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Vanity Girl Was Just Playing

January 20, 2020 Blind Gossip

SOLVED!

[Blind Gossip] Vanity Girl comes from a very famous family. She became famous herself when she starred on a TV show. 

That TV show ran for several years in the early 2000s. Her costar was a personal friend who also hails from a famous family.

While Vanity Girl is very wealthy, she now wants more.

A small group of people were talking about her at a SAG after party.

She wants to be massively popular again. She has a lot of fans but she wants them to love her, not just follow her because she’s rich and famous.

So, what is Vanity’s plan? Well, it’s a weird one. She is going to pretend that she has just been playing the role of a vain person all these years.

The persona she is going for is warm and down to earth and intellectual and nice and funny. The problem is that she actually IS the person you saw on TV, so the only way she can pull this off is to start acting NOW. 

Basically, she wants you to believe that everything you think about her is wrong. What you thought was real was “acting”… but the acting you will see from here on out is the “real” her.

Yes, that logic is completely wonky.

The SAG partiers are not confident that strategy will work.

They were saying that she pitched to a bunch of different networks, but nobody picked it up because NOBODY thinks she is a good enough actor to pull it off!

Ouch.

Good luck with that, Vanity Girl!

Similar: The Pastry Case Girl

Woman:

[Optional] Describe her in three words.

SOLVED!

Woman: Paris Hilton

Remember when Paris Hilton starred on The Simple Life with Nicole Ritchie?

At the time, it was shocking demonstration of unabashed narcissism presented as entertainment.

Paris Hilton – heiress and former best friend of Kim Kardashian – is now saying that it was all an act.

That wasn’t Paris Hilton. That was a character named “Paris Hilton” that Paris Hilton has simply been playing all these years!

At least… that’s what Paris Hilton wants you to believe.

Your friends at Blind Gossip told you at the beginning of the year that Paris Hilton was trying to rebrand herself. Being a vain, silly, spoiled narcissist just wasn’t bringing her the attention it once did.

To that end, she was pitching a network TV series that would show the “real” her. She wanted to convince people that she is actually a nice, down-to-earth girl who has merely been playing a character all these years.

Nobody bit.

The girl who is “famous for being famous” could not find a single network willing to air the project!

So she decided to do a one-off documentary to tell her own “truth.”

It’s titled This Is Paris.

No, it’s not a sequel to One Night In Paris, the p*rn tape she made with her ex-boyfriend Rick Solomon that launched her into fame.

In this documentary – by her, about her, and shown on her YouTube channel – Paris Hilton claims that childhood trauma caused her to create this character of “Paris Hilton” and that she is now ready to begin living her life authentically.

And that you should believe her.

And that she should have her own TV series.

And that someone should pay her for now being the “real” Paris Hilton and not the character “Paris Hilton.”

Whatever.

The documentary can be seen on YouTube on September 14, 2020.

Did you catch the wonky clues we gave you?

Never mind.

Congratulations to MrsWCleaver for being first with the correct response!

 

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  1. Deeva E says

    January 22, 2020 at 12:00 pm

    Paris Hilton

    She already attempted this a few years ago with her show The World According to Paris. She was supposed to portray a mature business woman but came accords as an old, immature, party girl.

  2. Sharper_Teeth says

    January 21, 2020 at 10:11 pm

    Paris with her hilariously awful YouTube cooking show

  3. KrishnaLuna says

    January 21, 2020 at 12:00 pm

    Paris Hilton 3 words…
    Shallow
    Skank
    Diseased

  4. dmknyc says

    January 21, 2020 at 10:43 am

    there is a video on Paris’s youtube channel showing her cook, she claims to love cooking-it actually looks like she’s never been in a kitchen. bless her heart

  5. pawpaw says

    January 21, 2020 at 9:15 am

    Paris Hilton

  6. MikeyJoeChicago says

    January 21, 2020 at 9:14 am

    Paris.
    Not all that.

  7. Amityvillain says

    January 21, 2020 at 8:55 am

    Woman: Paris Hilton

    Optional: Vapid, Vain, Vacuous.

  8. legator says

    January 21, 2020 at 7:19 am

    Paris Hilton

  9. crispix73 says

    January 21, 2020 at 7:07 am

    Woman: Paris Hilton

    She is definitely not a good enough actress to pull this off.

  10. parkland45 says

    January 21, 2020 at 6:47 am

    Paris Hilton.

  11. montrealaise says

    January 21, 2020 at 6:25 am

    Paris Hilton.

