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[Blind Gossip] This celebrity couple is endlessly entertaining to us.

It’s not because of their music careers, although their music has been delighting people for decades. Yes, we said decades.

No, it’s their personal relationship that’s the real entertainment!

We’ve been telling you for years that this is a marketing relationship.

It started out as a way to boost the ratings for a television show. Then it became a way for them to promote their individual careers.

And now – just in time for the holiday season – a joint music production!

Yes, people, there are things to sell! And what better way to sell them than by doing interviews about their “relationship” at the same time?

Of course, the romance narrative must be accompanied by this year’s excuse as to why they have not married after all these years.

By the way… that excuse? It’s a fake.

Gosh, how the heck are we ever going to have a wedding and a baby if they keep stalling like this?

Similar: The Mason Jar Relationship

Couple:

[Optional] What do you think of her excuse as to why they can’t marry right now?

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  2. FiyahHotFlashy says

    Couple: Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani

    [Optional] What do you think of her excuse as to why they can’t marry right now?
    Laughable…some nonsense about religious reasons. They are on ET and its so FAKE. Please STOP!

  3. VegetableLasagna says

    Couple: Gwen Stefani & Blake Shelton
    [Optional] What do you think of her excuse as to why they can’t marry right now? Just an excuse to stall until they “break up”.

  4. sogeni says

    Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton. The excuse is lame. If she truly wanted to get married, she could but since it’s fake, no reason too. Saw the cover of People and thought “fake news!”

  5. proloz says

    Oh Blake and Gwen stop it already. It’s so boring. Everyone knows it’s fake. You aren’t fooling anyone.

    The religion annulment excuse is silly. Stop already. Please. You are wasting your life being fake.

  10. kathk567 says

    Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton. She will say that they can’t get married in the Catholic Church because her marriage to Gavin Rossdale hasn’t been annulled yet.

  11. LilibetP says

    They can’t marry in the Catholic church unless she gets an annulment of her first marriage, which is going to take some effort, as it lasted for a number of years and produced three children.

  12. exhwgf says

    Blake and Gwen…how could anyone believe she could have a baby anyway…she is 50! It’s ridiculous.

  13. IcePrincess says

    Gwen and Blake – I don’t get the whole annulment thing after kids. One of the Kennedy’s did it and it’s so ridiculous!
    And if you’re that religious/Catholic, why are you having premarital sex and using birth control? Seems like s lot of double standards with these two!

  14. aaamzfab says

    Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani

    I like them both individually and together… I am really hoping this turns out to be untrue and they are in a real relationship. The latest headline is kinda whack tho… About how religion is the only thing keeping them from being married…

  18. Riley831 says

    Blake & Gwen

    If it’s a fake relationship, I feel bad for her children. She is a poor role model for them in faking her relationship. If no children were involved, then they can have all these fake/marketing relationships all they want.

  19. High Steppa says

    Blake and Gwen. Does it have to do with religion now? Good gosh almighty, do they think we still care?

  21. El Materdor says

    Gwen and Sheldon again talking about marriage after 4-yrs, why not?! How many times is this now?

    All bogus.

  22. judylouise says

    Gwen.

    So sad. I used to idolize her for her riot grrl-ness. Now she’s just another Hollywood pawn.

  24. TheRider says

    Blake and Gwen

    Her excuse is bull*. Get married and call it a day or break the hell up. She certainly doesn’t seem very religious.

  28. leapfrog says

    From the very first line of this blind item it was clear it was going to be about Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani! The religious excuse is actually laughable…

  29. TruePatriot says

    Even I, who never watch tv, know this is Gwen S & Blake S
    I don’t care about them much so don’t know their excuse.

  30. hwkgirl1 says

    Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton
    Make it stoppppp
    Blake is a legit singer, saw him live 2 years ago and he was surprisingly great and I hate country!
    Gwen has been playing the woe is me nasal * for 30 years now. You are not 20. Get over yourself

  31. GayleStorm says

    Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton.

    Gwen’s excuse is just as ridiculous as everything else is about their “relationship”.

