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Why Chompers Got Engaged

[Blind Gossip] You already know that there are plenty of celebrities out there who are in faux relationships.

Some of them do it to serve as a beard for the other person. Some of them do it to hide their own personal preferences.

Some of them do it to publicize a particular project. Some of them do it for general publicity purposes.

Let’s talk about this actor from a famous franchise series. We’ll call him Chompers.

Chompers is a good-looking guy who has probably dated a dozen female celebrities. He hasn’t written a ten-minute song about any of them, but he probably could.

Oh, hello Taylor Swift!

While this isn’t Chompers’ first faux relationship, it may be his last. He is ready to commit to his non-celebrity girlfriend.

Given that Chompers is still so young, why is he settling down with this particular girl at this particular time? What’s the rush?

He wants to have a baby and so does she. They have been dating for a few years now so they really know each other and are comfortable co-parenting this baby together. She knows exactly who he is and she is cool with that.

Surprise!

It’s a baby-making partnership!

That’s the first surprise. There is a second surprise.

It turns out that Chompers did not come up with this idea himself. It actually came from a famous actress!

You might think that the idea came from that lead actress from the franchise that made him famous. We’ll call her Flannel.

Nope, it wasn’t her. Flannel has been through a faux relationship or two of her own over the years, but she wasn’t the one giving advice to Chompers.

The idea actually came from another actress. We’ll call her Kissy.

Chompers faux dated Kissy a few years ago. We told you from the first smoochy photo that their relationship was fake. Their relationship came and went so quickly that you might not even remember it.

While their relationship didn’t last, their discussions abut family did have a profound impact on him.

You see, Kissy herself was the product of a faux relationship. Her mother was a famous actress who teamed up with an industry bigwig to produce her.

She told him how her parents came up with an arrangement that worked, even though her father is gay. She convinced him that he could have a family of his own someday if he found the right girl. She told him that as long as he was completely truthful with the girl and they totally trusted each other it could work.

Sounds like he found the right girl.

Congratulations to Chompers on his engagement!

Similar: The Intense Actress Engagement

Chompers:

Flannel:

Kissy:

[Optional] Do you think Chompers will marry his new fiancee?

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  2. amagod121 says

    Thank you for explaining the Billie Lord connection, specifically her parentage! I admire Carrie’s attitude towards straight and gay people having a child together out of practicality, and how being completely truthful and trusting of each other could make a working parental relationship.

  3. Rafael says

    Must be Taylor Lautner, but none of this makes any sense. It’s 2021, for crows sake. Why is he still in a PR relationship? He hasn’t even acted since 2018, and even then, the show didn’t do too well. Clearly, hiding his sexuality isn’t helping anything.

    Just come out, find a man you really love, and adopt/surrogate. It couldn’t hurt anything. It isn’t as if he’s an A List star, or anything. . .

  4. jbj2016 says

    I’m confused about the hypocrisy you speak of… Hollywood is hardly keeping him in the closet, since he barely has a career to speak of anyway. He might have actually gotten a boost by coming out out, but he totally squandered his Ryan Murphy connection. It’s too bad, because he’s cute and funny, but sometimes the bitterness seeps through.

  6. DaughterJudy says

    Obviously Taylor Lautner and his tacky neon sign. Yes, theyā€™ll get married, have a baby or 2, then heā€™ll announce that heā€™s bisexual in 10 yrs.

    Flannel: K Stewart

    Kissy: no idea

  8. samwinchester says

    Chompers: Taylor Lautner
    Flannel: Kristen Stewart
    Kissy: Billie Lourd

    Yes, I think they will marry!

  9. kit e kat says

    Chompers is Taylor Lautner, of Twilight fame.
    Flannel is his series co-star Kristen Stewart.
    Kissy is Billy Lourd, who dated Lautner from late 2016-mid 2017.
    Billy’s parents were the late Carrie Fisher and Bryan Lourd of Creative Artists Agency, one of the biggest agencies in Hollywood. Lourd left Fisher for a man and that relationship ended, but Billie had already been born. He his been married to Bruce Bozzi since 2016.
    If Taylor wants to be a father, then he should explore those…

  10. Britttttt says

    Chompers: Taylor Lautner
    Flannel: Kristen Stewart
    Kissy: Lily Collins? (I never thought Phil was gay though)

  12. rebeccadewinter says

    Chompers Taylor Lautner
    Flannel Kristen Stewart
    Kissy Billie Lourd – dad is gay, mum was actress Carrie Fisher

    Dated Taylor swift for a second

    Good for him, hope it works out.