  12. Crandahl says

    January 21, 2020 at 6:15 am

    Reinvention of Paris Hilton

  13. jeep623 says

    January 21, 2020 at 6:07 am

    Paris Hilton

  14. FingerCuffs says

    January 21, 2020 at 5:54 am

    Paris Hilton
    So not hot.

  15. SeijnSei says

    January 21, 2020 at 5:23 am

    Woman: Paris Hilton

    [Optional] Describe her in three words. Vapid. Boring. Self centered.

  16. sleuth101 says

    January 21, 2020 at 4:35 am

    Paris Hilton

  17. Schwarz_swan says

    January 21, 2020 at 3:22 am

    Paris Hilton

  18. Brunettetalk says

    January 21, 2020 at 3:17 am

    Paris Hilton. Horrible self involved and she can’t act.

  19. MadGal says

    January 21, 2020 at 2:52 am

    Paris Hilton

  20. darkrose says

    January 21, 2020 at 2:26 am

    Paris Hilton. Famous friend, Nicole Richie.
    Clue: Wonky, Paris’ wonky eye
    She’s a terrible actress. Just dreadful. She couldn’t pull it off even if she wasn’t the obviously horrible person she really is.

  21. royaltea13 says

    January 21, 2020 at 1:33 am

    (A Night in) Paris Hilton

    3 Words: Vapid, Thirsty, duplicitous

  22. shannonleew says

    January 21, 2020 at 12:21 am

    Paris Hilton

  23. nadezhda says

    January 21, 2020 at 12:14 am

    Paris Hilton.

    (Opt) fluff, unnecessary, expired

  24. DJMeowMeow says

    January 21, 2020 at 12:12 am

    Paris Hilton. Oy!

  25. GayleStorm says

    January 20, 2020 at 11:09 pm

    Paris Hilton.

    Shallow, entitled, and boring.

  26. jrgius says

    January 20, 2020 at 11:08 pm

    Paris Hilton

  27. lealeablue2 says

    January 20, 2020 at 10:22 pm

    Paris Hilton

    Vain, vacuous and shallow

  28. ana2805 says

    January 20, 2020 at 9:55 pm

    woman : Paris Hilton….maybe
    super rich daughter

  29. TheRider says

    January 20, 2020 at 9:54 pm

    Paris Hilton

    Yuck
    Ewww
    Notenoughmoneyintheworld

  30. ILoveNutella says

    January 20, 2020 at 9:37 pm

    paris hilton

  31. umakompton says

    January 20, 2020 at 9:35 pm

    Paris Hilton😍

  32. OlsonAH82 says

    January 20, 2020 at 9:29 pm

    Paris Hilton.

  33. boyjack4 says

    January 20, 2020 at 9:18 pm

    Paris Hi.ton

  34. sourceressofnow says

    January 20, 2020 at 8:15 pm

    ‘Ol wonk eye

  35. sabrina325 says

    January 20, 2020 at 8:11 pm

    Paris Hilton

  36. ColleenieW says

    January 20, 2020 at 8:11 pm

    Paris Hilton. I love the “wonky” clue you threw out there, BG! It reminded me of the old school days!

  37. Marina says

    January 20, 2020 at 8:09 pm

    Paris Hilton – shallow, pretentious, and pathetic.

  38. BDBoop says

    January 20, 2020 at 8:03 pm

    “Wonky” = nose = Paris Hilton.

    Nothing but fake.

  39. Riskia says

    January 20, 2020 at 7:47 pm

    Paris Hilton

  40. HotTeacher88 says

    January 20, 2020 at 7:41 pm

    Nicole Richie

  41. haley1020 says

    January 20, 2020 at 7:40 pm

    Paris Hilton?

  42. annabelle77 says

    January 20, 2020 at 7:29 pm

    Paris Hilton. I can describe her in ONE word: HERPES.

  43. mzlizzi says

    January 20, 2020 at 7:26 pm

    Paris Hilton
    Optional: Wonky-Eyed Woman

  44. lgindahouse says

    January 20, 2020 at 7:22 pm

    Paris Hilton

    Hungry
    Thirsty
    Lonely

  45. TeacherKat says

    January 20, 2020 at 7:20 pm

    Paris Hilton

    Dillusional, Vapid, Hilarious (that she thinks this will work!).

  46. Jodone says

    January 20, 2020 at 7:17 pm

    Paris Hilton, she is not fooling anyone but is getting long in the tooth and no one is interested in her anymore. Three words: past her time

  47. jgray766 says

    January 20, 2020 at 7:14 pm

    It’s Paris Hilton

    She is mean, simple and very vain

  48. menageafoie says

    January 20, 2020 at 7:14 pm

    Paris Hilton in 3 words: vapid, vain, shallow.

