[Blind Gossip] This musical couple has been together for years now, but still isn’t married.
Of course, that doesn’t stop the constant stream of fabricated relationship stories!
During any given week, you will see reports that our male singer and female singer are: Engaged. Pregnant. Living together. Picking out names for their imaginary children. Planning a wedding. Trying to get pregnant. Adopting children. Already secretly married. Getting fertility treatments. Ring shopping. Pregnant with twins. Planning to get engaged. House shopping.
On and on and on it goes.
He was joking that they have all of these stories on slips of paper in a mason jar and she simply pick one out every few weeks.
The stories mostly come from her side, but he doesn’t protest. None of the stories are true. But they keep people talking.
So, what’s the big excuse for this year? Religion!
It’s a good one, because it could provide years of excuses and it puts the stalling beyond their control. They can say they desperately want to get married but they can’t until these issues are fully resolved. She could be working on an annulment for years and he could be converting to her religion for years.
Although that mason jar would be better used for sipping sweet tea on a country porch somewhere, don’t hold your breath that the phony stories and the excuses will end anytime soon!
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[Optional] How will this end?