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[Blind Gossip] This male celebrity is in big trouble.

However, he is not alone in his fight.

He definitely has the unflagging support of his family.

You may find it incredibly unfair that his family is supporting him but has not thrown a similar amount of support behind a female member of the family whose behavior has been questionable but not criminal.

We’ve told you before that this is not about gender or race or religion or anything else like that.

This is about loyalty and commitment… protecting the family… and playing by the company rules.

Yes, we said company.

Why?

Because this is not just a family. This is a job.

Uncle Pervy behaved very badly. He is likely a horrific criminal.

When he ran into trouble, he did not whine or complain or try to handle it on his own or throw shade at his family.

He took his family’s counsel, used the family resources, toed the company line. He also specifically referenced his sorrow at having let the firm down.

He knows the rules. He sat down with family counsel and prepared his strategy and did what he was told. They will do everything in their power to defend him, regardless of his guilt or innocence.

Nephew Hapless engaged in some bad behavior a few years ago.

When he ran into trouble, he did not whine or complain or try to handle it on his own or throw shade at his family.

He took his family’s counsel, used the family resources, toed the company line. He also specifically referenced his sorrow at having let the firm down.

His behavior was stupid, but afterward he heeded family counsel and did exactly what he was told. That saved him.

Niece Messy engaged in multiple missteps.

She whined in public, refused the family counsel, hired her own outside legal and publicity resources, thumbed her nose at family customs, and then seemed to throw shade at them for not caring about how she was doing.

She should not be surprised that she is not being supported. She was explicitly told how things work and provided with all the resources and advice anyone could ever need to be successful. She thinks she is more clever than them and can play her own game with her own rules. There is no winning that game.

See the difference?

No matter what you do, the family will rally around you if you follow their long-established rules. If you do not follow their rules, there will be no rally.

You can shout, “That’s not fair!” all you want, but that is the way things are.

That is the way things have always been.

Family and loyalty above all else.

Similar: Jerkiness And Your First Priority

Uncle Pervy:

Nephew Hapless:

Niece Messy:

[Optional] What should/will happen to Uncle Pervy?

SOLVED!

Uncle Pervy: Prince Andrew

Nephew Hapless: Prince Harry

Niece Messy: Meghan Markle

Let’s focus on Prince Andrew.

What. A. Mess.

There is little dispute that the guy is an idiot and a perv and likely engaged in horrific criminal behavior.

We told you that his best chance for survival of this scandal would be to follow The Rules.

By that, we meant The Rules of The Firm (as the British Royal Family is known.)

The Firm is not just a family. It is a company. An organization. An institution.

The Firm has survived scandals for hundreds of years by adhering to some basic rules.

Had he taken his family’s counsel, used the family resources, and toed the company line, Prince Andrew might have survived this scandal.

He did not.

And thus, he caused his own downfall.

What went wrong?

Simple: He panicked! His ex-wife Fergie panicked! His daughters panicked!

Why? Because they are all financially tied to Andrew.

Yes, even though Sarah Ferguson and Prince Andrew divorced years ago, she still lives with him and depends on him to make money for herself. Fergie had also supposedly accepted a loan from Jeffrey Epstein to pay off some of her own personal debts, so her judgement was not exactly neutral. 

Fergie and the girls all saw themselves potentially losing everything – money, reputation, connections – so they intervened.

Big mistake. Big. HUGE.

Ignoring advice from the British Royal Family’s team of lawyers and publicists, Prince Andrew took advice from outside publicists, Fergie, and his daughters and decided to do the BBC interview.

They saw this as the “modern” way to handle the situation.

Get out in front of the story!

Personally deny, deny, deny everything!

Explain that everyone else was lying and that he was the only one telling the truth!

From The Sun:

Prince Andrew’s ex wife Sarah Ferguson ‘convinced royal to take part in car crash TV interview and tell his truth’

Andrew’s ex-wife – known as Fergie – reportedly “encouraged” and “convinced” the prince to take the bold step of going on camera.

Fergie felt that Andrew, 59, needed to “get ahead” of the scandal and present “his truth” to the public, it has been claimed.