  49. Sizlejenn says

    January 20, 2020 at 7:05 pm

    Oh, Paris.

  50. takingaguess says

    January 20, 2020 at 7:02 pm

    Paris Hilton

  51. Gerseychick says

    January 20, 2020 at 6:55 pm

    Paris Hilton…..Big is Japan but Nobody in the USA cares ….

  52. Daisy and Pearls says

    January 20, 2020 at 6:55 pm

    Paris Hilton

  53. thomk065 says

    January 20, 2020 at 6:50 pm

    Paris Hilton since you wrote wonky.

  54. charlene2345 says

    January 20, 2020 at 6:41 pm

    Paris Hilton

  55. mmssjj18 says

    January 20, 2020 at 6:35 pm

    Woman: Paris Hilton
    3 words: Originally brown eyed

  56. Scarlet Peaches says

    January 20, 2020 at 6:34 pm

    Lena Dunham

  57. Rachel K Green says

    January 20, 2020 at 6:32 pm

    Could it be Paris Hilton. I’m rubbish at these…also I’m a newbie. Lol 😬

  58. llabine1 says

    January 20, 2020 at 6:20 pm

    Miss Paris Hilton…..now she’s Einstein…who knew!

  59. bertwheeler says

    January 20, 2020 at 6:16 pm

    Paris Hilton
    Shallow. Ignorant. Liar.

  60. BluebonnetTX says

    January 20, 2020 at 6:13 pm

    Miley Cyrus.

    Three words. Trashy, Trashy and Trashy

  61. brooney says

    January 20, 2020 at 6:13 pm

    Paris Hilton
    Shallow, petty, ugly (what you are on the inside shows on the outside)

  62. twinklefairy12 says

    January 20, 2020 at 5:59 pm

    Vanity Girl: Paris Hilton
    Friend: Nicole Richie

  63. spunkfunker says

    January 20, 2020 at 5:51 pm

    Paris or Nicole?

  64. Booboogirl says

    January 20, 2020 at 5:49 pm

    Paris Hilton

  65. Tequila Mama says

    January 20, 2020 at 5:46 pm

    Paris Hilton and she is vain and vapid. I met her a couple of year’s ago and wasn’t impressed. She now has to pay the paps to follow her.

  66. trivialtime says

    January 20, 2020 at 5:44 pm

    Paris Hilton
    Not very interesting.

    (Clue: wonky, as in that eye)

  67. harperleigh says

    January 20, 2020 at 5:41 pm

    Paris Hilton

    So Not Hot

  68. amagod121 says

    January 20, 2020 at 5:37 pm

    Paris Hilton

    Too old forthis. (Well you said to describe her in three words, hee hee.) 🙂

  69. Alllie says

    January 20, 2020 at 5:28 pm

    staaaaahp it Paris, nobody will buy it. lol just try and be genuine and say some sappy line about “growing and maturing” blah blah blah stuff.

  70. luxurypunk says

    January 20, 2020 at 4:53 pm

    Paris Hilton

  71. lad86000 says

    January 20, 2020 at 4:49 pm

    Paris Hilton

    Wonky, Plastic, Selfish

  72. Sleepyandconfused says

    January 20, 2020 at 4:22 pm

    Paris Hilton
    Overrated, old news

  73. goddess says

    January 20, 2020 at 4:12 pm

    Paris Hilton

  74. The Big D says

    January 20, 2020 at 4:10 pm

    Paris Hilton
    Boring, boring and boring.

  75. dadiegirl says

    January 20, 2020 at 4:04 pm

    Paris Hilton

    Three words: Vain, Cokehead, shallow

  76. sunshine702 says

    January 20, 2020 at 4:01 pm

    Paris Hilton.

    Perennial Party Girl

  77. mary55geelong says

    January 20, 2020 at 3:56 pm

    Paris Hilton

  78. Babs806 says

    January 20, 2020 at 3:56 pm

    Paris Hilton

    She can’t act

  79. bec215d says

    January 20, 2020 at 3:52 pm

    Paris is the epitome of pointless fame. If women in Hollywood spent half the time they put into their clothes, makeup, and social followers thinking about real world problems, they could do so much good and inspire so many. Whether it’s Paris, Kim, Beyonce, or anyone else, I wish young women would spend more time doing something meaningful instead of tracking down every negative comment about their chosen “queen” on social platforms and responding. That isn’t a skill any employer needs!