  15. suzkin37 says

    Taylor Laurene (be still my heart) and his new fiancĆ©. He was with Jedi royalty Billie Lourde who was the product of Carrie Fisher her gay husband at the time. Taylor is a good kid who surprised me with his comedic skills. I thought he bonded with Billieā€™s dads a good bit. No we know what they talked about when they got facials.

  16. toosie says

    Taylor Lautner—chompers
    Kristen—flannel
    Carrie Fisher daughter, Billie i think her name is—Kissy

  21. Snooped says

    Chompers: Taylor Lautner

    Flannel: Kristen Stewart

    Kissy: Billie Lourd

    [Optional] Do you think Chompers will marry his new fiancee? Yes, I think so

  23. whiskers says

    Out of the blue and after years in obscurity after flops, suddenly Taylor Lautner was all over the news this week announcing his engagement. Maybe he wants to appear in a movie and his PR team thought it would be a good idea to remind us Taylor Lautner is still around, so he’s my response for “Chompers”.

    I’ll guess his co-star “Flannel” is Kristen Stewart. They were in a movie franchise together.

    My wild guess for “Kissy” will be Billie Lourd.

  29. donotstalk11 says

    Chompers: Taylor Lautner

    Flannel: KStew

    Kissy: Billie Lourd

    [Optional] Do you think Chompers will marry his new fiancee? Why not?

  30. JulesH says

    Taylor Launtner
    Kristen Srewart
    Billie Lourd

    Yes I do think they will marry, gives him more rights over the baby when he eventually comes out

  37. Wannabe Sherlock says

    Chompers: Taylor Lautner

    Flannel: Kristen Stewart

    Kissy: Lily Collins

    [Optional] Do you think Chompers will marry his new fiancee? If he has a baby with her, he should; for the baby’s sake.

  39. SilverLining says

    Taylor Lautner (engaged to Tay Dome, a nurse, as of this past Veterans Day)

    Franchise that made him famous: Twilight

    Flannel: Kristen Stewart

    Kissy: Billie Lourd (daughter of Carrie Fish er who had an ‘arrangement’ with Bryan Lourd)

  40. chestylarue says

    Chompers: Taylor Lautner
    Flannel: Kristen Stewart
    Kissy: Billie Lourd

    Yeah I think theyā€™ll marry

  43. abbicadabra says

    Taylor Lautner and Tay

    I think kissy is Billie Lourd, her famous mother being Carrie Fisher, married to Bryan Lourd who later came out and is now married to a man.

    I think he will marry her, have kids and eventually come out later in life when he doesn’t have to rely so much on being a ‘leading man’. It’s such a shame he feels he can’t be himself, that he’s living a false life but also that the media keeps trying to out him, there’s been rumours since he was 17, poor kid.

    • jbj2016 says

      His not really a leading man type though, so his ego is getting in the way of his career. He was perfect for Ryan Murphy’s ensemble, and could have been working steadily for the last 4 years, but he totally dropped the ball.

  47. AhhYes says

    Chompers… Taylor Lautner
    Flannel… Kristen Stewart
    Kissy… Taylor Swift

    I suppose Billie Lourd is the daughter of the famous actress & gay Hollywood bigwig whom he dated?

    I don’t really understand why Taylor & his fiancĆ© would need to get married to have a baby, unless that’s the terms on her end of the contract (?).

  53. Babakazoo says

    Chompers : Taylor Lautner

    Flannel: Kristen Stewart

    Kissy: Billie Lourd (Mother Is Carrie Fisher, father is Bryan Lourd, a Hollywood Agent)

    Taylor Lautner just got engaged to Tay Dome.

  56. mumof3boys says

    Chompers: Taylor Lautner

    Flannel: Kristen Stewart

    Kissy: Billie Lourd

    [Optional] Do you think Chompers will marry his new fiancee? Yes

  62. kellyp says

    I think this is Taylor Lautner and Billie Lourd (Kissy). He just got engaged to another “Taylor”, LOL.

