BLIND GOSSIP

The #1 Blind Item Site in the World!

The Newsy Affairs

[Blind Gossip] This wild blind item involves three celebrities. We’ve talked about all three of them before, but never in this combination.

This alleged incident is being buzzed about by people who were allegedly around the three celebrities at the time this allegedly happened just a few years ago. Allegedly.

Newsy 1 and Newsy 2 worked at the same network. They wound up having an affair. There were a lot of whispers about the affair, but, of course, they both denied it. As they worked together, that was the logical thing to do.

It didn’t end there.

Newsy 1 has a big mouth. Newsy 1 bragged to a third person – outside of the network – about the affair, and provided him with explicit, locker-room-type details about how great Newsy 2 was in bed.

Third Person was intrigued. He contacted Newsy 2, and, long story short, they began having an affair!

It gets wilder.

Newsy 2 got pregnant.

Based on the timing, the father was not her husband. The father was not Newsy 1. The father was The Third Person!

And now, it gets even wilder.

The timing was really bad, because this happened just as the media and candidates were gearing up for the 2016 election… and The Third Person wanted to run for President!

Of course this would have ruined careers and marriages and Third Person’s candidacy if it became public knowledge.

Newsy 2 and Third Person agreed that it would be in everybody’s best interest if Newsy 2 terminated the pregnancy. So, that is what she did.

The marriages and careers were saved for the moment… and Third Person did, in fact, go on to become one of the 2016 Presidential Candidates!

Similar: Dating A Future President

Newsy 1:

Newsy 2:

Third Person:

[Optional] What part of this story is the most surprising? Please keep your comments civil.

Reader Interactions

Comments

  1. Sounds like Matty and his Girls. No idea which candidate, except I think we can rule out Hillary, Jill Stein, Marco Rubio and Lindsey Graham.

    Most surprising part: That any female actually did this. Having an affair with a hot yet creepy guy like Matt could be a bad mistake. Repeating this idiocy by having a 2nd affair with a 2nd creep who’s ugly to boot? Have some self-respect, girl!

  5. This is probably NOT Morning Joe ,Mika and Trump. Mika (B.1968) would be too old to get pregnant..well it would be difficult without treatment. This is Fox news personnel and Trump.

  10. Newsy 1: no idea

    Newsy 2: no clue

    Third Person: obviously Trump

    [Optional] What part of this story is the most surprising? Please keep your comments civil. Honestly, no part of this story is surprising.

  11. Third person: who did Trump sleep with now?!

    I don’t know who newsy 1 & 2 will be.

  13. Newsy 1: Matt Lauer

    Newsy 2: Savannah Guthrie

    Third Person: based on pictures of them together I would guess Rand Paul

    [Optional] What part of this story is the most surprising? Please keep your comments civil.

    That anyone would take him to bed?

  16. Hmmmm…..thereā€™s a big story out today about all the ā€œcovering upā€ NBC execs did for Matt Lauer (#theyknew), so Iā€™m gonna go with him as Newsy 1. As for the others? A wild guess, but for Newsy 2, Iā€™ll go with Giada de Laurentiis for Third Person? I donā€™t know….Trump was probably still at NBC at this point, so because I have no clue on the third person, Iā€™ll go with Martin Oā€™Malley, who was probably the best looking Dem who ran. Sad story regardless.

  19. This is one of the craziest blinds. I had to check the date to make sure it wasn’t April Fools Day! I’m going to go out on a limb and say Martin O’Malley was the 3rd person. I have no idea who numbers 1 and 2 are, but I’m guessing Martin because about 10 years ago there was a rumor that he had an affair and impregnated a news anchorwoman. So maybe he was up to his old tricks again!

  20. LMAO no idea who the two Newsies are, but this obviously has Trump written all over it.

    I really hope this develops further because itā€™s hilarious.