A royal source told Daily Mail: “Andrew has been relying on Sarah heavily. In fact she’s been the prince’s biggest champion and he values her opinion and experience.

“When the possibility of this interview arose, Sarah felt that it could be the best way of clearing his name while presenting the public with a look at the real Andrew.

“The interview gave him the chance to address the negative headlines rather than leave them unanswered and present his version of events.

“Given how damaging this scandal has been in the past six months, Sarah felt Andrew needed to get ahead of the matter to give his public image a better chance of recovery.

“She backs him to the hilt; and while this is unusual for a prince to go on TV, she felt that these were exceptional times and unusual circumstances.”

Andrew and Fergie divorced by mutual decision in May 1996 after 10 years of marriage.

The kids got involved, too.

From News.com.au:

Princess Beatrice helped set up Prince Andrew’s trainwreck interview

Prince Andrew’s daughter Beatrice is “in tears” over the fallout from her father’s disastrous TV interview — because she helped push for the sit-down, a new report says.

Princess Beatrice — who is the Duke of York’s elder daughter with Sarah Ferguson — encouraged the BBC interview, in which her embattled father badly fumbled while addressing his relationship with convicted paedophile Jeffrey Epstein, during discussions about whether he should do it, according to the Mail on Sunday.

“Even though she’s their daughter, both Sarah and Andrew rely on Beatrice’s judgment a lot when it comes to dealing with the public, as she’s got an old head on young shoulders,” a source told the outlet.

The royal daughter was initially sceptical about her dad sitting down for a televised chat, but she changed her mind after she joined him and his private secretary, Amanda Thirsk, for discussions with the broadcast team, the outlet reported.

“She was asking lots of pertinent questions and had her doubts,” the source said. “But by the end of the meeting, she was convinced by the Newsnight team and Amanda Thirsk that they had no choice – that it was the only way to put all the rumours behind them.”

By the way, Prince Andrew’s private secretary, Amanda Thirsk, had been consulting with publicists outside of the The Firm about what to do. That was dumb.

So, instead or adhering to the tried and true, Prince Andrew wound up listening to outside publicists and his secretary and his ex wife and his daughter.

The result was a bizarre interview in which the questions were not vetted in advance. That was really dumb.

Right after the BBC interview, Fergie praised Andrew.

From Fox News:

Sarah Ferguson praises ex Prince Andrew for tell-all interview: He’s ‘a true and real gentleman’

Prince Andrew sat down for a “no-holds-barred interview” interview this week during which he discussed his friendship with now-deceased sex offender Jeffrey Epstein and the sexual assault allegations made against him.

In a move to show solidarity, the British royal’s ex-wife and mother to his children, Sarah Ferguson, took to social media to praise his candidness in the conversation with BBC Newsnight’s Emily Maitlis.

“It is so rare to meet people that are able to speak from their hearts with honesty+pure real truth, that remain steadfast and strong to their beliefs,” she wrote on Friday.

Ha!

The interview was actually an unmitigated disaster.

Between the bizarre denial that he ever sweats, the accusations of manipulated images, his claims of being in a pizza parlor when crimes were committed, and the eye-rolling explanations of his actual time with Epstein, Prince Andrew came off looking like a liar and a buffoon.

Afterward, Fergie and Beatrice and Eugenie tried to save themselves by saying that they advised him not to do the interview.

Lies. And too late!

Prince Andrew was then fired from his job. The wording used was “stepping down”, but, as his stepping down was involuntary, you know that he was actually fired.

From The Mirror:

Prince Andrew to step back from all 230 of his patronages after Epstein interview

Prince Andrew is to step back from all 230 of his patronages, it has been confirmed.

The move by the under-fire Prince seems to be an effort to protect the monarchy from further damage over the Duke of York’s association with convicted paedophile Jeffrey Epstein.

A statement from Buckingham Palace says: “The Duke has over 230 patronages.

“He will be stepping back from public duty and temporarily standing back from all his patronages. 

