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Dumb And Dumber

[Blind Gossip] This female performer has been very famous since she was a child.

Despite the fact that she is now an adult, her health issues leave her more dependent on her parents than she would like.

Her boyfriend has been encouraging her to assert herself more and work towards independence.

It’s hard to say whether he is doing that because he sincerely believes that she is well and perfectly capable of taking care of herself or if his motives are a bit more nefarious.

In any case, he has been working with her on her written statements to declare that she is doing well and to prove that she is ready to move on.

She doesn’t have any sort of education and he has dropped out of a few schools, so when they work together to try to write anything, it’s just this unintelligible mess of bad spelling and bad grammar. That can be fixed, but they also try using big words and legal words that they think makes her sound smarter.

Unfortunately, they tend to use them incorrectly.

The results are unintentionally hilarious. They will say things like “prostate court” instead of “probate court.”

Imagine if Dumb and Dumber wrote a letter. Then take away another forty IQ points.

Hey! Leave Dumb and Dumber alone!

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Performer:

[Optional] What do you think is best for her?

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Comments

  1. spookie says

    Although the lack of high school could be anyone who started out in the biz too young without keeping up with their education.

  4. PollyMetropolitan says

    Poor Britney.

    I think it’s best she have an executor. Every once in a while she totally loses it, and that’s when she needs to be protected.

  8. Bella Ciao Ciao says

    Leave Britney alone ! Prostate court’I would watch that, fancy a tv pitch, anyone?

  9. Riley831 says

    Britney Spears

    Leave it with her father running things because it has kept her out of trouble. Hope his health improves or he is lining up someone who will do the right thing in case it doesn’t.

  10. MyPalFootFoot says

    I hope it’s Miley but it’s probably Brittany. I wish they wouldn’t correct the grammar and spelling. I would def enjoy the comedy of reading “prostate court” incorrectly used in a sentence crafted by some ding dongs playing “smart”.

  15. Deeva E says

    Britney Spears.
    Unfortunately she will never be able to take care of herself until she learns how to identify hangers on who seek to take advantage of her.

  20. littlem says

    Is this maybe Britney?

    This reminds so much of when Monica and Chandler wanted to adopt a child and Joey tried to write a letter of support to the adoption agency and used a thesaurus on every word thinking it would make him look smart

  24. carriebradshaw says

    Britney Spears and her Bf.

    Optional: the best is to have someone who takes care for her finances, this makes her less attractive for people who want to use her and steal from her pretending being her friends. We all saw what happen back then, it was very public, she needs this kind of protection. And this doesn’t mean she’s not able to do this on her own, but she’s also very vunrerable and easy to manipulate because of her desease.

  25. keilobyte says

    Britney Spears

    Optional: I have a suspicion that her bf Sam is totally in it for the fame and riches, and unfortunately, if that is true, then she is still showing the very poor judgement that has in the past cost her everything.

    Perhaps she does need watching over, as sad as that is.

  26. spellsnhoney says

    Not sure. Just going to throw out Miley Cyrus and Cody Simpson.

    I think it would be best for whoever this is to stop being with the boyfriend because she seems manipulative

  41. Tman2020 says

    Britney Spears and Sam Ashgari.
    I fully support Brit getting set free from her captors….her father/ handlers.
    #SetBritneyFree lol

    • Katmandu says

      Yes, set her ‘free’ – there are millions out there no doubt missing the good old days of her shaving her head, wielding an umbrella, locking herself in the bathroom and endangering her kids. They are bored and want to bring that kind of meltdown back, I guess. (Myself? I think she is doing well under conservatorship and leave it at that.)

  43. elliedee says

    Performer: Britney Spears

    [Optional] What do you think is best for her?
    That she be given more control of her life but with an overseer or trustee or a group of people who can legally protect her

  44. SilentStar says

    Britney Spears and her boyfriend. It would be funny, except it’s a very sad truth that people with poor education and/or literacy struggles are much less able to advocate for themselves and get justice.

  45. jdubble07 says

    Sarah Hyland and her fiancé.
    She had/has some kidney disease and received a kidney donated by her father.

