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Baldy Starchy Rooster And Limelight

[Blind Gossip] If you are wondering how that cheating story leaked out to the mainstream media, we have a little insight on the chain of custody.

This involves two very famous married couples.

Baldy and his wife Starchy were arguing a lot over his cheating on her.

Some of Baldy and Starchy’s inner circle of friends knew about this, but they also know the “family rules” about keeping such matters private. Thus, Baldy and Starchy’s families were generally able to keep the rumors tamped down in the press.

After one particularly brutal fight with Starchy, Baldy told his brother Rooster what was going on. He also specifically asked him not to discuss it with actress wife, Limelight.

Rooster told his wife Limelight anyway.

And that is when the rumor went mainstream!

Now, we do not know if Limelight accidentally spilled the gossip to people outside the family because she doesn’t understand the “family rules”…. or if she intentionally leaked it because she wants to hurt Baldy and Starchy.

It almost doesn’t matter, though, because the damage is done. And it was easy for the family to trace the leak directly back to Limelight.

So, now you know the chain of custody of the rumor. Neither Baldy nor Starchy shared anything directly with Limelight. It was all Rooster.

And that is why Baldy and Starchy don’t trust Rooster any more and are keeping their distance from him… and why Limelight is a persona non grata.

Similar: The Pretend Holiday Invitation

Baldy and Starchy:

Rooster and Limelight:

[Optional] If you were Baldy and Starchy, what would you do?

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  1. whatsinthebox says

    I agree with what a lot are saying about a meangirl vibe from startchy. I really don’t think Meg is that stupid or evil. Plus you can’t blame a man cheating on someone who ALLEGEDLY spilled the beans. He cheated! If startchy let it out, it was intentional. Meg (limelight) is a smart cookie and so is Kate (startchy). Protecting their image is their first priority so it makes more sense that Kate exposed it to save face because of her pain and her image. She knew it would get out eventually.

  2. WhoMe says

    Absolutely brilliantly played by K&W.

    There was no affair. Meghan has just ruined her chances of being anything other than ex-communicated.

    Genius.

  3. bacgirl says

    K&W don’t look strained enough to be hiding an affair. V likely K&W roped their pals in to start this rumour as they don’t trust M&H. Remember, this is the girl who posed with a matching H bracelet and a cuppa and people put 2+2 together, which would’ve been impossible without being privy. So she obvs leaked her relationship, and then the silly statement about privacy from H. Plus she is dim enough to leak, she ghosted Piers M which was a v bad move..

  4. michelle1 says

    I don’t think William is cheating. I think he and Kate made up a rumor to test Harry and Meghan. Harry blabbed to Meghan; they both took the bait. Meghan made it worse by viciously leaking it to damage William and Kate.

    William and Kate now know they cannot trust The Sussexes.

    • VickyLou says

      Totally agree! Just cannot see William having an affair… he didn’t even seem to have fun when single for a short time! Unlike his party boy brother. But it is a bit of a risk having that story out there intentionally… they must have really thought it worth it to prove a point. Trustworthy close family & friends may know better but public reputation is vital for monarch.

    • Beautiful_Stranger says

      This is not possible as Kate stopped being close with the woman that William cheated on her with. Per the media, they were close friends.

  5. deepsigh says

    William/Kate versus Harry/Meghan. You NEVER tell one person a secret and expect them to keep it from their spouse. That just isn’t fair.

  7. charlene2345 says

    Baldy: Prince William
    Starchy: Kate
    Rooster: Harry
    Limelight: Meghan Markle

    I once read somewhere that Will and Kate have done this type of thing for years as a way of weeding out gossips and leakers. That’s how they apparently find out who is truly there for them, and that’s understandable I guess. Markle played right into their hands. I never thought this marriage would last because she’s more in love with fame and attention than with Harry.

  8. gossipycat says

    The royals and if trust meant anything to them, Baldy wouldn’t be cheating on Kate. That’s what they should really be outraged about.

  9. Bunniest says

    Baldy/Rooster: Diana’s boys

    Starchy/Limelight: their wives Kate and Meghan

    Count me in with those who think Starchy leaked and pinned it on Limelight. What an alpha female move! Straight out of Diana’s playbook which was obviously hidden in that huge sapphire ring,

  10. FiyahHotFlashy says

    Baldy and Starchy: Prince William and Kat

    Rooster and Limelight: Prince Harry and Meghan

    [Optional] If you were Baldy and Starchy, what would you do? Talk about it or fight it out if necessary. Apologize and work on their relationship. Tell Meg is was WRONG. Brothers…fix this mess and keep it civil in public

    • mpopov says

      Tell Meg it was wrong??? She’s not a child. She’s a grown 40 year old woman. Does she not know what is wrong or right?