Confirming the fact that he was actually fired were subsequent news reports about Prince Charles and Prince William having been involved in decision to fire Prince Andrew.

It was smart for The Firm to put that out there.

It distances the two successors to the throne from Prince Andrew’s misdeeds.

It also makes it seem as if they are more concerned about the health of the monarchy than about protecting a family member.

First, they distanced Prince Charles from Prince Andrew.

From Express.co.uk:

Prince Charles, who was in New Zealand undertaking royal duties abroad, is said to have told the Queen to effectively fire Andrew.

According to the Evening Standard, the senior figure said: “This is not about personalities, this is about protecting the institution of the monarchy itself.”

A senior royal source told The Evening Standard: “Both Her Majesty and the Prince of Wales, despite being on the other side of the world, have been monitoring developments with increasing alarm.”

“This is not about personalities but about safeguarding the future of the institution of the monarchy itself.

“There could be only one conclusion…The Duke of York had to withdraw from the fray and from public life.

“It is very sad. Obviously, both the Queen and the prince love Andrew…but the health of the monarchy is too important to risk.”

Then they distanced Prince William from Prince Andrew.

From Vanity Fair:

Prince William Reportedly Had a Hand in Prince Andrew’s Ouster

A report in The Times of London over the weekend said the move to dismiss Andrew from his official duties stemmed in part from efforts by his nephew, Prince William.

William, 37 and eventual heir to the British throne, is “not a huge fan of his uncle Andrew,” the paper reported.

The Times reported that Buckingham Palace is very unhappy with the interview, and that it was not set up through proper channels. While Queen Elizabeth II has put up a public view of support (mother and son were seen horseback riding at Windsor Palace recently) a source used the term “hoodwinked” in reference to the interview.

Andrew has not only stepped down from his public functions. His office was booted from Buckingham Palace.

Yes, those two releases were choreographed by The Firm.

Finally, Prince Andrew’s secretary – the one who consulted with outside publicists and encouraged him to do the interview – was also fired.

Queen Elizabeth II fired Prince Andrew’s most loyal aide after his controversial interview.

According to The Sun’s Dan Wootton, the Duke of York was forced to sack his most trusted royal aide Private Secretary Amanda Thirsk after his interview. The secretary was reportedly fired by Queen Elizabeth II over the duke’s TV interview which ended his frontline royal career.

Her Majesty was expecting her favorite son to fire all of his staff. The pressure from the horrified family members also forced Prince Andrew to cancel his planned trip to Bahrain via private jet over the weekend.

“It’s been a very grim 24 hours for Andrew. But it got even worse yesterday because he had to break the news to Amanda that the Queen will not continue to fund her role as private secretary,” a friend of Prince Andrew said.

This might have all been avoided if Prince Andrew had followed The Rules.

Other royals should take note: Do not mess with The Firm!

Congratulations to Alexis Rose for being first with the correct response!

Reader Interactions

Comments

  1. Parade says

    Maybe they survived but the whole family is viewed as trash and or morons. The queen needs to retire, enabling Andy has been a failure and who is up next… an adulterer and adulteress. There is nothing to admire about this business, they’re all creeps.

  2. mommagoosed says

    Honestly, Andrew’s interview potentially could have been a success, had someone guided his answers, with an earpiece or such. Instead, he figured out his replies, which were disastrous, as was his follow-up to the interview.

    Secondly, I worry about Prince Harry immensely & hope he escapes his current situation unscathed, publicly and privately. I don’t wish ill on him or Meghan, but she has earned being left to suffer the consequences of her choices.

  4. KiKiKate says

    Uncle Pervy: Prince Andrew, Duke of York

    Nephew Hapless: Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex

    Niece Messy: Meghan, Duchess of Sussex

  6. blancheED88 says

    Uncle Pervy: Prince Andrew

    Nephew Hapless: Prince Harry

    Niece Messy: Duchess of Sussex Meghan

    [Optional] What should/will happen to Uncle Pervy? Should be punished, but probably won’t be punished.

  7. Psychic_Spork says

    Uncle: Prince Andrew
    Nephew: Prince Harry
    Niece: Meghan Markle

    Optional: Nothing *will* happen, he’s too connected, but he *should* be put through Lingchi.

