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Target Is Avoiding Social Climber

February 12, 2018 Blind Gossip

[Blind Gossip] How can you be a society girl if you can’t wrangle an invitation to one of the high society events of the year?

This TV star – and aspiring social climber – was determined to score an invitation to an upcoming celebrity wedding.

Except… she’s not friends with either of the people getting married!

She had this whole elaborate plan where she was going to meet [Target Bride] at [Mutual Friend’s] bridal shower and wedding and become fast friends and score an invite.

Except… Target was a no show to Mutual Friend’s bridal shower and wedding, so Social Climber and Target never met.

Climber did not give up. Climber asked Mutual Friend if she could have Target’s contact information.

She wanted to send [Target] a gift from her product line.

Except… when Mutual Friend asked Target if was OK to give Climber her contact information, Target said “NO!”

And that’s why Target never wound up on a Post It note (and why Climber will definitely not be invited to that high society wedding)!

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Social Climber:

Target:

Mutual Friend:

[Optional] Should Target become friends with Social Climber?

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  1. Brunettetalk says

    February 14, 2018 at 5:29 am

    Awesome brand name

  2. hairsofthedog says

    February 13, 2018 at 3:55 pm

    Ace, I love you for using High Society for the photo! My favorite movie ever.

  3. memyselfandi says

    February 13, 2018 at 10:41 am

    “scent of a prostitute” She should rename her perfume this! ??? you made me LOL!

  4. aaaAVHL says

    February 13, 2018 at 8:44 am

    Kim K and her post-it notes to her friends and her haters!
    She wants an invite to the royal wedding.

  5. jamiedc78 says

    February 13, 2018 at 6:59 am

    SC: Kimmy K
    Target: Meghan Markle
    MF: Serena Williams

    Should they be friends: no and I don’t think the royals would be to welcoming to KK

    • vanillasky says

      February 13, 2018 at 4:54 pm

      They’re not welcoming to Meghan either!

  6. pflower says

    February 13, 2018 at 6:40 am

    Somebody trying to get an invitation to meghan markle and prince Harry’s wedding. I would avoid such a person like the plague ugh…

  7. JJLovesGossip says

    February 13, 2018 at 5:43 am

    I am probably awfully off on this one but I think some possibility are: Social Climber – Kim Kardashian, Target – Meghan Markle. No idea about a mutual friend that had a bridal shower, the only mutual I know of is Kim’s hair stylist – Michael Silva.

  8. Kitty S says

    February 13, 2018 at 3:40 am

    Kim Kardashian
    Target is Meghan Markle

  9. Quasar1022 says

    February 13, 2018 at 3:21 am

    Event: The Royal Wedding.

    Target: Meghan Markle
    Social Climber: Kim Kardashian, or Taylor Swift
    Mutual friend: Syreena Williams?

  10. mozartkugeln says

    February 13, 2018 at 2:58 am

    Social Climber: Kim Kardashian

    Target: Meghan Markle

    Mutual Friend: Serena Williams

    It’s ridiculous that Kim thought she could have befriended Meghan and got invited to the royal wedding. It wouldn’t have happened even if they were friends.

  11. lalove says

    February 13, 2018 at 1:43 am

    Social Climber: Kim KW
    Target: Meghan Markle
    Mutual Friend: Serena Williams

    I mean if she wants to be friends with KKW, then sure. KKW, however, would need to learn that you can’t say zip about MM ever.

  12. Soprettytome says

    February 13, 2018 at 1:39 am

    Social climber: Kim Kardashian, who else?
    Target: Meghan Markle
    Mutual friend: Serena Williams

    Optional: when she has managed to get into the royal family? Hahaha, hell no! Run away Meghan!

  13. libertyharlow says

    February 13, 2018 at 12:16 am

    Social climber is Kimmy K
    Target – meaghan markle
    Mutual friend – some random designer

  14. Max Power says

    February 13, 2018 at 12:09 am

    With the post-it note clue, it’s got to be Kim K as social climber, trying to get in with Meghan Markle by offering her something tacky and/or slutty. No idea who the mutual friend is

  15. amagod121 says

    February 12, 2018 at 11:35 pm

    Social Climber HAS GOT to be Kim Karcrashian, yea?
    Target is Sparkle Markle.
    Mutual friend: The gal who married Sparkle’s onscreeb suits BF was once a friend of Kim’s but no more. Beyonce is singing at the wedding but would she be an intermediary? Only person famous enough of Kim’s friends to go to the Sparkle Ceremoney, so I’ll go with Bay-yawn-ce.

