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The New Bogey And Bacall

[Blind Gossip] We’ve decided to stop laughing long enough to explain the change in this  celebrity relationship.

We’ve told you before that our actress was the producer’s “It Girl”, and that he is the one who had her couple up with her costar off-screen as well as on-screen to to help with marketing.

When the couple tried to split, The Producer convinced them to get back together and double down on the relationship.

[The Producer] said he saw them as the new Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall or the new Spencer Tracy and Katharine Hepburn. He would give them multiple projects (individually and as a couple) and a shelf full of Oscars, but only if they both committed to the relationship. They believed he could deliver.

The couple agreed to go all in. Then, at the most inopportune time possible, all hell broke loose when The Producer ran into legal trouble.

To say they were shocked is an understatement. Everything was planned for and paid for. What about the promises made about her career/his career/their careers? The Producer was even supposed to be there. They were arguing for about a week about whether or not to cancel. They knew it would look very suspicious. I really did not think that they would go through with it.

But, apparently, they did.

They’re actors. They’ll pretend. They won’t be the first faux couple in Hollywood to date/get engaged/get married/have children. But the timing around this one is just too darn funny!

Similar: The Dawn Of A New Faux Romance

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[Optional] What do you think will happen to them?

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  2. Michael Fassbender
    Alicia Vikander

    Harvey Weinstein

    This is so hilarious, and disturbing. All for Oscar. The marriage will end, I give it a year. No Harvey, no reason to continue the lying.

  3. Alicia vikander & michael fassbender

    Bahahahahaha they’ll probably get “amicably” divorced due to “irreconcilable differences” before having any kid.

    I’m honestly relieved that blake lively isn’t the it girl as many of us guessed since she actually has children involved

  5. I’m laughing too. All three of them got what they deserved.

    Fassbender/Vikander/Harvey Weinstein

  6. Michael and Alecia, of course. I know this isn’t nice to say, but in their wedding pics in Ibiza he just looks so darn gay!

  8. Alicia Vikander & Michael Fassbender. Amidst all the chaos surrounding Harvey Weinstein, they choose to marry without even issuing any statements regarding his victims. He introduced them to the people in Cannes as the next hot couple (rolling eyes), but honestly they look so boring together. Their “party of the year” didn’t have any celebs or famous people in attendance. Anyway, couples who flop together, stay together.

  9. Vikander/Fassbender/Harvey W.

    I’ve been waiting for a blind like this.

    I can’t believe Fassbender decided to conform to hollywood.

  10. Actor: Michael Fassbender

    Actress: Alicia Vikander

    Producer: harvey weinstein

    [Optional] What do you think will happen to them? They’ll probably get divorced by the end of the year

  11. Michael Fasdbender
    Alicia Vikander
    Harvey Weinstein

    Optional : Cheating, rehab, and a tell all book to get a reality show or a talk show.

  15. Alicia Viklander and Michael Fassbender! And Harvey Weinstein, of course! I KNEW something was wierd when they announced they just got married in Tahiti. WTF?!? So, a fake marriage, and Harvey in jail? Sorry, but that is just hilarious!!!

  16. Fassbender and Vikander got mawwied because they are in wuv. Sugar daddy Harvey stands a very good chance of going to prison. Time to scale back on the cost of living.

  17. Actors = Alicia Vikander and Michael Fassbender
    Producer = the obvious Harvey Weinstein
    What will happen? D-I-V-O-R-C-E. I give it a couple of years.

  18. Fassbender and Vikander just got married.
    Weinstein set them up.

    They’ll live happily ever after..

  19. THANK YOU FOR EXPLAINING THIS!!
    Michael Fassbender and Alicia Vikander
    Harvey Weinstein
    Now what? Ha

  21. Alicia Vikander and Michael Fessbender
    HAHAHAHA it’s so funny if it weren’t so pathetic! She’s hitting rock bottom with drugs. I haven’t heard about anything with him for a while. The article on their wedding talked about how “happy” they were and how “in love” they were….how exhausting. I’m not sure who their parents/family are, but if I mocked the sacrament of marriage so egregiously, my parents would beat me to death, and then resurrect me so they could beat me some more…

  22. Alicia Vikander and Michael Fassbender
    The producer is of course Harvey Weinstein
    This all makes sense now. They have zero chemistry.

  24. Actor: Michael Fassbender

    Actress: Alicia Vikander

    Producer: Harvey Weinstein

    [Optional] What do you think will happen to them? They’ll live happily ever after.

  25. I think this is about Michael Fassbender and Alicia Vikander. Idk what will happen, but I’m curious to see it unfold. Sad they neeeded this silliness for their careers. They’re both fairly decent actors. Damn.

    • Omg like anyone would have really cared if they called off the marriage, people do it all the time. They lie non stop in Hollywood, why couldn’t they lie , ridiculous . How could their families go along with this, they actually looked happy in all the wedding photos.