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[Blind Gossip] We’ve decided to stop laughing long enough to explain the change in this  celebrity relationship.

We’ve told you before that our actress was the producer’s “It Girl”, and that he is the one who had her couple up with her costar off-screen as well as on-screen to to help with marketing.

When the couple tried to split, The Producer convinced them to get back together and double down on the relationship.

[The Producer] said he saw them as the new Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall or the new Spencer Tracy and Katharine Hepburn. He would give them multiple projects (individually and as a couple) and a shelf full of Oscars, but only if they both committed to the relationship. They believed he could deliver.

The couple agreed to go all in. Then, at the most inopportune time possible, all hell broke loose when The Producer ran into legal trouble.

To say they were shocked is an understatement. Everything was planned for and paid for. What about the promises made about her career/his career/their careers? The Producer was even supposed to be there. They were arguing for about a week about whether or not to cancel. They knew it would look very suspicious. I really did not think that they would go through with it.

But, apparently, they did.

They’re actors. They’ll pretend. They won’t be the first faux couple in Hollywood to date/get engaged/get married/have children. But the timing around this one is just too darn funny!

Similar: The Dawn Of A New Faux Romance

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[Optional] What do you think will happen to them?

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  2. Michael Fassbender
    Alicia Vikander

    Harvey Weinstein

    This is so hilarious, and disturbing. All for Oscar. The marriage will end, I give it a year. No Harvey, no reason to continue the lying.

  3. Alicia vikander & michael fassbender

    Bahahahahaha they’ll probably get “amicably” divorced due to “irreconcilable differences” before having any kid.

    I’m honestly relieved that blake lively isn’t the it girl as many of us guessed since she actually has children involved

  5. I’m laughing too. All three of them got what they deserved.

    Fassbender/Vikander/Harvey Weinstein

  6. Michael and Alecia, of course. I know this isn’t nice to say, but in their wedding pics in Ibiza he just looks so darn gay!

  8. Alicia Vikander & Michael Fassbender. Amidst all the chaos surrounding Harvey Weinstein, they choose to marry without even issuing any statements regarding his victims. He introduced them to the people in Cannes as the next hot couple (rolling eyes), but honestly they look so boring together. Their “party of the year” didn’t have any celebs or famous people in attendance. Anyway, couples who flop together, stay together.

  9. Vikander/Fassbender/Harvey W.

    I’ve been waiting for a blind like this.

    I can’t believe Fassbender decided to conform to hollywood.

  10. Actor: Michael Fassbender

    Actress: Alicia Vikander

    Producer: harvey weinstein

    [Optional] What do you think will happen to them? They’ll probably get divorced by the end of the year

  11. Michael Fasdbender
    Alicia Vikander
    Harvey Weinstein

    Optional : Cheating, rehab, and a tell all book to get a reality show or a talk show.

  15. Alicia Viklander and Michael Fassbender! And Harvey Weinstein, of course! I KNEW something was wierd when they announced they just got married in Tahiti. WTF?!? So, a fake marriage, and Harvey in jail? Sorry, but that is just hilarious!!!

  16. Fassbender and Vikander got mawwied because they are in wuv. Sugar daddy Harvey stands a very good chance of going to prison. Time to scale back on the cost of living.

  17. Actors = Alicia Vikander and Michael Fassbender
    Producer = the obvious Harvey Weinstein
    What will happen? D-I-V-O-R-C-E. I give it a couple of years.

  18. Fassbender and Vikander just got married.
    Weinstein set them up.

    They’ll live happily ever after..

  19. THANK YOU FOR EXPLAINING THIS!!
    Michael Fassbender and Alicia Vikander
    Harvey Weinstein
    Now what? Ha

  21. Alicia Vikander and Michael Fessbender
    HAHAHAHA it’s so funny if it weren’t so pathetic! She’s hitting rock bottom with drugs. I haven’t heard about anything with him for a while. The article on their wedding talked about how “happy” they were and how “in love” they were….how exhausting. I’m not sure who their parents/family are, but if I mocked the sacrament of marriage so egregiously, my parents would beat me to death, and then resurrect me so they could beat me some more…

  22. Alicia Vikander and Michael Fassbender
    The producer is of course Harvey Weinstein
    This all makes sense now. They have zero chemistry.

  24. Actor: Michael Fassbender

    Actress: Alicia Vikander

    Producer: Harvey Weinstein

    [Optional] What do you think will happen to them? They’ll live happily ever after.

  25. I think this is about Michael Fassbender and Alicia Vikander. Idk what will happen, but I’m curious to see it unfold. Sad they neeeded this silliness for their careers. They’re both fairly decent actors. Damn.

