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[Blind Gossip] Vanity Girl comes from a very famous family. She became famous herself when she starred on a TV show. 

That TV show ran for several years in the early 2000s. Her costar was a personal friend who also hails from a famous family.

While Vanity Girl is very wealthy, she now wants more.

A small group of people were talking about her at a SAG after party.

She wants to be massively popular again. She has a lot of fans but she wants them to love her, not just follow her because she’s rich and famous.

So, what is Vanity’s plan? Well, it’s a weird one. She is going to pretend that she has just been playing the role of a vain person all these years.

The persona she is going for is warm and down to earth and intellectual and nice and funny. The problem is that she actually IS the person you saw on TV, so the only way she can pull this off is to start acting NOW. 

Basically, she wants you to believe that everything you think about her is wrong. What you thought was real was “acting”… but the acting you will see from here on out is the “real” her.

Yes, that logic is completely wonky.

The SAG partiers are not confident that strategy will work.

They were saying that she pitched to a bunch of different networks, but nobody picked it up because NOBODY thinks she is a good enough actor to pull it off!

Ouch.

Good luck with that, Vanity Girl!

Similar: The Pastry Case Girl

Woman:

[Optional] Describe her in three words.

SOLVED!

Woman: Paris Hilton

Remember when Paris Hilton starred on The Simple Life with Nicole Ritchie?

At the time, it was shocking demonstration of unabashed narcissism presented as entertainment.

Paris Hilton – heiress and former best friend of Kim Kardashian – is now saying that it was all an act.

That wasn’t Paris Hilton. That was a character named Paris Hilton that Paris Hilton has simply been playing all these years!

At least… that’s what Paris Hilton wants you to believe.

Your friends at Blind Gossip told you at the beginning of the year that Paris Hilton was trying to rebrand herself. Being a vain, silly, spoiled narcissist just wasn’t bringing her the attention it once did.

To that end, she was pitching a network TV series that would show the “real” her. She wanted to convince people that she is actually a nice, down-to-earth girl who has merely been playing a character all these years.

Nobody bit.

The girl who is “famous for being famous” could not find a single network willing to air the project!

So she decided to do a one-off documentary to tell her own “truth.”

It’s titled This Is Paris.

No, it’s not a sequel to One Night In Paris, the p*rn tape she made with her ex-boyfriend Rick Solomon that launched her into fame.

In this documentary – by her, about her, and shown on her YouTube channel – Paris Hilton claims that childhood trauma caused her to create this “character” of Paris Hilton and that she is now ready to begin living her life authentically.

And that you should believe her.

And that she should have her own TV series.

And that someone should pay her for now being the “real” Paris Hilton.

Whatever.

The documentary can be seen on YouTube on September 14, 2020.

Did you catch the wonky clues we gave you?

Never mind.

Congratulations to MrsWCleaver for being first with the correct response!

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Comments

  11. Virolution says

    Paris Hilton. When she was on the show, word was that she was just acting dumb. For some reason I doubt she’s dumb.

  13. calumsmom says

    Paris Hilton. 3 words? Desperate, fake and wonky eyed. Oops, that’s 4. 🤷🏻‍♀️

  14. pharmchick says

    Going to guess Paris Hilton. Honestly, I kind of love her totally ditzy and out of touch of reality personality so id watch it!

  17. Lindasu says

    Paris Hilton…she is so thirsty to be back in the direct limelight. Describe her in 3 words: Vain, mean and talentless.

  27. pinkmitten says

    This has got to be Paris Hilton. After that “domestic” lasagna * show on YT, I imagine she’s trying to rebrand.

  29. Arcadiarose says

    It’s obvi Paris Hilton. For the record, I actually don’t dislike her. She’s not as untalented as popular opinion would lead you to believe.

    Can I just say how much I love the “wonky” clue? That reference gave me a good giggle.

  34. bec215d says

    Paris is the epitome of pointless fame. If women in Hollywood spent half the time they put into their clothes, makeup, and social followers thinking about real world problems, they could do so much good and inspire so many. Whether it’s Paris, Kim, Beyonce, or anyone else, I wish young women would spend more time doing something meaningful instead of tracking down every negative comment about their chosen “queen” on social platforms and responding. That isn’t a skill any employer needs!

  44. Alllie says

    staaaaahp it Paris, nobody will buy it. lol just try and be genuine and say some sappy line about “growing and maturing” blah blah blah stuff.

  45. amagod121 says

    Paris Hilton

    Too old forthis. (Well you said to describe her in three words, hee hee.) 🙂

  48. Tequila Mama says

    Paris Hilton and she is vain and vapid. I met her a couple of year’s ago and wasn’t impressed. She now has to pay the paps to follow her.

  68. Jodone says

    Paris Hilton, she is not fooling anyone but is getting long in the tooth and no one is interested in her anymore. Three words: past her time

  78. ColleenieW says

    Paris Hilton. I love the “wonky” clue you threw out there, BG! It reminded me of the old school days!

  94. darkrose says

    Paris Hilton. Famous friend, Nicole Richie.
    Clue: Wonky, Paris’ wonky eye
    She’s a terrible actress. Just dreadful. She couldn’t pull it off even if she wasn’t the obviously horrible person she really is.