  11. PINKMACACROONS says

    Baldy & Starchy have used this kind of planted info for years to root out blabbers in their inner circle. Limelight got burned.

    • mizzec says

      I remember those stories back in the day when William would give out a fake story to see who was the snitch…hmmm…interesting…

    • Midwestgurl says

      That’s what I think too, PinkMacaroons. Early on, a few truths got out so they got suspicious and planted that rumor and she spread it like wildfire.

    • AgentN says

      Very interesting. It kind of reminds me of when Kim and Kayne sent people fake pictures of baby North to see which ones would be leaked to the media. It is actually quite clever.

    • Bloop says

      If the Cambridges were going to start/fake a rumour I don’t think they’d put out a ‘Wills is cheating on Kate’ rumour of all things. That’s a serious rumour to fake especially if something like that leaks to the press. You’d have to do a lot of damage limitation because it’s not a benign thing to spread. it has consequences for the Cambridge’s image, particularly in regards to what happened with Diana. I don’t buy it being fake.

    • ItsBouquet says

      Bloop, I agree. If you are going to put out false information it wouldn’t be that you’re cheating! Testing your own brother, too, is worse than the brother telling his wife. If anything Harry would be the one who had the right to be angry. I don’t believe it was a test, I believe it was true and it’s caused a true rift between the brothers.

  12. IrishEyes says

    I read the Kate and William paid a 30 minute visit to Frogmore yesterday for tea and a chat! Oh to be a fly on the wall….. they may have finally told off nasty ole Limelight!

  13. Lakeside says

    I think it might be Starchy (Kate) that spilled the goods on Baldy (Wills) thinking that she could get away with “telling” on William and blaming it on Limelight (Meghan).
    While Rooster (Harry) might have told Limelight, i don’t think she would have betrayed Harry.. Everyone thinks that Kate would never tell on William but then again he cheated on her when she went through a lot to marry and have 3 children only for Wills to cheat!

    • Pebbles and BamBam says

      ME TOO!!! That’s exactly what I thought as well!! That Kate spilled the beans. Just to get the upper hand and to humiliate/punish all those privy. I know she’s set to be Queen, but I get the impression she’s changed a lot, and for the worse.

    • Mills007 says

      Oh dear i am so happy to see you two think this to, i get a mean girl vibe from her.. And to punish/humiliate Meghan is because she doesn’t know (yet) how “the game” is played… And we have to wait and see if she will become queen….. If William is fooling around now and got a taste of liking it this will not be the last time stepping out………

  14. lilibet7547 says

    William & Kate
    Harry & Meghan

    Why didn’t William not expect Harry to tell Meghan?! Without a doubt my husband and I would share stuff like that, the difference being it would stop with me/him.

  15. Jthenurse says

    Baldy: Wills: shame on him, after what his poor mother endured.
    Starchy: Kate: will likely stay because she’s always fallen in line. At least she has three beautiful children. Love her. She should kick Wills’ royal behind to the curb & ghost Sussexes.
    Harry: never the sharpest tool in the shed, married at haste, repenting at leisure. Angry & embarassed.
    Megan: a despicable person motivated by fame & cash, will step on anyone, leaked it on purpose. Karma never loses an address, MM.

  16. anmore says

    Baldy – Prince William
    Starchy – his wife, Catherine

    Rooster & Limelight – The Sussexes – Harry & Meghan

    Freeze them out

  18. 4sixx2 says

    William – Kate
    Harry – Megan
    If I were W or K, I’d keep my distance until M is gone. I think Harry was blaming a “learning curve” but is starting to see that it’s intentional. If Meg wasn’t pregnant, she’d already be downgraded. I never felt bad toward her but I’m starting to feel Meg is a horrible person.

  19. smilinghonesty says

    the royal family.
    Baldy-Prince William
    Starchy-Kate
    Rooster-Poor Prince Harry who can’t see what a manipulative woman he’s married.
    Limelight-said manipulative woman.