  8. nadezhda says

    andrew, harry, megs.
    why do people think they can bring change to an establishment that needs no refurbishing? the machine is well oiled. just sit back & enjoy.

  9. Babycham says

    I’m having to leave another comment because the British press are being selective about which comments they are publishing. The British press are having a field day with this subject.
    Various people seem to be stoking the fire, and making the situation worse. This is causing tremendous damage. But do any of us know what really happened?

    • sunshine702 says

      I believe Virgina Roberts. She has told the same story for many years now. I also believe the excellent reporting and detective work of Julie K Brown and the Miami Herald. She found nearly 60 victims all with similiar stories. I do not believe Andrew “I couldn’t sweat”.

  12. mrspig59 says

    Uncle Pervy = Prince Andrew
    Hapless nephew = Prince Harry
    Niece Messy = Meghan Markle.

    Nothing will happen to Andrew, no member of the Royal family is going to jail or be extradited to the US. Not saying it’s right, it’s just what will happen.

  13. sweetiepeach says

    Prince Andrew
    Prince Harry
    Meghan Markle

    Prince Andrew belongs in jail but I doubt that will happen. I’m convinced he knows a lot more than he is telling.

  16. Jayzzzzzz says

    Uncle Pervy: Prince Andrew

    Nephew Hapless: Prince Harry

    Niece Messy: Duchess of Sussex

    [Optional] What should/will happen to Uncle Pervy? He should go to jail, but nothing at all will happen to him. He should be happy he did most of his partying when cell phones w/cameras were not a thing.

  17. aaaKathy says

    Uncle is Prince Andrew,
    Nephew is Prince Harry and
    Niece is Meghan Markle

    Uncle needs some consequence for his past behaviour and criminal activity!

  18. Nchaniago says

    Uncle pervy andrew
    Nephew: harry
    Niece messy: meghan markle

    Idk but i didnt buy anything andrew said during the interview. I think its a misstep for the royal family. Meghan, however, has been playing a dangerous and threatening game with the institution

  19. blubelle says

    Uncle: Prince Andrew
    Nephew: Harry
    Niece: Markle
    Nothing will happen to Andrew.

    I feel bad for the Queen… she’s spent her entire life trying to keep this clown car from running off the road but her family is a total wreck.

  21. Captain Tragedy says

    well Uncle Pervy’s gotta be Prince Andrew.

    Harry could be the Nephew.

    Don’t pay enough attention to the royals to know who the niece is.

  23. DietCokeHead says

    Uncle Pervy: Prince Andrew

    Nephew Hapless: Prince William (or Harry)

    Niece Messy: Meghan Markle

    [Optional] What should/will happen to Uncle Pervy? He should be tried and jailed, if found guilty.

  27. anarchistlibrarian says

    uncle pervy: prince andrew, obvs! he’s disgusting, but he’s the queen’s favourite child (and considering he doesn’t resemble the duke of edinburgh in the SLIGHTEST, i’m betting his father is lord porchester.

    hapless: oh, harry, harry… though he generously gave the world his * pics, he was smart enough to toe the line ever after.

    niece messy: meghan – you’re a duchess now. you’re not stupid! you were schooled in how the game is played! i wanted to like you, but you’re making it…

    • anarchistlibrarian says

      just wanted to add: for a lesson on someone who thought they could “be themselves” and assert themself as an individual after marrying into the firm, just look at sarah ferguson, duchess of york. if the family doesn’t like you, they will chew you up and spit you out (and i say that as someone who actually LIKES the royal family and doesn’t have a hate-on for the duchess of sussex!) 😬

  28. susanrd2003 says

    Prince Andrew
    Harry
    Meghan
    Uncle Pervy should go away for his pervy crimes, he and all his advisors are looking like fools, they have no idea how to manage this! They need to update their old fashioned strategy, he is going down….

