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He Expected A Lineup

[Blind Gossip] Let’s talk about the dating game being played by this celebrity couple!

Sporto and Blockhead are both rich and famous celebrities.

We told you that she stalled their official breakup announcement to give her more time to search for a new man. She wanted that new man on her arm as soon as possible after the breakup.

Why the hurry?

First of all, Blockhead can never be alone. Never.

Secondly, she needs to maintain her image as being sexy and desirable. To her, being desirable means always having a man.

Blockhead specifically gave her team instructions to find her a new, high-profile man and to deliver him within weeks of her breakup with Sporto. It doesn’t matter that five minutes ago she was planning her wedding to Sporto. She wanted a new man, stat.

Unfortunately, the time frame to line up a new man was even tighter than one of her usual outfits. Her team simply could not find someone new. So Blockhead wound up with one of her exes.

Now here’s the interesting part: It turns out that Blockhead was not the only one in that relationship to put out the call for a new partner!

It turns out that her fiance, Sporto, put in a nearly identical request to his team right around the time of their breakup to counter Blockhead’s strategy!

He knows her game and he knew she would have a new partner within weeks. Someone to make him angry or jealous. He tried to do the same thing.

Given that Sporto and Blockhead are both driven by their egos, that’s not totally shocking.

What is a little surprising is that Sporto is having even more trouble than his ex-fiance did!

They are looking for someone classy, preferably famous. Someone with a name outside of social media. Someone who looks good in a bathing suit.

He basically wants someone who will annoy his ex or make her jealous.

That’s an interesting list.

He thought there would be this whole lineup of women but they just couldn’t get a good one for him in such a short time. All the available classy/famous women didn’t see it as a good publicity play after the cheating accusations and the engagement ending. They didn’t want to be accused of having any role in that mess.

So Sporto expected a lineup… but struck out instead!

Awww. Poor baby. He cheated on his fiance and then couldn’t get anyone classy/famous to date – or fake date – him in a New York minute.

That’s why he’s hanging out with his ex-wife and making sure the photos get out there. That’s also why he is now pretending that he doesn’t need or want to date at all right now.

All that stoic solitude may soon fall by the wayside.

It will all change in the next few weeks once they find a girl. They might have to audition a few before signing one.

It sounds like we might get treated to witnessing the auditioning process!

Fun for us. Annoying for his ex.

And if he can’t line one up soon?

Back to an available ex? Back to Insta?

Hey, Sporto’s got options!

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Sporto and Blockhead:

Clues:

[Optional] Would you want to date either Blockhead or Sporto? Why or why not?

Reader Interactions

Comments

  1. the skeptic says

    Aw, c’mon. I’m team Sporto all the way here. We all know that Blockhead is all about image, and that her hookup with Affleck is all about publicity for both of them.

    Did Sporto cheat on her? Sure he did. Was she stupid enough to think that he wouldn’t? Sure she was – but really, in the end, it didn’t matter because all she was after was adoration for looking great. And that is still the case.

  9. letinstar says

    ARod( Sporto) and Jenny from the Block (head)

    They are both messy messes. And while I wouldn’t date either one, I am amused for the moment of all this desperation…

  11. cassadaga says

    Alex Rodriguez
    Jennifer Lopez

    Is this why he was seen at Lindsay Shookus’ birthday party? Ben and Jen back together so he dates Ben’s ex in retaliation? Ugh these people!

  15. kaitechi says

    Lol, Blockhead AKA Jenny from the block & A Rod. Plus he’s hanging with Affleck’s ex as well. Interesting (and very transparent) strategy on both their parts

  18. annabelle77 says

    Jlo and Arod. These two pathetic idiots are still in Middle school. They are both so cringeworthy its pathetic. Seriously.

  19. La Lurker says

    JLo & ARod. Lol – “Sporto” is obvious, but “Blockhead”? Guess I’m missing something with that one.