  20. Nchaniago says

    Baldy & Starchy: will & kate
    Rooster & Limelight: harry & meghan

    If i were kate, it’d be hard for me to keep hush over this matter cuz kate and will already have 3 kids together. Seems like an apple doesnt fall far from its tree right? And if i were william i’d be very pissed off knowing that my sister in law was the one who spilled the tea. Seems like h&m will be kicked much far away from their frog cottage. Guess the africa rumor will come to the light a lot sooner than we’re expecting

  21. beachylady says

    Baldy = Prince William
    Starchy= Kate Middleton
    Rooster = Prince Harry
    Limelight = Meghan Markle

  22. themeryster.kindnessor says

    Cameron diaz is limelight
    Nicole Richy is Scratchy
    and the good charlotte brothers as their husbands !!

  24. High Steppa says

    The BRF. Baldy = William, Starchy = Kate, Rooster = Harry, Limelight = Meghan.

    Love the names! And if I were William and Kate, Harry and Megs would be so frozen out, they’d be in Siberia, instead of Africa.

    Oh, and Meghan did it on purpose.

  25. Baileygirl says

    Will and Kate
    Harry and Meghan
    Will and Kate can NEVER trust Harry again. The relationship is over. Will trusted his brother in confidence and Harry stabbed him in the back. Stupidly, Harry thought if he told Meghan that SHE would keep the news to herself. She was just waiting for a chance to destroy Will and Kate and Harry handed them over. The Tower of London is too good for Harry and Meghan. BOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!

  26. Aurelia says

    Baldy and Starchy: Prince William, Starchy: Kate
    Rooster and Limelight: Prince Harry, Limelight Meghan.

  27. ivy3499 says

    William & Kate
    Harry & Meghan

    This is so disappointing all around. You’d think William would have tried to do a better job than his father did after seeing how cheating affected his mother.

  29. someonesmrs says

    Will and Kate
    Harry and Meghan

    Will and Kate need to get over it. Kate should be more mad at her balding cheating husband. But women never go after their husbands. I honestly believe all of the bad press Meghan got was because kp threw her under the bus.

    • 2tall4u2 says

      Agreed! KP’s the one who’s destroyed Meghan in press but they didn’t realize how popular she would be around the world. For The Firm to claim NOT to know where the leaks are happening is a joke. It’s all coming from them to cover up Will’s affair(s). I do believe that’s where the rift is coming from between the brothers — hence their move to Frogmore. I don’t blame Harry for distancing his family from KP and his brother. They way they’ve treated Megs has been absolutely horrible.

  31. luna lee says

    I don’t much care how the rumor leaked tbh. Baldy should have kept it in his pants especially around a friend of his wife. This is obviously Will/Kate/Harry/Meghan.

  32. ImGuessing says

    Baldy and Starchy: Prince William and Kate Middleton

    Rooster and Limelight: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle

    If you were Baldy and Starchy, what would you do? Get Harry and Meghan away from me!

  33. TeacherKat says

    Will and Kate
    Harry and Megan

    Optional: I would stop cheating on my wife. Then I would stop talking to my brother and sis in law.

  35. Debidoo says

    Baldy = Prince William
    Starchy = Princess Kate
    Rooster = Prince William
    Limelight = Princess Meghan

  36. Este8888 says

    This is obviously the former “fab four.” Harry is wrong to violate this brother’s trust and Meghan is just a gross social climber. I wanted to like her but dropping her family like dirty linen and cozying up to celebs like Oprah and the Clooneys who would have had nothing to do with her before marrying a prince took the bloom of the rose and quick! The only thing I’m wondering about now is when Harry’s going to wake up and realize he got played and should have heeded his brother’s sage…

  41. luddite2 says

    Sounds like a royal mess. Baldy should wait until he becomes King and chop off Rooster’s head. Tradition.

  42. sassybrunette says

    Baldy and Starchy: William and Kate

    Rooster and Limelight: Harry and Meghan

    Optional: Stop cheating on your wife!

  45. SleuthingForFun says

    Baldy and Starchy: William & Kate (but why call her Starchy?)

    Rooster and Limelight: Harry & Megan

    [Optional] If you were Baldy and Starchy, what would you do? Ghost them both.