  29. Rainbeerry says

    Uncle Pervy : prince Andrew
    Nephew : The ginger Prince
    Niece: Meghan

    Optional: he is the preferred Kind of the Queen ofc nothing will happen to him

  30. onlyashes85 says

    Meghan/Harry and Prince Andrew.

    I mean. You can say Andrew took the queen’s advice but today, the rags couldn’t get their story straight about whether or not the queen approves of or even knew about the interview. Why? Because it is an unmitigated disaster. And the disparity between the coverage of Andrew and the Sussex’s is glaring. If this was the result of the apparent knowledgeable and resourceful assistance being in this family offers? Well I’d probably shrug off their advice too.

  31. GossipGirlXoXo2 says

    Prince Andrew
    Prince Harry
    Megan Markle

    So it’s okay if a family member to commit crimes but as far they follow the rules, they get a pass? Glad I’m not apart of this family

  32. hannahhkate says

    Prince Andrew
    Prince Harry
    Meghan Markle

    If he broke the law, Prince Andrew should go to prison. Period.
    However, he will not go to prison, or he’ll get a ridiculous Felicity Huffman-style deal.

  36. amagod121 says

    Uncle Pervy – Andrew Windsor
    Nephew Hapless – Harry Windsor
    Niece Messy – MM Windsor

    Uncle Pervy should be locked up for the rest of his miserable and supercilious life.

  37. radmom says

    Uncle Pervy: Prince Andrew
    Nephew Hapless: Prince Harry
    Niece Messy: Meghan Markle
    If uncle keeps his head down and his mouth shut, he’ll be okay. I wouldn’t be surprised if Meghan is “sacrificed” in order to deflect attention

  39. Pinkieswear says

    Uncle Pervy – Prince Andrew
    Nephew Hapless – Prince Harry
    Niece Messy – Markle

    Markle, Markel, Markle!! How long is the BRFamily going to let Markle’s * go on and on?I had no opinion of her when they got married, but now I just loathe her, mostly because she’s constantly making “news”.

    Nothing will happen to Andrew. He is playing by their rules, so he has their full protection. Super gross.

  41. High Steppa says

    Prince Andrew, Prince Harry, Duchess Meg.

    Pervy should be exposed for all his bad deeds. I’d love it if he were placed on some kind of house arrest or probation. Don’t know if enough evidence can be found to put him in jail.

  43. Cerise94 says

    Uncle Pervy: Prince Andrew

    Nephew Hapless: Prince Harry

    Niece Messy: Meghan Markle

    [Optional] What should/will happen to Uncle Pervy?
    Not guilty until proven otherwise. However, don’t let him go on royal duties and limit his payment. That’s how it usually goes in companies.
    Let it turn into a trial. If proven guilty, strip his title and permanently put him out of his function.
    If not guilty, donate to a charity that supports sex assault victims. Public statement. Move on.

  44. sunshine702 says

    Prince Pinocchio. HRH Prince of Pedophiles Andrew

    Hapless Harry

    Messy Markle

    I agree with Piers. This is a car crash! He needs to GO AWAY NOW or the Monachy could FALL. She is awful he is dispicable. And stupid to boot.

  46. DariaJones says

    Andrew/Harry/Meghan

    Honestly I’m glad Harry and Meghan are separating from the royals if they can continue to protect Andrew. Thus just proves her fans point: she never had a fair chance.

    I hope he gets buried. I hope he can’t be seen in public without someone calling him a pedophile. And if he continues to represent the royal family officially, then I hope Harry and Meghan do pull away from that family because they’re scum.

  47. Bella Ciao Ciao says

    Andrew should stay in the shadows for the rest of his life. He has diplomatic immunity so no penalties gor hom whatsoever. He’ s not a pedophile from sexuological point of view, but he should have known better as an adult and royal celebrity than soliciting sex with underage girls.

  48. GayleStorm says

    This, of course, is Uncle Pervy Andrew York, and Hapless Harry & Messy Meghan Sussex.

    I will let Queen Elizabeth and Prince Charles deal with Uncle Pervy. I’m not sure what will come of it. Unfortunately, not much I suppose.

    Epstein didn’t kill himself.

