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When Hairy Met Salad

[Blind Gossip] We told you that this celebrity couple was planning some sort of of stunt involving family.

At the time, we did not know what they were planning.

We do now!

We’ll call our celebrity couple Hairy and Salad.

When Hairy and Salad first met several years ago, it only took a couple of weeks before they had planned out an entire life together. Salad would leave her acting career so they could live a life of purpose: living overseas, raising a large family and healing the world together.

It hasn’t really worked out that way.

Something that is especially irksome to Salad is the fact that her last child did not have the impact she expected.

Salad was unable to score the multi-million-dollar payday she wanted from the media. They even named the baby after one of Hairy’s famous relatives, hoping that would cement both the child’s legacy and fortune.

It did not. If anything, the bonds of family have broken down even more.

Instead of giving up… Salad has decided to double down!

Enter Hairy’s female cousin and her husband.

Hairy and Salad recently hosted Cuz and Hubs on their home turf.

Was it a simple family reunion, full of laughter, catching up on family news and enjoying the sight of all their lookalike children running around?

Ha! Don’t you know Hairy and Salad at all?

This was a business meeting. About money and family. In that order.

It turns out that Cuz and Hubs are in dire financial straits.

Although both have jobs, her family situation and his bad business gamble has practically wiped them out. Cuz and Hubs are now worth less than $2 million.

That might seem like a lot of money to most people. However, when you are part of high society, that kind of bank doesn’t get you too far!

Hairy and Salad are not nearly as wealthy as they pretend to be, but they do have a lot more money than Cuz and Hubs. They decided to use that to their advantage.

You see, Hairy and Salad want another baby. But not for the reasons that most people want a baby.

They want another baby primarily to name it after [Hairy’s father and brother]. That way [Hairy’s father and brother] can never completely cut them out as the child would be their namesake.

Unfortunately, Salad is unable to conceive. While we don’t exactly know why, her advanced age may be a factor.

This is where Cuz and Hubs come in. Hairy and Salad knew all about Cuz and Hubs’ financial woes. So they made them a proposition.

Hairy and Salad asked Cuz to act as their surrogate… for cash!

Hairy and Salad offered Cuz and Hubs the princely sum of $1.5 million upon delivery, plus an additional $1 million after the baby’s first birthday and $.5 million after the baby’s second birthday.

The plan is for the two women to be “pregnant” at the same time. Ideally, [Cuz] will conceive twins.

One will go to [Hairy and Salad] and one will stay with [Cuz and Hubs].

After a lot of discussion, Cuz and Hubs agreed to do this!

They will be using Hairy’s sperm and Cuz’s eggs so both babies will be related to both couples. No, Hairy and Cuz will not be sleeping together! This will all be done via IVF. We don’t know what they will do if only one child is conceived.

It is a very practical arrangement.

In a strange way, it does work for both couples.

Harry and Salad will get the namesake baby… Cuz and Hubs will get $3 million, which will more than double their net worth… Cuz and Hubs can go on to have other children if they like… and all of the children will be lookalike blood relatives (just in an unusual way).

Now we just have to wait for Salad and Cuz to announce their “pregnancies”!

Similar: Isle Combover And Liar

Harry and Salad:

Cuz and Hubs:

[Optional] Is this arrangement smart or crazy?

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Comments

  1. Icecreamsmile says

    I would say that perhaps Megan exhausted her egg supply with the previous pregnancies. Women are only born with a fixed supply of eggs and they may have already harvested her supply.

    Some sort of secret deal may have been hatched with Eugenie but I do not think that it would involve Harry’s sperm fertilizing her eggs to create a child.

  2. First Lady says

    I thought they got an ‘award’ for promising to only have two babies? Another lie.

  3. Neduardo says

    Wow and here I was thinking that inbreeding was passé , even for the Royal family (assuming that Harry is Charles’s son)!

  4. ginafair says

    For everyone who is saying gross cousin thing and genetic inbreeding-they will use a donor egg – from a person who is NOT related to them-Harry will fertalize the egg-and the embryo will be implanted into the cousin-she will be the host carrier-its a common thing that happens via IVF
    IF it’s true then they will say they wanted another child-MM who is in her 40’s cannot conceive – but Harry’s cousin has such sympathy that she has offered to be a surrogate for them. No DNA cross over.

    • taracu says

      Btw while you’re correct that’s normally what happens, I think you missed the part where BG said explicitly they will use Cuz’s egg and it will be biologically related to both Harry and Eugénie

    • aaaLizAH says

      They’ll be using Cuz’s eggs. Per the article “They will be using Hairy’s sperm and Cuz’s eggs so both babies will be related to both couples. No, Hairy and Cuz will not be sleeping together! This will all be done via IVF.”

  5. ginafair says

    What?!!! This sounds crazy. I hope it’s not true. WHERE ON EARTH did you get this info?

    Meghan Markle/Harry the Court Jester/ Eugienie and husband. HOWEVER – what happens if they babies or baby is a girl?

    Surely the Markles aren’t that desparate.