  16. hkmummy says

    February 12, 2018 at 11:03 pm

    Kardashian

  17. spaceship says

    February 12, 2018 at 9:38 pm

    I don’t know, but it sounds like that disgustingly annoying Kim K is trying to get an invite to Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s wedding. Is it not bad enough that she had her child take a photo of her overly shown nude body, and now she’s trying to get invited to someone’s wedding that she doesn’t even know, just for publicity and attention?!!!! God, I just can’t with this horrid woman!

  18. spookie says

    February 12, 2018 at 8:34 pm

    I feel like Post-it Notes is a clue but now all I can think of is Romy & Michele’s High School Reunion lol

    I know the Target is Meghan Markle.

  19. The Divine Miss N says

    February 12, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    SJP? Only because of the post it Natalie TD comment and wanting to send Markel some shoes from her collection?

  20. thomk065 says

    February 12, 2018 at 7:58 pm

    Kim wishes she’s was going to Meghan’s wedding.

  21. firefly nights says

    February 12, 2018 at 7:50 pm

    Ewww. Was Kim Kardashian trying to go to Meghan Markle’s wedding?!

    WTH. Keep Dreaming girl

  22. Peaches99 says

    February 12, 2018 at 7:33 pm

    Social Climber: Dull Kim kardashian
    Target: Dull Megan Markle
    Mutual Friend: wouldn’t know
    It will never happen. That post it note clue was gold.

  23. GretaGuesses says

    February 12, 2018 at 7:29 pm

    Social Climber: Kim Kardashian

    Target: Meghan Markle

    Mutual Friend: Serena Williams

    If this is Dim Kim and Sparkles Markle, they’re both social climbers and might as well become friends. Meghan is turning the Royal Family into a reality show anyway, so Kim can give her some tips.

  24. traherne says

    February 12, 2018 at 7:03 pm

    Kim K

    Megan whatsherface and Prince Harry

    Kim is out of her mind if she thinks the royal family would have her

  25. INeedAVacation says

    February 12, 2018 at 7:02 pm

    Social Climber: Kim K

    Target: Meghan Markle

    Mutual Friend: Serena Williams

  26. Monysmom says

    February 12, 2018 at 6:47 pm

    Social Climber: Kim Kardashian

    Target: Meghan Markle

    Mutual Friend: no idea

  27. Incarnadine says

    February 12, 2018 at 6:44 pm

    Kim k as climber
    Serena Williams as mutual friend
    Megan Markle as target

  28. Modest_A says

    February 12, 2018 at 6:43 pm

    Social Climber: Kim Kardashian

    Target: Meghan Markle

    Mutual Friend: Serena Williams

  29. GossipGirlXoXo2 says

    February 12, 2018 at 6:21 pm

    Kim Kardashian
    Meghan Markle?

    Meghan needs to runaway fast

  30. dndsmitty says

    February 12, 2018 at 5:56 pm

    Kim Kardashian
    Meghan Markle
    Serena Williams

  31. truebritt8 says

    February 12, 2018 at 5:48 pm

    Bride is probably Meghan but have no idea who the others are!

  32. aaaKasu says

    February 12, 2018 at 5:40 pm

    Kim Kardashian
    Meghan Markle
    Serena Williams

  33. solidgolddancer says

    February 12, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    Social Climber: Kim Kardashian

    Target: Meghan Markle

    Mutual Friend: Serena Williams

    Serena, you in danger girl!! Don’t do it!

  34. HereForTheGos says

    February 12, 2018 at 5:14 pm

    Kim Kardashian and A Meghan markle

  35. Mimatye says

    February 12, 2018 at 5:06 pm

    Kim Kardashian is the climber and Meghan Markel is the target.
    Run away, far far away.She will have enough crazy dealing with some of her soon to be new family.

  36. packerpoke says

    February 12, 2018 at 4:59 pm

    One of the Hilton sisters

  37. obsidianeyes says

    February 12, 2018 at 4:57 pm

    SC: no clue
    Target: Meghan M
    Mutual: Venus Williams

    • obsidianeyes says

      February 12, 2018 at 4:58 pm

      Take out Venus and put in Serena.

  38. aaaamc says

    February 12, 2018 at 4:54 pm

    Kim Kardashian

    Meghan Markle

    Michael Silva

  39. Vampira says

    February 12, 2018 at 4:47 pm

    Guessing: Paris Hilton as the climber and Meghan Markle as the target
    Old Paris has been especially thirsty lately

    • Vampira says

      February 13, 2018 at 11:33 am

      Ahh…The post it notes. Kim Klown for the win.

