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The Avocado Queen

[Blind Gossip] This TV actress is currently in a foreign country.

And she is not happy.

There are some things in America that are more challenging to procure here. She was quite upset that there was not an organic avocado readily available when she wanted one. She wanted to know if we could fly some in or if we could plant avocado trees on the property.

Long story short, she was disappointed that flying in a box of organic avocados in for her personal consumption was impractical. She was also disappointed that the climate where she currently resides is not compatible to avocado farming.

Perhaps she could have one of her famous friends engage a private jet for this important cause?

After all, our Avocado Queen should get what she wants… when she wants it!

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Actress:

[Optional] What is your favorite thing about her?

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  1. High Steppa says

    I forgot to mention favorite things. Since I certainly don’t know her I will comment on her appearance. She has beautiful skin. Love the freckles. Unfavorite thing: she has a very weird body. Thick through the middle and skinny pencil legs. Now that she’s given birth her waistline will vanish. Look at future pics to see if there’s any waistline at all – I predict she’ll look like a spider – round body and spindly legs.

  2. Baileygirl says

    Sparkles. I like nothing about her and Harry. It would not surprise me if Harry wants to take down the monarchy . He is screwing his brother over big time. Harry IMO needs to be under the care of a psychiatrist. If he had been, I doubt whether he would have married the narcissist and endangered the future of the British monarchy. They can’t have her killed like Diana as it is way too suspicious. I expect both Harry and Meghan to be whacked together with Kate and William raising little…

  3. foraccts says

    The uber entitled Megan Markel. My favorite thing about her? Her body reminds me of Sponge Bob Square Pants. I like that show. Her? Not so much.

  4. StelioKontos says

    Megan Markel. I love her. She’s got so many jealous haters and all she does is sit and point and be beautiful. Would that could have her looks and her life.

  5. CanaryCry says

    Another vote for Meghan Markle. I liked her like I used to like Taylor Swift. By the time the Royal Wedding happened, I could no longer stand her.

  6. Palermo says

    For someone who considers herself the foremost authority on everything, she is quite dumb. “Duchess” Meg of course

  7. rebeccadewinter says

    But… we have avocados in the UK
    If this is Meghan Markle which the clues imply.

    I’m really confused that no one could pop to Waitrose and get her highness an avocado.

  8. Jthenurse says

    Well HKKnights, I’m American and she’s an embarassment to our country too, so we’re even.

  9. Doc Holiday says

    MEGS-XIT

    Never liked anything about her – saw her coming from a mile away and as the majority of women on here can attest, we knew what she was all about – she’s a predator, plain and simple, and we all knew it – there are some who held out hope for her but have since thrown in the towel, as she’s just too obvious –
    I hope Harry stops being stubborn soon, and that’s all it is with him – he knows he made a huge mistake and the majority of the public and his entire family see her for what…

  10. geekgirl says

    Can’t she get one of her staff to go to Harrods? If Aldi sell them then I’m sure Harrods can manage…

  11. Riley831 says

    Meghan Markle

    I liked her in Suits but I didn’t know anything about her but her character. I was excited when she hooked up with Prince Harry. But the more I hear about her and see changes in Prince Harry. Not a fan anymore. The latest from Prince Harry is they will only have 2 children due to the environment. He has changed into a liberal loon now. Can’t imagine the turmoil behind close doors in the Royal Family.

  13. marykatez says

    Vile Meghan Markle.

    Fave thing about her? Absolutely NOTHING. She’s awful. Maybe she should go visit her dad and get some avocados while she’s there.

  15. jbj2016 says

    Why would importing the avocados be so impractical? It can’t be THAT expensive to have 7-10 avocados shipped international express once a week, then store them so that they ripen at different rates.

  18. MinnieMe says

    OMG, Markle once again. Also known as Meghan, Duchess of Sussex.
    Favorite thing about her? Seriously?

  20. The Big D says

    Is this Megain? Not sure if it is difficult to get avocados in Great Britain but the clues point to her.

    If this is Megain there is nothing about her that I like.

  21. OhYeah says

    Meghan Markle
    For someone who has her PR people constantly say she is “the smartest person in the room,” this is really stupid. Does she not understand the role climate plays on growing food? And why can’t she get it through her head that the British Royal Family are not Hollywood celebrities? They are supported in part by taxpayer money & expected to behave as public servants, not like Marie Antoinette. She’s a social climbing D-list actor who’s in way over her head.

