[Pop Bitch] Which former teen pop star needs to tidy up his act a bit?
One recent hook-up describes him as being a “sloppybottomus”.
Similar: Crusty Singer
Pop Star:
[Optional] What male personal hygiene issue do you find particularly irritating?
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LovelyLiar says
March 21, 2019 at 10:29 amHarry Styles. Looking CRUSTYYYYY in recent pics.
Dragon Lady says
March 21, 2019 at 10:53 amPop Star: Harry Styles
showmancer says
March 21, 2019 at 11:08 amaaron carter
gladtobesquare says
March 21, 2019 at 11:49 amThe Bieber. He is looking crustylious these days. Maybe a go fund me account to raise funds for soap
Vampira says
March 21, 2019 at 11:50 amGross…the Biebs? He’s been looking pretty grungy lately
Swells says
March 21, 2019 at 12:00 pmAaron Carter?
Lindylou says
March 21, 2019 at 12:35 pmI don’t know who this may be, but geez, how about showering before sex?
droopyorchid says
March 21, 2019 at 12:36 pmUmm, Kavanah?
Leaving skidmarks on the toilet bowl 🙁
spaceship says
March 21, 2019 at 12:49 pmEww, but just because you’re a celeb does not mean you’re perfect, you’re human just like we all are.
GirlWhy says
March 21, 2019 at 1:01 pmBieber? Mendes?
Clio90 says
March 21, 2019 at 1:13 pmSomeone from Nsync hint ‘Dirty pop’
maybe Lance Bass
ytbznpj says
March 21, 2019 at 1:42 pmHarry Styles. Has to be — he looks so dirty and slovenly all the time now. I suspect he has more of that dark brown hair down below than he has on top these days, and his fingernails are frequently dirty (maybe that’s why he’s painting them now?)…I don’t think he wipes very well. Ugh I think I’m going to be sick.
amagod121 says
March 21, 2019 at 2:44 pmEwwwwwwww. *?
Gotta say, this one would be a dealer-breaker for me.
gailpow says
March 21, 2019 at 3:06 pmPop Star: perhaps this is “depressed” Justin Bieber?
He might be too down in the dumps to maintain cleanliness?
aaababe says
March 21, 2019 at 3:10 pmzayn malik ?
Aurora says
March 21, 2019 at 3:24 pmShawn Mendes
HotTeacher88 says
March 21, 2019 at 4:00 pmNot manscaping. We women are expected to stay baby smooth down below while men get to be Sasquatches. The “job” we do for men would make it preferable for them to mow their own lawns.
craicmehappy says
March 22, 2019 at 3:16 pmMy husband manscapes and I hate it. It’s like * a cactus unless you’re lucky and do it straight after a shave!
NoseyNana2008 says
March 22, 2019 at 9:49 pmSay what? I think if a guy insists on ‘baby smooth down below’ all the time, there’s a creepy underlying reason for that. Idk, maybe it’s generational?
thebutlerdidit says
March 29, 2019 at 9:06 amWhat in the world are you talking about? Who is this “we” that you think is supposedly “expected” to have genitals as smooth as a baby’s bottom, & what do you mean by, “men *get* to be like a Sasquatch?”
They are your genitals to do with what you wish, there’s no rule that you have to do anything with them, even wash them. If you want yours smooth, hairy, strubbly, or braided, that’s fully up to you. If you have someone in your life telling you otherwise, that’s on you if you allow…
meruhdith says
March 21, 2019 at 4:17 pmBieber
TruePatriot says
March 21, 2019 at 4:20 pmThis is waaaay to long ago and def not him (I think!) but I would love for this to be Leif Garrett.
He turned out to be a real disappointment for us older ladies.
NoseyNana2008 says
March 22, 2019 at 9:53 pmHe turned out to be a disappointment long time ago! Sadly.
Ferris Bueller says
March 21, 2019 at 4:39 pmBarry Manilow.
NoseyNana2008 says
March 22, 2019 at 9:54 pmHahahaha! You’re killing me! No. Seriously, tequila hurts when exiting through one’s nostrils.
whatisleft says
March 21, 2019 at 4:50 pmUgh. Is all I can say. That’s nasty.
dadiegirl says
March 21, 2019 at 8:04 pmYuck!!!
(1) farting (2) stinky feet (3) being a slob (4) bad breath
spookie says
March 21, 2019 at 8:20 pmEw to whoever it is.
optional: it wouldn’t kill my partner to wipe the sink down properly after he trims his facial hair
NoseyNana2008 says
March 22, 2019 at 10:21 pmAsk him to put newspaper or a garbage bag over the sink prior to trimming. Afterward he just gathers up the paper, or bag, and throws it away. Been married almost 40 years to a bearded man. Trust me, it works!
ladylay says
March 22, 2019 at 9:08 amHarry Styles?
So many reports over the years of him stinking and having dreadful table manners, so it wouldn’t surprise me if he’s also not attentive to the hygiene of his nether regions.
skeptictank says
March 22, 2019 at 5:41 pmLance Bass?
Dirty pop? as in the lyric from the Nsync song Pop?
yesyesyall says
March 22, 2019 at 8:25 pmNo idea but 1 – ewwww – who shares this info? And
2 – I first read the title as ‘Dirty Poop Star’ which apparently wasn’t far off.
spoofbyrd says
March 22, 2019 at 9:50 pmYears ago Biebs took a leak in a mop bucket but didn’t Ed Sheeran admit to passing gas & even sometimes sharting in his pants on stage . THE others mentioned here may have some hygiene issues , ,grossness like BO noDeo going on ala Matthew McConaughey but Ed Sheeran’s grossness is primarily anal/colon/flatus/feces focused & fixated !
MissTommo says
March 22, 2019 at 9:51 pmNo way it’s Bieber, or at least I hope he hasn’t had any recent hook ups that aren’t his wife lol
angelhair says
March 22, 2019 at 11:31 pmSounds like Harry Styles. He’s on his
downtime but the recent pics of him look awful. He needs a comb, a trim, a shave and a friendly visit to a personal stylist, because he’s been looking the wrong side of eccentric recently.