  40. Teslasgirl369 says

    February 12, 2018 at 4:46 pm

    Kim K trying to wrangle a royal wedding invite from Meghan Sparkles

  41. JHntr113 says

    February 12, 2018 at 4:44 pm

    Climber: Kim Kardashian
    Target: Meghan Markle
    Mutual friend: Serena Williams

    Optional: Hell. No.

  42. Parade says

    February 12, 2018 at 4:27 pm

    Kim Kardashian
    Meghan Markle
    Serena Williams

  43. lovefifteen says

    February 12, 2018 at 4:22 pm

    Kim Kardashian
    Meghan Merkle
    Serena Williams

  44. vanillasky says

    February 12, 2018 at 4:13 pm

    Target- Sparkles Markle? Which is funny because she herself is a social climber.

  45. raerae403 says

    February 12, 2018 at 4:11 pm

    Social Climber: Kim Kardashian

    Target: Meghan Markle

    Mutual Friend: Serena Williams

    [Optional] Should Target become friends with Social Climber? HELL NO

  46. tellmemore says

    February 12, 2018 at 4:07 pm

    Kim Kardashian
    Meghan Markle is Target
    Serena Williams is the mutual friend

    Hell no they shouldn’t be friends, and I don’t think Meghan Markle is going to allow it anyway. She’s a social climber, herself, & the K have NOTHING to offer her at this point

  47. mountaingirl82 says

    February 12, 2018 at 4:03 pm

    Social Climber: Kim Kardashian
    Target: Meghan Markle
    Mutual Friend: Serena Williams

  48. leapfrog says

    February 12, 2018 at 3:43 pm

    This has GOT to be Kim Kardashian trying to be best friends with Meghan Markle

  49. Jester says

    February 12, 2018 at 3:41 pm

    Trashy Kim K.
    Meghan Markle
    Don’t know the mutual friend?????
    I seriously doubt that it would even be an option for Markle once she is a member of the firm. I wouldn’t want to be a friend neither and I am a nobody.

  50. Blackorchid85 says

    February 12, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    Kim Kardashian
    Meghan Markle
    Serena Williams

    Meghan needs to avoid Kim!!

  51. Trueblueatx says

    February 12, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    Social Climber – Kim K.
    Target- Megan Markle
    Mutual Friend – Serena Williams
    Optional -Heck no! She’s about to be a princess. She doesn’t have time for the drama.

  52. Bethilda says

    February 12, 2018 at 3:19 pm

    Kim Kardashian
    Prince Harry marriage
    Serena Williams

  53. Sun in Libra says

    February 12, 2018 at 3:11 pm

    Social Climber: Kim K
    Target: Meghan Markle
    Mutual Friend: Serena Williams
    Optional: NO!!!

  54. memyselfandi says

    February 12, 2018 at 3:08 pm

    Kim k
    Meghan Markle
    Serena williams

    Optional:
    Absolutely not! She’s facing enough criticism as it is without being linked to a Kardashian.

  55. carriebradshaw says

    February 12, 2018 at 3:03 pm

    Social Climber: Kim Kardashian?
    Target: Megam markle
    Mutual Friend: Serena Williams

    optional: no. actually no normal person should do and I hope for Harry, that she is a normal human being.

  56. GayleStorm says

    February 12, 2018 at 3:02 pm

    Taking a shot in the dark…

    Social Climber: Blake Lively
    Target: Sparkle Markle
    Mutual Friend: No clue
    Should Target become friends with Social Climber? I don’t think Sparkle Markle is allowed to keep her old friends, let alone make new ones. Unless they are members of the accepted ‘royal circle’, I suppose.

  57. badgerette85 says

    February 12, 2018 at 2:56 pm

    Climber – one of the Kardashian’s- Kim?
    Target- Meghan Markle
    Mutual friend – Serena Williams.

