, the reality is it is a private matter for William and Kate to…

  67. William & Kate.
    Harry & whatsherface.
    No way this was an accidental leak or “not understanding” family rules. It’s basic common sense not to air ANY family’s dirty laundry, much less the private matters of a family as high profile as this.
    I hope Baldy and Starchy can mend fences with Rooster at some point, and that they cut Limelight loose. The world will be a better place if she never gets an ounce of press again.

  70. Baldy and Starchy: Will & Kate

    Rooster and Limelight: Harry & Markle

    LOL at these names. I don’t get “Starchy” though? I almost want to think this is some test the royal family uses to see if Megan is to be trusted. She failed…so now they know for sure she’s not worthy to be in the inner circle.

  71. Wills & Kate

    Harry & Meghan

    I thought it was all Meghan. Now, I’d avoid them both until she takes a decorum course given by Buck House courtiers. Those guys are tough, from what I hear.

  73. If this is true, Kate, you deserve better than to be treated like this. You deserve better than Will to treat you like this and for your private painful life to be tabloid news. If you take this you are teaching your child that it is ok to be walked on.

    Meghan, you are ruining that family to make yourself famous. You will go down in history as one of the evil wives in history that seeks only personal gain. Prince Harry obviously loves you and you pulled the wool over his eyes. Shame on you.

  74. The younger generation of adults in the BRF. As I said before, PH & MM will not be together much longer so all this really doesn’t matter. DW & DK have their 3 children to worry about…no matter what someone does, it will NOT affect the line of succession of the longstanding institution (they have fared worse).

  77. Baldy (Balding/Hair Challenged) = Prince William & Starchy (Prim??) = Kate Middleton

    Rooster (Red Crown) = Prince Harry & Limelight (Actress) = Meghan Markle

  78. I swear the media always tries to portray Meghan Markle as this evil person. So Prince William was cheating on HIS wife and somehow it’s Meghan’s fault it got out? Lol how about he keep his junk in his pants

  80. You’re telling me that William cheats on Katherine and I’m going to need emotional support services to deal with it.

  82. Baldy & Starchy: William and Kate

    Rooster & Limelight: Harry and MeAgain

    I would just have nothing to do with Harry & Sparkles. Harry is smitten with Sparkles. Well, he’s probably more ‘whipped’ by her, and she definitely wears the trousers in the family. I think Sparkles is jealous that William will be King one day, and Kate will be Queen Consort. Sparkles would prefer to be Queen. I would banish the Sussexes to some tiny country that paparazzi don’t frequent.

  88. There is no way my brother would ever trust me after something like this. I don’t blame Baldy.

  91. Yep. Like I thought MM leaked it. She probably did it in purpose to take the negative press off herself.

  92. William and Catherine

    Harry and Meghan

    [Optional] If you were Baldy and Starchy, what would you do? Keep complete distance and sideline them both…..preferably sending them abroad. Let them pay their own way in the world and see how long they last, and their marriage too. Meghan is only in this for the lifestyle and attention.

  93. Prince William and Kate

    Prince Harry and Meghan

    I don’t know what they should do. But Rooster and Starchy were at an event today together and they looked pretty friendly.

  94. Baldy and Starchy: Will&Kate

    Rooster and Limelight: Harry&Meghan

    [Optional] Wtf is wrong with Meghan really?! Just keep your mouth shut girl and you’ll be fine in the palace. She already secured the bag with her baby so why messing with Kate? Will is a certified * like his dad apparently

  95. Will and Kate
    sparkles again!
    To be fair, Baldy should have kept his pants zipped up in the first place. They’ll be very effective at freezing her out. She doesn’t know what a close-knit society she’s messing with. From here on, she’ll struggle to get any invites anywhere and can kiss goodbye to any friends. Silly, silly girl, she started off with public and private support. Lost the public extremely rapidly and now has wrecked family ties too. Guess it’s lonely up there at the…

  97. We know this is about the Royal family. I’m so sick of Megan Markle I swear 😂😂😂. I would definitely keep my distance until Prince Harry comes to his senses. I was happy about the union, but it’s becoming clear that maybe this wasn’t the best union for either Harry or Megan. The Royal family wanted to stay relevant, so be careful what you ask for.

  99. Loving those descriptions 😂
    Starchy and Baldy are Kate and William and Rooster and Limelight are Harry and Meghan. I like Meghan Markle, she’s giving the Royal family a good shake up and god knows they needed it. Harry is the only decent one out of the lot of them x