    • Omg like anyone would have really cared if they called off the marriage, people do it all the time. They lie non stop in Hollywood, why couldn’t they lie , ridiculous . How could their families go along with this, they actually looked happy in all the wedding photos.

  26. Actor: Michael Fassbender
    Actress: Alicia Vikander
    Producer: Harvey Weinstein
    Weinstein introduced them as at couple at Cannes 2015.

    They will play along for a while. There have been many blinds of him with other women while they’ve been together. I don’t expect anything to change.

  27. I hate this but its Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds. They have such sweet children. The kids are gorgeous. The oldest daughter has the sweetest curly q spiral hair. The little daughter is so chunky and squeezable. They have one kid that looks like him and one kid that looks like her. Ryan Reynolds is actually blinder than bat without his glasses. I have heard they get along, don’t fight, and actually like each other. They will be fine. They are actors, they can pretend work it out.

  29. Fassbender and Vikander.
    I did a major double take when I heard the news on the radio this am.
    #Vikbenderforever! ?

  32. Vikander & Fassbender. I think they’ll stick to it for about 1 year (isn’t that the respectable timeframe by Hollywood standards?) then they will quietly separate and eventually quietly divorce. Don’t expect alot of photo splashes and kids…

  34. Actor: Michael Fassbender
    Actress: Alicia Vikander
    Producer: Harvey Weinstein
    Weinstein put them together as a “couple” in 2015.

    Everyone knows Michael has been with other women since this time period. There’s been articles and even photos. There were also long periods when he wasn’t seen with Alicia. I’m sure they will continue to pretend they are really married, but it’s so obvious to most of us that they are only PR married.

  36. Michael Fassbender
    Alicia Vikander

    They are both utterly forgetable. Neither has more than the medicore talent of a supporting character nor do either one of them possess overwhelming beauty or charisma. Tomb Raider is either going to make or break Alicia’s career. If it flops…

    • What are you talking about? Fassbender is a terrific actor. I wanted to hate in 12 years a Slave and I loved him. I am a black male who loved his portrayal of a slave owner. I was rooting for him to win the supporting Oscar he rightfully deserved for the role though in the end I was fine with Leto’s win too.

    • I respectfully disagree. Michael Fassbender isn’t A list no matter how much you defend him. He can’t carry a movie on his own.

    • And I also have to ruefully add that yeah he was SUPPORTING character in 12 Years A Slave and he won for Best SUPPORTING actor. So…yeah.

    • Okay i know this reply isn’t going to posted since I exceeded my reply post ration. But ugh don’t play the race card, I am Navajo. Native Americans are still acceptable as Mascots. Even highly offensive caricature like the Cleveland redskins. The point of the matter is I don’t defend anything like, let’s say, South Park making a native American sing Randy Marsh a love song by making it ok because i give my stamp of approval b/c of my race. It is just simply just good.

  39. Michael Fassbender
    Alicia Vikander
    Harvey Weinstein

    Michael is a talented and handsome actor. Out of this 3 mismatched amigos I believe Fassbender will prevail and have the biggest career.

    Alicia’s pharma issues and unreliability will stall her career. No Harvey around to pamper her.

    Harvey won’t be able to work as a power player anymore, and his rivals are now swarming like vultures to replace him at the top.

  42. Fassy and Vikander got hitched! Weinstein or no Weinstein, they’re all in!
    I predict a divorce within 3 years.

  43. Alicia Vikander
    Michael Fassbender
    Harvey W

    Their careers are going to wane. The relationship is strange and barely believable in the first place, and she’s strung out. He is better than this arrangement but ambition has ruined his trajectory.

  46. Michael Fassbender

    Alicia Vikander

    Harvey Weinstein

    I was so surprised they got married considering all the blind ideas about them. I was sure they would break up. They’ll live separate lives and divorce in a year or too.

  47. Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively? She was known to be one of Harvey’s It girls. They starred in the Green Lantern together. And she’s been given good roles, despite being a very mediocre actress.

  48. Actor: Michael Fassbender
    Actress: Alicia Vikander
    Producer: Harvey Weinstein

    But why you would decide to go ahead with a wedding when there is no longer the payoff you were promised seems v odd

  49. Alicia Vikander and Michael Fassbender and Harvey Weinstein.
    What a sorry bunch.
    They all deserve to get whatever their personal choices bring them. Probably much bleaker than they ever imagined. And rightly so.

  50. Michael Fassbender/Alicia Vikander , they just get married. Harvey Weinstein

    Optional: they will divorce very soon.

    • I can’t get how anybody could think they are a good match? there is no positive chemistry between them, this is Taylor Swift/Harry Styles level od fakeness.