  58. JoshuaTree says

    February 12, 2018 at 2:55 pm

    Desperation central Kim Kardashian

    Meghan Markle

    Serena Williams being the mutual pal

  59. jakers says

    February 12, 2018 at 2:50 pm

    Megan markle
    Not sure

  60. viola45 says

    February 12, 2018 at 2:44 pm

    Social Climber: Kim Kardashian West
    Target: Meghan Markle
    Mutual Friend: Serena Williams

  61. Laughing1 says

    February 12, 2018 at 2:42 pm

    We all know this is Kim Kraptashian trying for an invite to the royal wedding. Ye gawd………

  62. viewsfromhermes says

    February 12, 2018 at 2:40 pm

    Social Climber is Kim K
    Friend Serena Williams
    Target is Megan

    LOL dying as if the queen would allow this let alone markle who doesn’t want to be near any Hollywood celebs anymore

  63. calibg21 says

    February 12, 2018 at 2:34 pm

    Social Climber = Kim K
    Target = Megan Markle
    Mutual Friend = no clue

  64. Mangladesh says

    February 12, 2018 at 2:27 pm

    Social climber:kim
    Target: megan markle
    Mutual friend??

  65. MinnieMe says

    February 12, 2018 at 2:19 pm

    Social Climber – Kim Kardashian
    Target – Meghan Markle
    Mutual Friend – Serena Williams

    Funniest thing ever. No. No. No.

  66. aaamika2 says

    February 12, 2018 at 2:18 pm

    social climber: Kim K

    Target: Meghan Markle/royal wedding

    Mutual Friend: Serena Williams

  67. reen57 says

    February 12, 2018 at 2:17 pm

    Social Climber: Kim Kardashian
    Target: Meghan Markle

    Like this is ever going to happen.

  68. aaaXara says

    February 12, 2018 at 2:14 pm

    Kim K
    Meghan Markle
    Serena Williams

    I actually like Kim, but my answer is a solid NO.

  69. winnieourson says

    February 12, 2018 at 2:03 pm

    Social Climber: Kim K

    Target: Meghan M

    Mutual Friend: Serena W

    They are both as bad as each other, but no Meghan will never be a friend of a Kardashian.

  70. Lothar says

    February 12, 2018 at 1:58 pm

    Kardashian… Megan’s wedding.

  71. Sharper_Teeth says

    February 12, 2018 at 1:42 pm

    Can you imagine Kim at Harry’s wedding? Because I cant lol.

  72. Sunday1118 says

    February 12, 2018 at 1:38 pm

    Social Climber: Kim Kardashian West
    Target: Meghan Markle
    Mutual Friend: Serena Williams
    [Optional] Should Target become friends with Social Climber? Nope!

  73. celebiddy says

    February 12, 2018 at 1:35 pm

    Kim k trying to go to the royal wedding LOLLLLLLLL

    Serena williams is the mutual friend

  74. Gerseychick says

    February 12, 2018 at 1:34 pm

    Kim big butt West
    Megan Markle
    Ellen??

  75. binks182 says

    February 12, 2018 at 1:33 pm

    Me again Markle
    Kim K
    Serena Williams

    The Royal family is turning into a reality show farce with Markle so she may as well invite Kimmy!

  76. boobytrap says

    February 12, 2018 at 1:30 pm

    Climber: Kim K
    Mutual friend: Serena Williams
    Target: Meghan Markle

  77. sudokusalad says

    February 12, 2018 at 1:26 pm

    Climber: Kim Kardashian

    Target: Meghan Markle

    Mutual Friend: Serena Williams

    [Optional] Should Target become friends with Social Climber?
    No way!

  78. michellev27 says

    February 12, 2018 at 1:26 pm

    Kim Kardashian
    Meghan Markle and prince harry wedding

    • michellev27 says

      February 12, 2018 at 1:29 pm

      Have no clue who the mutual friend is. But clues are “Post it’s” and pic of Grace Kelly

  79. kelseykkm says

    February 12, 2018 at 1:24 pm

    Kim K and Megan M

    • kelseykkm says

      February 12, 2018 at 1:26 pm

      And maybe Serena Williams as the mutual friend

  80. pigerella says

    February 12, 2018 at 1:15 pm

    Kim Kardashian
    Meghan Markle
    Serena Williams

    Noooooo

  81. More_Cowbell says

    February 12, 2018 at 1:12 pm

    Should this be: Social Climber will not be invited to that high society wedding?

  82. aaaejb says

    February 12, 2018 at 1:07 pm

    Kim K, Serena Williams’ wedding and Meghan Markle as a target

  83. luv2guess says

    February 12, 2018 at 1:04 pm

    kim kw
    megan markle
    chrissy teigen

  84. sabrina325 says

    February 12, 2018 at 1:00 pm

    Kim Kardashian, Meghan Markle, Serena Williams?

