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[Blind Gossip] How can you be a society girl if you can’t wrangle an invitation to one of the high society events of the year?

This TV star – and aspiring social climber – was determined to score an invitation to an upcoming celebrity wedding.

Except… she’s not friends with either of the people getting married!

She had this whole elaborate plan where she was going to meet [Target Bride] at [Mutual Friend’s] bridal shower and wedding and become fast friends and score an invite.

Except… Target was a no show to Mutual Friend’s bridal shower and wedding, so Social Climber and Target never met.

Climber did not give up. Climber asked Mutual Friend if she could have Target’s contact information.

She wanted to send [Target] a gift from her product line.

Except… when Mutual Friend asked Target if was OK to give Climber her contact information, Target said “NO!”

And that’s why Target never wound up on a Post It note (and why Climber will definitely not be invited to that high society wedding)!

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  2. kimmukwest says

    Kim Kardashian
    Meghan Markle
    Serena Williams
    I would have thought Kim and Meghan would be two peas in a pod. Both ruthless, manipulative social climbers.

    • 4sixx2 says

      Right! But Markle has climbed to a much higher, world respected level. She may have loved to hang with Kim years ago, but she’s now leaving KK in the dust!

  3. dizzygirl says

    Well, I know the climber is Kim K
    Target has to be Meghan Markle
    Have no idea who the connection is, but good for her!

    REALLY tacky, Kim…

  4. tmartex says

    Climber- Kim Kardashian
    Target- Meghan Markle
    Mutual- Serena Williams
    If Markle could benefit from being friends with Kim, she would become friends with her. But she can’t so she won’t.

  5. HistFicAuthor says

    This smacks of Kim K trying to score an invite to Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s wedding, but I don’t know who the mutual friend is…

  6. cantbearsed says

    Social climber is obviously the past-it Kim Kardashian. I’d had no idea that Meghan Markle and Chrissy Teigen (baby shower) knew each other but apparently they were both on Deal or No Deal although their appearances were a year apart.

    Kim’s deluded, I don’t think Meghan and Chrissy are close friends, and Meghan doesn’t even have control of the guest list, that’s decided by the Royal Family.

  7. secrets says

    Aspiring Social Climber: Oh Kim K when will she learn. That nickname doesnt suit Kim, since she has been social climbing since 2000
    Target: Meghan Markle
    Mutual Friend: Serena Williams ; They aren’t that close so that is a bit strange.

  8. Cindylouwho says

    Social Climber: Kim Kardashian
    Target: Meghan Markle
    Mutual Friend: Serena Williams
    No, never. If Meghan hopes to ever be taken seriously in the slightest as a royal, she will stay away from all things Kardashian.

  9. Amethyst says

    Social Climber: Kim Kardashian (due to the post-it note clue)

    Target: Meghan Markle?

    Mutual Friend: I do not know

    • PettyBish12 says

      I like this one. Troian married Patrick and Megan didn’t show up probably because of the rumors that she’s distancing herself, which is sad. This is way more likely than Kim K. I like Shay, but yeah she’s totally trying to climb the ranks you can tell, but it’s also sad Markle is distancing herself from everyone as she joins the royal family.

  22. sudokusalad says

    Climber: Kim Kardashian

    Target: Meghan Markle

    Mutual Friend: Serena Williams

    [Optional] Should Target become friends with Social Climber?
    No way!

  24. binks182 says

    Me again Markle
    Kim K
    Serena Williams

    The Royal family is turning into a reality show farce with Markle so she may as well invite Kimmy!

  27. Sunday1118 says

    Social Climber: Kim Kardashian West
    Target: Meghan Markle
    Mutual Friend: Serena Williams
    [Optional] Should Target become friends with Social Climber? Nope!

  30. winnieourson says

    Social Climber: Kim K

    Target: Meghan M

    Mutual Friend: Serena W

    They are both as bad as each other, but no Meghan will never be a friend of a Kardashian.

  34. MinnieMe says

    Social Climber – Kim Kardashian
    Target – Meghan Markle
    Mutual Friend – Serena Williams

    Funniest thing ever. No. No. No.

  37. viewsfromhermes says

    Social Climber is Kim K
    Friend Serena Williams
    Target is Megan

    LOL dying as if the queen would allow this let alone markle who doesn’t want to be near any Hollywood celebs anymore

  42. badgerette85 says

    Climber – one of the Kardashian’s- Kim?
    Target- Meghan Markle
    Mutual friend – Serena Williams.

  43. GayleStorm says

    Taking a shot in the dark…

    Social Climber: Blake Lively
    Target: Sparkle Markle
    Mutual Friend: No clue
    Should Target become friends with Social Climber? I don’t think Sparkle Markle is allowed to keep her old friends, let alone make new ones. Unless they are members of the accepted ‘royal circle’, I suppose.

  44. carriebradshaw says

    Social Climber: Kim Kardashian?
    Target: Megam markle
    Mutual Friend: Serena Williams

    optional: no. actually no normal person should do and I hope for Harry, that she is a normal human being.

  45. memyselfandi says

    Kim k
    Meghan Markle
    Serena williams

    Optional:
    Absolutely not! She’s facing enough criticism as it is without being linked to a Kardashian.