    • OhMama says

      Totally agree! I hope someone from inside the BRF reads here and informs the other players. How will they possibly accept or stand for it? Crazy, crazy, crazy!

    • HeavensToBetsy says

      The sex of embryos can be determined before implantation. “Designer babies”.

  6. KeepGuessing57 says

    Harry and Meghan
    Eugenie and Jack

    Well this has to be the most insane plan I’ve ever heard of. I can’t believe they would be able to pull this off. And then the whole idea of the babies being half Harry and half Eugenie – they’re first cousins, I mean that’s illegal in a lot of places. They supposedly used a surrogate for Lilibet, why not just rinse and repeat that? This is just gross for so many reasons. What if there’s only one baby? Heads it’s yours, tails it ours?

  7. BabyBrie says

    Harry and Megan, of course.

    This arrangement is crazy AND creepy. I don’t know what cuz and her husband are thinking, I thought the Beatrice and Eugenie were smarter than this.

  8. CamilleLeon says

    Hairy – Harry Windsor
    (Word) Salad – Meaghan Markle
    Cuz – Princess Eugenie
    Hubs – Jack Brookbank

    Ewww! This plan is skeevy on so many levels. Harry and Eugenie are first cousins! Eugenie’s dad (Andrew) is the Queen’s favorite son, so I’m surprised they are in such financial straits. The plan works if the third child is a boy, but if it’s a girl, are they going to call her Charlene Wilhelmina?

    • bac43835 says

      Those IVF babies will NOT be in line for the throne no matter what the spare thinks. Regardless of the name, Camilla will see through this cheap ploy. And as they have not fulfilled their contacts with Spotify and Netflix, they may not have the money to pay his cousin and her husband.

  11. lonelygirl says

    Harry and Meg

    Beatrice and her hubby.

    This is absolutely sick, demented and disgusting. Smh!

  12. KarmaFlower says

    So…1st cousins are having ivf babies? Do they have no concept of what all this inbreeding did to their ancestors? Is this less icky if one has no actual blood link to said cousin bc of long standing old rumor that his father is genetically his father? Smh. Not today, Satan. Not today.

  13. VerySunShiny says

    Basically getting his cousin pregnant via IVF. Damn the Hapsburg jaw possibility and other deformities from inbreeding. The kid would have no cray cray Meghan genes, which would be good for the gene pool, at the very least.

  15. blether says

    So, even in the rarified atmosphere of the European royals, first cousins would not be encouraged to have children together. Unless whoever wrote this buys into the idea that Hairy Harry is not Charles’ offspring, then this story is nonsense.
    But clearly the inference is that Harry & Meghan are Hairy and Salad, and Eugenia and her husband are the other couple.

  16. gogators says

    Oh boy. This is the combined US/UK carwreck known as Harry and Meghan. Surely the might of these two countries are powerful enough to expunge these two grifters from our countries? Oh, but I digress.

    Cuz: that’s the $64,000 question isn’t it? -possibly Edward’s or Anne’s chitlins?

  17. gogators says

    Hunter Biden.
    Hunter is his middle name and this dude is dropping his middle name.
    So it will be: Whatever Hunter’s first name is because I don’t care to expend any more energy on this loser to look it up, BIDEN, and then Washington Adams or Jefferson.

  18. aaalynne says

    Prince Harry and Megan Markle
    Princess Eugenie and Jack Brooksbank

    Stupid arrangement!

  19. aaamrex says

    This has to be Meghan Markle and Prince Harry. Ugh, the smell of desperation. They’re disgusting.

  21. TheEditrix says

    MM/PH/PE/JB. This is highly unlikely for several reasons, one of which you have mentioned (no multiple birth). Then I think that Eugenie would never risk ostracism by the Royal Family, which will be bound to happen if this comes out and it WILL come out. IF such a scheme had been planned, it would have happened in a much more clandestine way. Lastly, I don’t think even Markle is delusional enough to think that there is a way (ANY way) to worm herself back into the good graces of the Family.

  23. mishmash123 says

    Good Grief …Harry & Meghan AGAIN
    First of they used donor eggs for both the kids..so why not again, maybe she can’t
    lose the weight from the first 2 and doesn’t want to go down that road..
    They can name the baby anything they want but it won’t help them….they’re TOAST WITH
    the Royals…

    • mishmash123 says

      Also didn’t Harry say more than 2 children was out of the question , a dig at his brother….

  24. Piwakawaka says

    Harry and Salad: You said it! Prince Harry & Meghan Markle
    Cuz & Hubs: Princess Eugenie & Jack Brooksbank

    Ugh. They all deserve each other. “It’s the children I feel sorry for”.

  25. liarwood hypocrites says

    Obviously Harry & Meghan.

    Seems like the child would be at high risk for issues being that Harry & Eugenie are 1st cousins. Also, Harry announced to the world two children would be their limit and Megsy not having a maternal bone in her body just makes this all seem too far fetched. Now, paying them to keep them in the loop on all the family personal business, that I can believe.

  26. Shmootorious says

    Part of me thinks this is a Baldwin family mess, but Hilaria’s only 38, so the “advanced age may be a factor” comment doesn’t make sense, unless the writers here think a woman’s ovaries shrivel up by 32.