    • sunshine702 says

      HRD His Royal DRYNESS Prince Andrew of York.

      He is allready losing his patronages. Not a good look.

  49. charlene2345 says

    Uncle Pervy: Prince Andrew, the Queen’s favorite son and associated with Epstein.

    Nephew Hapless: Prince Harry, after Las Vegas debacle.

    Niece Messy: Meghan Markle, who acts as though she had no clue what marrying into the RF was all about.

  51. 5klp471 says

    Uncle Pervy: The Duke of York

    Nephew Hapless: Harry

    Niece Messy: Eugenie?

    [Optional] What should/will happen to Uncle Pervy? Send Pervy to the US, to rot in jail and they can keep Megan. Please, they can’t refuse that offer.

  52. rayodeplata says

    Prince Andrew
    Prince Harry
    Meghan Markle

    Pervy should go to common jail and get the warm welcome they give to pedos. However I read that the Queen didn’t approve of the interview and withdrew her support, could it be true? I find it very hard to believe

  53. loopylou600 says

    Prince Andrew
    Harry
    Meghan

    Put out to graze and not live off the tax payer any longer . If he’s guilty of anything, he should be questioned like everyone else, he’s should not be above the law, no-one should be.

  55. quokka says

    andrew
    harry
    meghan

    “family” and “loyalty” above right and wrong, seems like. wondering if their problem with meghan is that she thinks of herself as deserving equal respect, or is more egalitarian than the RF. maybe she doesn’t see royals as some special category, and that irks them.

  57. LizardQueen says

    Uncle… Pervy Andrew
    Nephew… Hapless Harry
    Niece… Messy Meghan

    Uncle Pervy should at the very least (if he’s never going to pay the price with the law) have his reputation smeared and stained for as long as he lives and even after.

  58. firefly nights says

    I actually heard that Andy did not play by the rules and went against all advice by doing that AWFUL and fictional interview. One of his new PR people quit over it.

    Uncle Pervy: Randy “horrific” Andy
    Nephew Hapless: Prince Harry
    Niece Messy: Meghan M.

  59. umakompton says

    I knew when that interview aired Blind Gossip were gonna come through with the tea after😂

    Nephew Hapless: Prince Harry
    Niece Messy: Meghan Markle
    Uncle Pervy: Prince Andrew

    Optional: Electric chair👩🏽‍⚖️ & I hope those photos get leaked from the article about Jeffrey Epstein at Uncle Pervys daughters birthday party🤭

  60. FiyahHotFlashy says

    Uncle Pervy: Prince Andrew

    Nephew Hapless: Prince Harry

    Niece Messy: Duchess of Sussex

    [Optional] What should/will happen to Uncle Pervy? No more interviews, take a vow of silence and stay out of public

  61. thatonegirloverthere says

    Uncle Pervy: Prince Andrew

    Nephew Hapless: Harry

    Niece Messy: Me-again Markle

    [Optional] What should/will happen to Uncle Pervy? Nothing will happen to him. He will lay low and live royally.

  63. ChattyCathie says

    Prince Andrew
    Harry
    *
    She is so self absorbed, so stupid if she thinks she can beat them at their own game.
    She was told the rules before she married him. The job was explicitly explained. She was offered all the help & support, but she ignores it &does her own thing. She married Harry to use his name to set up a world wide philanthropic org. Something she couldn’t achieve as a B level actress. People like the Clooneys would never give her the time of day if she wasn’t married to…

  65. smokey01 says

    The Royal Family again
    Uncle Pervy Prince Andrew
    Nephew Hapless Prince Harry
    Niece Messy Meghan Markle

    Uncle Pervy should speak to the FBI take a lie detector test and face the music! Nothing will be done because of who he is even if there is refutable evidence that he’s a wrongun. He should be charged with offences against minors etc really but it’s not going to happen!

