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Star Wars Guy Pulled Out His Lightsaber

September 24, 2020 Blind Gossip

[Pop Bitch] Which Star Wars legend was a bit of a fixture at his local GUM clinic?

Rather than sneak in furtively to get his tackle checked, he’d turn up in a Rolls Royce.

He would flop his chap out for inspection.

Then he would happily hand out signed photos to anyone in the waiting room. 

BG Notes: GUM = genitourinary medicine. A GUM clinic is a sexual health clinic. Tackle and chap = private parts.

Similar: JJ Abrams’ Star Wars Fear

Actor:

[Optional] Best and worst Star Wars films? Why?

Episode I: The Phantom Menace (1999)
Episode II: Attack of the Clones (2002)
Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (2005)
Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)
Rogue One (2016)
Episode IV: A New Hope (1977)
Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back  (1980)
Episode VI: Return of the Jedi (1983)
Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (2017)
Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker (2019)


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  1. mishmosh says

    September 26, 2020 at 4:33 am

    Ewan Mcgregor currently owns a Rolls in LA. I wouldn’t call him a legend though!

  2. Raoul Duke says

    September 25, 2020 at 4:38 pm

    C Threepio

    A New Hope, it had it all contained in one film. Princess, underdogs, Han Solo, hope and like wonderment and a hero’s ending. No many movies can measure up to that and can pull off those cliches in the same way since. Maybe Space Balls.

  3. safarigirl says

    September 25, 2020 at 4:01 pm

    Anthony Daniels c3po actor

    Best movie was the first movie!

  4. schmoo says

    September 25, 2020 at 10:43 am

    Our fellow member: “bertwheeler says” gets a gold star!
    Best answer of the day.

  5. dagnabbit11 says

    September 25, 2020 at 10:06 am

    Peter Mayhew / Chewbacca
    optional – Episode IV: A New Hope

  6. jimjambanks says

    September 25, 2020 at 9:12 am

    Obviously Jar Jar Binks

  7. amagod121 says

    September 25, 2020 at 8:05 am

    At first I thought it could be Harrison Ford, as I could see him being notoriously private or else notoriously public in his life dealings. I kinda saw him as on the privacy end of things and a quick consult with Wiki confirmed my theory.

    Soooo, I have to turn my head to Mr. Mark Hamill and elect him as the person in question in this blind.

    Optnl: Never saw a Star Wars movie, never plan on ever seeing one. Live long and prosper, fans of it.

  8. GooglyMoogly says

    September 25, 2020 at 7:17 am

    Kenny Bakers Rolls Royce is up for sale…

    My fave is Ep IV
    I dislike the prequels I-III
    I hated IX
    I liked Rogue One and the other movies…

  9. TSlice says

    September 25, 2020 at 5:44 am

    Mark Hamil?

  10. blackcat2019 says

    September 25, 2020 at 4:57 am

    Actor: Ewan McGregor (because it is well known he always ‘flop his chap out’ at every opportunity in a film) and hes a dirty begger

  11. kurlykolly says

    September 25, 2020 at 3:16 am

    Billie Dee Williams

    Empire Strikes Back

  12. mishmosh says

    September 25, 2020 at 3:15 am

    The late Kenny Baker (R2D2) owned a Rolls Royce and was English so it could well have been him?

  13. purplefluffybunny says

    September 25, 2020 at 12:36 am

    David Prowse? Completely random guess there!

    Best film: Empire Strikes Back
    Worst: Phantom Menace (haven’t seen Solo but it can’t possibly be worse can it?)

  14. claireuk says

    September 25, 2020 at 12:11 am

    It has to be someone British so I’m guessing the original Darth Vader david prowse? We loved him as the huge Green Cross Code Man back in the 70s!
    The only films I saw were the early 3, the best being the one with Jabba the Hutt!

  15. ChattyCat says

    September 24, 2020 at 7:54 pm

    Chewbakker?

  16. olderwiser64 says

    September 24, 2020 at 7:41 pm

    Peter Mayhew

    Chewbacca = Chewy for GUM

    Best Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (1980) Epic duel with Darth Vader

    Worst: Any made after the 1989. Just because.

  17. jonesing says

    September 24, 2020 at 7:29 pm

    Sir Alec Guiness?

  18. Ramblingirl says

    September 24, 2020 at 6:15 pm

    Chewbacca

    A New Hope 1977 because I was 12 and it was so different. Loved it.

  19. mommagoosed says

    September 24, 2020 at 5:10 pm

    Oops, I stand corrected, probably Ewan McGregor. 😜 Peter Mayhew was too classy!

  20. nycmadam says

    September 24, 2020 at 5:07 pm

    Billy Dee Williams

    Favorites (s): The O.G. IV A New Hope. And I don’t hate the newer ones though they kinda lost the sparkle.

  21. CanaryCry says

    September 24, 2020 at 4:01 pm

    Mark Hamill?
    Peter Cushing?
    David Prowse?
    Harrison Ford?

    I only had use for the original three (now Parts IV, V & Vi)

  22. jowmister says

    September 24, 2020 at 2:40 pm

    Harrison Ford

  23. delray74 says

    September 24, 2020 at 2:28 pm

    Rogue One is easily the best Star Wars movie. Empire is second best.

  24. angelbratt says

    September 24, 2020 at 1:55 pm

    Patrick Stewart?

  25. bertwheeler says

    September 24, 2020 at 1:50 pm

    Please, let it be R2D2.

    Lost interest after The Empire Strikes Back, thank God.

  26. kimmukwest says

    September 24, 2020 at 12:35 pm

    Aaagh please don’t be Mark Hamill!!

  27. SoggyToast says

    September 24, 2020 at 12:19 pm

    First time poster – Peter Mayhew . Best Movie is ROGUE ONE – close second Empire Strikes Back and then a mix until the bottom chronologically descending sequels until Jar Jar Binks. Ugh.

  28. kelseykkm says

    September 24, 2020 at 12:15 pm

    Kenny Baker

  29. DavyRogers says

    September 24, 2020 at 11:59 am

    My guess would be Liam Neeson.
    My favorite and the best Star Wars movie is the first one. I saw it when it came out when I was very young with my sister and my now deceased lifetime BFF. It was in a theatre that was divided into TWO separate screens and Star Wars was showing on both! Truly it was like nothing anybody had ever seen before. We thought we were living in the future for sure! What wonderful things were ahead! Little did we know.

  30. redbus says

    September 24, 2020 at 11:39 am

    alec guiness?

  31. MrsCleaver says

    September 24, 2020 at 11:36 am

    Mark Hamill – Clue – Check his tackle. He starred in a movie called “Go Fish” last year. Plus I don’t see Harrison Ford “cheerfully” handing out pics.
    Fav Movie – Empire Strikes Back cause Harrison Ford at his best.

  32. Midwestgurl says

    September 24, 2020 at 11:35 am

    I don’t know, Peter Mayhew?

    I’m really more interested in answering the Similar blind item attached!

  33. mommagoosed says

    September 24, 2020 at 11:16 am

    I wonder if this is the OG Chewbacca, Peter Mayhew? I can see his height causing internal issues. I would expect his “tackle and chap” being different from most.

    Best movies, IMHO, were the first three, #4-6. Rise of Skywalker was pretty bad.

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