[Blind Gossip] Things are looking very grim for this professional athlete.
He may be great at his job, but he is lousy with his life.
He has a lot of issues, but we’ll just focus on one: Women!
We’re not going to pull any punches here. He has a lot of problems with women.
He’s cheating on his partner.
He’s sleeping with lots of randoms without protection.
He’s being accused of assault.
The first two facts expose him as a person of terrible character.
The third one exposes him as a dangerous criminal.
His team is working overtime to try to rehab his image as much as possible before trial.
Bring on the charities!
Working directly for a women’s organization would be distasteful, so the charitable work will center on organizations that focus on “emotionally compelling heroes.”
Why? Does he want people to think of him as a hero?
It’s more about positioning him as someone who is a sensitive, compassionate member of society who genuinely cares about the well being of others. Someone who is incapable of purposefully hurting anyone.
What a load of blarney.
Our athlete has been a jerk for a long time. It will take some incredible luck for him to pull off this public image rehabilitation!
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[Optional] Do you think this image rehab will work?