  46. MsJaeTea says

    Baldy and Starchy – Prince William and Kate Middleton
    Rooster and Limelight – Prince Harry and Meghan Markle

  47. knit-tink says

    Baldy and Starchy: William and Kate

    Rooster and Limelight: Harry and Meghan

    Ugh, I used to think that Meghan was being unfairly ostracized because of her Hollywood background, but this changes everything. Bad, bad move on her behalf. Not sure she will be able to recover from this in the family’s eyes. If it wasn’t for the baby, I’d say she’s done for.

  48. miss_tj says

    Baldy & Starchy: William and Kate

    Rooster & Limelight: Harry and Meghan

    Keep your distance. Play civil at public events, but don’t provide “happy families” shots. MM needs to be careful, she doesn’t understand/respect the hierarchy. In the not too distant future, she will be curtsying to William and Kate at the their coronation (after Charles) .

    Perhaps a history lesson in what happened to the last guy in the Royal Family who married an American divorcee and see how that worked…

  52. traherne says

    Maybe Baldy should stop cheating on his wife instead of blaming third parties for his troubles? Didn’t he see what it did to his parents?

  53. molk1985 says

    William and Kate
    Harry and Meghan

    If this is true, there’s really no going back. She REALLY messed up!!

  55. LolaLockdale says

    Baldy and Starchy: William & Kate

    Rooster and Limelight : Harry and Meghan

    I really don’t blame Meghan, the amount of bad press she’s dealt with in this I would throw William under the bus as well. Meghan isn’t going anywhere and royal affairs never stay quiet, so I would just forgive her but never share any information of importance with her until she showed she could be trusted

  56. iamastar1963 says

    • Baldy/Starchy = Prince William & Kate
    • Rooster/Limelight = Prince Harry & Meagan

  57. mayer2816 says

    Baldy and Starchy: William and Kate

    Rooster and Limelight: Harry and Meghan

    I would get revenge and kick Markle to the curb (with ton of money and NDA)

  60. daydreamin2d says

    Loving those descriptions 😂
    Starchy and Baldy are Kate and William and Rooster and Limelight are Harry and Meghan. I like Meghan Markle, she’s giving the Royal family a good shake up and god knows they needed it. Harry is the only decent one out of the lot of them x

  62. Seeall Knowall says

    We know this is about the Royal family. I’m so sick of Megan Markle I swear 😂😂😂. I would definitely keep my distance until Prince Harry comes to his senses. I was happy about the union, but it’s becoming clear that maybe this wasn’t the best union for either Harry or Megan. The Royal family wanted to stay relevant, so be careful what you ask for.

  64. fiddlesticks says

    Will and Kate
    sparkles again!
    To be fair, Baldy should have kept his pants zipped up in the first place. They’ll be very effective at freezing her out. She doesn’t know what a close-knit society she’s messing with. From here on, she’ll struggle to get any invites anywhere and can kiss goodbye to any friends. Silly, silly girl, she started off with public and private support. Lost the public extremely rapidly and now has wrecked family ties too. Guess it’s lonely up there at the…

  65. breadpitt says

    Baldy and Starchy: Will&Kate

    Rooster and Limelight: Harry&Meghan

    [Optional] Wtf is wrong with Meghan really?! Just keep your mouth shut girl and you’ll be fine in the palace. She already secured the bag with her baby so why messing with Kate? Will is a certified * like his dad apparently

  66. sherri says

    Prince William and Kate

    Prince Harry and Meghan

    I don’t know what they should do. But Rooster and Starchy were at an event today together and they looked pretty friendly.

  67. loopylou600 says

    William and Catherine

    Harry and Meghan

    [Optional] If you were Baldy and Starchy, what would you do? Keep complete distance and sideline them both…..preferably sending them abroad. Let them pay their own way in the world and see how long they last, and their marriage too. Meghan is only in this for the lifestyle and attention.

  68. Virolution says

    Yep. Like I thought MM leaked it. She probably did it in purpose to take the negative press off herself.

  70. aemish says

    There is no way my brother would ever trust me after something like this. I don’t blame Baldy.

  75. GretaGuesses says

    Baldy & Starchy: William and Kate

    Rooster & Limelight: Harry and MeAgain

    I would just have nothing to do with Harry & Sparkles. Harry is smitten with Sparkles. Well, he’s probably more ‘whipped’ by her, and she definitely wears the trousers in the family. I think Sparkles is jealous that William will be King one day, and Kate will be Queen Consort. Sparkles would prefer to be Queen. I would banish the Sussexes to some tiny country that paparazzi don’t frequent.

