[Blind Gossip] These two female actors have starred together in one or more projects.
They are also friends in real life.
However, something happened recently that was so disturbing that one actress gave the other a stern warning.
What terrible thing happened?
Well, one was visiting the other’s house.
Mom has a child under the age of ten.
When Visitor showed up, Child asked Visitor, “Do you want to see my toys?”
Of course, Visitor said “Yes, I would love to see your toys!”
Mom intervened and told Child, “Why don’t you just show Visitor one of your toys?”
Child went off to fetch a toy.
A few minutes later, Child returned with a toy that they loved.
No, it was not a pooping unicorn.
It was some sort of animatronic figure that moved and made sounds. We don’t know the exact name of the toy, but it sounds like it may have been the Baby Yoda toy from The Mandalorian or something similar.
Anyway, Child showed Visitor how you had to put in batteries here – and then touch the toy there – to make it work.
Visitor was delighted by the demonstration and thanked the child profusely for showing her this wonderful toy.
Of course, that only made Child want to show off another toy!
This went on for a while, with the Child bringing toy after toy for Visitor to gush over.
Finally, Mom tired of the toy parade and intervened. “One more and that’s it.”
Child left the room and a few minutes later came back with a very special toy.
This toy also required batteries.
Child said something like, “I like this one because it buzzes and wiggles, but I don’t know how to make it talk.”
Visitor burst out laughing.
We don’t know that exact name for this toy, either, but it was no child’s toy.
Child had taken it from a drawer in Mom’s nightstand.
Mom snatched the toy away and told Visitor, “Whatever you do, keep this a secret. If I see this online anywhere, our friendship is OVER!”
Similar: Cubby The Curious
[Optional] What toy does your child really want this holiday season?
Sandra Bullock & Melissa McCarthy.
Charlize Theron came to mind for the mom, but I don’t know if she has any female friends.
Fried Gold says
Idk if Amy Poehler has kids under 10 but I immediately thought of her and Tina Fey. One because I fancy Amy, like who doesn’t and it’s something I could imagine them doing in one of their films. It kinda fits, so to speak.
My kids are grown up so Chanel No5 for girl child and a Henry each for boys.
I have no idea who this is, but I feel for any woman that doesn’t have a vibrator, much less one who is embarrassed by owning one. Legitimately, no shame necessary. Yes, I have a child. No, I don’t think said child will be traumatized by knowing I enjoy orgasms.
How about Drew Barrymore for the Mom and Cameron Diaz for the friend?
Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz.
I know the linked blind is Kim Kardashian, but she’s not an actress. Drew’s daughters are both under 10.
Reece Witherspoon and Jennifer Anniston?
Geez…I’ve never had anything like her “toy” but if I did, it sure wouldn’t be left on a nightstand. Yuck.
I don’ t know but it would be as funny AF if it were seen acted out on a large screen, as a scene from a screwball comedy! Kim K. could star as Lucy Ricardo with Kanye as Rickey with the female D’key. Khloe could play Ethel, second banana. As usual.
That’s hilarious; I probably would have cracked up if I was the Mum, and definitely would have if I were the poor Visitor! Could be anyone. Could also be a good idea to put your grown-up toys away after use instead of just leaving them around? Or hide them better in your drawers, haha!