  34. charlene2345 says

    Gwen Stefani, Blake Shelton.

    I don’t understand why anyone would stay in a fake relationship for this long.

  35. felicia says

    Gwen and Blake – her religion being the excuse. Barf. People mag has like 4 articles on them right now.

  47. GretaGuesses says

    Gwen and Blake.
    Is the excuse still that Gwen wants a church wedding so she needs an annulment?

    They are pretty convincing. I live in Oklahoma, and people who have seen them say that seem like a real couple. At least they seem to like each other and enjoy being out and about together. Reportedly Gwen is really nice and down to earth and well – liked by the locals.

    I don’t understand these fake relationships anyway.

  54. montebell says

    So Gwen and Blake have stayed together for four years as a marketing ploy? Four years is a long time to be a couple in show biz, even for a real couple. I don’t buy them as a couple, but it seems like they’d be over it by now. Her career stalled a long time ago and I don’t believe he needs her at all. He just won a big country music award and it didn’t have anything to do with her. Can’t marry because of her religion, yeah right.

  60. jsbfuzz says

    Gwen Stefani & Blake Shelton.

    And she’s been living in sin for years – why all the sudden is she bringing up being such a strict Catholic??

  63. athena says

    Gwen and Blake, of course!
    Religion is an easy excuse, and no one from a dioceses can contradict her. It’s just too bad that so many celebrities waste so much energy pretending.

  68. slybelle says

    Couple: Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton. Not sure quite how I feel about the excuse, but I don’t think I’m the only one not buying it.

  69. sweetpeach says

    Gwen and Blake. So over them both. The net result is that they both tainted long, solid careers with all the bull*.

  70. whateverwillbe14 says

    Couple: Blake & Gwen

    [Optional] What do you think of her excuse as to why they can’t marry right now?

    BS. I rolled my eyes when I saw the headline in crossing. Plenty of people have adapted their life to their future spouse’s so they can marry. If it was really as big of a deal as claimed, they wouldn’t still be together.

  73. Mills007 says

    I hate that i know this!……
    Gwen Steffani and Blake….wish i could press delete on this info in my mind….

  79. geekgirl says

    Blake and Gwen – they’re doing a song together and she has said that she can’t marry him because of her religion (she has to get the marriage annulled to be able to marry).

  82. kvetro60 says

    Gwen and Blake. Never bought into the romance. Considering she’s 50 years old, that future baby is pure nonsense.

  85. liv972 says

    D-list former actress : Meghan Markle
    Designer : Jennifer Meyer
    I we know, BRF knows… IMO, the Firm wants her to stop merching with H&M, her friends and all the brands she uses to have some more connections with A-list celebrities & for money.

  86. BeaNandSprouT says

    Gwen and Blake. What a farce.

    Clues: Gosh (she says it all the time-maybe to seem endearing?); they star on The Voice together and have both been around for a while-Gwen since the mid-1990s.

  87. The Big D says

    Gwen and Blake
    I think her excuse as well as the entire relationship is sickening especially since her children are involved. A good Catholic ( a Gwen claims to be) would not do this nonsense.

  91. JohnCarson says

    Blake and Gwen

    She can’t have a catholic church wedding unless her first marriage is annulled or Gavin dies

  96. SouthJerseyGirl says

    Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani.

    “The sources explained that Blake actually wanted to propose to Gwen a long time ago, but they both decided to move slowly because Gwen is Roman Catholic. And while Gwen really wants to get married in a church, sources say that “isn’t possible currently” due to her faith and her previous divorce.” HAHAHAHAHA!!!

  99. aaaAnya says

    Couple: Gwen Stefani and the country singer?

    Optional: I know she’s semi-catholic, but how she gone get an annulment from her first hubby, who she stole from another woman, thus cementing that cheating was ok for her and should not be a cause for annulment now. Plus she’s old, get a civil ceremony FFS. This is all for show, and not even a good one, but it is how they keep their dusty names in the media (I can’t even remember the guys name, so it isn’t working all that well TBH)