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Her Emergency Face

[Blind Gossip] This female celebrity actually had no intention of isolating herself for the next few weeks/months.

You see, she was actually planning to use this down period to get some plastic surgery!

She wanted to get her face freshened up.

However, her plans were foiled when her plastic surgeon’s office – yes, she’s had work done before – declined to schedule her for surgery.

We let her know that all supplies and facilities that would normally be available to us were needed to deal with the national health crisis and that we were only handling emergency surgeries. All elective procedures would need to be postponed [to a date in the future].

Our singer is one of those celebrities who is always preaching to others about how they need to care about the world and have compassion for others, so we’re sure she completely understood the situation and gracefully withdrew her request.

Right?

Ha!

She started yelling about how this WAS an emergency and that for all the money she spent [with us], we needed to figure out a way to get this done!

No.

Sorry, Singer, but you don’t have a prayer of getting what you want right now. You and your face will simply have to wait…

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Singer:

[Optional] Are you staying home right now? Are you bored or keeping yourself busy? What are you doing?

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  3. platinumblonde says

    Madonna? (doesn’t have a “prayer”)

    If it’s her, from recent photos it appears she’s already had surgery. Her face is so tight and swollen looking it looks like it’s about to burst. She doesn’t resemble herself any longer.

    I’m in “quarantine” but nothing has changed for me much. Husband is retired. We live in the mountains. It’s normal for us to stay home. (I don’t care much for humans these days, so I take in lots of animals.)

  6. bertwheeler says

    Madonna. Good Lord, doesn’t she realize how hideous she looks from all the previous surgeries?

  7. mrs_right says

    Madonna.

    Home, busy working on deadlines! We have a home office, and are grateful to keep working. I cannot remember the last time I was bored.

  12. mybellyistoofulltothink says

    Madonna

    Optional. Yes, getting really bored but keeping busy with the gossips! Ha!

  18. NormaDesperate says

    Gotta be Madonna – and really honey, MORE work?? She already looks like the reject pile of Madame Tussaud’s…

  20. aaaMimi.R says

    Singer: Madonna
    Optional: Yes, haven’t been out in a while now. I am brushing up on my skills and catching up with laundry.

  21. kellyp says

    This has got to be Madonna.

    Working from home. Not too much different than normal other than working exclusively from home.

    Good that I had bought some toilet paper in January/February so didn’t have to fight the great toilet paper treasure hunt. At least not so far…

  25. kelno19 says

    Madonna? Preach, prayer as clues, if we are looking for them. I’m staying busy with Netflix, crochet, puzzles, kids…it’s actually been kind of nice to have everyone home and not running in fifteen different directions.

  28. BettyLou says

    Ha Madonna of course… papa don’t preach, like a prayer… she’s so disliked now she has become irrelevant…very sad way to be and she has ruined her legacy…she will be remembered for her good years…which ended in the mid 90s… being a b*%$h just isn’t cool anymore…

  29. lindseyne says

    Madonna I think.
    Hint was prayer and she filed this weird bathtub video where her face did not look natural at all, probably why the emergency.

  31. aaaLuxus says

    Madonna. “Prayer” is a clue in reference to “Just Like a Prayer.”

    We *all* know she’s had work done.

    I’m not leaving my house but my seven year old is keeping me busy.

  34. PomegranatePam says

    Madonna? I would never want my surgeon or his staff to hate me. Yes, medical professionals are supposed to give everyone the best possible care, but we still hear about biases having an effect. I wouldn’t risk it.
    Optional: I’m home and needlessly commenting on blind item sites!

  35. willowtree says

    Surely Madonna with the “prayer” reference?

    I’m quite happy at home, I have had a chronic illness for nearly four years, lost my job in the military, so the pain and fatigue has kept me in a sort of isolation so I’m already used to making the best of it. You should see my stationery drawers!

  36. ILikeSleep21 says

    Ugh. Madonna
    And no. Im busier than ever. Work is on a skeleton crew + homeschooling the little one. Hope all the BG’ers are staying healthy!