  67. KCeagle says

    Pervy Uncle = Prince Andrew
    Hapless = Prince Harry
    Messy = Meghan Markle

    Randy Andy and his scandalous candy cane.
    Precisely nothing will happen, as nothing happened to Harvey Weinstein, Les Moonves, Matt Lauer or Kevin Spacey.
    This is why the #MeToo movement was founded, to hold the rich and powerful good ole’ boy system accountable… and none of these mentioned are behind bars 😐

  68. CherryBomb27 says

    Prince Andrew, Prince Harry and Meghan.

    Nothing will happen to Andrew. It’ll get brushed under the carpet because the Royals will only tell you what they want you to know.

  69. TruePatriot says

    Uncle Pervy: The Duke of York, Andrew

    Nephew Hapless: (About to lose his HRH) Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex

    Niece Messy: Harry’s very foolish wife, MeGain

    What should/will happen to Uncle Pervy? He should be extradited to the USA to faces any charges but we all know that will never happen. Public shaming will happen though & he’ll never be seen in public again.

  70. surfsunsand05 says

    Uncle Pervy: Prince Andrew, Duke of York

    Nephew Hapless: Prince Harry (Duke of Sussex)

    Niece Messy: Meghan Markle (Duchess of Sussex)

  71. MadGal says

    Uncle Pervy: Prince Andrew

    Nephew Hapless: Harry

    Niece Messy: Megan

    What should/will happen to Uncle Pervy? Stripped of title & go to prison

  72. OhIthinknot says

    Pervy Prince Andrew
    Hapless Prince Harry
    Messy Duchess Mehgan

    Nothing will happen to Andrew, even after that ridiculous interview.

  73. Dis-custard says

    Prince Andrew

    Prince Harry

    Megan Markle

    What should happen ? , he should be strung out to dry! … what will happen ? , absolutely nothing

  77. phoenix8209 says

    Uncle Pervy: Prince Andrew

    Nephew Hapless: Prince Harry

    Niece Messy: Meghan.

    [Optional] What should/will happen to Uncle Pervy? He should go to jail.

  78. twinklefairy12 says

    Uncle Pervy: Prince Andrew
    Nephew Hapless: Prince Harry
    Niece Messy: Meghan Markle

    [Optional]: I think what should and what will happen are drastically different, unfortunately.

  81. TeaDrinker says

    Uncle Pervy: Prince Andrew

    Nephew Hapless: Prince Harry

    Niece Messy: Meghan Markle

    [Optional] What should/will happen to Uncle Pervy? He should be investigated, of course!

  84. Siboney says

    Meghan and Harry should be happy – Andrew’s terrible interview took the focus off them for now. Sooner or later something worse comes along and wipes the current hot stories off the front page. They should send Andrew and his advisors a thank you card. Now is Harry and Meghan’s chance to go to positive mode. I think Andrew should no longer take on public royal duties. He is done. Meghan and Harry can pull back some and choose a few good charities.

  85. kmInBOS18 says

    Uncle Pervy: Prince Andrew
    Nephew Hapless: Prince Harry
    Niece Messy: Meghan Markle
    One of Epstein’s confidantes are going to spill all the news and his PR savy father will have no control over it. He will be taken away from his royal duties and his daughters and siblings will have to step up…. Ever notice how far up the Queen’s * he was in months leading up to these accusations? Always standing next to the Queen during public events, etc. when the whole fam was together.

  87. Baileygirl says

    Prince Andrew-Pervy
    Prince Harry-Hapless
    Niece Messy-Meghan
    Pervy should be stripped of his title, funds removed, sent to live in isolation.

  89. angelbratt says

    Shakes my head-am drawing a blank but I’m sure after reading others’ guesses, I will go “Of course! “

    By the way, I’ve quit Nike and Hollywood!

  92. ILUVCA4evr says

    Uncle Pervy: Randy Andy! Prince Andrew strikes again!

    Nephew Hapless: DumDum Harry

    Niece Messy: The Detestable Megan ‘Only I can save humanity’ Markle

    [Optional] What should/will happen to Uncle Pervy? In all likelihood, nothing. There may be a token interview of him, but that’s all. Seriously, this all happened YEARS ago and nothing should come of it. If anything, it should’ve happened then, not 20 years later. I hate to say it, but this is more a money grab than anything.