  77. hannahhkate says

    You’re telling me that William cheats on Katherine and I’m going to need emotional support services to deal with it.

  79. GossipGirlXoXo2 says

    I swear the media always tries to portray Meghan Markle as this evil person. So Prince William was cheating on HIS wife and somehow it’s Meghan’s fault it got out? Lol how about he keep his junk in his pants

  80. JBDinCA says

    Baldy (Balding/Hair Challenged) = Prince William & Starchy (Prim??) = Kate Middleton

    Rooster (Red Crown) = Prince Harry & Limelight (Actress) = Meghan Markle

  83. SilverLining says

    The younger generation of adults in the BRF. As I said before, PH & MM will not be together much longer so all this really doesn’t matter. DW & DK have their 3 children to worry about…no matter what someone does, it will NOT affect the line of succession of the longstanding institution (they have fared worse).

  84. onegative says

    If this is true, Kate, you deserve better than to be treated like this. You deserve better than Will to treat you like this and for your private painful life to be tabloid news. If you take this you are teaching your child that it is ok to be walked on.

    Meghan, you are ruining that family to make yourself famous. You will go down in history as one of the evil wives in history that seeks only personal gain. Prince Harry obviously loves you and you pulled the wool over his eyes. Shame on you.

  86. NYCBunny says

    Wills & Kate

    Harry & Meghan

    I thought it was all Meghan. Now, I’d avoid them both until she takes a decorum course given by Buck House courtiers. Those guys are tough, from what I hear.

  87. mybellyistoofulltothink says

    Baldy and Starchy: Will & Kate

    Rooster and Limelight: Harry & Markle

    LOL at these names. I don’t get “Starchy” though? I almost want to think this is some test the royal family uses to see if Megan is to be trusted. She failed…so now they know for sure she’s not worthy to be in the inner circle.

  90. radishreindeer says

    William & Kate.
    Harry & whatsherface.
    No way this was an accidental leak or “not understanding” family rules. It’s basic common sense not to air ANY family’s dirty laundry, much less the private matters of a family as high profile as this.
    I hope Baldy and Starchy can mend fences with Rooster at some point, and that they cut Limelight loose. The world will be a better place if she never gets an ounce of press again.

  91. sugarspice says

    Baldy and Starchy Prince William and Kate

    Rooster and Limelight; Prince Harry and Megan
    If you were Baldy and Starchy, what would you do? Keep quiet and decide in private what they want to do about their marriage and what is best for their children. We’re British and do not play out private matters like this in public. It’s unnecessary and quite frankly no one else’s business although I am upset this could have happened, the reality is it is a private matter for William and Kate to…

  92. AmateurGossipHour says

    Baldy and Starchy: Prince William & Duchess Kate

    Rooster and Limelight: Prince Harry & Meghan Markle (doesn’t deserve a title!)

  93. parkland45 says

    Never speak to Rooster & Limelight again. You can pick your friends but not your relatives. IDK who any of these people are.

  96. rayodeplata says

    The Dukes of Cambridge
    The Dukes of Sussex

    If Meghan Markle leaked the rumor, they should publish the exact chain of custody so everyone else can trace it to her too.

  98. LizardQueen says

    OMG! LOLOLOL!!!! “Baldy and Starchy”… BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Baldy and Starchy: William and Catherine

    Rooster and Limelight: Harry and Meghan

    There’s nothing to be done besides clean up this mess QUIETLY within their own household. Then continue to the path of King and Queen. What else can they do?!?!

  100. annabelle77 says

    Baldy is Prince William, Starchy is Kate, Rooster is Prince Harry, and Limelight is Meghan Markle. And if I were Kate and William, I wouldn’t trust Harry or Meghan to keep anything private. Unfortunately, Harry is too naive to realize that Meghan operates by Hollywood rules, and everything is all about whatever benefits HER. What a nightmare. Every family has in-laws like this, but it’s 1000 times worse when you’re on the world stage.

  101. pflower says

    Meghan markle being all Wallis Simpson and turning Harry into an Edward VIII level of loser. And their poor baby isn’t even here yet *facepalm*

  102. michelex23 says

    William and Kate
    Harry and Meghan
    I don’t feel bad for them. Don’t cheat on your wife and you won’t have this problem. Have you learned NOTHING from your parents’ relationship??? I’m disgusted Kate stays and even more disgusted William cheats. Don’t blame Meghan.