  48. Trueblueatx says

    Social Climber – Kim K.
    Target- Megan Markle
    Mutual Friend – Serena Williams
    Optional -Heck no! She’s about to be a princess. She doesn’t have time for the drama.

  50. Jester says

    Trashy Kim K.
    Meghan Markle
    Don’t know the mutual friend?????
    I seriously doubt that it would even be an option for Markle once she is a member of the firm. I wouldn’t want to be a friend neither and I am a nobody.

  53. tellmemore says

    Kim Kardashian
    Meghan Markle is Target
    Serena Williams is the mutual friend

    Hell no they shouldn’t be friends, and I don’t think Meghan Markle is going to allow it anyway. She’s a social climber, herself, & the K have NOTHING to offer her at this point

  54. raerae403 says

    Social Climber: Kim Kardashian

    Target: Meghan Markle

    Mutual Friend: Serena Williams

    [Optional] Should Target become friends with Social Climber? HELL NO

  60. Vampira says

    Guessing: Paris Hilton as the climber and Meghan Markle as the target
    Old Paris has been especially thirsty lately

  64. Mimatye says

    Kim Kardashian is the climber and Meghan Markel is the target.
    Run away, far far away.She will have enough crazy dealing with some of her soon to be new family.

  65. mmorina says

    Sounds like Kim Kardashian trying to hand out her “scent of a prostitute” perfumes…she already gave one to Kim Z of RHOA.

  67. solidgolddancer says

    Social Climber: Kim Kardashian

    Target: Meghan Markle

    Mutual Friend: Serena Williams

    Serena, you in danger girl!! Don’t do it!

  77. traherne says

    Kim K

    Megan whatsherface and Prince Harry

    Kim is out of her mind if she thinks the royal family would have her

  78. GretaGuesses says

    Social Climber: Kim Kardashian

    Target: Meghan Markle

    Mutual Friend: Serena Williams

    If this is Dim Kim and Sparkles Markle, they’re both social climbers and might as well become friends. Meghan is turning the Royal Family into a reality show anyway, so Kim can give her some tips.

  79. Peaches99 says

    Social Climber: Dull Kim kardashian
    Target: Dull Megan Markle
    Mutual Friend: wouldn’t know
    It will never happen. That post it note clue was gold.

  82. The Divine Miss N says

    SJP? Only because of the post it Natalie TD comment and wanting to send Markel some shoes from her collection?

  83. spookie says

    I feel like Post-it Notes is a clue but now all I can think of is Romy & Michele’s High School Reunion lol

    I know the Target is Meghan Markle.

  84. spaceship says

    I don’t know, but it sounds like that disgustingly annoying Kim K is trying to get an invite to Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s wedding. Is it not bad enough that she had her child take a photo of her overly shown nude body, and now she’s trying to get invited to someone’s wedding that she doesn’t even know, just for publicity and attention?!!!! God, I just can’t with this horrid woman!

  86. amagod121 says

    Social Climber HAS GOT to be Kim Karcrashian, yea?
    Target is Sparkle Markle.
    Mutual friend: The gal who married Sparkle’s onscreeb suits BF was once a friend of Kim’s but no more. Beyonce is singing at the wedding but would she be an intermediary? Only person famous enough of Kim’s friends to go to the Sparkle Ceremoney, so I’ll go with Bay-yawn-ce.

  87. Max Power says

    With the post-it note clue, it’s got to be Kim K as social climber, trying to get in with Meghan Markle by offering her something tacky and/or slutty. No idea who the mutual friend is

  89. Soprettytome says

    Social climber: Kim Kardashian, who else?
    Target: Meghan Markle
    Mutual friend: Serena Williams

    Optional: when she has managed to get into the royal family? Hahaha, hell no! Run away Meghan!

  90. lalove says

    Social Climber: Kim KW
    Target: Meghan Markle
    Mutual Friend: Serena Williams

    I mean if she wants to be friends with KKW, then sure. KKW, however, would need to learn that you can’t say zip about MM ever.

  91. mozartkugeln says

    Social Climber: Kim Kardashian

    Target: Meghan Markle

    Mutual Friend: Serena Williams

    It’s ridiculous that Kim thought she could have befriended Meghan and got invited to the royal wedding. It wouldn’t have happened even if they were friends.

  92. Quasar1022 says

    Event: The Royal Wedding.

    Target: Meghan Markle
    Social Climber: Kim Kardashian, or Taylor Swift
    Mutual friend: Syreena Williams?

  94. JJLovesGossip says

    I am probably awfully off on this one but I think some possibility are: Social Climber – Kim Kardashian, Target – Meghan Markle. No idea about a mutual friend that had a bridal shower, the only mutual I know of is Kim’s hair stylist – Michael Silva.

  95. pflower says

    Somebody trying to get an invitation to meghan markle and prince Harry’s wedding. I would avoid such a person like the plague ugh…

  96. jamiedc78 says

    SC: Kimmy K
    Target: Meghan Markle
    MF: Serena Williams

    Should they be friends: no and I don’t think the royals would be to welcoming to KK

  97. aaaAVHL says

    Kim K and her post-it notes to her friends and her haters!
    She wants an invite to the royal wedding.