  20. amagod121 says

    Sporto = ARod
    Blockhead = JLo

    Why don’t these two just go to couples’ counseling and try to make it work, unless it was simply a PR “romance?”

    Optional: Nope. Been there and done that. It gets old fast!

  21. Henrietta says

    Jennifer Lopez and A-Rod.

    Wouldn’t touch him with a barge pole, but would be interested in being her friend.

    Clues: “struck out,””planning her wedding,

  22. llabine1 says

    Jennifer Lopez and ARod
    Blockhead :Jenny on the Block
    Sporto..well Duh it’s ARod
    Ex: Ben Affleck…

  23. WorkHardBeNice says

    It’s JLo and ARod.
    Nope. Wouldn’t date either of them.
    Not for all the Valtrex in the world.

  27. Mia444 says

    Jenny from the Blockhead and A-Sporto-Rod.

    I’m so damned tired of the idiot PR games these self-absorbed, vapid fools play (ALL of em not just JLo & ARod). That is all.

  28. TeacherKat says

    Jennifer Lopez (Jenny from the block-head) and Arod.

    Optional: No. They sound exhausting and way too caught up on appearances. They actually sound like a perfect match for each other.

  30. Marybel says

    Of course JLo and ARod. Who could they “date” that would be thirstier than they are?

  33. fanofgossip says

    Blockhead is jlopez
    Sporto is hernandez.

    I am sure if he reaches out to former Bachelor contestants, one of them is surely to be desperate enough.

  34. laurel74 says

    Alex Rodriguez = Sporto, lineup is a baseball term

    JLo = Blockhead, Jenny from the block

  36. wfreshie says

    this is j lo and a-rod (sporty) he was a baseball player , the egos another clue…always having to have a man on her arm j lo clue

  37. luv2guess says

    Too easy
    Blockhead- JLo – plz tell her she looks like a fool
    Sporto-ARod- ditto for him

  38. omgimbackagain says

    Jenny from the Blockhead and A Rod the cheater in sports and fake relationships

    I would steer clear of both of them

  39. JBDinCA says

    Sporto = A Rod (Alex Rodriguez)

    Blockhead = J Lo (Jennifer Lopez)

    Clues: both are rich/famous celebrities; previously engaged; Block=Jenny from the block: Sporto=MLB player for New York Yankees.

  40. Jayzzzzzz says

    Sporto and Blockhead: A-Rod & JLo

    Clues: sport-o = baseball player & blockhead = Jenny from the Block

    Would you want to date either Blockhead or Sporto? He’s not monogamous. He’s cheated in every major relationship he’s had. Just ask the ex-wife he’s spending so much time with. I couldn’t be with anyone as needy as JLo.

  41. Alliesonme says

    Sporto: Alex Rodriguez
    Blockhead: Jennifer Lopez
    Clues: Lineup, Struck out, Photos with Ex-Wife, New York minute

    Both suffer from egos bigger than the state of New York and California combined and are messy and childish asf. Would I date either one, 2 words for you… Hell No!!!

  42. Whisper says

    Sporto and Blockhead: ARod/JLo

    Clues: 1)”Sporto”, 2)Line up, 3)NY minute
    1)sport-athlete, 2)baseball term 3)NY Yankees

    Date them? God No. They’re both immature, superficial and petty. I feel bad for the kids.

  43. Maureen0810 says

    ARod and JLo.

    I feel bad for the kids. Go be a good parent and stop trying to date.

  45. phoenix8209 says

    Blockhead: JLo “from the block”
    Sporto: Alex Rodrigues “struck out”

    Both are way too high maintenance.

  46. spentastic says

    A-Rod and J-Lo
    Clues: “Sporto” (duh), “Blockhead” (Jenny from the block), baseball puns

  51. IamnotMe says

    The oh-so-unreal Jenny from the block and ARod. I laughed when I searched his name and saw that he was spotted with Affleck’s ex gf. SMH

  52. CheetoFingerz says

    Sporto = Alex Rodriguez former NY Yankees
    Blockhead = Jennifer Lopez aka Jenny From The Block
    There are many clues but the first one was the mention of the previous post.