    • MademoiselleRose says

      Good Lord, you’re awful. This might have happened years ago, but she was a child when it happened and since I have experience in the courts I know for a fact many children don’t come forward to say they were raped by an adult until many years later for many reasons, but a lot of the time children are intimidated by adults. And most of them do it knowing they won’t get justice but to get some sort of closure. In this case, the victims involved have been trying to get justice for YEARS.

  94. Midwestgurl says

    Prince Andrew, who used to have the nickname One-night-Standrew. That was before his marriage.

    Prince Harry

    Meghan – I love that you have a source who gives us the juicy details. Thank you Source!

    He needs to be in jail.

    • hazura jane says

      But the age of consent in both England and NY makes what he did not a crime. I am not saying it’s not distasteful, it just isn’t criminal. Also? I’m not defending him or his alleged actions.

  95. lahteb says

    I’m not so sure Andrew toed the line. The consensus among royal experts, including those who have worked for the firm, say he had no business doing that interview and potentially caused more harm than good, especially as some of his lies were promptly exposed. It will be interesting to see how is travel is curbed in the future. He wouldn’t want to go anywhere with active investigations.

  96. deepsigh says

    The BRF. Prince Andrew is Uncle Pervy. Prince Harry is Hapless and then Meghan is Messy?
    The BRF has been dealing with wayward and scandalous behavior only for a few centuries, MM isn’t the first actress to marry into The Firm. She is just
    the only one dense enough not to follow excellent advice.
    Uncle Percy needs to retire quietly to Switzerland and be seen very rarely.
    Only BC I don’t think anything can be proven definitely.

  98. pharmchick says

    Prince andrew
    Prince harry
    Megan markle
    Optional- he should be punished but he will likely get away

  100. Babycham says

    Prince Andrew
    Prince Harry
    Meghan Markle
    This is the biggest crisis that the “firm” have had for many, many years. But there is a difference between what should happen, and what will happen.
    I’m probably in the minority here, but show me the unmistakable evidence. Photos can be manipulated to convey, whatever you want them to convey. Maybe there is some kind of plot to get rid of the Monarchy. They are doing a real good job so far.

  101. liv972 says

    Uncle Pervy: Prince Andrew
    Nephew Hapless: Prince Harry
    Niece Messy: Maghan Markle
    What should/will happen to Uncle Pervy? He shouldn’t be a working royal any more.

  103. Gerseychick says

    Prince Andrew….Utter Disgrace 4 days at Epstein’s Mansion in NYC with young girls and his private island…And his daughters were around the same age…Dirty and Sick……
    Prince Harry…..Naked in Vegas…doing everything with everybody……Total mess…
    Yoko is not a Niece…In a few years she will be known as Harrys first wife…She is nothing but a Social Climber, Ruthless, Obnoxious , Grifter…….

    • luvprue1 says

      Exactly! If she will be lucky to get out of there alive. But maybe that’s Megan ‘s plan. To die in a car accident like princess Diana.

    • VickyLou says

      Ha! William so wouldn’t publicly cheat! That was a Chinese whisper fed to * to test if it would come out! Just one of the reasons she’s not welcome…

  106. ghostrider44 says

    Prince Andrew
    Harry
    Megan

    Nothing will happen to Andrew. What should happen – he should tell the truth, apologize to all of Epstein’s victims and then go away. But this will never happen. Based on that interview he truly believes everyone is stupid enough to believe his lies. He reminds me of a kid that denies eating all the cookies even though cookie crumbs are clearly around his mouth.

  107. alinaa says

    Andrew
    Harry
    Meghan

    This will always be how the Royal Family deals with things, * won’t change it no matter how hard she tries

  108. princesspea says

    the royal family.
    uncle-prince pervy…i mean andrew
    hapless harry & mouthy megan for the other two

  113. fiddlesticks says

    Andrew
    Harry
    Meghan
    I don’t think he’s innocent but do think that due to the death of Epstein, she’s going for the next high profile and probably easiest target. The real culprits have way more power to ‘silence’, case in point, Epstein himself