  63. justcurious says

    Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart
    Chompers=vampire
    Idk who he’s engaged to
    Idk who kissy is either lol, surely not AKA twigs cos that seemed to go on for a while

  71. ItsBouquet says

    Chompers: Taylor Lautner

    Flannel: Kristen Stewart

    Kissy: Billie Lourd

    [Optional] Yes, I think they’ll get married and fulfill the contract. It’s a little sad when people don’t marry for love, but it’s not a new thing. Arranged marriages have happened for hundreds of years

  72. melrose71 says

    Chompers: Taylor Lautner
    Flannel: Kristen Stewart
    Kissy: Billie Lourd

    I think if heā€™s being honest with his fiancĆ©e and they both want a child, the marriage could work. I just hate for people to live a lie, but I guess if feels he needs to for his career then at least heā€™s honest with her. Good luck to both of them.

  75. Tankgirl68 says

    Chompers: Taylor Lautner
    Flannel: Kristen Stewart
    Kissy: Billie Lourd

    They make a cute couple. I think they might.

  76. hwkgirl1 says

    Taylor Lautner
    Flannel is Kristen Stewart
    Kissy is Billie Lourd (mom Carrie fisher and dad Bryan Lourdes is gay)

  77. moneypenny says

    Chompers: Taylor Lautner

    Flannel: Kristen Stewart

    Kissy: Billie Lourd

    Taylor will probably never marry his fiancee.

  79. nudibee says

    Chompers: Taylor Lautner

    Flannel: Kristen Stewart

    Kissy: Billie Lourd (dad’s some sort of entertainment bod or something and mom was Carrie Fisher)

    No clue if he will marry his current girlfriend or not.

  80. dadiegirl says

    Chompers: Taylor Lautner

    Why do they have to get married to have a baby? Why not have a Irina and Bradley arrangement?

  82. Sleepyandconfused says

    Taylor Lautner
    Kristen Stewart
    No idea

    Now the engagement makes sense and he will probably marry her

  85. karina42 says

    Chompers: Taylor Lautner
    Flannel: Kristin Stewart
    Kissy: Billie Lourd

    Don’t know if they’ll actually marry it not. Whatever works for them and makes them happy.

  92. thisisannoying says

    Taylor Lautner
    Kristen Stewart
    Taylor Swift

    I find it so bizarre that things like this are still going on in this day and age

  93. MissAllieK says

    Chompers: Taylor Lautner

    Flannel: Kristen Stewart

    Kissy: Billie Lourd

    Theyā€™ll get married, have a kid, and in a few years heā€™ll be pitted and theyā€™ll break up.

  94. ohiknowthis says

    Taylor lautner
    Kristin Stewart
    Billie Lourd

    He can do whatever he likes as long as everyone involved is aware and it’s not toxic, I think. Good luck.

  95. rorythedragon says

    Chompers: Taylor Launtner

    Flannel: Kristin Stewart

    Kissy: Billie Lourd

    Looks like the marriage will happen. Good luck to them. Itā€™s fraught with difficulty, but what marriage isnā€™t and at least theyā€™re honest going in.

  99. MpressMe says

    Oh my!
    Choppers: Taylor Lautner, who is gay
    Kissy: Billie Lourd. Her father is gay.
    Flannel: I assume thatā€™s Kristen Stewart. Who is also gay.

    Yes, they will get married and they will bring a child into the world.
    :/

  100. please says

    Iā€™m a hetero woman who married a hetero man. 12 years and one son later, I found out what a terrible person he is (lying, cheating, etc.) Maybe Iā€™ve become cynical in my old age, but I say – as long as she knows who he is – get your sharkbaby girl!

  101. Midwestgurl says

    Taylor Lautner

    Kristen Stewart

    Billie Lord

    If he wants kids, sure, but I know several gay couples with children. They adopt. He could too. Too much fakery.

  104. Christina X says

    I know this isnā€™t the right answer, but whenever I hear the word ā€œchompersā€, I immediately think of Gary Busey.

  108. SilentWhisper666 says

    Taylor Launtner

    Kristen Stewart?

    Billie Lourd – her dad came out 2 years after she was born and is now happily married to his husband

  109. LawChick2000 says

    Chompers: Taylor Lautner
    Flannel: Kristen Stewart
    Kissy: Billie Lourd – Mother Carrie Fisher and Father Brian Lourd who is gay.

  110. keilobyte says

    Chompers: Taylor Lautner (engaged to Taylor
    Dome)

    Flannel: Kristen Stewart (fake relationship with Rob Pattinson and busted making out with another man at the time)

    Kissy: Billie Lourd (father Bryan Lourd later came out after splitting from Carrie Fisher)

    [Optional]: Yes, though Iā€™m not sure it will last forever if itā€™s purely an arrangement. Hopefully they put the kid first even if it doesnā€™t work out long term.