  80. nowyoutellme says

    January 20, 2020 at 3:52 pm

    Paris Hilton. Yuk.

  81. dataunty says

    January 20, 2020 at 3:47 pm

    Nichole Ritchie

  82. MiaIrish says

    January 20, 2020 at 3:45 pm

    Paris Hilton

    Delusional, Narcissistic, Racist ( too much audio & video proof)

  83. phoenix8209 says

    January 20, 2020 at 3:44 pm

    Paris Hilton.

    Vain, pretentious, party girl.

  84. Arcadiarose says

    January 20, 2020 at 3:43 pm

    It’s obvi Paris Hilton. For the record, I actually don’t dislike her. She’s not as untalented as popular opinion would lead you to believe.

    Can I just say how much I love the “wonky” clue? That reference gave me a good giggle.

  85. EleanorViolet says

    January 20, 2020 at 3:40 pm

    Paris Hilton

  86. pinkmitten says

    January 20, 2020 at 3:40 pm

    This has got to be Paris Hilton. After that “domestic” lasagna * show on YT, I imagine she’s trying to rebrand.

  87. Daisy Chain says

    January 20, 2020 at 3:39 pm

    Paris Hilton

    Vacuous. Narcissistic. Pampered.

  88. MissAnnThrope says

    January 20, 2020 at 3:36 pm

    Paris Hilton.
    Vapid, boring, tiring.
    Nicole Richie made that show tolerable.

  89. JoshuaTree says

    January 20, 2020 at 3:32 pm

    Paris Hilton

  90. JBDinCA says

    January 20, 2020 at 3:30 pm

    Paris Hilton

  91. roxy4128 says

    January 20, 2020 at 3:29 pm

    Paris Hilton

  92. Babycham says

    January 20, 2020 at 3:21 pm

    Paris Hilton?

  93. caela94 says

    January 20, 2020 at 3:18 pm

    Paris Hilton

  94. oyevey says

    January 20, 2020 at 3:09 pm

    Paris Hilton!

  95. kimmukwest says

    January 20, 2020 at 3:06 pm

    Paris Hilton

  96. Lindasu says

    January 20, 2020 at 2:59 pm

    Paris Hilton…she is so thirsty to be back in the direct limelight. Describe her in 3 words: Vain, mean and talentless.

  97. radmom says

    January 20, 2020 at 2:57 pm

    Paris Hilton wants to be relative again. Vain, empty, desperate

  98. JewelsJems says

    January 20, 2020 at 2:55 pm

    Paris Hilton

  99. pharmchick says

    January 20, 2020 at 2:51 pm

    Going to guess Paris Hilton. Honestly, I kind of love her totally ditzy and out of touch of reality personality so id watch it!

  100. calumsmom says

    January 20, 2020 at 2:49 pm

    Paris Hilton. 3 words? Desperate, fake and wonky eyed. Oops, that’s 4. 🤷🏻‍♀️

  101. El Materdor says

    January 20, 2020 at 2:48 pm

    Paris Hilton

    Describe: Fabulous rich biatch!

  102. Virolution says

    January 20, 2020 at 2:39 pm

    Paris Hilton. When she was on the show, word was that she was just acting dumb. For some reason I doubt she’s dumb.

  103. PieLies says

    January 20, 2020 at 2:36 pm

    Paris Hilton

  104. redstilettos says

    January 20, 2020 at 2:31 pm

    Paris Hilton.

  105. ChristineBean says

    January 20, 2020 at 2:29 pm

    Paris Hilton

    Shallow, vain, spoiled

  106. zc13450 says

    January 20, 2020 at 2:26 pm

    Paris Hilton

    Rich, vapid, thirsty

  107. omgimbackagain says

    January 20, 2020 at 2:25 pm

    Paris Hilton
    Vain, plain, lucky.

  108. psychicdeath says

    January 20, 2020 at 2:17 pm

    Paris Hilton

  109. Keeping Honest says

    January 20, 2020 at 2:17 pm

    Paris Hilton. Tina Fey said it best. She’s a POS

  110. badgerette85 says

    January 20, 2020 at 2:16 pm

    Paris Hilton
    Op- striving for relevancy

  111. aprilroxane says

    January 20, 2020 at 2:09 pm

    Paris Hilton.

  112. MrsWCleaver says

    January 20, 2020 at 2:08 pm

    Paris Hilton – has-been, thirsty, fake

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