  28. jewls.666 says

    Harry and Meg’s. Eugeine and Jack. What a disgusting pair they are. The sooner the titles and he is removed from the line of succession the better.

  29. HayleyUK5 says

    Harry and MeAgain
    Beatrice or Eugenie
    I am absolutely shocked that they would stoop so low. Shame on Harry for going along with it.

  30. kitkat4 says

    Harry and Meghan, the delusional Sussexes

    Princess Eugenie and husband Jack Brooksbank

    Crazy doesn’t begin to describe this. Harry and Meghan made a big point of saying that they were only going to have two kids, because it was the environmentally conscious thing to do. A third child, named after Charles and/or William, won’t help smooth things over, especially since Harry’s upcoming book will reportedly be tough on Camilla, which will absolutely infuriate Charles.

  31. Parade says

    Nah, they won’t take a chance of inbreeding genetic anomalies with close relatives donating/fertilizing eggs, it’s a cr@p shoot.

  32. Tommy417 says

    The Markles and the Brooksbanks. One problem –didn’t the Markles make a VERY big deal ( to the point they received an award for their stance ) of vowing to have only TWO children?

    Personally, I think it would be smarter and savvier of them to ADOPT a child from a disadvantaged background or perhaps orphaned by the war in Ukraine. Then again, smart and savvy are not words usually applied to the Markles.

  35. aaaDumpy says

    Besides the obvious moral & ethical problems with this plan, what about the very possible risk of congenital mental/physical defects to the child as a result of two cousins procreating?!?! The Royal Family already has a pretty small gene pool & has many disabled ancestors!

  37. aaaj2109 says

    This is the most unbelievable thing I have ever read on this site. As if anyone is stupid enough to think of all the egg donors in the world some multi millionaires will pick the fathers blood relative.

  38. aaaLizAH says

    I’m going to be sick.
    Hairy & Salad: Harry & T-Rex
    Cuz & Hubs: Eugenie & Jack

    ○○○SO CRAZY SO CRAZY SO CRAZY○○○

  40. RoseGold says

    Harry and Salad: Harry & Meghan

    Cuz and Hubs: Eugenie and Jack Brookbanks

    [Optional] Is this arrangement smart or crazy? A bit of both?

  41. badgerette85 says

    Oh my goodness…. What lows will “Hairy” and Markel go, to stay relevant??? This is absolute craziness. No regard with the ramifications on their children. All about Me me me… head smack! Just go away and live your private existence.
    Cuz= Eugenia and hubby Jack Brooksbank

    I truly hope this scheme backfires.

  42. aaaKt8 says

    It’s Haz & marble again. Well, the rumours about them trying for another baby have been flying for a while. If Cuz (Eugenie) & Hubs (Jack) have really agreed to this, then this is crazy. It’s not worth it. If they think that people won’t know, they’re absolutely nuts. Even more surrogate rumours will be flying, only this time with more foundation for them, given all these blinds. Will h&m return their award? To call them desperate would be an understatement. Both couples.

  45. nowyoutellme says

    The odious Harry & Meghan and Eugenie & her cheater husband. It’s smart but crazy,

  46. Mischief Girl says

    The Harkles promised Jane Goodall they’d stop at two children, and goodness knows they are an honest couple who keeps their word.
    She’s already pulled the fake baby routine with Archie, so I don’t see it happening again.
    The Harkles also don’t have enough money to pay Eug to carry a child. Sure, they’re wealthier than most, but they have a money pit of a house, wealthy neighbors to keep up with, and poor prospects for bank in the future.

  48. DenverJayhawk says

    Just horrifying.

    Stupid Harry and Megan and the cousin who is married to the financier…I think Jack brooksbank or something like that? I don’t care enough to look it up.

  53. Stefanie2530 says

    Diana must be rolling in her grave. Here’s hoping this nonsense takes place after the Queen is no longer with us. She doesn’t need to know about this insane plan.

  54. Alllie says

    that is the stupidest thing I have read from the Markle mess yet. Also, Harry having a baby with his own cousin Eugenie (hubby Jack)? nope. nope. nope.

  55. tiamo411 says

    Harry and Meghan/ (word)salad & Euginie (cuz) and Jack
    The egg & sperm of two 1st cousins seems a little ….uhm…”close”, to me. But, given the ol’ “Hapsburg jaw” I suppose this is par for course, historically, if you are royalty 🤷‍♀️

    I’m not too sure how “smart” it is.
    To be in the line of succession, babies have to be born “of the body”(as in not of a surrogate)…..and, Im pretty sure that it isnt ONLY the public that noticed that Salad has walked a fine line 2x,…

  56. charlene2345 says

    Meghan Markle, Harry. Eugenie, and husband (I forget his name.)

    Wow just when you think Markle and Harry have hit rock bottom they go even lower. Eugenie and her husband sound just as bad. Imagine using all of your children as pawns for financial gain. I have a four month old myself and this is disgusting to read

    Good luck to all of their kids with these grifters as parents! I’ve never had so much respect for William and Catherine.