  103. PrincipalFlutie says

    If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime. Interesting how the family’s punishing a woman for telling the truth, and not the man who betrayed his wife and children. I mean, if she leaked it on purpose that’s still crappy of her and she’s a trash person for doing that, but apparently speaking truth deserves a harsher punishment than breaking your marriage vows.

  104. FILMGAL says

    Baldy and Starchy: Prince William and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge

    Rooster and Limelight: Prince Harry and Meghan

  105. bananauk says

    Prince William – Baldy
    Kate – Starchy
    Prince Harry – Rooster
    The insufferable Meghan Markle – Limelight

  107. gossipgirltv says

    It doesn’t matter who did the revealing- there would be nothing to talk about if Prince William kept it in his pants. Sounds like a lot of re-directing the blame. Kate should be re-directing her anger towards her cheating husband

  108. Ramblingirl says

    This makes me sad. I guess I am romantic enough to think William loved Kate and would be faithful to her. My bubble has been popped.

  111. Longislandgirl says

    Will & kate
    Harry & Meghan

    So the rumors are true!! Huh. Meghan will never be welcomed in the family after leaking that. Why is William cheating???? Is it really worth it.

  112. Flanky says

    Baldy= prince billy
    Starchy= kate
    Rooster= harry
    Limelight= meg
    If it weren’t for this site, I’d have almost no news on these people as they are irrelevant. However, facts are harry is more than an imbecile, he’s spineless as well. Marrying and having a kid with that vulture meg will be his greatest folly. Harry & meg are now going to be forever ostracized. He deserves all his troubles.

  114. Jelly Drop says

    Prince William and Kate Middleton
    Prince Harry and Meaghan Markle

    It is not her fault for ffs. If William cheated then be mad at him. The fact it got out isn’t a miracle. Plenty of ways it could have happened besides this. William and Kate should pull their respective heads out of the backsides and stop being so furiously against Meaghan being part of the family. She is not Heather Mills.

  115. MinnieMe says

    Prince William and Katherine
    Prince Harry and Meghan Markle
    Ask the Queen to dissolve Harry’s marriage. Markle is a total mess and Harry was a fool to marry her.

  116. boyjack4 says

    William and Kate
    Harry and Meaghan
    Big disappointment on so many levels
    William for straying but especially Harry and Meghan for destroying all trust
    They’re toxic and quite rightly

  117. DenverJayhawk says

    Wills and Kate
    Harry and Megan

    Such Ridiculous drama. H & M Are worse than my teenagers.

  120. zappy2050 says

    Meghan is having a hard time. Hopefully it eventually works out. They have already kicked her out of kensington Palace. Now, she and Harry are banishes to Africa

  122. kuakou says

    Baldy and Starchy: Prince William and Kate Middleton
    Rooster and Limelight: Prince Harry and Megan Markle

  124. Monysmom says

    Baldy and Starchy: Prince William and Duchess Catherine

    Rooster and Limelight: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle

    [Optional] If you were Baldy and Starchy, what would you do? Not share really sensitive info with them!

  125. amagod121 says

    William and Kate
    Harried and Limelight, err, MeGain.

    Get counseling, keep those things very private, and no longer trust Harried or MeGain.

    I hate knowing that the cheating rumors are supposedly true. William knows how deeply hurt his own mother was due to Charles’ cheating yet he does the same thing to Kate??

    Oh and LOVE your fictionalized names for everyone!

  126. regossip says

    Baldy:Joel Madden
    Starchy: Nicole Ritchie
    Rooster: benji madden
    Limelight: Cameron diaz

  127. Chi83 says

    Maybe if Baldy had kept his rooster inside his pants he wouldn’t have to worry about any of this. Don’t worry Baldy. As you know, your father cheated on your mother and it turned out right. But Starchy better watch out. She can be replaced.

  128. cfraler says

    Baldy is Prince William
    Starchy is his wife Catherine
    Rooster is Prince Harry
    Limelight is Meghan Markel
    I hope this isn’t true but if it is then I think Africa would be suitable

  130. ILUVCA4evr says

    I think if you look back to the Christmas morning church photos, Katherine knew Megan leaked it. You can see the look of strain on her face. Megan looks like the cat that swallowed the canary. Not cool, but not unexpected behavior from Megan.

    I did expect much better from William after what his mother went through…not cool. Makes his stock go down for sure. Katherine comes out of this a winner…and Queen.