  22. SouthJerseyGirl says

    Princess Meghan Markle.

    Don’t have a favorite thing but really, she doesn’t bother me one bit. I’m sure her life isn’t all it’s cracked up to be – neither was Diana’s and I’m sure, neither is Kate’s. They are held to such high standards and rules and regulations. Would never want to be a Royal in such a public eye.

  24. High Steppa says

    Duchess Meghan? I’m not sure because you referred to her as a TV actress, which is what she was but no longer. My favorite thing? Not sure. I find her mildly annoying. I’m sure Prince Harry is more enamored with her than I am.

  26. HKKnights says

    Megan Markle, I’m English and she’s an embarrassment to our country’s royal family.

  27. rhiannon14 says

    Meghan Markle

    So much for a low carbon footprint.

    She and Harry’s environmental crusade is laughable. All talk and no action. When they stop flying in private jets and wearing designer clothing only once, maybe I’ll believe them.

  28. amagod121 says

    Jaysus, Meghan Markle AGAIN. But she’s not a bit entitled, is she? Because she preaches against entitled attitudes. Completely. LOL LOL! But maybe she could get Harry to fly some in for her???

    And my favorite thing about her? Her hair, when she’s got it under control.

  30. SleuthingForFun says

    Actress: Megan Markle

    [Optional] What is your favorite thing about her? Nothing, she’s very annoying and hypocritical.

  33. surfsunsand05 says

    Actress: The always pleasant and easy-going Meghan Markle *eye roll*

    [Optional] What is your favorite thing about her? Nothing. Did she really not realize where England is located geographically? She’s honestly shocked and annoyed she can’t fly a shipment of avocados in? Give me a break. She is ridiculous.

  34. Nchaniago says

    Meghan markle. I dont like her because she’s fake and hypocritical. M&h wont last long

  35. Cerise94 says

    The line reminds me of HRH the duke of Sussex’ line ‘what Meghan wants, Meghan gets’. But I’m fairly certain that London sells plenty of avocados, though I don’t think a plant would bode well in the climate. Unless her assistants are sick and tired of going to the store for one item?
    Avocados are grown in Cali, HRH the duchess of Sussex is a ‘proud Cali-girl’, so avocado queen kind of makes sense?

    I’m going to guess HRH the duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle.
    Her skin is flawless.

  36. Scarlet Peaches says

    Markle. It’s right there in the last sentence: What Meghan wants, Meghan gets. Disgusting human being.

  37. GeorgiaR says

    My first thought was Oprah Winfrey, who bought an avocado farm because of her love for them. But due to the clues and links, I think it is Meghan Markle. What’s my favorite thing about her? From what I know, I can’t think of a thing, other than perhaps her sense of entitlement. I admire her for being able to think so highly of herself. Not sure if this is a desirable trait though.

  38. Jthenurse says

    Clearly Duchess Difficult, Meghan Markle. What do I like best about her? Probably the prospect of her eventually being shown up as her entitled, arrogant self for all to see. Other than that I can’t think of anything. She’s a proper little nightmare. Harry is so dense. Baby Archie is cute, poor lamb with those fools for parents. I’m sure Serena will be sendng in the avocado airlift soon via private jet….’tis nothing compared to the 200K BABY SHOWER.

  40. loopylou600 says

    Meghan Markle, Duchess of Sussex

    There’s nothing that I favour about her, nothing at all. We can buy avocados over here, I live in the rural countryside and I can buy them. If she wants a tree, then she can go back from where she came from. What a totally self-entitled, spoilt nobody she is.

  41. radishreindeer says

    Ha! I just saw some blatant PR spin about Meghan Markle (something involving Salma Hayek but I couldn’t take the drivel), then I clicked over to this. Tell it like it is, BG!
    Favorite thing? Well, these blinds are certainly entertaining.

  43. droopyorchid says

    Meghan Markle Windsor

    Someone should have gone to ANY SUPERMARKET IN BRITAIN and bought her some.

    My favourite thing remains her wedding, loved its flair and joy. That and her freckles. Other than that…

  45. RubyRichmond says

    It seems like Megan Markel thought she was going to be a princess like in the movies, not realizing it’s a responsibility.

  46. cassadaga says

    Is this Meghan Markle?

    I mean, they sell pretty decent avocados in Waitrose. I’m sure they can funnel some of that directly to Kensington Palace if need be.

  48. kurlykolly says

    Britain doesn’t import avocados? How’s that possible? Poor Meghan. Got to be some in Spain though, right ?