    I would date her, I sense she is intense in bed that could be fun for a little while.

  53. Bubbalou says

    J-LO and A-rod
    Clues : she wound up with an ex, was planning wedding to sporto, sporto since A-rod is a player (wink wink)

    optional: I wouldnt want to date old people. There is also the whiff of desperation about them that makes me cringe so bad.

  54. beerizzy says

    A Rod and J Lo

    Clues: struck out and New York minute because he was a Yankee

    I wouldn’t touch either of them with someone else’s 10 foot pole lol

  55. justcurious says

    Hahaha, blockhead is JLo, aka Jenny from the block, enough Botox to ensure her face doesn’t move making blockhead even more appropriate as her name.
    Of course ARod is Sporto, being a baseball dude, and not at all classy, plus isn’t he part of the Jeter tree? Eww…

  58. Texas1835 says

    JLo and ARod.

    It’s so obvious what they are doing and all of the JLo alerts make her seem even more desperate than him.

    Why not just enjoy being single?

  61. badgerette85 says

    JLo and ARod

    JLo “dating” Ex Ben Affleck

    UGH- both very insecure self absorbed celebs, looking for attention and relevancy. Take my advice – use that energy and really do something charitable, that will elevate and help others.

  62. gingerbread says

    Sporto is Arod and Blockhead is JLo.
    Clues: “sporto” because ARod is a professional athlete and “blockhead” is Jenny From the Block. JLo is if of course in a publicity relationship with Ben Affleck right now. Ironically, ARod was just recently spotted with Lindsey Shookus, who is Ben Affleck’s ex-girlfriend.

  65. sabrina325 says

    Alex Rodriguez and Jennifer Lopez. Surely the obvious option for him to date should be Kim Kardashian.

  67. parkland45 says

    They are both truly pathetic, immature, self-absorbed people (won’t even call them adults). JLo and ARod. They’re acting like middle schoolers. I hope their kids get stability from their other parents.

  69. RobinTKV says

    A-Rod, of course. I don’t know why Cynthia would agree to posing in pictures with him.

  70. SueSue says

    Alex Rodriguez and Jennifer Lopez. Am I the only one who originally read the Blockhead clue as something to do with New Kids on the Block?

    I would not date Alex Rodriguez, but I would like to hang out with JLo. She strikes me as a really good, loyal friend for some reason.

  71. blessed1 says

    JLo and Arod and why can’t he recycle too?

    Optional- Both are narcissists so I don’t think anyone of sound mind would. Ben and Madonna perfect replacements!

  73. cat90120 says

    Does not surprise me. Always felt JLo and ARod’s relationship was arranged. They could never get the story straight on how they met. Then on Tik Tok when they were answering relationship questions with their eyes closed, they got almost every one wrong. So, if that relationship was arranged, makes sense that Bennifer 2.0 would be as well and that ARod’s next relationship will be arranged by his team.

  74. coggie79 says

    Sporto: ARod
    Blockhead: JLo

    Clues: “Sport”-o — ARod was a baseball player; “Block”-head – “Jenny from the block”

    They’re idiots.

  75. 4sixx2 says

    ARod and JLo. They’re both gross egomaniacs and I predict they’ll return to the each other after different break ups in the future.

  76. montebell says

    They’ll eventually find Alex someone to date, but it’s no coincidence they both are recycling exes. How romantic! How desperate. I think Lopez would come across as more desirable if she stayed single for awhile, spent time with her kids and take a break from all the neediness.

  82. Diamond Girl says

    JLo and ARod
    2 desparate people
    Jenny from the “block”
    Sporto – ARod is a famous athlete
    New York minute – both from NY

  84. uglystick says

    Lopez and A Rod
    I can’t imagine such a shallow boring existence as these two clowns.