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The Table Slapper

[Blind Gossip] This actor is a consummate professional. However, he is also used to getting what he wants. So when he got rejected twice in the past few months, he did not handle it well!

They were trying to line up a new girlfriend to help out with the marketing. Both of the girls (via their agents) supposedly balked with flimsy excuses. He was mad. He was slapping the table and saying, “God damn it! (slap, slap) Didn’t you explain what kind of opportunity this would be? I don’t have time to deal (slap) with this! Take care of it!” I didn’t hear the rest of it.

We’re guessing that “Take care of it!” meant to find him another girl.

Perhaps being the girlfriend of a big movie star just isn’t as appealing as it used to be? Or perhaps actresses saw what being with him did to his last wife and aren’t so eager to jump on the bandwagon of his weird life choices…

Similar: Time For The Beardy Girlfriend

Actor:

[Optional] You are a young, single, attractive actress. He asks you to be his girlfriend for the next six months. Your response?

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  5. Ooh, Tommy Tippy Toes Cruise!

    Sure, IF I don’t get followed around by his goonies or forced to do what the Co$ wants. A short-term gf shouldn’t have to put up with any of their [email protected]

    • Yeah think women have learned and heard too much. Don’t agree unless you put a LOT of terms in your contract like NO you will not entire Scientology, etc. etc.

    • Honestly, I think it’s past that. I don’t think he’ll be able to get a GF outside of Scientology. And it would have to be someone who’d been a Scientologist for at least ten years, since they’re not allowed to watch anything negative about Scientology and therefore wouldn’t have seen most of Tom’s antics. Scientologists are the only woman left alive who’d think it was “prestigious” to be in a PR relationship with Tom Cruise… bc it would be, in their world.

    • If I were a young single female actor I would say “no thank you” in the most polite fashion.

  9. Table slapper makes me think of couch jumper…idk Tom cruise?

    Weird lifestyle choices indeed. LOL. *. I’d balk too. A call from him asking to be his girlfriend is scarier than any call in a horror movie.

    So that would be my response. No way man!!!!

  13. Actor: Tom Cruise

    You are a young, single, attractive actress. He asks you to be his girlfriend for the next six months. Your response?: No way would I accept to be his girlfriend for the next six months (or for any length of time, for that matter).

  15. Tom Cruise

    How many zeros and make sure the taxes are taken care of to. Lots of clauses myself…it’s a job.

  16. Tom Cruise.

    No way, Jose. He’s going to have to date an unknown. Who’s going to want to date him who has other options? Too controlling and too weird.

  19. Tom Cruise
    Optional: Heck no! He’s no longer at that time of his career where he could greatly positively affect an upcoming actor’s career. As a matter of fact, he could ruin someone’s career if she’s with him. In other words, he’s toxic both professionally and personally.

    • Upvote +1000 His secret is out. Everyone would know the BFF was a beard and it makes her look stupid. I can’t imagine being Nicole Kidman and staying in that marriage for 11 years and supposedly having to give up two children. Then she does 7 films for Harvey Weinstein. The depths some will go to, to be famous, is mind numbing. .

  21. Gotta be Tom Cruise.

    Optional: You couldn’t pay me enough to put up with him.
    Also not worth the hit to my reputation – lol!

  23. Getting a Tom Cruise vibe, but not sure I would call him a “professional”. He lost that title (in my mind) back in his couch-jumping days…

    • Optional: Absolutely not! Guaranteed he will try his high-pressure recruitment for the Co$. 6 months is a L-O-N-G time to spend in the company of all those Hubbardites!

    • That’s my guess too, however, I wouldn’t be that Scientologist nut job’s girlfriend for 6 minutes let alone 6 months! Anyone that doesn’t know Tom Cruise’s relationship ways by now, must have buried their heads in the sand……….all women should steer clear of that guy, unless they want a life of heartache and pain.

  25. Tom Cruise, no doubt at all.

    I would deny him, honestly. Way back when and I was a young actress, I probably would to get ahead. Now with his looks (ugh!) and reputation, NO way in hell! I think it would hurt my career now after his shinanigans with his previous past TWO wives…

    • Congratulations…admitting you’d have done this as a young actress to “get ahead” puts you about a half-foot away from letting ‘ol Harvey have hisself a time with you.

