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The Dirty Pop Star

[Pop Bitch] Which former teen pop star needs to tidy up his act a bit?

One recent hook-up describes him as being a “sloppybottomus”.

Similar: Crusty Singer

Pop Star:

[Optional] What male personal hygiene issue do you find particularly irritating?

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  1. thebutlerdidit says

    What in the world are you talking about? Who is this “we” that you think is supposedly “expected” to have genitals as smooth as a baby’s bottom, & what do you mean by, “men *get* to be like a Sasquatch?”
    They are your genitals to do with what you wish, there’s no rule that you have to do anything with them, even wash them. If you want yours smooth, hairy, strubbly, or braided, that’s fully up to you. If you have someone in your life telling you otherwise, that’s on you if you allow…

  2. angelhair says

    Sounds like Harry Styles. He’s on his
    downtime but the recent pics of him look awful. He needs a comb, a trim, a shave and a friendly visit to a personal stylist, because he’s been looking the wrong side of eccentric recently.

  3. NoseyNana2008 says

    Ask him to put newspaper or a garbage bag over the sink prior to trimming. Afterward he just gathers up the paper, or bag, and throws it away. Been married almost 40 years to a bearded man. Trust me, it works!

  4. NoseyNana2008 says

    Hahahaha! You’re killing me! No. Seriously, tequila hurts when exiting through one’s nostrils.

  6. MissTommo says

    No way it’s Bieber, or at least I hope he hasn’t had any recent hook ups that aren’t his wife lol

  7. spoofbyrd says

    Years ago Biebs took a leak in a mop bucket but didn’t Ed Sheeran admit to passing gas & even sometimes sharting in his pants on stage . THE others mentioned here may have some hygiene issues , ,grossness like BO noDeo going on ala Matthew McConaughey but Ed Sheeran’s grossness is primarily anal/colon/flatus/feces focused & fixated !

  8. NoseyNana2008 says

    Say what? I think if a guy insists on ‘baby smooth down below’ all the time, there’s a creepy underlying reason for that. Idk, maybe it’s generational?

  9. yesyesyall says

    No idea but 1 – ewwww – who shares this info? And
    2 – I first read the title as ‘Dirty Poop Star’ which apparently wasn’t far off.

  11. craicmehappy says

    My husband manscapes and I hate it. It’s like * a cactus unless you’re lucky and do it straight after a shave!

  12. ladylay says

    Harry Styles?

    So many reports over the years of him stinking and having dreadful table manners, so it wouldn’t surprise me if he’s also not attentive to the hygiene of his nether regions.

  13. spookie says

    Ew to whoever it is.

    optional: it wouldn’t kill my partner to wipe the sink down properly after he trims his facial hair

  16. TruePatriot says

    This is waaaay to long ago and def not him (I think!) but I would love for this to be Leif Garrett.
    He turned out to be a real disappointment for us older ladies.

  18. HotTeacher88 says

    Not manscaping. We women are expected to stay baby smooth down below while men get to be Sasquatches. The “job” we do for men would make it preferable for them to mow their own lawns.

  21. gailpow says

    Pop Star: perhaps this is “depressed” Justin Bieber?
    He might be too down in the dumps to maintain cleanliness?

  23. ytbznpj says

    Harry Styles. Has to be — he looks so dirty and slovenly all the time now. I suspect he has more of that dark brown hair down below than he has on top these days, and his fingernails are frequently dirty (maybe that’s why he’s painting them now?)…I don’t think he wipes very well. Ugh I think I’m going to be sick.

  30. gladtobesquare says

    The Bieber. He is looking crustylious these days. Maybe a go fund me account to raise funds for soap