  49. ILUVCA4evr says

    Actress: The Detestable Megan Markle

    [Optional] What is your favorite thing about her? The door hitting her fanny when she finally gets the boot from the Royal Family.

  54. pitbull says

    Meghan Markle.

    Does anyone else think it is hypocritical to campaign for environmental conservatism, yet ask for avocados to be sent on a private plane for her pleasure? Not a good example of a modern woman.

  55. Kellikopter says

    Someone should tell her that feeling avocado exists. I was skeptical, but I tried it and I couldn’t tell the difference between frozen and fresh. I keep a bag in my freezer at all times now!

  56. Kellikopter says

    Oh Lord, here we go. It’s Meghan Markle. I don’t like or dislike the woman, but I can’t remember someone who inflamed people more than she does – Trump included.

  59. AmateurGossipHour says

    Actress: (Rachael) Meaghan Markle

    [Optional] What is your favorite thing about her? I appreciate that she is hard worker and wants to make a difference but the way she treats people is terrible.

  60. theotherwoman says

    Meggy Markle of course. My favorite thing about her? Absolutely nothing. And it’s irritating to read when she’s called an “A list” celebrity. Ugh. She is a horrible representative of our country. Entitled little snot is all she is. Sorry, done now.

  64. TeacherKat says

    Meghan Markel

    Optional: I mean, shes definitely a hard worker; she really worked to climb that social ladder. And I think she means well/wants to do good things, but it just comes across as fake, unfortunately.

  70. flower says

    Actress: Meghan Markle

    [Optional] What is your favorite thing about her? Nothing.

  71. Marina says

    Her Royal Highness The Duchess of Sussex. My favorite thing about her – nothing, absolutely nothing.

  72. gailpow says

    Actress is Meghan Markle. Maybe George and Amal will get that private jet of theirs to fly a load of avocados over the pond?

  74. Maryam23 says

    That’s our insufferable Meghan Markle
    My favorite thing about her : she never fails to disappoint.
    Clues are the private jet she borrowed from Mrs Clooney for her outrageous baby shower, and avocado queen as she’s famous for cooking some stuff with avocado and she obviously consider herself the Queen. Another is the forever famous quote : what Meghan wants Meghan gets!

  76. beachchick218 says

    This smells of Meghan Markle. She must just be so full of herself.

    Come on Queen Elizabeth! Get this chick in line.

  78. urgh...gross says

    I don’t know but it sounds like she is Australian. We would literally die if there was an avocado shortage.

  80. ItsBouquet says

    Meghan Markle.

    I don’t see any redeeming qualities, so I don’t like anything about her.

  81. Monysmom says

    Meghan Markle – I am finding it harder and harder to find things to like about her.

  86. dadiegirl says

    Ha! Sounds like Duchess Meghan! LOL Throwing shade on her private jet trip for her baby shower in NYC.

    She is pretty and bagged a prince. She’s set for life!

  89. gc02ef says

    Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle
    Favourite thing was Suits. Now I think she is a thirsty social climber.

  95. Squirrelnutkin says

    This sounds like Meghan markle.

    Nothing favorite about her, but it is entertaining to watch all her faux pas and watch the royal family have to deal with her.

  98. thisgirl1 says

    I hate to say this but is it Meghan Markle? I really like her so I hope it’s not her.

  99. omgimbackagain says

    Meghan Markle, really, is she that ridiculous?

    My favorite thing about her is she looks like my daughter. Both very beautiful and soft-spoken. Both gorgeous brides. Thankfully my kid has ready access to avocados.

  103. jlynhope says

    Meghan Markle

    I like that she hustles. I think she is professionally a dream to work with. With personal relationships though, I suspect she is a nightmare.

  107. GayleStorm says

    Meghan Markle Sussex
    Hmm…maybe if she invited her father to visit, he could bring a box of avocados from Mexico for her?

    Optional: I do not care for her. I will leave it at that.

    • amagod121 says

      Yes, there’s the irony. Her father has access to more avocados than MM could ever dream of yet since she refuses to talk to him or see him, he won’t be sending her any.

  108. truthseeker007 says

    Meghan Markle. But didn’t she have this problem when she lived in Toronto?

  110. charlene2345 says

    Markle, the current Royal Family irritant.

    Seriously, it’s taken her this long to realize avocados can’t grow in Britain? Hasn’t she been there about two years now? Hmm… maybe she’s not as smart as some people claim that she is.