    • You are a young, single, attractive actress. He asks you to be his girlfriend for the next six months. Your response?

      I fit all those adjective except the “actress’ part and contrary to all answer, for six month, I would definitely agree to be his girlfriend.it doesn’t seem bad to follow the rules for six months.I need a job, and if being a fake girlfriend for 6M and all they expect from me is to smile and keep my mouth then I am in. I have no friends,keep to myself.And the money will be…

    • Cruise is angry & controlling. What woman wants to end up estranged from her kids or have to plot her escape months in advance & flee in the dark of night like Nicole & Katie? After what he did to his ex-wives, it’s fitting that Tom is on the receiving end of ridicule & rejection from eligible women & the public. Even if he leaves the cult now, the Tom Cruise “brand” is damaged goods. He’s become the butt of the joke & he deserves it. My answer would not just be no, but HELL no!

    • No Woman Tom’s age will ever date him because they will “Call Him Out on His Crap”. THink about it “3 Marriages & 3 Divorces” . It can’t be all their faults.

    • Cruise actually has been married three times. Everyone forgets about Minnie Driver. I think she is the one who introduced him to Scientology.

    • Sorry but no sane woman would touch him with a bargepole. Crazy doesn’t even begin to describe him. Nothing is worth getting involved, however fake, with people like this. Have some self respect please. Or pay a very high price. These woman who refused him are wise. You can get to the top without this kind of lunacy.

  26. Gotta be couch jumpin’, table slappin’ Tommy Boy Cruise. I’d never be able to do this type of contract, nope. That follows you all your life. Plus, run as fast and far away as you can from $cientology.

  30. Tommy boy, I’d do it if i did not yet have an established career and could use the publicity. But i would probably reject if i wanted to build a certain image for myself.

  33. that old fart tom cruise comes to mind. always heard stories about his fake relationships. he is def not a catch!

  35. Tom Cruise.

    HELL no. Not for all the $$$ in the world, not for all the tea in China. He ruined Katie Holmes’ career and her life in some ways. He abandoned the child he contracted her to have with him. Scientology’s got him by the balls. No way would I get mixed up in any of that baggage he’s got.

  38. Tom Cruise

    I’m not going to lie, I’ll do it for 6 months. I’ve got debts to pay lol.

  39. Tom Cruise. I would never get involved with a Scientologist even if it’s for a fake relationship.

  40. Tiny Tommy. Katie was the last young catch he’ll get. He’s just not attractive to young Hollywood anymore.

  47. Actor: Tom Cruise (clues: jumping on the bandwagon = when he jumped on the couch on Oprah)
    Optional: Maybe – but not with him!!

  49. Tom Cruise. No amount of money would make me want to jump on the bandwagon, or the couch or his crazy train.

  51. Tom Cruise

    Optional: Probably, it’s only 6 months, and there would be a lot of advantages

  54. No idea! It must be a young & famous gay actor to want to hire a beard. With the SLAP 👋🏼 clues, young, cute & with a rep for hitting people. I’m gonna guess Jonathan Schwartzman-is that his name? Talia Shire’s son? Cus he’s gay & he wears his hair that way sometimes. But he’s likely 40 now so this is a dumb guess!
    I’ll throw out Casey Affleck, who isn’t gay-but may have trouble finding a high profile partner now because abuse. And actors who are too old for this blind: Tom 🚢 Jim Carey

  57. It has to be Tom Cruise. I could probably tolerate about six months of the b u l l but probably not much more.

  84. Tom Cruise

    How much? I don’t mind a lil crazy if I’m laughing all the way to the bank!

  87. Cruise.

    I’d pass. The jig is up — he’s not fooling anyone and being his beard makes a joke of whoever takes the gig.

  98. We all know this is whack job Tom. No way would I be anyone’s fake girlfriend, especially his. He’s been so programmed by scientology I don’t know if he could ever get out. That cult is invented by a writer who said the way to get rich was create a religion.

    I don’t need to be cleared of my alien particles. Lol.😁

  100. Tom Cruise

    Part of me totally buys into infiltrating the place… finding out are the dirty secrets of society while pretending to totally buy into what they’re selling// then when I’ve gathered enough proof, exposing all of those manipulative psychos for what they are and getting them all thrown in jail. ahh. but in reality I would never be able to be that sly haha