  114. foraccts says

    Taylor Laurent and Tay Dome are engaged.
    Billie Lourd, daughter of Princess Leia (Carrie Fisher) for the daughter of star and gay man.
    His co star in the twilight series Kristen Stewart recently got engaged and is always seen in flannel shirts.
    Will he marry her? Maybe. He has been hiding his gay so hard.

  120. BosLos says

    Taylor Lautner who is engaged to a nurse
    He “dated” Taylor Swift.
    Kristen Stewart who is engaged to a woman and who “dated” Taylor for Twilight series publicity.
    Billie Lourd – product of gay Bryan Lourd and Carrie Fisher who kissed Taylor Lautner when they were briefly “dating”

    Billie Lourd convinced Taylor that it doesn’t matter that he is gay and with a woman as long as she trusts him – her mother was deeply in love with her father even though it had started out as a bearded…

  122. cassadaga says

    Chompers: Taylor Lautner

    Flannel: Kristen Stewart

    Kissy: Billie Lourd. Her dad is a talent agent (industry big-wig) who left Carrie Fisher for a man.

    I just hope Taylor is happy, so whatever works for him. I do wish he’d feel comfortable being open with who he is. He’s a very talented and charismatic guy.

  124. mrs_right says

    Chompers: Taylor Lautner
    Flannel: Kristin Stewart
    Kissy: I have no idea!

    He’ll probably marry her, but these “arranged” marriages are so sad. These people would be better and happier being their authentic selves.

  127. perfectlyaveragenormie says

    This is the soon to be Mr & Mrs Taylor Lautners!!
    Flannel: Kristen Stewart
    Kissy: Billie Lourd?

    I don’t see why they shouldn’t if they both know what they are signing up for. Marriages have been built on less

  128. rayodeplata says

    Taylor Lautner
    Kristen Stewart
    Billie Lourd, daughter of Carrie Fisher and Bryan Lourd who’s gay

    If girl Taylor fully understands how boy Taylor is, and feels happy about it, then yes they will get married and have kids.

  129. DaniJo says

    Taylor Lautner

    Kristen Stewart

    Billie Lourd

    Unfortunately, I think Taylor will marry his girlfriend. I will never understand the amount phoniness that goes on in Hollywood.

  130. michelex23 says

    Chompers: Taylor Lautner
    Flannel: Kristen Stewart
    Kissy: Billie Lourd
    Optional: Yes, sounds like he found his “true” love

  131. carriebradshaw says

    Chompers: Taylor Lautner

    Flannel: Kristen Stewart

    Kissy: Billie Lourd

    Optional: probably. Whatever works for them.

  132. Midsomerfan says

    Taylor Lautner
    Kristen Stewart
    Billie Lourdes
    I bet he probably will marry her. For the (future) little oneā€˜s sake I hope they plan to stay together for the long haul!

  135. funster says

    Choppers – Taylor Lautner
    Flannel – Kristen Stewart
    Kissy – Billie Lourd

    Yes I think they will get married.

  138. leahb16 says

    Chompers: Taylor Lautner

    Flannel: Kristen Stewart

    Kissy: Billie Lourde

    [Optional] Do you think Chompers will marry his new fiancee? I think so

  143. mountaingirl82 says

    Taylor Lautner engaged to taylor something
    Flannel is Kristen Stewart
    Kissy Lilly collins?

  147. darkrose says

    Taylor Lautner, who also has dated Taylor Swift.Taylor L had dated Billie Lourde who’s mother Carrie Fisher had an arrangement with Billie’s father. Flannel is Kristen Stewart, who also just got engaged. If it works for Taylor and Tay, mazel tov.

  149. BubblesLover119 says

    Chompers: Taylor Lautner
    Flannel: Kristin Stewart
    Kissy: Billie Lourd (her father, Bryan Lourd, married his longtime boyfriend)

  153. sunshine702 says

    Taylor Lautner
    Kirsten Stewart
    Not sure on Kissy. Look at the nightmare Renner baby momma is.

  155. KeepGuessing57 says

    Chompers = Taylor Lautner
    Flannel = Kristen Stewart
    Kissy = Billie Lourd

    Well if they follow the plan that Carrie Fisher did with Billie Lourd’s father, they won’t actually get married but will have a child so we’ll see.