  47. cindycgy says

    It’s Britney, bitch!

    She should be independent as soon as she can and should seek professional help. She can’t depend on her parents forever.

  56. zappy2050 says

    Oh Lordy Lordy!!! Where is Britney Spears dad in all of this? Someone need to keep this man alive for the next 40 years or so.

    As to Britney’s boyfriend – I am assuming he is DUMBER.

  59. 8outof11 says

    You tickled me to cackling. 😂
    I hope this is not Billie.
    But I suspect that they want 2 extrakate the detells to be very very good for proof she is interdependent.

  64. truth_sayer says

    Performer: Britney Spears

    So many people have taken advantage of her over the years so honestly who the hell can she trust. Idk if she’s in the right frame of mind to be independent or ever will be again tbh

  65. Duckyinky says

    It’s Britney.

    She’s not well. She’s one of the kids that has been Disney’d so there is no telling what she has been thru and I believe when a child suffers trauma – whether it is sexual abuse, weight control, appearance stress – they are stunted at the age when the abuse started. I think Britney will always need help because without it, I think she will self destruct and won’t live to see another year.

    • manic9123 says

      I agree with you @duckyinky. And sadly I don’t think there’s anyone truly looking out for her best interests especially when her family and those closest to her are on her payroll. Unfortunately it’s selecting the best person out of the worst to keep her on a path that keeps her from self-destructing.

  67. LizardQueen says

    Britney

    At this point what’s best for her is that she’s not surrounded by bad people who take advantage of her.

  68. grey.jade says

    Britney Spears
    Optional – she’s a lost cause. Everyone in her life takes advantage of her. I don’t think there is a way out.

  72. noinin says

    Britney and Sam Asghari.
    I feel sorry for Britney because she clearly isn’t very bright and it’s obviously due to the fact that she never had a chance to get an education and to develop her intellect. It’s even more obvious now that she has taken over her Instagram. As for Sam, maybe English isn’t his mother tongue ?
    I think Britney needs someone to protect her but who would leave her alone and let her do what she loves – trying on new clothes, tanning and do yoga in her garden.

  73. amagod121 says

    Brit Brit Spears is really in a pickle.
    Oh and her boyfriend – Sam Asghari

    Oh dear. What’s best for her? Staying on her meds religiously and have a scrupulous guardian. Keeping the boyfriend honest (watching him carefully.). Therapy and many things for her to do to keep her from getting bored. Constant monitoring by her doctors. Constant visits by her sons. She needs a life with more meaning to it plus all of the care I’ve listed above. I wish her the best.

  75. omgimbackagain says

    Britney Spears and her bf Sam
    Who would’ve thought KFed was the smart one in that relationship? Prostate court omg.

  76. TruePatriot says

    This has to be the train wreck that is Lindsay Lohan.

    She tries but flipping off a judge in court tends to ruin one’s reputation and show how immature and ridiculous this former child star has become. She should go to a *serious* rehab and grow the heck up.

  77. uean008 says

    By this logic, 99% of Hollywood should be in a conservatorship. Anyone w a platform and vocal interest in Britney who does NOT advocate on her behalf is highly suspect. Too many ppl benefit from arrangement, but ironically Britney isn’t one of them. C-ships are meant for people who are completely out of commission. That she has recorded/promoted several albums, perfume & clothing lines, and multiple world tours w nonstop choreography easily prove this c-ship doesnt meet the legal requirements

    • Thoradore says

      An animal is capable of being able to “perform,” and/or follow a set, or varying routine. Such does not establish evidence of an ability to make coherent decisions, or the mental capacity to productively and successfully function independently.

    • Sandy24 says

      A person with mental health issues isn’t an “animal” and she should be allowed the least restrictive equal to her functioning. Not doing so while having her continue to work and earn money equates her to a slave, a mere circus animal and I’d look into who is on that payroll aside from her kids. What you fail to realize Thoradore is that if she is unable to make coherent decisions or function independently she is also incapable of CONSENTING to work. The conservatorship is shady as all *.