  85. TeaDrinker says

    February 12, 2018 at 12:58 pm

    Kim Kardashian
    Megan Markle
    Serena Williams

  86. Abcdefg123456 says

    February 12, 2018 at 12:58 pm

    No idea
    Meghan Markle
    Serena Williams

    • Abcdefg123456 says

      February 12, 2018 at 12:59 pm

      Kim kardashian?

  87. janemare says

    February 12, 2018 at 12:56 pm

    Social climber- Sarah Jessica Parker
    Target- Meghan Markle
    Don’t know the mutual friend.

  88. pancakephanny says

    February 12, 2018 at 12:55 pm

    Climber: Kim Kardashian
    Mutual Friend: Serena Williams
    Target: Megan Markle

  89. Abcdefg123456 says

    February 12, 2018 at 12:54 pm

    Shay Mitchell
    Meghan Markle
    Troian Bellisario and Patrick J Adams

    • PettyBish12 says

      February 15, 2018 at 5:25 pm

      I like this one. Troian married Patrick and Megan didn’t show up probably because of the rumors that she’s distancing herself, which is sad. This is way more likely than Kim K. I like Shay, but yeah she’s totally trying to climb the ranks you can tell, but it’s also sad Markle is distancing herself from everyone as she joins the royal family.

  90. Amethyst says

    February 12, 2018 at 12:50 pm

    Social Climber: Kim Kardashian (due to the post-it note clue)

    Target: Meghan Markle?

    Mutual Friend: I do not know

  91. Cindylouwho says

    February 12, 2018 at 12:45 pm

    Social Climber: Kim Kardashian
    Target: Meghan Markle
    Mutual Friend: Serena Williams
    No, never. If Meghan hopes to ever be taken seriously in the slightest as a royal, she will stay away from all things Kardashian.

  92. secrets says

    February 12, 2018 at 12:44 pm

    Aspiring Social Climber: Oh Kim K when will she learn. That nickname doesnt suit Kim, since she has been social climbing since 2000
    Target: Meghan Markle
    Mutual Friend: Serena Williams ; They aren’t that close so that is a bit strange.

  93. cantbearsed says

    February 12, 2018 at 12:39 pm

    Social climber is obviously the past-it Kim Kardashian. I’d had no idea that Meghan Markle and Chrissy Teigen (baby shower) knew each other but apparently they were both on Deal or No Deal although their appearances were a year apart.

    Kim’s deluded, I don’t think Meghan and Chrissy are close friends, and Meghan doesn’t even have control of the guest list, that’s decided by the Royal Family.

    • cantbearsed says

      February 12, 2018 at 12:41 pm

      Lest anyone forget, Kimbo sent Kate some klothes from her own klothing line in 2011 as a wedding present, and Kate returned them.

    • cantbearsed says

      February 12, 2018 at 5:45 pm

      Kate now called Catherine, the Duchess of Cornwall.

    • carriebradshaw says

      February 13, 2018 at 9:06 am

      Duches of Cornwall is Camilla. Kate is duchess of Cambridge.

    • Kerzep says

      February 13, 2018 at 9:25 am

      The Duchess of Cornwall is Camilla Parker Bowles. Kate Middleton is the Duchess of Cambridge.

  94. tmartex says

    February 12, 2018 at 12:27 pm

    Climber- Kim Kardashian
    Target- Meghan Markle
    Mutual- Serena Williams
    If Markle could benefit from being friends with Kim, she would become friends with her. But she can’t so she won’t.

    • Nataliexyz says

      February 13, 2018 at 8:03 am

      This

    • steffie718 says

      February 13, 2018 at 9:02 am

      Yes!

    • Stabby McKniferson says

      February 15, 2018 at 6:25 pm

      How? Mehgan would easily and instantly become an international laughing stock aligning herself with glamed-up trash like Kim.

  95. dizzygirl says

    February 12, 2018 at 12:26 pm

    Well, I know the climber is Kim K
    Target has to be Meghan Markle
    Have no idea who the connection is, but good for her!

    REALLY tacky, Kim…

  96. kimmukwest says

    February 12, 2018 at 12:25 pm

    Kim Kardashian
    Meghan Markle
    Serena Williams
    I would have thought Kim and Meghan would be two peas in a pod. Both ruthless, manipulative social climbers.

    • 4sixx2 says

      February 13, 2018 at 9:44 am

      Right! But Markle has climbed to a much higher, world respected level. She may have loved to hang with Kim years ago, but she’s now leaving KK in the dust!

  97. redstilettos says

    February 12, 2018 at 12:23 pm

    Markle is the target.

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