  39. Beekeeper says

    Madonna, please stop it with the surgery!

    Staying home, when not working in healthcare. Not bored yet, been home for 3 weeks now. No trips outside except for work or groceries we can do this! Stay safe, everyone!

  45. badgerette85 says

    Madonna

    Op- home; not on mandatory lockdown so still getting out more than most in the country. Doing a lot spring cleaning, catching up on forgotten projects, enjoying some lake time.

  46. Tazzer01 says

    Madonna, ‘don’t have a prayer’, clue to Like a Prayer, female celebrity, singer, has had previous plastic surgery, preaching to others (Papa don’t preach). She needs to lay off the plastic surgery as her face looks ridiculous now!!

  51. blackdahlia08 says

    Jennifer Lopez. She acts like she has never had any work done, but not true at all.

  52. fsas_girl says

    Singer: Madonna!

    I’m still working but hoping everyone that can stay at home is!

  54. mayer2816 says

    Lol. Madonna. Have you guys seen her face in that bathroom video. She looks like a blowfish!

  66. melrose71 says

    Sounds like the very self-involved, preaching-about-her-philanthropy Madonna. She seriously needs to back off the plastic surgery. That weird bathtub Instagram post made her face look too stretched out and weird.

    Currently recovering from being sick so I can work some more from home. All in all not bad, but dying for some fresh air and Mexican food at a restaurant!

  69. carriebradshaw says

    Madonna, becazse of “preach” and “prayer” in the blind

    I’m self isolating for almost two weeks now because I have slight fever that won’t go awaya nd doesn’t develope in something. I have no idea what it is, can’t go to the doctor because I have something and they don’t want to test me because it’s only slight fever. I’m not bored, but watch too much tv and bake too much cake… Have to make place for my tomato plants and alter few clothes. I’m ok, I hope for us all it will end…

  71. trivialtime says

    Madge
    I’m sticking home despite there being very few confirmed cases in my county. (Southeast Georgia)
    I’m busy sprucing up my yard. I put in a little rose garden, planted oodles of tomatoes, peppers, and pretty flowers. Outdoor living till it becomes too hot and the horsefly air force attack. Oh and I wave at all the passerby neighbors. That’s my social.

  88. DDCASK says

    Think this is Madonna – clues – preaching and hasn’t a ‘prayer’.
    staying at home and going stir crazy!!!

  89. anarchistlibrarian says

    i’m guessing madonna? (who already looks jacked-up as f……!!!)

    the “prayer” clue? (“like a prayer”)… also, she’s been doing covid “sermons” from the confines of her luxury bathroom lately…

    (i’m fortunate enough to be confined to a rural area where i can walk in the forest, the hills, and the beach while hardly encountering anyone! i’m an introvert, but i live with my son and my parents in a big house and am still getting payed, so i’m absolutely blessed!!)

    i hope everyone stays…

  94. Jayzzzzzz says

    Madonna. There was a home video of her singing & putting on stockings (why, I don’t know) and she does NOT need any more plastic surgery. Her cheeks are so stuffed full of filler she looks like a chipmunk.

    Yes, I’m home. Teaching yoga via zoom. This old dog is learning new tricks.

  95. AmateurGossipHour says

    Madonna

    Double duties working from home whilst home schooling this children.

  98. kvetro60 says

    Madonna. The work she has already had done has not done her any favors. Given her nuttier than usual before of late maybe she should use her down time to check into a rehab.

  99. StormwindCityGuard says

    Madonna?

    She’s had some form(s) of cosmetic surgery before, has had songs called Like a Prayer and Papa Don’t Preach (BI refers to prayer and preaching).

  100. PinkFlamingo says

    Madonna? Clues being “prayer” and “preach”, as in her songs “Like a Prayer” and “Papa Don’t Preach”.

    We are voluntarily self-isolating, only going out for medical appointments and groceries. Hubs is recovering from knee surgery, I’m staying all kinds of busy around the house. Getting caught up on yard work and other projects on the list. After that, I plan to do some online courses on coding and video editing. Stay safe, y’all!