  131. ILUVCA4evr says

    Baldy and Starchy: William and Katherine

    Rooster and Limelight: Dumb Harry and the detestable Megan

    [Optional] If you were Baldy and Starchy, what would you do? Katherine needs to kick Wills’ ass to hell and back. That marriage is sticking believe you me. Wills needs to knock it off.

    Harry and Megan will be divorced in 3-5 years. Without a doubt, she leaked it ‘accidentally on purpose’ to create drama. Except its backfired on her–off to Africa or wherever the Firm decides. End of…

  133. Suzaloo says

    Wow.. Duke and Duchess of Cambridge and Duke and Duchess of Sussex? What I’d do is make sure “Limelight” is left somewhere in the dark for the next year or so.. Call it an extended maternity leave- no social media, no appearances..she could just bond with her baby..and mull over some of her questionable indiscretions.

  134. dadiegirl says

    Wow! Drama with the Royals and *! I REFUSE to believe that Baldy would cheat on Starchy. They don’t have enough years under their belt for that. For someone with her own dirt, Limelight should shut her mouth.

  135. mystic1 says

    Will & Kate, Harry & Meghan. I think Will & Kate have done what they had to do. I knew Meghan was bad news from the beginning. She is phony and manipulative.

  136. Buckskinlady says

    Baldy and Starchy: Prince William & his wife Kate Middleton

    Rooster and Limelight: Prince Harry and his wife Megan Markle

    Keep their heads up high and show a united front and that they are still solid in their marriage. William make amends with Harry to keep the core family together for the sake of Diana’s memory and her love for them.
    Keep Ms. Hollywood Markle at a very discreet distance and out of the inner loop. She is still craving the attention she got as an actress.

  138. Honey16 says

    William & Kate
    Harry & Thirsty Meghan

    Since she has revealed her hand, game on witch. I would blast my brother for opening his mouth after I said not to. The man is already “*” whipped.

  140. missbmw says

    Starchy : Princess Kate.
    Baldy : William.
    Rooster : Harry.
    Limelight : Meghan M.
    MM is messy *.

  142. Whisper says

    Baldy and Starchy: William and Kate

    Rooster and Limelight: Harry and Meghan

    [Optional] What would I do? Exactly what William and Kate are doing.
    If bro has to blab everything to his wife it will only continue to hurt them. A shame the bros. relationship is so fractured at this point.. and that William is a cheat like his dad.

  143. Marina says

    Prince William and Duchess Catherine
    Prince Harry and Meghan Markle
    Love the monikers!

  144. GeorgiaR says

    Baldy is Prince William, Starchy is Princess Kate, Rooster is Prince Harry and Limelight is Meghan Markle. If I were Baldy and Stretchy, I would find myself a good marriage and family therapist who I could trust and get into counseling fast and try to figure out why Baldy had an affair in the first place, and do whatever it takes to make sure it is the first and last time it happens. Without Prince William’s initial error, no other damage would have been done. Don’t blame anyone else!

  145. beachchick218 says

    The Royals. Do exactly as they are. Freeze them out. After all l, Will and Kate will be the K and Q of England. The other two will quickly lose their relevance as they pay for their loose lips and disloyalty.

  146. Maximus says

    Sorry this is all Baldy’s fault. Don’t cheat on your wife and there would be no tabloid gossip to squash

  149. mrw222 says

    Baldy and Starchy – Prince William and Kate Middleton
    Rooster and Limelight – Prince Harry and Megan Markle

  150. frahaj says

    William & Kate
    Harry & Meghan

    I think W&K kept the rumors of M going and our smart American Dutchess showed them who they were messing with! I don’t think H has much respect for W since he tried to end his relationship with M. I believe there is a lot of jealousy from W & K.

  151. michellev27 says

    The royal family. Thanks so much for finally telling us what’s been going on behind the scenes. I wonder how long this has been going on. Kate and Will always look very together and always smiling so it was a shock to find out he was cheating. And today Kate was shown all smiley with Harry. Must be hard to play nice and act like everything is all good

  152. TexasHeat says

    Baldy and Starchy: Wills and Kate

    Rooster and Limelight: Harry and Meghan

    The DRAMA!! Wills should have kept it in his trousers! 😉

  154. TeaDrinker says

    Baldy and Starchy: Prince William and Kate Middleton

    Rooster and Limelight: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle